Voke-stached Queefcicle Friend Of Neckbearded Nudnik Who Killed Somerville Cop Goes Free Mah Boi 100 Emoji And “F The Police” On Facebook 

Voke-stached Queefcicle Friend Of Neckbearded Nudnik Who Killed Somerville Cop Goes Free Mah Boi 100 Emoji And “F The Police” On Facebook

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So Michael Ricci, the neckbearded nudnik who killed Somerville police officer Lou Remigio while drag racing at speeds in excess of 100 mph on I-95 in New Hampshire, was arraigned again on outstanding warrants.

Look at those shorts and oversized t-shirt. Be more guilty. You can’t.

This time he was wearing Officer Remigio’s handcuffs, which apparently rubbed one of this boy’s the wrong way….

Oh yea, he’s the victim here. He’s the one being treated like shit. Not the innocent and loved man he killed because his penis is so small that he thinks drag racing makes him masculine. But yea, more “free my n word” and 100 emojis should help his case.

A white teen dad with vokestache who buys his child fresh Jordan’s and has mastered the art of the bathroom selfie. Oh yea, this queefcicle is going places in life.

According to him his boy wasn’t speeding and we are all blind to the truth:

Yea, that explains how he ended up crossing over the median into oncoming traffic.

Branden thinks that it’s not a big deal because “we’ve all made mistakes” and we all drag race:

Nah dude, I don’t drag race. I’m not a simple minded neckbeard who can be easily entertained by loud noises. So unfortunately I cannot relate to this shitstain’s current predicament.

Shockingly this isn’t the first time this week Branden has gone all “fuck the po-lice” on the Facebook machine:

Yup, he’s always a victim. Guess what kind of dog he owns:

Oh look, another millimeter peter overcompensating for his fragile masculinity by owning a pit bull. You hardly ever see that.

He don’t fuck with pigs though:

Hey Branden, your boy is a piece of shit who will rot in jail for what he’s done, but you do have a good point. That easily could’ve been you because you’re really no different than he is. His time was now. Your time will come later.



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11 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    October 17, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    Did that idiot buy his clothes second hand from Ralphie May’s estate?

  • Ryan
    October 15, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    I’d jizz on his chick’s face.

  • JLu
    October 14, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    Statuses brought to you by the same kid who got arrested in 7th grade for running around the school with a knife

  • Ann Flaherty
    October 13, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    He didn’t hit the cop head on so the cop is less dead?

  • Ben There
    October 13, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    No word on his favorite NBA team?

  • itsjustme
    October 13, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    I am almost double these waste of sperm ages and I can say I have never once even thought about drag racing. When we were teenagers my husband had a sweet sports car and even than I never thought about how cool it would be to drag race it.

  • JoeMomma
    October 13, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    Hope he gets out soon….then I can run him over….

    • Rebecca
      October 13, 2017 at 6:35 pm

      Just because someone owns a pitbull doesn’t make them a piece of shit. Pitbulls are amazing dogs that get shit on for their name because people train them badly. I own two pitbulls who are more scared of people. They would never bite anyone and love people once they get over their anxiety from people like you who misjudge them and have treated them badly. Educate your self.

      • Under Doug
        October 13, 2017 at 8:24 pm

        Ummm, the dogs have to get over thier anxiety because of what I think of them?! Really now.

      • Sonny's Mom
        October 13, 2017 at 11:40 pm

        The beautiful dog in that photo definitely deserves better.

      • Kerri Bishop
        October 15, 2017 at 5:45 am

        not all pitbull owner’s are ratchet scum, but all ratchet scum are pitbulls.

        It’s like not all fingers are thumbs, but all thumbs are fingers.

        Why do you think they have the stigma? Because douche nozzles train them to be evil and then give them away or abandon them. Yeah it’s not the breeds fault but it’s still a cliche at this point. Pitbulls are the rottweilers of the new millennium.

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