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Over the past few months you’ve come to meet some of the finest hippies that Worcester County has to offer. There’s been so many of them but all of them have been ridiculous in their own little ways. We’ve decided that it is time to put together a comprehensive list of the Woo’s most magical hippies voted on by Turtleboy Nation. So what we’re gonna do is make a Top 20 list and you all will be the ones making the call. You get to vote for up to 10 hippies of your choice. You will not be able to see the results so that the anticipation will build for the final list, which will be announced next Friday, July 31. Vote as many time as you want and share, share, share the hippie love!!
Heather “I Call Turtleboy A Racist But Here I Am With A Confederate Flag” Lynn-Haley
Robert “I Will Skullfuck Your Dad Even Though I’m A Peace Activist” Blackwell-Gibbs
Chris “White Guilt” Marble
Chacha “Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia Pits” Connor
Sonya “It Wasn’t Me” Boom-Boom Conner
Cara “I Support Racist Professor Saida Grundy” Berg-Powers
Jordan “I Exploit My Child For Profit” Berg-Powers
The Sunshine Kid
Keesha “Miss Southbridge” LaTulippe
Deb “Child Porn Was Downloaded in the other room” Powers
Gordon “I Made 100 of these signs” Davis
Old Balls
Marianna Islam
Joe “Internet Lawyer” Corazzini
Dana “Turtleboy Sporks” Remian
Spanky
WANDA “TURTLEBOY MADE ME FAMOUS” ALVARADO-EATON JS
Fuhrer Dyer
Chris Robarge
Liz Sheehan-Castro
Brenda “Tony Soprano” Jenkins
Nathan “I’m Not Racist Because I’m Black” Pickens
Jonathan “At Least I Got To Keep Half Of My Last Name” Hardy-Lavoie
Joyce “Fuck You White People” McNickles
Julius “Turtlebigot Owns My Brain” Jones
Kevin “The Creeper” Ksen
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26 Comment(s)
turtle boy is like.. a good thing in that its alternative free speech relevent local investigative news, but sometimes he sniffs coke and starts going after these random hippies when there are bigger fish he could be frying with those investigative coke fuled skills
This is just stupid. Go back to writing about Grafton Hill rap videos and Worcester’s finest potholes. Your cyberbully blogs suck.
C’mon now. Bragging rights are on the line.
Why isn’t Mary Keefe, queen of the hippies, on this list?
I’ve been ‘bullet’ voting myself….
Oh this is fun.
Next to impossible task, wanted to pick them all, but managed to whittle it down to the top 10 (or really lowest) hippies.
couldn’t you bracket them , have them compete head-on like march madness?
“tudor turtle.”
Nice, someone make that a coat of arms and use it at King Richard’s.
Great idea TB!
If Boo Boo Bobby doesn’t make the list. I’ll be pissed
I see you’re down one hot dog vendor in the advertising department. Another businessman comes to the realization that there’s just no real return value for putting their hard-earmed money in TB’s pocket. Not much left but the liqour businesses and the defense attorneys who clean up after them. One by one, baby. One ny one.
WELCOME BACK!!
Keep up the good work TurtleBoySpurts lol. You and the 4 people you have boycotting the hot dog truck did the trick!
You wish, Spurts. You wish. Can’t wait to see what the audit reveals. You might want to check out visiting hours at the Worcester County Jail: put a file in a cake for the Mosaic crowd.
Well, trade you a hot dog stand for an audit?
Keeping track of the sponsors is pretty pathetic
No value? Funny cause I have been going to Pepes and using them for work meetings strictly because of TBS and what the hippies tried to do to them.
I wouldn’t expect any hippies to know how an advertising campaign works. It doesn’t involve false flag racism or stealing city funds.
Tony Island hot dog was on a seasonal campaign and a limited budget. They planned on running an ad for 2 months. That’s how marketing works. But we also added 3 new sponsors during that time (Firesafe, Wormtown Brewery, ELUX Realty). But please, tell us more about your successful boycott campaign Jeff.
Was going to say, but didn’t want to make an assumption.
They probably paid ahead for a certain amount of time. Thanks, TB.
I was going to say… I live near the Hot Dog place, my husband drives me daily and has never… NEVER seen a boycotter, or hippie out there. I don’t think most of people have cars, but I am sure their Obama phones have GPS and they hitchhiked. Dream on, hippies. GO get a job like the rest of us normal people. You know, the people who PAY FOR YOU TO SIT ON YOUR FAT, TUB OF LARD ASS AND HARRASS WORKING WHITE PEOPLE!
God I hate hippies. I wasn’t racist, but I am getting close to being one. You want me to hate you, I will, but I don’t have a lot of time to bother with you because I work full time, go to school full time, and have a child THAT ISN’T ON WELFARE! I have to work for my car, my home, my utilities, my clothes. Shit is handed to me. Call it white priviledge, I enjoy being White because it means I HAD TO WORK FOR SOMETHING! Don’t need a hand out, I can say I earned it all myself, not off people like me!
Fuck you Spurts, you cock sucking wanna be. Get a life, get a job, or drop dead you fat fuck!
Well now……
I love it when folks get emotional!
Jeff doesn’t understand what racism is, do you really think he’s going to understand marketing and economics?
Hey Jiffy, you woke up asshole? Why don’t you you brush your teeth (if you have any) and then go fuck yourself.