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Warriors Fan Calls LeBron James A Pussy Ass Bitch, And I Think I’m In Love Again

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Everyone knows LeBron James is a pussy ass bitch. That’s just a scientific fact. However, few of us have had the minerals to actually tell him that to his face. That all changed the other night when one brave woman from northern California spoke for Americans everywhere:

This is the greatest sports video I’ve ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the woman of Turtleboy’s dreams. It’s no secret that Turtleboy digs sassy women. But this girl right here takes the take.

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Honestly, when I heard her yell that, I was not expecting to see this face. I thought for sure it was one of those two women from the Walmart video. But instead it was some sweet girl from the bay and her hipster, chin-strap laden friends, who immediately regretted what she just did.

But the bottom line is she’s right. Because Michael Jordan NEVER would’ve given this girl the time of day. He would’ve smiled, put it in the bank, and tore her heart out the next game. But not LeBron. Oh no, Bron-Bron takes it personally. He gave her the look….like a pussy ass bitch would:

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She’s right LeBron. You’re the greatest athlete I’ve ever seen, but it doesn’t mean you’re not a pussy ass bitch. Facts are facts bros.

P.S. I freaking love this guy:

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Hey, watch your mouth woman.”

It’s such an old school thing to say, I love it. Any time you can end a direct order with “woman,” it’s the ultimate alpha male move.

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6 Comment(s)
  • wabbitt
    June 11, 2015 at 6:44 pm

    The video TB linked was taken down. Here’s the original.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOw95bLv1dQ

    But she’s right – he IS a pussy-ass bitch. But, she forgot flopping and whining. Those are key to any Bron-Bron insult.

  • eric
    June 11, 2015 at 6:05 am

    She ruins it by apologizing at the end. If you’re gonna speak your mind, don’t back down – especially to that dooshnozzle line guarder. I mean, really…if LeBron had the stones to get in her face, I’d at least understand. But that nerd??? Who’s the pussy ass bitch now?

    • Diana Lisa
      June 11, 2015 at 6:46 pm

      I’m pretty sure she apologized for not being able to hear the moderator…

  • E
    June 10, 2015 at 6:36 pm

    Lebron hatery at its best

  • Go Bron Bron
    June 10, 2015 at 4:35 pm

    Lebron should have responded “how’s it feel to be a broke-ass ho? Kiss the rings bitch!”

  • Is that racist?
    June 10, 2015 at 4:06 pm

    Is a man of color calling a white lady “woman” considered racist?

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