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War-wack Hardo Tells Customer To Suck His Fat Italian Dick In Private DM After Bad Review At His East Greenwich Restaurant

 

This is David Spaziano from War-wack, owner of the Greenwich Oyster Bar in East Greenwich, RI. 

A customer who happens to be a veteran recently ate dinner there and wasn’t pleased with the experience.

He apparently has a service dog and contacted them ahead of time to find out if he could bring the dog and they gave him the green light. This message must not have gotten to Davey because according to the customer they were yelled and asked to provide medical documentation for the pooch.

Normally I don’t get involved in he said, she said stories like this, especially when it involves someone’s business. Often times there’s more to the story and you hate to see people get smeared when you don’t know what actually happened. But Davey’s reply in a private DM to the customer pretty much confirmed to me that the review was credible.

“Suck my big fat Italian cock you cunt.”

When your business practices are so bad that you can make Allie’s Donuts look like a well run organization, you’re probably not built for the long term. Then again maybe this is one of those Soup Nazi places that’s so good and you have to put up with the bullshit from the crazy owner in order to eat the food. Just don’t order the Italian cock soup before you’re meal because it’s REALLY filling.

 

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77 Comment(s)
  • New boot goofin'
    September 9, 2020 at 8:57 am

    What a dick fuck this place.

  • Listen, you judgmental cunts,
    September 8, 2020 at 1:02 am

    If the guy says it’s a service dog, that’s the end of it.
    He doesn’t have to provide any further answers.
    Maybe he’s a disabled vet or maybe he’s epileptic. Dogs know before the person does that an impending seizure is coming.
    It is advisable to put a vest on the dog if for no other reason than to stifle any bullshit comments from those who don’t get it. We don’t know if one was on the dog in this case but usually that stops idiot restaurant owners from ranting before they even start.

    Lastly, fuck you all that don’t like dogs. Only shitty humans don’t like dogs.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      September 8, 2020 at 10:43 am

      I wish I could see the ballot counters face when they read that I’ve written in your name on the ballot.

  • Alan Funt
    September 7, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Don’t know how this guy was even able to open a busines. Went one year of school with this guy and I swear he couldn’t add 10+10 and get 20. But he always had a girlfriend, go figure!

  • WTF is wrong with people
    September 6, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    How has Baldilocks not gotten beaten to death by now?

  • Lipstickhippie
    get your shit right
    September 6, 2020 at 11:28 am

    First of all Mr Primo, it’s HIPAA, not HIPPA. And it applies to insurance companies and medical providers. It does not apply to someone who has been asked for medical proof of a claim. You fucking brought it up, so if you’re asked about it, you answer. Fucking asshat.

    • Boston Sucks
      September 6, 2020 at 1:23 pm

      No sense in arguing with these people, they’re really ignorant.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 6, 2020 at 10:04 am

    Looks like Dave has to either:

    Lay off the sauce
    Stay off the PC when on the sauce

    Comment at 10:11 PM. Yup. Sauce talking.

    • dough bro^^^^^^^^
      September 6, 2020 at 1:23 pm

      I thought Davey’s reply would be after 3 a.m.! I thought when the bars let out @2 and people are liquored up and pissed off, that’s when the fun begins on here!!!!

  • Orion
    September 5, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    Jesus, what a fat ugly loser. His peepee probably looks like a roll of dimes. You don’t say that kind of thing to a guy (or a customer, for that matter) unless you’re secretly really insecure about your junk. Or also a majorly closeted bone-inhaler.

  • Losers/suckers
    September 5, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    Sounds like the dog had to babysit the adults must be one of those losers or suckers trump was talking about trump never lies.

    • Life is full of liberal losers
      September 5, 2020 at 8:26 pm

      Obviously you’re not a very bright guy. Of course you believe anything that paints Trump in a negative light. The Atlantic Mag, is the Mad mag, for liberals you think their shit dont stink. Guess again.
      Then you have the balls to disparage a MAN, who volunteered to serve this country and he paid a price.
      When your balls descend into there sack ,get back to me. You a pussy

  • dough bro
    September 5, 2020 at 12:20 am

    That fat italian cock should get the “red tide special” with extra tartar sauce!

  • John Wensink
    September 5, 2020 at 12:02 am

    Dave has a very punchable face.

  • shellfish poisoning can contain hepatitis
    September 4, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    As a business owner you can’t talk to people like Spaziano did in his messages.

    Whatever credibility David Spaziano had was lost when he wrote “suck my my flacid dick” and “fuck my asshole i’m here whenever you’re feeling tough”. David Spaziano is a loser can’t wait to hear the flood of sexual harassment complaints and other dirty deeds he’s up to his ass crack in.

  • Pablo Sandoval
    September 4, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    Dinky Dave commenting here and downvoting quite a bit.
    Please do not remind his sweet wife what a knob gobbler she married.
    shaunagreen gmail

  • North of the Border
    September 4, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    IF dude was a legit disabled vet with a legit service animal (and yes, they’re out there) ol Davie needs to be put on major blast.

    If not, light em both up. Fuck it.

  • Jimmy The Greek
    September 4, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    I’m sure this Guy is a Dick head but this BS with people calling their pets “service animals” needs to end. This game is a Pick Em

  • dale woodman
    Dog lick their own Balls?
    September 4, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    Let me get this staright. You took a Dog that was probally Licking his own Balls 20 minutes before you brought him to a Restruant where Humans eat food??
    Fucking Gross!

    • @Dog balls
      September 4, 2020 at 10:13 pm

      Man, if I could only do that, I’d never leave home!

  • Stolen Valor
    September 4, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    Leave your dog at home. I don’t believe for one second that this was a “service dog”.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 4, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    Meh, assholes gonna asshole. I mean, he is the Charlie Parker of restaurant owners. Charlie has told all small business and bar owners in MA to kiss his bloody wanker.

  • Bike shorts Gary
    September 4, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    I have no problem watching a dog licking it’s package in a busy restaurant. It’s kinda hot!

  • Cracka Head
    September 4, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    If a person’s that fucked up. He should keep his Columbine ass at home. He must be one of those who lets his dog kiss him in the mouth. Yeah, keep your ass at home.

    • Chris
      September 4, 2020 at 8:50 pm

      No, he’s BLIND you douche

      • Chris
        September 4, 2020 at 8:55 pm

        That’s probably a lie, I have no idea if he’s blind lol

  • Pablo Sandoval
    September 4, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    Not this dick heads first rodeo.Looked at his yelp reviews.
    Called a woman a “ignorant stain” and to in short shove it #$&@#$%
    after she left a 2 star review.

    (401) 398-2462

  • Modok Jr.
    September 4, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    I dig those sideburns straight out of 1993 and if his head was any bigger it would need lally columns to keep it from falling over.

  • Pablo Sandoval
    September 4, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    Looks like David Spaziano from War-wack, owner of the Greenwich Oyster Bar in East Greenwich, RI has decided to contribute to the comments page.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    September 4, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    Do you believe its true what David says about himself? How far is to East Greenwich from Cambridge?

  • Andrea Grocer
    September 4, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    I plan on dropping a chocolate hot dog on his patio as a
    form of peaceful protest.

  • J HF Christ
    September 4, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    Fuck the snowflake and the dog he gets serviced by

  • Who’s the cock sucker
    September 4, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Who’s the cock sucker? Not his wife! If this guys looking for other guys to suck his cock I wonder if his wife ain’t sucking his dick for him or If he’s gay?

    • Gay Dave Spaziano
      September 4, 2020 at 11:02 pm

      David Spaziano is def gay he likes to suck dicks after they been dipped in shit. Mrs Spaziano won’t go near his rank smelling infected junk since he got busted rimming a busboy. She was convinced he was having an affair with a woman, wrong David likes dong!

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    September 4, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    first it’s a service dog, next will be a fucking service pony go get some help

  • Becky
    September 4, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    I’ve been there twice. Food sucks, always busy, I don’t see the allure.

    • Stewart Nod
      September 4, 2020 at 8:40 pm

      I think I love you, Becky.
      Best,
      Stewart

  • Greta Thundberg
    September 4, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Well, there you go.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    September 4, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1). Assume Guy Primo has a PTSD dog because he was killing towel heads in the desert, so those fucks don’t bomb our kids and shit over here.
    2) Also assume Spaz doesn’t have a “big fat dick” (pretty safe bet)
    3) Guy Primo has a valid ADA complaint. Establishments can’t ask for shit other than basically “what’s the dog for?”. It’s super easy to file an ADA complaint with the US DOJ, and they’re eager to prosecute.

  • Fuck Dog Bitch
    September 4, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    Check this guys Facebook before you jump all over the restaurant owner.
    Guy Piro is one of those dog owners that has a dog in every picture including a shitty little dog in his wedding pictures.
    There’s NO fucking need to bring your mutt to a restaurant so you can suck my big fat dick too dog dick!

    • Fag
      September 4, 2020 at 6:53 pm

      You want another guy to suck your cock? FAG!

    • Asshole owner of shitty place to eat
      September 4, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      The above comment is most likely brought to you by the asshole owner is this shitty place to eat. Don’t suck his cock. He’d love that too much.

  • Attention seekers
    September 4, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    I’d really like to know what’s wrong with Guy Primo that he has to bring his fucking dog to a restaurant and ruin the dining experience for everyone else?
    Personally I don’t go to restaurants full of blacks and ricans because well I just choose not to dine with them and I have a choice. I also don’t go to my local fucking pet shop for a steak and lobster diner because I have a choice.
    Now because of this Guy Primo being ‘Special’ I’ve gotta share my night out with his dog?
    I don’t think so.

  • Bella Romanum
    September 4, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    That restaurant owner simply asked himself W.W.J.R.D. and then responded.

    What would Jen Royle Do?

    Dude…never go full Jen Royle.

    • In Jen's defense
      September 4, 2020 at 9:37 pm

      She has excellent tits. Which by now in her mid 40s I’m sure she has had some cosmetic surgery on. Hopefully she went to the same doctor her friend danielle from aaf went to to have her muff permanently buffed. Id love to know which mlb players had a turn in her rotten cunt. We need the investigative former mlb player turned journalist to report. cc: Jose Canseco

  • Shmutz Magee
    September 4, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    “Normally I don’t get involved in he said, she said stories” was a cute touch, considering it is literally all you do get involved in.

    • Nigel Powers
      September 4, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      Got an issue, here’s a tissue

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 4, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    I bet he’s got an inch… it just smells like a foot.

    • Mick
      September 4, 2020 at 5:52 pm

      You’re getting Irish mixed up with Italian.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Paddy is Your Daddy
        September 5, 2020 at 3:10 pm

        Speak for yourself

  • Total Douches
    September 4, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    People who bring there fucking dogs everywhere with them and call them service dogs are the fucking worst.
    It’s a restaurant and you’re there with your family you douche leave the dog home, nobody wants your fucking dogs hair in there food.
    What’s the dog gonna do? Tuck your napkin in your shirt collar, push in your chair and cut your fuckin steak up for you.
    Don’t give me that they’re for emotional support bullshit either. If you need emotional support from a fucking dog to go to an oyster bar dude you are obviously way to fucking nuts to be going out in public anyways.

    • Linda
      September 4, 2020 at 5:55 pm

      Comfort dog? It had one job and that was to keep the douche calm and comforted.
      FAIL. Fire that dog. Try a comfort parrot.

      • Bob
        September 4, 2020 at 6:22 pm

        My emotional support Grizzly Bear, Bobo, allowed me to fly on airplanes before the Covid pandemic. He’s very depressed and lethargic lately, since I don’t give him peanuts and flight attendants anymore.

      • @Linda
        September 4, 2020 at 6:48 pm

        Ya, that way it can do a fly over and shit on your bird brained head while your sucking down your chicken wings!

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        September 6, 2020 at 10:05 am

        I feel most people are full of shit with service dogs, what if people are allergic? Fuck them because Guy wants oysters with a side of Quaker state? Wtf is a dog gonna do if a car backfires and the war hero is diving under the table yelling INCOMING?

  • Luca Brazzi
    September 4, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    Fucking faggot. Hey Don Patriaca , need me to pay him a visit?

  • FAAAAGGGGG!!!!
    September 4, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    More like the Greenwich Blue Oyster Bar

  • George Carlin
    September 4, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    That’s as productive as calling a feminist a ‘cum catcher’

  • Judge dread
    September 4, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    So I’m sure you guys heard about the guy in the patriot prayer hat who was unarmed and shot on sight, at the riots last week in Portland?

    4chann identified the shoot, 3 diff LE agencies in Oregon were on this. So hey went to pick him up last night or this morning and what could be called a Jon Dillinger style shoot out.

    This antifa asshole used a semi auto rifle and fired 40-50 rounds at officers before being shot dead. No one else was injured.

    This is the face of antifa 2021 after DJT wins in a landslide. Expect more politically motivated shootings, bombings, and riots aka domestic terrorism.

    Go to citizenfreepress dot com and search for “ Reinoehl” it’s on the front page, that is the name of the shooter/murderer/antifa member.

    I’m done that’s all I have to say.

    • Michael Reinoehl, the antifa militant Faggot
      September 4, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      I am a 100% Dead antifa Faggot.

      • Fucking Media
        September 5, 2020 at 1:04 am

        LMAO here is the local news headline from the oregonlive.com website:

        “Sister of Portland murder suspect Michael Reinoehl urges peace after his fatal shooting by police in Washington”

        They make it sound like some innocent dude was killed, the media is such a fucking joke. Headline should be:

        “Murder suspect shoots at police, is shot and killed”

  • Before you're a failed History teacher from Shepherd Hill!
    September 4, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    “Before you’re meal!”
    Literally: Before you are meal!

    For Christ’s sake, do you have any sort of common sense of the English language, dipshit?

    And you are a former teacher!

    • Short pier, long walk!
      September 4, 2020 at 4:54 pm

      That is all you got from this article??!! Lol
      Go back to your seafood delivery or better yet, sell the restaurant to someone who won’t be an asshole to people. Suck it up cupcake… You are not cut out for any position working with the public.

    • @cypress hill
      September 5, 2020 at 12:56 am

      Well if our President can missisiprounce words and tweets so can we

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        September 5, 2020 at 5:31 am

        Ditto for our previous President!

        • Fred Fuckstone
          September 5, 2020 at 10:14 am

          the colored boy?

  • SassySwede
    September 4, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    Restaurant dude needs to stop trying to get head from clams…he sounds like he’s got one clamped shut (again??) on his slapstick ranting like that. What a miserable little creature.

  • NYC BOONS REPRESENT
    September 4, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    242 primateshootings New York City recorded last month, more than twice as many as in August 2019. The steep uptick, which has lasted throughout the summer and has pushed the city past 1,000 shootings before Labor Day, has rattled neighborhoods across all five borough as more chimp outs are expected over the long anticipated violent Labor Day weekend. As you know labor is a foreign concept to most primates.

    Chicago only has 513 shootings .
    NYC is Da kangz

    • NYC BOONS REPRESENT
      September 4, 2020 at 4:17 pm

      Speaking of foreign concepts, has anybody ever had to remove a foreign object from their rectum?

      • Dr. Phil
        September 4, 2020 at 9:50 pm

        #2 You sound very unstable.
        What you do with your father should remain a family secret.

  • Spaz
    September 4, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    The funny thing that dudes bald head looks like a big cock

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    September 4, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Fuckin goomba, there goes you business

  • David Spaziano is a puss
    September 4, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    i hope he gets swept out by a rip current and drowns the fish and crabs can feed on his fat ass carcass

  • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
    September 4, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    I’d be all over that cock!

    • Mr. Leahy, RIP
      September 4, 2020 at 4:34 pm

      I actually like the fact that comments aren’t censored on this blog. Been reading every story since the beginning. It’s one of the reasons I read RT, no filters.

      But you finally found a blog that doesn’t censor your comments and this is what you do? What does it have to do with the story?

      • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
        September 4, 2020 at 5:16 pm

        Mr. Leahy, I disagree, my comment has everything to do with this story. The headline reads “Hardo Tells Customer To Suck His Fat Italian DICK” and then the story gets into that actual dialog taking place.

        I came onto this comment board and stated that I would be all over that cock, because I would and therefore, I find it to be a very relevant comment

        Yours respectfully,
        GO CHICAGO BOONS GO.

    • Dr. Phil
      September 4, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      #2 You sound very unstable.
      What you do with your father should remain a famy secret.

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