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Virtue Signaling Somerville High School Beta Males Go Viral For Walking Out Of School (Again) To Protest “Rapist” Judge Kavanaugh And Their Gym Teacher

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We don’t normally blog about high school students, because for the most part they don’t yet realize that they are in fact dumbasses. But this Somerville High School student was extra naughty and needs to be spanked…..

Over 15,000 retweets. Oh, to be 17 again. You do so many things that you think will get you laid, that absolutely will not get you laid. Ironically these three junior beta males only hope of not dying virgins is alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

Sidenote – it’s gotta suck to be a high school boy now. Every single guy out there has been told “no” by a girl at some point in their life. You get to first base, you round it and go for second, when all of a sudden – BAM – you get the block right when you feel bra. Back in the day this was just part of growing up. Today it’s rape.

Seriously, there’s virtue signaling, and then there’s this:

This is new level white knight.

Look kid, the mainstream media is gonna kiss your ass for this and tell you you’re brave and blah, blah, blah. But I’m gonna do you the biggest favor of your life right now – I’m going to be blunt and honest with you. You’re not helping “survivors.” Real women (not pink pussy hat wearing resisters) are not impressed. They’re laughing at you because you’re trying way, way, way too hard to prove you’re one of the “good ones.” Plus, you’re pulling what the SJWs refer to as a “not all men.” That’s a big no-no. They don’t like that because they actually want you to say that all men are in fact evil rapists at their core. And anyone who doesn’t is part of the oppressive patriarchy. The quicker you stop trying to please these people the better, because no matter what you do it will never be good enough.

After that he tweeted this:

So now this privileged little snot is shitting on his gym teacher to hundreds of thousands of people on social media too. Why is the principal of Somerville High School allowing this? Why is he allowed to humiliate and slander the faculty like this? Why is he allowed to slander a man who has never been convicted, or even credibly accused of rape? Why is he not being suspended? Can students walk out of school to protest illegal immigration? Can they walk out of school to protest abortion? Did conservative students walk out of school because Keith Ellison beat the shit out of every woman he dated? Or are you only allowed to walk out of Somerville High if you’re protesting the “right” kind of things?

Of course what he should’ve written on the Tweet was, “We walked out of school today because we didn’t feel like going to class.” Because that’s what this Jack Torres character seems to do all the time. In February he started a weekly walkout to protest gun violence, because this bootleg David Hogg is under the impression that skipping chemistry class will fix the world’s problems.

More recently he organized the 50 miles march from Worcester to Springfield to protest in front of Smith and Wesson on a day when they weren’t open. He got some camera time on Beat The Press for it:

But I don’t hate him for the virtue signaling. He’s just a stupid kid after all, being egged on by people like Joe Curtatone because they like to hide behind kids. I hate him because he said that “not all boys are rapists like Kavanaugh.”

Fuck. You. Kid.

I cannot WAIT until one of these three stupid teenagers gets accused of rape. I don’t even care if it’s real, and I’d actually prefer if it’s made up. I just want them to see what it’s like when the world calls you a rapist, and you’re not actually a rapist.

This is why I’m starting to love Judge Kavanaugh like a brother. He’s quickly becoming a hero of mine not because of his politics or his judicial acumen, but because he is standing tall in the face of one of the most vicious and disgusting smear campaigns I’ve ever seen. How can you not root for this guy? Here is this completely innocent dude whose only crime was being a man nominated to the SCOTUS by President Trump. All this abuse he’s getting, all the lies, all the dragging of his good name and his family’s name through the mud, is because he was appointed by Trump. If he was appointed by someone like Marco Rubio or Mitt Romney none of this would be happening.

A lesser man would’ve said, “this isn’t worth it” and quit. If it was me, I’d probably wanna keep going out of principle, but I could easily picture Mrs. Turtleboy begging me to step down. But his wife is a ride or die bitch, and she’s standing tall and so is he. And that ladies and gentlemen is heroic. Thursday is going to be the most entertaining day in Washington DC in my lifetime. And on Friday morning when he is confirmed, and Liz Warren and crew lose once again, it’s going to be the most satisfying feeling I’ve had in a long, long time.

25 Comment(s)
  • Herb Eaversmeltz
    October 8, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    I used to like the “old” Somerville a whole lot more; you know, the city that would have taken these freaks and shoved them into a locker. A once proud working man’s city turned into a haven for weirdos.

  • Mia Curtatone
    September 26, 2018 at 9:21 pm

    You boyz wil neva get pussy, unless its boi pusssy. Better start wearing y9our gay pride flags as jackets homoz’ hahahahahhahhaa

  • MAGA. Trump 2020
    September 26, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    Are you tired of winning yet? We’re just getting warmed up.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 26, 2018 at 4:53 pm

      Hillary Clinton Football Meme

  • I am GROID
    September 26, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Future Elliot Rodergers types.

    Shout outs to my beta kneegroes.

  • The School Shooter
    September 26, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    Miss me yet?

    I’m loading MAGAzines as I read this nonsense. I’ve two 80% lowers in the basement that need a bit more milling (I’d forgotten, thanks for the reminder). This shit is completely fucking retarded. My roosters have larger huevos than this mincing faggot. For those of you that have not eviscerated chickens…roosters have human-sized testes…packed into chicken-sized bodies. Thats why they’re so mean, generally.

    ncfoothillbilly aka pew pew pew

  • Stunt Penis
    September 26, 2018 at 11:10 am

    I’m patiently waiting for their announcement on Facebook that they are walking out of school to protest Keith Ellison beating women.

    • Liberal double standard
      September 26, 2018 at 11:37 am

      That’s about as likely as any victim of a Kennedy past or future ever seeing justice served.

  • AJB
    September 26, 2018 at 10:55 am

    I believe that all women should be believed.
    So why was the Andrew Baker groping case swept under the rug.
    I am so disappointed about this. So much so that I may abstain from voting for governor.

    • WTF you smoking?
      September 26, 2018 at 12:58 pm

      Fox, Newsweek, Turtleboy, Time Magazine, Daily Mail, New York Post… It’s literally a global story about the son of a state level politician. I’m not saying anything about the merits of the claim but as media coverage goes you couldn’t miss this story even with your face buried deep inside Barney Frank’s asscrack.

  • Truant Moonbats
    September 26, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Fucking moonbats.

    Nothing is better ammunition than the law.

    “Millis Public Schools v. M.P., 478 Mass. 767 (2018)
    Truancy. We conclude that a child ‘willfully fails to attend school’ when he or she acts purposefully, such that his or her behavior arises from reasons portending delinquent behavior..’ The court vacated a CRA judgment where “where nothing in the record suggested that the child’s behavior exhibited problems or tendencies that could lead toward juvenile delinquency, and where nothing in the record showed that a modification of the child’s custody arrangements would help improve the child’s attendance record.”

  • Richyrich
    September 26, 2018 at 10:03 am

    TBS hits the nail on the head. Like almost everything a 17-year-old boy does, the motivation here is to get laid. You never know, it just might work. Bon Chance, garçons!

  • Bal Sun Chin, Dianne Feinstein's Chinese Spy
    September 26, 2018 at 9:51 am

    Hispanic Mike Nesmith, Junior Varsity Elvis Costello, and Standard Issue Pee Wee clearly lactate soy from their nipples.

  • Throat Denter
    September 26, 2018 at 8:05 am

    They walked out of school and right to the basement for their daily circle jerk. What a bunch of pillow biters!

  • Chuck Schumer
    September 26, 2018 at 7:54 am

    I am sure they all have been butt fucked by each other. All dedicated circle jerkers looking at Men’s Health magazines. At least I do not have to worry about these idiots breeding with an actual woman! They are way to busy getting each other’s tonsils pregnant and laying down pecker tracks on their tongues.

    Don’t forget….vote democrat and vote often….My name is Chuck Schumer and I approve this message

  • High Schooler
    September 26, 2018 at 6:04 am

    Those three fellows certainly look so serious about this issue.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    September 26, 2018 at 5:57 am

    Hey kiddies,
    Go back to doing what you do best: playing video games and jerking off.
    Nobody cares about your opinion. Nobody.
    So, go back to your bedrooms, lock the door and go beat it raw.
    Leave the thinking to the adults.

  • Ted Baxter
    September 26, 2018 at 5:51 am

    Three kids that have never talked to a girl trying to make points. Should be suspended for this. Next week they walk out because there is no chocolate milk in the cafe.

  • Phong
    September 26, 2018 at 12:19 am

    If the U.S. gets invaded, these guys won’t fight, but will volunteer to get raped instead of the women.

  • David Hogg
    September 25, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    Hi Somerville three,

    Hogg is gonna be in town on Friday. I’m gonna go wild Hogg on the three of you so you better be ready. Hogg wants to fuck. You better have crystal meth like we agreed upon. If you don’t have the meth I’m gonna randomly select one of you for someone Hogg’s toilet slave action.

    David Hogg

  • CharliesSonWalkedOut
    September 25, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    Rumor has it they plan to walk out next week to protest Cosmo Curtatone and Charlie Bakers groping son. They wonder why Bakers groping son is being treated with kid gloves. They want to shine a light on the quote unquote investigation.what happened in this secretive case. These 3 bath house boys want to know.

  • CCC
    September 25, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    Love your take on this issue I’m with you 100%

  • Generation Cuck
    September 25, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    Generation Cuck strikes again, they won’t mind if we take their girlfriends and wives out on dates.

  • Judge dread
    September 25, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    I already figured these chud stuffers out. Virgins. Average day: 6 hours of video games, 2 hours virtue signaling on social media, 2 hours of tranny porn, 4 hours sleep, 8 hours in school talking to girls who will never date them.

    The Parents are progressive resist types: they probably have coexist, warren, and H moving forward bumper stickers on their Prius.

    • Scrotum Free Masculinity
      September 26, 2018 at 9:07 am

      You are far too generous with 8 hours of talking to girls, maybe 45 minutes discussing lip gloss and eye shadow and their right to insert tampons. Otherwise you nailed it.

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