Voke-stached Queefcicle Friend Of Neckbearded Nudnik Who Killed Somerville Cop Goes Free Mah Boi 100 Emoji And “F The Police” On Facebook
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So Michael Ricci, the neckbearded nudnik who killed Somerville police officer Lou Remigio while drag racing at speeds in excess of 100 mph on I-95 in New Hampshire, was arraigned again on outstanding warrants.
Look at those shorts and oversized t-shirt. Be more guilty. You can’t.
This time he was wearing Officer Remigio’s handcuffs, which apparently rubbed one of this boy’s the wrong way….
Oh yea, he’s the victim here. He’s the one being treated like shit. Not the innocent and loved man he killed because his penis is so small that he thinks drag racing makes him masculine. But yea, more “free my n word” and 100 emojis should help his case.
A white teen dad with vokestache who buys his child fresh Jordan’s and has mastered the art of the bathroom selfie. Oh yea, this queefcicle is going places in life.
According to him his boy wasn’t speeding and we are all blind to the truth:
Yea, that explains how he ended up crossing over the median into oncoming traffic.
Branden thinks that it’s not a big deal because “we’ve all made mistakes” and we all drag race:
Nah dude, I don’t drag race. I’m not a simple minded neckbeard who can be easily entertained by loud noises. So unfortunately I cannot relate to this shitstain’s current predicament.
Shockingly this isn’t the first time this week Branden has gone all “fuck the po-lice” on the Facebook machine:
Yup, he’s always a victim. Guess what kind of dog he owns:
Oh look, another millimeter peter overcompensating for his fragile masculinity by owning a pit bull. You hardly ever see that.
He don’t fuck with pigs though:
Hey Branden, your boy is a piece of shit who will rot in jail for what he’s done, but you do have a good point. That easily could’ve been you because you’re really no different than he is. His time was now. Your time will come later.
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