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We don’t normally blog about high school students, because for the most part they don’t yet realize that they are in fact dumbasses. But this Somerville High School student was extra naughty and needs to be spanked…..
Thank you Dr Christine Ford for standing up pic.twitter.com/asu1O6FIMg
— Jack Torres (@JackTorres00) September 24, 2018
Over 15,000 retweets. Oh, to be 17 again. You do so many things that you think will get you laid, that absolutely will not get you laid. Ironically these three junior beta males only hope of not dying virgins is alcohol. Lots of alcohol.
Sidenote – it’s gotta suck to be a high school boy now. Every single guy out there has been told “no” by a girl at some point in their life. You get to first base, you round it and go for second, when all of a sudden – BAM – you get the block right when you feel bra. Back in the day this was just part of growing up. Today it’s rape.
Seriously, there’s virtue signaling, and then there’s this:
This is new level white knight.
Look kid, the mainstream media is gonna kiss your ass for this and tell you you’re brave and blah, blah, blah. But I’m gonna do you the biggest favor of your life right now – I’m going to be blunt and honest with you. You’re not helping “survivors.” Real women (not pink pussy hat wearing resisters) are not impressed. They’re laughing at you because you’re trying way, way, way too hard to prove you’re one of the “good ones.” Plus, you’re pulling what the SJWs refer to as a “not all men.” That’s a big no-no. They don’t like that because they actually want you to say that all men are in fact evil rapists at their core. And anyone who doesn’t is part of the oppressive patriarchy. The quicker you stop trying to please these people the better, because no matter what you do it will never be good enough.
After that he tweeted this:
So now this privileged little snot is shitting on his gym teacher to hundreds of thousands of people on social media too. Why is the principal of Somerville High School allowing this? Why is he allowed to humiliate and slander the faculty like this? Why is he allowed to slander a man who has never been convicted, or even credibly accused of rape? Why is he not being suspended? Can students walk out of school to protest illegal immigration? Can they walk out of school to protest abortion? Did conservative students walk out of school because Keith Ellison beat the shit out of every woman he dated? Or are you only allowed to walk out of Somerville High if you’re protesting the “right” kind of things?
Of course what he should’ve written on the Tweet was, “We walked out of school today because we didn’t feel like going to class.” Because that’s what this Jack Torres character seems to do all the time. In February he started a weekly walkout to protest gun violence, because this bootleg David Hogg is under the impression that skipping chemistry class will fix the world’s problems.
More recently he organized the 50 miles march from Worcester to Springfield to protest in front of Smith and Wesson on a day when they weren’t open. He got some camera time on Beat The Press for it:
But I don’t hate him for the virtue signaling. He’s just a stupid kid after all, being egged on by people like Joe Curtatone because they like to hide behind kids. I hate him because he said that “not all boys are rapists like Kavanaugh.”
Fuck. You. Kid.
I cannot WAIT until one of these three stupid teenagers gets accused of rape. I don’t even care if it’s real, and I’d actually prefer if it’s made up. I just want them to see what it’s like when the world calls you a rapist, and you’re not actually a rapist.
This is why I’m starting to love Judge Kavanaugh like a brother. He’s quickly becoming a hero of mine not because of his politics or his judicial acumen, but because he is standing tall in the face of one of the most vicious and disgusting smear campaigns I’ve ever seen. How can you not root for this guy? Here is this completely innocent dude whose only crime was being a man nominated to the SCOTUS by President Trump. All this abuse he’s getting, all the lies, all the dragging of his good name and his family’s name through the mud, is because he was appointed by Trump. If he was appointed by someone like Marco Rubio or Mitt Romney none of this would be happening.
A lesser man would’ve said, “this isn’t worth it” and quit. If it was me, I’d probably wanna keep going out of principle, but I could easily picture Mrs. Turtleboy begging me to step down. But his wife is a ride or die bitch, and she’s standing tall and so is he. And that ladies and gentlemen is heroic. Thursday is going to be the most entertaining day in Washington DC in my lifetime. And on Friday morning when he is confirmed, and Liz Warren and crew lose once again, it’s going to be the most satisfying feeling I’ve had in a long, long time.