This is Jeffrey Young from Wareham.
He’s an able bodied mechanic who “owns his own business,” but for some reason he still qualifies for food stamps.
I know this because this poop smear took to Facebook yesterday in order to sell $200 worth of food stamps for $100.
We’ve done a lot of stories about people selling their food stamps on Facebook, but I’ve never seen a lugnut like this offer to come into the store with you in case there’s any issues. This guy must REALLY wanna get Diego’s new testers.
I thought maybe he was just fucking around at first, but after a bunch of people started calling him out and he began responding to each and every one of them in the most ratchet way possible, I realized this was all too real.
Some pointed out how he shouldn’t be so obvious. His response was priceless.
Yea, he’s not being obvious. He’s just announcing on Facebook that he’s selling food stamps for half price and explaining the exact details about how the transaction will go down. Nothing obvious about that!
Also, who said he was selling food stamps?
Where would anyone get that idea from? Oh wait….
But it’s OK because he’s a single dad with two kids, and Uncle Sam gave him way too many food stamps when he’s got other bills to pay.
Bruh, you live in a tent. Here you are whining that your ma dukes kicked you out of the house.
Translation – Mom reached her breaking point after I pawned her jewelry for smack.
He said that he wished he could get his hands on some crack.
He’s totally clean though, even ask him.
He called people retards for pointing out what a dirtbag he is.
He’s a real charmer.
He says he actually gets “plenty of assistance,” even though he probably never actually sees his crotch fruits, and they’re probably beyond embarrassed of him at this point.
Someone asked the logical question – why is a grown ass man, who is completely abled bodied, collecting food stamps in the first place?
He can dump his load in someone. That’s literally the only requirement you need to get free shit from the state. And he thinks it’s none of our business because maggots like this think that money grows on the welfare tree. They have no concept whatsoever of how money actually works, because they’ve never worked and never had money.
And just when you think he couldn’t be a bigger queef, he called a chick a “dirty bitch,” said he had plenty of food, and stated that his non-existent bills at his non-existent house came before his semen demons.
Some people posted the messages he was sending critics.
So I reached out to him personally to see if I could come and get those stamps.
Should I drive to Cape Cod to get half price food stamps? I got the podcast with Gerry Callahan tomorrow morning, and Cape Cod really isn’t on the way, but it might be worth it.
P.S. He’s looking for a new roommate too.
He can pay $700 a month, as long as you take food stamps, and it’s gotta be cannabis friendly.
According to his bio he’s “dependable” (as long as you don’t need someone with a car or a job), hard working (sells food stamps), and easy going and doesn’t do drama (unless you criticize him for selling food stamps because then he’ll accuse you of having a loose vagina).
What could possibly go wrong living with him?
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