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Over the past few months you’ve come to meet some of the finest hippies that Worcester County has to offer. There’s been so many of them but all of them have been ridiculous in their own little ways. We’ve decided that it is time to put together a comprehensive list of the Woo’s most magical hippies voted on by Turtleboy Nation. So what we’re gonna do is make a Top 20 list and you all will be the ones making the call. You get to vote for up to 10 hippies of your choice. You will not be able to see the results so that the anticipation will build for the final list, which will be announced next Friday, July 31. Vote as many time as you want and share, share, share the hippie love!!
Heather “I Call Turtleboy A Racist But Here I Am With A Confederate Flag” Lynn-Haley
Robert “I Will Skullfuck Your Dad Even Though I’m A Peace Activist” Blackwell-Gibbs
Chris “White Guilt” Marble
Chacha “Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia Pits” Connor
Sonya “It Wasn’t Me” Boom-Boom Conner
Cara “I Support Racist Professor Saida Grundy” Berg-Powers
Jordan “I Exploit My Child For Profit” Berg-Powers
The Sunshine Kid
Keesha “Miss Southbridge” LaTulippe
Deb “Child Porn Was Downloaded in the other room” Powers
Gordon “I Made 100 of these signs” Davis
Joe “Internet Lawyer” Corazzini
Dana “Turtleboy Sporks” Remian
WANDA “TURTLEBOY MADE ME FAMOUS” ALVARADO-EATON JS
Brenda “Tony Soprano” Jenkins
Nathan “I’m Not Racist Because I’m Black” Pickens
Jonathan “At Least I Got To Keep Half Of My Last Name” Hardy-Lavoie
Joyce “Fuck You White People” McNickles
Julius “Turtlebigot Owns My Brain” Jones
Kevin “The Creeper” Ksen
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