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Virtue Signaling Queef Hag Organizes Boycott Of Her Stench Trench For Anyone Who Supports Kavanaugh In Order To Fight The Patriarchy

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This is Sophie Vershbow, the social media director for Random House publishing:

There’s been so many epic meltdowns since Justice Kavanaugh took his lifetime seat on the Supreme Court, but Sophie’s might be my favorite:

https://twitter.com/svershbow/status/1048286595017834496

Sorry fellas, you won’t be going spelunking in this stench trench if you supported a guy who was falsely accused in a politically motivated witch hunt:

I know, I know. It’s a huge loss for guys everywhere. How will we ever survive without a piece of that sweet potato pie?

Turns out it wasn’t her idea to announce that she would not be taking the bologna baton from Kavanaugh bros – it was her Dad’s:

When I was a teenager my old man once said to me, “Don’t bring back the car with an empty gas tank again.”

Her Dad told her to withhold poontang for political purposes.

Different strokes.

I’m not gonna relive all the Kavanaugh bullshit because it’s in the past at this point. But this broad is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the left:

I got bad news for you Sophie….

Don’t worry Soph, boycotting your penis fly trap will come naturally to 99% of the population. Especially Lindsey Graham 2.0.

It’s also not her first time becoming Twitter famous for being a virtue signaling queef hag. A few months ago she made a name for herself by demanding a billboard get taken down in times square because…..being not fat is bad?

Turns out she had an eating disorder previously, therefore other people shouldn’t be able to look at this billboard.

Anyway, I support Kavanaugh so I’m wicked sad I won’t be able to come home to this at night:

She totally doesn’t look completely insane either, so obviously it’s my loss. Good luck to this poor guy:

It’s gonna be a long and terrible life with crazy eyes. Good luck buddy. You’re gonna need it.

The most ironic part about all this is that her job is to run the social media for a company that publishes textbooks for children. And she chooses to represent the company by posting this:

Do NOT spam Random House’s Faceobook page with links to this blog!!

29 Comment(s)
  • Chumley
    October 9, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Broad looks like my friend Tennessee Tuxedo.

  • Corey Booger the magic negro
    October 8, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    the fucked up eyes and size 14 feet suggest inbreeding in her not so distant heritage, Definitely a coke head, who supplies the 3 blue pills and paper bags to put over her head when you decide to “boof” with her

  • Judge dread
    October 8, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    I lived in soho manhattan years ago. I know how Manhattan or NYC chicks work. Everyone in Manhattan is kinda cool.

    This bitch is bridge and tunnel crowd alll over her. She’s a whore. She knows it. Her genitals probably look like roast beef. Women like her are spiteful, virtue signaling, whores. They all do coke and shit to stay thin.

    She almost looks like a re-animated corpse with slim legs. She’s a coke head,

  • juror seven esq.
    October 8, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    What’s the chances that she is a real daddy’s girl? Sex, money and power. Odds are daddy use to say to Sophie come over here and sit on my lap, I’ve got a roll of quarters in my front pocket for you. Reach in and see if you can find. Be careful, there’s a whole in my pocket and sometimes things fall down my leg. Keep looking.
    Chances are that the father’s sister is also Sophie’s mother. That would explain the offset eyes.

  • Akihito
    October 8, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    Yep, she has got them crazy person’s eyes. Stay away

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 8, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    The dude in the pic is blind. The Helen Keller glasses are a dead give away. Although, now that I think about, he must have olfactory problems, too. It can’t smell good down there. Oh, and he must be deaf. How else could he put up with the crap that must come out of her mouth. Poor fucker…

    Didn’t know anorexia was such a major issue. Must have missed all the weight gain pill ads during paid programming segments on TV

  • Smasher
    October 8, 2018 at 11:04 am

    The eyes, always from the eyes you can tell the crazy ones who are going to guarantee you are in daily misery and suffering until you come back to your senses and file the divorce papers.

  • duane ingalls glasscock
    October 8, 2018 at 11:02 am

    I’m not into fucking cross eyed jew skanks anyhow. fucking whore, her soyboy cuck friend has a hairbun, fucking faggot. MAGA bitches

  • Not wid my dick
    October 8, 2018 at 10:48 am

    I’d take her nose full of nickels.

  • Stand Up and Be Counted
    October 8, 2018 at 9:27 am

    We the silent majority in OUR country have been silent too long, we are silent no more. The common women and men of this country have been pushed around, abused and shit-on by the adult children of the Leftist movement for over half a century. I work with people of all races every day and the divide isn’t race or language, we the RUGGED INDIVIDUALISTS and PATRIOTS, know who each other are but the Lefties don’t understand that. Most of us love the men in our families, women in our families, children, babies and celebrate a birth as a gift of life, we love our dogs, spirits and tobacco to!

    Make no mistakes my friends we are in the middle of a CIVIL WAR, fought with by lawless government hacks throughout local government, state government and federal government. A lawless President Barrack Hussein Obama, the Lawless Clintons and all their minions throughout the media. Our nations pillars were severely weakened and tested under Obama and are still under attack.

    We stand with out service members, veterans, rule of law and our Constitution as written. Keep your powder dry and your mind strong, the left will be coming for our Republic for years to come, it is still April 19, 1775 we have a long ways to go.

  • Captain Trips
    October 8, 2018 at 8:13 am

    Another ‘class act’ leftie

    Her face actually looks malformed. Her eyes are too close-set and her left eye is lower than her right. Congenital malformation most likely. Her brain probably has not properly formed either.

    The female version of Alfred E Neumann of Mad Magazine fame

  • PhilSimmsSucks
    October 8, 2018 at 7:43 am

    Clarence the Cross Eyed Lion there is at least a four bagger.

  • gtfo
    October 8, 2018 at 6:20 am

    Millennials are so dumb, at this rate I’ll have a job for life since my generation is the last one that’s employable. “Social Media Director” average salary 65k and I bet you get to live off that in NYC where Random House HQ is. Good luck!

  • Hellen Keller's boy
    October 8, 2018 at 4:57 am

    i reckon her fella is blind, he’d have to be, sitting next to and not noticing her dangerously close-set eyes. how strange that she see’s herself as a sexual “object”, someone needs to tell her that the zoo monkeys spank whether she is there or not.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 8, 2018 at 1:44 pm

      Sorry, didn’t see your post before I made mine.

  • Joan Rivers
    October 8, 2018 at 4:20 am

    Oh Sophie you little crossed eyed tart, oh my honey, listen, If he was a fish I’d throw him back. What a power couple, she smells like Fresh Step Cat Litter and he still lives with his Grandmother and plays with dolls. Two thumbs down, I need a drink.

  • phong
    October 7, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    She can tell the Kavanaugh haters because after they fuck her they roll on their stomachs and say “Okay, now you do me.”

    I’d do her and yell “Trump, Trump, Kavanaugh!” when I came.

  • The Vorlon
    October 7, 2018 at 11:25 pm

    Once again, don’t stick your dick in the cra-cra…

  • Real Woman Seeking Real Men
    October 7, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    Based on the picture, she dates beta males anyway. (Surprising…without the photographic evidence, I would’ve guessed she skips males entirely and plays for the other team, making this whole “protest” a moot point). Anywho, works out well for me, I’ll take all the alpha males she doesn’t want. 

    • Mountain Man Alpha Dog
      October 8, 2018 at 4:36 am

      @Real Woman
      Well Hey there little lady, I hunt bear with a dull butter knife, can build a 4,000 square foot log cabin hand carrying all the supplies in and can screw like a lion in heat. I’m a crack shot out to 1000 yards with my lever action .308 Winchester. What ya say we put on some war paint get some beaver pelts and Jack Daniels and canoe our way up the Columbia River?

  • Ray Patriarca
    October 7, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    Does that mean I can’t stretch out her brown starfish either ?

    • Richard N Vulva esq.
      October 8, 2018 at 10:51 am

      You as an individual are free to plunder all the booty you like. She’s very specific that her rule applies to men which is plural so she’s only cracking down on the group stuff. 

  • Overturn roe
    October 7, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    I’d rather fuck the dog she’s holding.

    • Fat Pete
      October 8, 2018 at 12:49 am

      I’d rather fap and call it a night.

  • Mom's Basement
    October 7, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    Would it be sex by false pretenses if you pretend that your politics are different than they really are in order to get laid? Cause if that’s her only objection…

    • Stunt Penis
      October 8, 2018 at 7:43 am

      That would be epic. After she finishes guzzling your future children and wants to cuddle, watch the look on her face as you say “Make America Great Again, baby!”

      • Richard Cranium
        October 8, 2018 at 8:56 am

        If you time this comment just right you would create an Angry Dragon, now you’re having some fun!

    • Sophie's Choice
      October 8, 2018 at 9:15 am

      I’ll take the patriarchy over soyface all day long! We just need to pretend that I didn’t know what you were really all about.

  • CrispyC
    October 7, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    Her boyfriend (or whatever the fuck he is) looks like George McFly.
    I wonder if BIFF was the one that she claims put her into the #MeToo movement.

    I love these kids that claim to be victims. No one broke the law but hey, I WANT IN ON THIS MOVEMENT someone rape cultured me!! I bet she made a bad choice but no this is someone else’s fault. OMG a billboard about appetite suppressants!! I made a bad decision to be anorexic but this is the billboard company’s fault!!!!

    Thanks to Turtleboy for keeping her “famous”.

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