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Walter Bird And Worcester Magazine Are Claiming They Beat Us In Reader’s Award For Top Local News Outlet Because They’re Mad We Exposed Walter’s Sexual Harassment History


Every year we used to win Worcester Magazine’s top local blog award as voted in by the readers. They didn’t like that so they got rid of the category, and turtle riders responded by voting us the top local news outlet instead, thus triggering SJWs everywhere.

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After that we exposed their editor, Walter Bird, after three women who he either worked with professionally, or covered on the campaign trail, came forward to us and alleged inappropriate sexual harassment from him.

He then hired Bill Shaner to attempt to slam us once a week in his Worcesteria column, pays him minimum wage, and put him in charge of running their social media and Best of Worcester awards. And wouldn’t ya know it? After exposing Walter for being a deviant, and running afoul of Billy boy, we didn’t win best local news source this year:

We didn’t even get runner up. Worcester Magazine beat us in their own poll. And they want people to believe this was actually legitimate. Hey Walter, how bout you show the numbers? When we show poll results we do this:

Show your receipts. I know it doesn’t seem important, but a lot of businesses use their awards to attract new business. If you’re doing this to us then who else are you doing it to?

I don’t really care because we all know that Turtleboy got the most votes. They just can’t stomach the idea of handing me an award and admitting that we beat them in their own reader’s poll. Because make no doubt about it – we won. There is a 0.0% chance more people decided to vote for Worcester Magazine than us. Worcester Magazine doesn’t cover news, they cover Turtleboy. It’s why they write about us constantly. It’s why they tried so hard to discredit our coverage of the Trooper scandals, and why Billy Shaner went to all of the court dates with Michael Gaffney. Because they know we ARE the news, and their job is report on us.

But it they’re doing this to us, who else are they doing this to? As far as I’m concerned the whole process is illegitimate. Look at who won most of the awards and you’ll see that almost all of them are Worcester Magazine advertisers. Yet they’re passing it off as some sort of legitimate voter’s poll, and businesses then use these awards to attract new customers. What’s that called again? Oh yea, fraud.

Anyway, you people all know that we’re the top local news outlet, it’s just funny to watch them rig their own awards because they can’t stomach admitting that we’re better than them. Sad.


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20 Comment(s)
  • Walter "If they move I breed" Bird
    April 20, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    I got a line on a up and cumming wannabe politician. She is hot. 36-29-36. Blond. I told her I make the endorsements here and that is the only way she can win. Proof you want? Ha. Smell my fishy finger. I got some pussy.

  • phillip j mckracken
    Phil M.
    April 20, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    Known Wally since his days at OHS. A leopard don’t change his spots. Once a creep, always a creep.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 19, 2019 at 11:53 am

    A rag and a blog arguing over a made-up award in Worcester.

    Is this really how you saw your life going at your age?

  • Clive
    April 19, 2019 at 7:44 am

    Walter, you f**king loser,

    Do the world a favor, and kill yourself.

    Your pal, Clive.

    I hate whitey!

  • Wwy
    April 18, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Then you defended kraft the child sex trafficking kike so you lost the upper hand on bird,you’re just like him.

  • And He Knows It
    April 18, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    There was so much more to Walter’s infidelity and sexual harassment that never came out. Women much younger who he had power over. While he was married.

  • Y
    April 18, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    This is such bullshit! I know we won because I voted 2000 times myself for us dammit, anyway’s here’s a two tissue jerk off vid to celebrate the truth!

    • Y
      April 18, 2019 at 8:24 pm

      Cowboys’ butts drive me nuts!!
      – Randall Guy

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 18, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Are you actually surprised by this? I mean look what you dealing with you the guy’s a pea brain and he’s got an even smaller pee brain working for him

  • Harry Richard
    April 18, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Damn, Turtleboy is a whiny bitch. Who fucking cares? You’re not news, you’re basically the Central Mass. TMZ.

  • WeRFucked
    April 18, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    This reminds me… I have to clean my birdcage.

    Time to go get some Worcester Ragazines….

  • lob
    April 18, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    Bird sh*t!

  • Jack
    April 18, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Losers & way over the hill too. Neptune Society time?

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 18, 2019 at 4:27 pm

  • Hart Ford
    April 18, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Does anybody really care what people in the shithole of “Wooster” really think about anything? You guys out there are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. What is the over/under on overdoses at the new WooRat stadium during baseball season? It will be like the boneless chicken ranch on a Friday night.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 18, 2019 at 4:13 pm

      It’s going through a renaissance, though.

    • Litlle Timmy Pajama Boy Leadfoot
      April 19, 2019 at 10:06 am

      We are ripping up sidewalks and cordoning them off with used crime scene tape. We are oiling the rusty back hoes parked in the middle of Main St. and have The Bermuda Strollers booked at the Dunkin, er, Digital credit something, er, center. Come one down!

  • Randall Guy-O’touchahan
    April 18, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Little ditty. Bout me, my names randallllll
    Growing up I just loved to play with dolls.

    Oh yeah I say life goes on. I love
    Commenting on turtleboy more than my momma loves schlong. Oh yeah I say life goes on.
    I love gettin pegged, really turns me on.

    Gonna let it rock. Let it roll. I love when you penetrate my hollleeeeeeee
    Hold on to TB as long as I can
    When I get hungry I search for a man…

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 18, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    WaIter touched me inappropriately; I liked it, but it should be considered beastiality because he’s hung like a clydesdale.
    – RandaII Guy

  • Well, No Shit
    April 18, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Bah. Who needs a group of mouth-breathing dickholes patting each other on the backs, congratulating themselves for such “greatness?” Fuck ’em.

    Everyone knows where to go to get the real story on things, and it isn’t those two fishwraps.

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