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Wareham Welfare Wombat Loses His Mind On Friends Who Criticize Him For Selling $200 Worth Of Food Stamps For $100 On Facebook 



This is Jeffrey Young from Wareham.

He’s an able bodied mechanic who “owns his own business,” but for some reason he still qualifies for food stamps.

I know this because this poop smear took to Facebook yesterday in order to sell $200 worth of food stamps for $100.

We’ve done a lot of stories about people selling their food stamps on Facebook, but I’ve never seen a lugnut like this offer to come into the store with you in case there’s any issues. This guy must REALLY wanna get Diego’s new testers.

I thought maybe he was just fucking around at first, but after a bunch of people started calling him out and he began responding to each and every one of them in the most ratchet way possible, I realized this was all too real.

Some pointed out how he shouldn’t be so obvious. His response was priceless.

Yea, he’s not being obvious. He’s just announcing on Facebook that he’s selling food stamps for half price and explaining the exact details about how the transaction will go down. Nothing obvious about that!

Also, who said he was selling food stamps?

Where would anyone get that idea from? Oh wait….

But it’s OK because he’s a single dad with two kids, and Uncle Sam gave him way too many food stamps when he’s got other bills to pay.

Bruh, you live in a tent. Here you are whining that your ma dukes kicked you out of the house.

Translation – Mom reached her breaking point after I pawned her jewelry for smack.

He said that he wished he could get his hands on some crack.

He’s totally clean though, even ask him.

He called people retards for pointing out what a dirtbag he is.

He’s a real charmer.

He says he actually gets “plenty of assistance,” even though he probably never actually sees his crotch fruits, and they’re probably beyond embarrassed of him at this point.

Someone asked the logical question – why is a grown ass man, who is completely abled bodied, collecting food stamps in the first place?

He can dump his load in someone. That’s literally the only requirement you need to get free shit from the state. And he thinks it’s none of our business because maggots like this think that money grows on the welfare tree. They have no concept whatsoever of how money actually works, because they’ve never worked and never had money.

And just when you think he couldn’t be a bigger queef, he called a chick a “dirty bitch,” said he had plenty of food, and stated that his non-existent bills at his non-existent house came before his semen demons.

Some people posted the messages he was sending critics.

So I reached out to him personally to see if I could come and get those stamps.

Should I drive to Cape Cod to get half price food stamps? I got the podcast with Gerry Callahan tomorrow morning, and Cape Cod really isn’t on the way, but it might be worth it.

P.S. He’s looking for a new roommate too.

He can pay $700 a month, as long as you take food stamps, and it’s gotta be cannabis friendly.

According to his bio he’s “dependable” (as long as you don’t need someone with a car or a job), hard working (sells food stamps), and easy going and doesn’t do drama (unless you criticize him for selling food stamps because then he’ll accuse you of having a loose vagina).

What could possibly go wrong living with him?


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38 Comment(s)
  • Richard Simmons
    March 7, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    He’s definitely EBT and LGBT friendly, i DICKED his ass a few times and he screams like a little lady in heat!!! He’s particularly fond of BLACK COCKS OVER 12 INCHES ‍♀️

  • Not Jeffrey Young
    January 17, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    he takes adderall every day and xanax and has to have them oh plus gabapentin then has to drink every night as well, lives in a tent and hasnt seen his kids in years nor has paid a dime in child support. Horrible mechanic for sure and has more moods then he has had crackwhores.

    Not Jeffrey Young

  • Whut?
    January 16, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Wait…a white guy on food stamps?

    This doesn’t fit the narrative and I’m all confused now.

    • Lost Cause
      January 19, 2020 at 12:18 am

      There is no criteria in shitham as to who qualifies for food stamps. If your a junkie, a drunk, homeless, lazy, fat, ugly, ten Mile long record THEM GUYS WHAT???!!! YOU GET FREE TAX PAID EVERYTHING… IT’S DISGUSTING… And the worst part is WENDYS IS STILL HIRING AND NOW WE EVEN HAVE 2 SO THAT’S TWICE THE JUNKBOXES THAT QUALIFY FOR JOBS!!!;!

    • Lost Cause
      January 19, 2020 at 12:21 am

      There is no criteria in shitham as to who qualifies for food stamps. If your a junkie, a drunk, homeless, lazy, fat, ugly, ten Mile long record THEN GUESS WHAT???!!! YOU GET FREE TAX PAID EVERYTHING… IT’S DISGUSTING… And the worst part is WENDYS IS STILL HIRING AND NOW WE EVEN HAVE 2 SO THAT’S TWICE THE JUNKBOXES THAT QUALIFY FOR JOBS!!!;!

  • Мишуштин
    January 16, 2020 at 11:30 am

    And they say the brownies are the bad ones! Send him back! Load him and his kids up in my truck, dump them where they belong! Right over the edge! No good can come from that seed!

  • Good news. He's LGBT+ Friendly
    January 16, 2020 at 4:23 am

    Translation: He’ll suck confirmed HIV/AIDS cock to get what he needs.
    There’s no shortage of that shit down toward the Cape.
    It’ll be an all you can eat dirty dick buffet for this junkbucket.
    Someone should stab this waste in the neck a couple or twenty times and toss him in the canal.

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 16, 2020 at 2:02 am

    maybe take the foodstamps, buy Rib-eye Rhonda’s can’t be beat meat, at half price, sell on facebook to a hungry hungry hippo and triple your free money in one fell swoop! it’d be easy, seeing as the tent is already full of food….

    • ninja turtleboy
      January 16, 2020 at 9:25 am


  • AngryWhiteDad
    January 15, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    He’d be the perfect roommate for the SJW cat lady and her quasi-male presenting partner.

  • JunkBox Hunter
    January 15, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    I’m guessing He has maxed out his credit with the local Snap On dealer. Sold all of his tools and wrenches. He is just another 36 yo JunkBox….if he was Sober. He would be posting on FB that he was available to come to your house or place of business to do oil changes and brake jobs for 40 bucks and 400 respectively…I know that some of the astute TurtleRiders are asking a good question “why sell the Stamps at half price?” Because they’re Free. This is the value these pieces of shit put on your Social programs Bernie and Elizabeth

  • Nick
    January 15, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    I honestly never understood why people sell their food stamps. No matter what we all need to eat, even when the crack is done guys, so you could easially feed a crackhead for a month like a king for as often as they eat for the month, but the 100 bux in cash they get for their stamps is gone in less than 10 min

  • Creepy Uncle Joe
    January 15, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    I want to smell that white tank top, mmmmmmm.

  • Glumptoovius Smoot
    January 15, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    See, this is exactly why in my business I only accept cash. I’m done paying taxes. Never again will I subsidize these lazy welfare cheating junkies.

    • Leeann
      January 16, 2020 at 2:09 pm

      Sad thing is, they’ll investigate you for that comment before they investigate him for welfare fraud! So disgusting. I’m with ya, cash only keep what you earn. F the state!

  • Liawatha
    January 15, 2020 at 8:59 pm

    From what I understand Jeffery is a tradesman who has extra food and needs money to repair a crack. The haters need to leave him be!

  • Captain Trips
    January 15, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Best get your toolbox in good shape mr. ‘mechanic’. Your food stamp ride will be over once they are notified of this tomorrow.

  • Why work? This is Massachusetts
    January 15, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    Give this guy some credit. He’ll says he’ll accompany the buyer to the store, buy the food wanted, and then take the cash. It’s probably harder to prove it was an exchange of food stamps for cash. A future master money-launderer here, who hasn’t yet realized his own genius.

    But why risk committing an ostensibly federal crime by selling food stamps? This guy should get a newspaper once in a while and keep up on things. If he moves to Suffolk County, he can shoplift all day long and Rachel Rollins will never stop smiling.

    And if he’s careful to show up every election day and vote “D”, he’ll have the ultimate get out of jail free card in the unlikely event someone bothers to prosecute him.

    • Shit bag dad!! Hope your kids aren’t hungry
      January 15, 2020 at 8:23 pm

      He said he would accompany the buyer because most EBT cards have your picture on them now and store cashiers are starting to check them and deny people if they are not the owner of the card. If you are actually disables day can prove your disability than you do not have to have your photo on your EBT card. This is so you can send people to store for you such as your caregivers or family members. If at any point someone has any money in food stamps that they do not need and can sell, they probably don’t need them at all. Instead of stalking up and doing the right thing, he makes a Facebook post pretty much knowing that he will be reported to the DTA. I hope that bill was important enough to lose his benefits all together. Too bad it’s his kids that are gonna starve. Always the innocent ones who pay for the mistakes of the shit bags. Smh.:

      • My mistake
        January 16, 2020 at 6:38 pm

        I didn’t know pictures are on the EBT cards; my bad. Thanks for pointing it out. I’m surprised the state did something to control the fraud; alas it’s probably a federal requirement. But you’d think there must be an underground industry of people willing to install new, phony pictures on EBT cards.

      • AaaaaTOzzzzzz
        January 17, 2020 at 2:35 am

        No no no one checks the photo. As a matter of fact, we (DTA) have stopped doing the photos for that reason. Even when we had photos, we still allowed people from the same address to use the card. This all became too much to follow up on. And the stores knew it. The only reason why he wants to offer to shop with you is bc he suspects you think there is indeed no money on the card. This has happened to many people. Buy a card from a junkie and get to the register and BAM no funds. So yea. Also….I’m a pretty vocal rider here at tbsports. And guess wh at I do when I get to work after reading this? Yep. My favorite person to that I’ve taken food stamps Away from is Abrams. And my boss, she also loves tb and hawks these stories for stuff like this. Big Sis Ma is always watching scumbags!

  • ChipChipperson
    January 15, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    It’s not drugs or alcohol! He just needs some cigarettes and some scratch tickets like most poors.

  • Captain Trips
    January 15, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Use him as chum on the next fishing boat out

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 15, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    As with everything else, I will be reporting him in the morning, just like the Babson professor, and anytime DCF needs alerting. I’m sick of these mother fuckers.

    • Leeann
      January 16, 2020 at 2:19 pm

      Just reported him to DTA. It felt great, even though they will never do anything about it!

  • Fuck Hi-Way Systems
    January 15, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Hey TurtleTwink, how come we aren’t hearing more about Hi-Way Systems deadly Christmas party? Another piece of shit state contractor employing drunks and druggies.

  • jeff young jr.
    January 15, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    jeffrey young is a first class lying piece of shit drug addict. He’d take it up the ass for drugs

  • Judge dread
    January 15, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    Anyone who loses their EBT card every month and needs a replacement should be investigated immediately for welfare fraud.

    Also he has date rapist eyes.

  • Vaping Vagatron
    January 15, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    I have room in my apartment if you don’t mind bed bugs. Selling your food stamps is cool with me because I withhold food from my kids on the daily. Must love Post-Its and taking long romantic walks in front of the police station in costume.

    Hit me up and maybe I’ll share my CBD with you baby. 😉

  • What?????????????
    January 15, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    A mechanic without a driver license. Makes sense.

  • joseph henderson
    January 15, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    For fucks sake Wareham is not on Cape Cod…

    • Ratch it up
      January 15, 2020 at 4:52 pm

      Hyannis is on Cape Cod and it’s full of motels and ratchets just like Wareham. Now is not the time to defend Cape Cod’s honor.

      • You know it's true.
        January 16, 2020 at 4:10 am

        Cape Cod and the area that abutts the canal on the western side is complete and dysfunctional trash.
        The Cape has no honor to defend.

      • joseph henderson
        January 16, 2020 at 7:43 am

        Hey Ratch. Every locale in Calichusetts has their pockets of undesirability. On the Cape it’s Hyanus, Yarmouth, and East Falmouth.
        Then there are numerous areas like where I live (New Seabury). Bob Kraft and his son own summer homes here. Golf courses, beaches, and nary a colored folk to be found.
        By all means stay away, your a pain in the ass…

  • R Lee Ermey
    January 15, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    He should do us all a favor and eat a gun. Fucking maggot.

  • Investigate Polar Park Please
    January 15, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Hey Tb Polar Park is $30 MILLION over budget and that number is expected to keep going up.
    How about you investigate into where all this money is going and who’s getting rich off of this.

    • WeRFucked
      January 15, 2020 at 6:16 pm


      The lazy ass unions and their protected workers.

    • Big Ed
      January 16, 2020 at 12:31 pm

      Skippy, it’s 19.5 million. Not 30 million dullard!

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