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Over the past few months you’ve come to meet some of the finest hippies that Worcester County has to offer. There’s been so many of them but all of them have been ridiculous in their own little ways. We’ve decided that it is time to put together a comprehensive list of the Woo’s most magical hippies voted on by Turtleboy Nation. So what we’re gonna do is make a Top 20 list and you all will be the ones making the call. You get to vote for up to 10 hippies of your choice. You will not be able to see the results so that the anticipation will build for the final list, which will be announced next Friday, July 31.  Vote as many time as you want and share, share, share the hippie love!!

Heather "I Call Turtleboy A Racist But Here I Am With A Confederate Flag" Lynn-Haley

Heather “I Call Turtleboy A Racist But Here I Am With A Confederate Flag” Lynn-Haley

Robert "I Will Skullfuck Your Dad Even Though I'm A Peace Activist" Blackwell-Gibbs

Robert “I Will Skullfuck Your Dad Even Though I’m A Peace Activist” Blackwell-Gibbs

Chris "White Guilt" Marble

Chris “White Guilt” Marble

Chacha "Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia Pits" Connor

Chacha “Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia Pits” Connor

Sonya "It Wasn't Me" Boom-Boom Conner

Sonya “It Wasn’t Me” Boom-Boom Conner

Cara "I Support Racist Professor Saida Grundy" Berg-Powers

Cara “I Support Racist Professor Saida Grundy” Berg-Powers

Jordan "I Exploit My Child For Profit" Berg-Powers

Jordan “I Exploit My Child For Profit” Berg-Powers

The Sunshine Kid

The Sunshine Kid

Keesha "Miss Southbridge" LaTulippe

Keesha “Miss Southbridge” LaTulippe

Deb "Child Porn Was Downloaded in the other room" Powers

Deb “Child Porn Was Downloaded in the other room” Powers

Gordon "I Made 100 of these signs" Davis

Gordon “I Made 100 of these signs” Davis

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Old Balls

Old Balls

Marianna Islam

Marianna Islam

Joe "Internet Lawyer" Corazzini

Joe “Internet Lawyer” Corazzini

Dana "Turtleboy Sporks" Remian

Dana “Turtleboy Sporks” Remian





Fuhrer Dyer

Fuhrer Dyer

Chris Robarge

Chris Robarge

Liz Sheehan-Castro

Liz Sheehan-Castro

Brenda "Tony Soprano" Jenkins

Brenda “Tony Soprano” Jenkins

Nathan "I'm Not Racist Because I'm Black" Pickens

Nathan “I’m Not Racist Because I’m Black” Pickens

Jonathan "At Least I Got To Keep Half Of My Last Name" Hardy-Lavoie

Jonathan “At Least I Got To Keep Half Of My Last Name” Hardy-Lavoie

Joyce "Fuck You White People" McNickles

Joyce “Fuck You White People” McNickles

Julius "Turtlebigot Owns My Brain" Jones

Julius “Turtlebigot Owns My Brain” Jones

Kevin "The Creeper" Ksen

Kevin “The Creeper” Ksen

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26 Comment(s)
  • July 26, 2015 at 5:02 am

    turtle boy is like.. a good thing in that its alternative free speech relevent local investigative news, but sometimes he sniffs coke and starts going after these random hippies when there are bigger fish he could be frying with those investigative coke fuled skills

  • tsk tsk
    July 25, 2015 at 12:05 am

    This is just stupid. Go back to writing about Grafton Hill rap videos and Worcester’s finest potholes. Your cyberbully blogs suck.

    • Finnish Goalie
      July 30, 2015 at 6:45 pm

      C’mon now. Bragging rights are on the line.

  • Hippie Town
    July 24, 2015 at 12:16 pm

    Why isn’t Mary Keefe, queen of the hippies, on this list?

  • Carlo's Daddy
    July 24, 2015 at 9:11 am

    I’ve been ‘bullet’ voting myself….

  • Timdoggy
    July 24, 2015 at 8:09 am

    Oh this is fun.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    July 24, 2015 at 6:04 am

    Next to impossible task, wanted to pick them all, but managed to whittle it down to the top 10 (or really lowest) hippies.

  • tudor turtle
    July 24, 2015 at 12:21 am

    couldn’t you bracket them , have them compete head-on like march madness?

    • Finnish Goalie
      July 24, 2015 at 11:09 am

      “tudor turtle.”

      Nice, someone make that a coat of arms and use it at King Richard’s.

  • July 23, 2015 at 10:55 pm

    Great idea TB!

  • Boo Boo Bobby Gibbs
    July 23, 2015 at 10:17 pm

    If Boo Boo Bobby doesn’t make the list. I’ll be pissed

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    July 23, 2015 at 10:01 pm

    I see you’re down one hot dog vendor in the advertising department. Another businessman comes to the realization that there’s just no real return value for putting their hard-earmed money in TB’s pocket. Not much left but the liqour businesses and the defense attorneys who clean up after them. One by one, baby. One ny one.

    • Vanderbooger
      July 23, 2015 at 10:08 pm


    • your mom
      July 23, 2015 at 11:21 pm

      Keep up the good work TurtleBoySpurts lol. You and the 4 people you have boycotting the hot dog truck did the trick!

    • take me to the voting booth
      July 24, 2015 at 6:52 am

      You wish, Spurts. You wish. Can’t wait to see what the audit reveals. You might want to check out visiting hours at the Worcester County Jail: put a file in a cake for the Mosaic crowd.

    • Finnish Goalie
      July 24, 2015 at 6:58 am

      Well, trade you a hot dog stand for an audit?

    • Jafreese
      July 24, 2015 at 8:37 am

      Keeping track of the sponsors is pretty pathetic

    • Jill
      July 24, 2015 at 9:13 am

      No value? Funny cause I have been going to Pepes and using them for work meetings strictly because of TBS and what the hippies tried to do to them.

    • Danny Webster
      July 24, 2015 at 9:14 am

      I wouldn’t expect any hippies to know how an advertising campaign works. It doesn’t involve false flag racism or stealing city funds.

    • July 24, 2015 at 11:02 am

      Tony Island hot dog was on a seasonal campaign and a limited budget. They planned on running an ad for 2 months. That’s how marketing works. But we also added 3 new sponsors during that time (Firesafe, Wormtown Brewery, ELUX Realty). But please, tell us more about your successful boycott campaign Jeff.

      • Finnish Goalie
        July 24, 2015 at 11:08 am

        Was going to say, but didn’t want to make an assumption.

        They probably paid ahead for a certain amount of time. Thanks, TB.

      • WTF..Worcester
        July 24, 2015 at 11:38 am

        I was going to say… I live near the Hot Dog place, my husband drives me daily and has never… NEVER seen a boycotter, or hippie out there. I don’t think most of people have cars, but I am sure their Obama phones have GPS and they hitchhiked. Dream on, hippies. GO get a job like the rest of us normal people. You know, the people who PAY FOR YOU TO SIT ON YOUR FAT, TUB OF LARD ASS AND HARRASS WORKING WHITE PEOPLE!

        God I hate hippies. I wasn’t racist, but I am getting close to being one. You want me to hate you, I will, but I don’t have a lot of time to bother with you because I work full time, go to school full time, and have a child THAT ISN’T ON WELFARE! I have to work for my car, my home, my utilities, my clothes. Shit is handed to me. Call it white priviledge, I enjoy being White because it means I HAD TO WORK FOR SOMETHING! Don’t need a hand out, I can say I earned it all myself, not off people like me!

        Fuck you Spurts, you cock sucking wanna be. Get a life, get a job, or drop dead you fat fuck!

        • Finnish Goalie
          July 24, 2015 at 12:07 pm

          Well now……

          • Devils Mouthpiece
            July 24, 2015 at 4:58 pm

            I love it when folks get emotional!

      • Wabbitt
        July 27, 2015 at 1:47 am

        Jeff doesn’t understand what racism is, do you really think he’s going to understand marketing and economics?

    • Jiffy Lube Neal (Jeffrey Neal from Southbridge) is a Giant Pussy and Dangerous
      July 24, 2015 at 9:38 pm

      Hey Jiffy, you woke up asshole? Why don’t you you brush your teeth (if you have any) and then go fuck yourself.

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