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Warwick Cops Shoot Dogs That Keep Escaping After They Allegedly Attacked A Woman, Irresponsible Owners Throw Pity Party, GoFundMe Follows

So this video out of the salty armpit that is War-wack, Rhode Island has been making the rounds lately.



Turn to 10:

“Surveillance video released by the Warwick Police Department showed part of the altercation between two Pitbull mixed breed dogs and a woman before the dogs were shot by a police officer on Thursday.

According to the dogs owner, Tiffany Fletcher, her three dogs were staying at her parents home in Warwick while she went to work.

While they were at her mom’s home, Fletcher said the dogs dug a hole to get out of her mom’s fenced in yard. Noticing they had disappeared, the family Immediately went out searching for the dogs.

Warwick police said they were notified of the dogs on the run after a CVS employee claimed to have been bitten by one.

New video released by police showed part of an altercation that happened inside and outside of CVS.

Two Pitbull mixed breeds under the age of two were shown in the video. The dark one is named Peanut, the light one is Mia.

After watching the surveillance video, Fletcher said she doesn’t believe her dogs were acting aggressively .

“I’m sorry you were attacked, I don’t believe that was an attack they were excited to see you,” said Fletcher. “Mia jumped on you because she got excited it’s what they do I don’t know if that was a bite.”

Police also posted still images on their social media pages which show Mia latching on to the shirt of an employee.

Warwick Police commented there is more to that video after the altercation that hasn’t been released due to privacy of the victim.

“Their tails were wagging what I saw from the video,” said Fletcher. “Peanut stood on the ground and then she ran away and then they murdered her.”

Sometime after the CVS altercation police and animal control spotted the dogs on Keeley Avenue.

They said the animal control officer tried to catch the dogs but was unsuccessful.

According to officials, two of the dogs charged at Warwick police Officer Jeremy Smith who was trying to get in his cruiser and out of fear. For his safety Smith fired to stop an imminent attack.

Both dogs died at the scene.

“My dogs were laying, dying in the street for more than a half an hour,” said Fletcher.

Fletcher said the last few days have been tough, and things aren’t adding up. She said she takes full responsibility for her dogs getting lose and she wants justice for her animals.

“They’ve never bit they’ve never growled they have never done anything aggressive,” said Fletcher. “I do apologize to the victim for my dog jumping on you but I don’t feel that was an attack I will gladly pay your medical bills but that was not an attack.”

Fletcher’s third dog that got lose is now home.”

Two pitbulls under a year old, out running around loose, jumping on people and latching on to them without an owner in sight. What the fuck do you think is going to happen? Honestly, I don’t find it a big stretch to imagine that the dogs whose owners repeatedly lose track of them,

Were behaving aggressively. If you can’t figure out how to keep your dogs the fuck in your yard or on a leash, it’s probably a fair assumption that you haven’t mastered things like proper training and socialization. But, of course,  according to Tiffany Fletcher, the dog’s clearly negligent owner, this was one thing and one thing only – MURDER.

Sure thing, you tubby sludgepump. I totally believe your version of events, despite clear evidence to the contrary. How does she even know what happened? She wasn’t there. Because she is too irresponsible to keep her dogs contained, supervised and safe. Let’s not forget that very important part. The employees at CVS aren’t responsible for your pets, the cops aren’t responsible for your pets, the neighbors aren’t responsible for your pets. You are. And this chick failed pretty hard, over and over again.

Who are you going to trust here? The dazed ratchet mumbling out accusations against the way that the police handled her loose and out of control dogs while she tries to make herself cry?

Or the uniformed officers who willingly released the security footage? I think that’s a pretty easy one, case closed. Feel free to make that call for yourself, though. Inclinations to trust aside, the easiest way to ensure your dogs don’t end up on the receiving end of some hot lead out of a standard-issue glock would be to keep control of them, in your own yard. Just my opinion, anyway, and one that this heffalump clearly doesn’t share. She is, after all, the hapless victim in search of justice here.

Yeah, ok, Sniffany. Poor you, this all was completely everyone else’s fault. Your reporting is clearly so accurate. Let’s break it down. You say they never went in to the CVS, yet you can clearly see they made it in to the building. And that one of the dogs clearly jumped on to a woman and latched on to her shirt. I mean, really. It’s right there.


They’re young dogs, so maybe it was aggressive, or maybe it was just a case of an untrained dog with no manners getting too boisterous with a stranger. I can assure you, the stranger on the receiving end does not want to play guesswork with that, because nobody wants to end up guessing wrong and getting ripped to shreds by a strange dog on the loose. Don’t be stupid. You may know your dog, but the general public does not. Nor do you know how your dog is going to react to the general public. They’re fucking animals. They’re not people. And that really goes for any breed. However, these were pitbulls for fuck’s sake. It’s not like pitbulls are in the news constantly for mauling people or anything….oh, wait. Yes they are.

I understand the public’s fear of pitbulls, but I also own one, so I have a bias toward the breed that I readily admit – mine is the best dog in the world. That’s also because I spared neither the time nor expense in making sure he would be. If you’re going to own a controversial dog breed, you better be willing to either go all in and then some to ensure that dog behaves, or don’t get one at all. Anything less is a total disservice to the dog, and the breed as a whoIe. That’s how we end up with more negative headlines, shitbags like Tiffany who can’t be bothered to do the bare minimum you would for a Golden Retriever, let alone rise to meet the demands of a powerful, determined, work-driven breed. Nowhere in the countless hours of training, socializing, boundary-setting, task-driven stimulation and regular vet care (including timely spay/neutering) has that EVER entailed any of the bullshit excuses this fupasloth has been churning out.



Oh, ok. So her only two options were either leaving her dogs in her home 24/7 or unsupervised in a yard without sufficient fencing? Sounds like someone should never have gotten dogs to me. Especially not the kind of dogs that require a ton of patience, training, attention and exercise.

I do agree on one point, though. Yes, Warwick, you should all keep your puppies safe. By keeping them safely confined to your house or yard. They’re a lot less likely to bite strangers and get shot by nervous cops as a result. Because if your dog starts running amuck in public, there’s a good chance something is going to happen to them. Especially if you own a pitbull. Your own negligence is not a defense. As a dog owner if you allow your dog to repeatedly get lose, the burden of guilt is on you. Not the driver who hits them as they run into the middle of the road, or the officer who shoots them because he doesn’t want to run the risk of someone getting mauled. Directly on you. But, of course, this sludgepump fancies herself somehow the victim here, moreso than the two dogs she completely failed. And no self-victimization is complete in 2019 without the obligatory GoFundMe.


Word to the wise – you can set up donations to go directly to the organization of your choosing, if that is truly your intent. I’m wondering about the intent of this shit, because it’s not set up that way at all. Yeah, I’ll pass. I’m all set with shelling out any cash to not one, but two full-grown adults whose negligence resulted in the death of two dogs. That’s right….the boyfriend is getting in on this pity party, too. And between the two of them, they’re going hard for the sympathy points and sweet, easy sympathy cash.





Funny, they seem to love the dogs more dead than they did alive. Because they didn’t care enough to keep them from repeatedly getting out and terrorizing the city of Warwick. Just enough to cash in posthumously.  “Justice for Mia and Peanut”? Are you shitting me?  Those dogs never saw an ounce of justice in their lives. Look at the irresponsible, utter and abject failures they got stuck with. The real justice here would be for these two morons to be relieved of any and all responsibility for vulnerable living things until they’re able to learn about responsibility and accountability. And I’m pretty sure the community is aware of it, because by the looks of it…..


I’m not the only one who sees right through this bullshit.





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46 Comment(s)
  • Fake Rant Queen
    September 1, 2019 at 9:36 am

    My favorite quotes from people who shouldn’t be allowed to own dogs. From back when I used to live in Somerville.

    “It’s good for the ground.”
    (Translation: What, me clean up after my dog? You fuckin’ CRAZY or something?)

    “It’s okay, he’s FRIEND-leeeeee!”
    (Translation: Yeah, okay, so my dog is charging you. Whaddya expect ME to do about it?)

    “That’s just what they do.”
    (Translation: My dog’s so cute that I never bothered to behavior-train it. Or potty-train it. Anyway it’s a free country so what’s YOUR problem?)

  • Dr Wu
    August 22, 2019 at 6:37 am

    Pit Bulls are nothing more than a fashion accessory for the gangsta wannabes. It’s pretty difficult chasing down one of these animals with your pants far below crotch level because you have to maintain proper fashion appearances.
    Beyond that- and far be it for me to judge- what is the over/under that these animals were licensed and vaccinated? You know by now that I must be a racist for asking.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 21, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    This chick has a face for braille.

  • More At 11
    August 21, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Dindu Dawg got got yo.

  • Bill Clinton
    August 21, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    She definitely has a face for money shots.

  • whatevuh
    August 21, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    brain dead Idiot #1 : I want to get a dog
    brain dead Idiot #2 : me too, what kind should we get?
    brain dead Idiot #1 : let’s get the kind that has the absolute worst reputation !
    brain dead Idiot #2 that’s sounds like a great idea, we’ll train them to be gentle and loving

    Normal person : what could possibly go wrong

  • Tales From Da Hood
    August 21, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Mia was just sittin there mindin her own bidness when da white popo just shot her because she was a Dog of Color. I aint sayin my dawg was no angel but she wasnt no black debil neba.
    I mean she may have playfully bitten a few people but I mean come on who aint done dat.
    And besides my dawg hadnt bitten anyone in 2 whole weeks
    Wait for it, my dawg was just turnin her life sround and you guessed it, my dawg didnt do nuffin.

  • randiguy2006
    August 21, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Enough of these dog stories.

    Who the fuck cares?

  • Michael Lanoue
    August 21, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Mention this post on your next visit and receive 5% off your next purchase of 100.00 or more at the CBD Store of Warwick.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    August 21, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    For me this is about Warwick. These two are examples of the finest citizens that community produces. Warwick and West Warwick are shit. Pure shit.

    Isn’t it about time TBS does a tournament or maybe some bone rides to determine the shit hole championship of New England? This would take some time, funding, and a large team and fleet of vehicles to accomplish, there are so many worthy candidates.

    This shouldn’t be just about squalor and decrepit buildings but about the contributions to Western Civilization that these fine communities’ residents make.

    Social Media is Cancer

    • Mayor of Bradford
      August 21, 2019 at 5:26 pm

      Which city/town is the biggest shithole in New England – now that’s a great idea. As a lifelong member of the MVC, I can’t help but root for Lawrence.

    • Ratchet land
      August 21, 2019 at 6:43 pm

      Would you rather Chelsea or Lawrence. Brockton or west warwick.

      • Property Brothers Pete
        August 21, 2019 at 8:34 pm

        I’m going Chelsea.

        Although “ugly Chelseas” are the one thing Massachusetts has in common with Bill and Hillary Clinton, at least our Chelsea is close to Boston…meaning eventually it will be gentrified by the gays and turn into something really nice.

  • the dog on the little rascals
    August 21, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    it’s not the dog ,they just act the way their owners a perform

  • WarWack
    August 21, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Couple of drinks at the Greenwood Inn and I’ve done this girls ass too many times to count. Then she stopped “preparing” for it and it just got too messy to clean up after. BeGone dirty wench. Really traded up with toothless Charlie

  • Captain Trips
    Wily E. Coyote
    August 21, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    The blonde with the Bugs Bunny teeth has swallowed more cum than Rod Stewart

  • juror seven esq.
    August 21, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    As a starting point to what kind of dog owner Tiffany really is, can we find out if her dogs were licensed? If we can’t establish that she and the boy friend are full of shit and nothing they say matters.

  • Ground Zero
    August 21, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    She has two young children and acquires two barely controllable young pitbulls? Sadly for the dogs, they could have gone after her young children — as pitbulls often do — some day when she was distracted creating young children nos. 3, 4, 5, or 6. With hookup 30, 40, 50, or 60. Maybe get those tubes tied, and stop adopting animals, before the next tragedy happens….

  • Just sayin
    August 21, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    I’m surprised I haven’t seen any, “the breed is ok it’s just bad owners.” Then why do pit bulls have more “bad owners” then other breeds? Yes I know there are nice pit bulls out there that bite nobody, but the breed does have issues and when there is an issue people get mauled.

  • Kls
    August 21, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    When they first started with the go fund me bs I posted telling them they could set it up to go directly to the organization, he replied directly to me, saying it was a good idea, then continued posting it going to them selves… hmmmmm something smells fishy, and it’s not just the smell coming from between her legs

  • Captain Trips
    Nothing But Beach Break!
    August 21, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    “I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 21, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    I’m an animal lover. But if some unleashed dog started attacking and biting me I’d fill the poor pooch full of holes. The owner would be 100% to blame.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Pugs Are Thugs, Boiii
      August 21, 2019 at 7:58 pm

      You have to be 21 or older to legally own a pistol in MA.

      Looks like you have at least 8 more years before you can act out your Mall Ninja fantasies.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Trips Likes to Wear His Batman Belt When Commenting
        August 21, 2019 at 8:40 pm

        HA! Trips is not only a keyboard commando – but plays one on TV.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 21, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    I’ll gladly donate to a gofundme to purchase bullets so more pit-bulls can be exterminated.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    August 21, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    Wouldn’t be a Bristol Blog w/out the word “abject”

  • Julie the Jarhead
    August 21, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Is there any way to donate to a GoFundMe so that it costs more to take the money out than the amount donated? Like … if it takes, on average, $2 to take a withdrawal on a $1 donation, could I just start donating $1 to some of these GoScamMe fundraisers?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Kevin Cullen
    August 21, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    I witnessed this slaughter. I can still smell the gun powder.

    • Thin Lizzy Warren
      August 21, 2019 at 6:48 pm

      This is why I want all police to be disarmed snd only Indians csn have guns and let da reparation train begin.

  • Dick Scratcher
    August 21, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    I’m more of a cat guy myself

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 21, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      You likes the pussy does ya?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 21, 2019 at 4:10 pm

      “I have searched across the Emerald Isle
      Looking for, that vertical smile”

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 21, 2019 at 7:12 pm

      Sorry Cap’n T.
      Another fake post
      I really get to someone on here.


  • Massholio
    August 21, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Every time I see a pit bull escaping case on Judge Judy I change the channel.

  • Pit Bulls
    August 21, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Official breed of the ghetto fabulous

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 21, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Bristol owns a pit bull. So ratchet.

  • Metro West Guy
    August 21, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    These dogs need to be regulated just like a lethal weapon. It’s insane to think that any idiot can own one of these dogs (or 10) and there’s no regulation other than obtaining a “dog license” thru the city. They are genetically engineered to bite, rip, shred, and destroy, and can attack without any provocation whatsoever.

  • Canonical List of Faggoty Dog Breeds
    August 21, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    – Labradoodles
    – Standard poodles
    – Wicked small dogs that do nothing but yap
    – Chihuahuas
    – Any kind of “toy” breed
    – Pit bulls

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 21, 2019 at 4:07 pm

      I have pugs and if you’d like to meet up for a discussion on it bring it on, list boy

      • Joe Swanson
        August 21, 2019 at 5:22 pm

        Nice dogs you have there, ma’am.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Pugs Are Thugs, Boiiii
        August 21, 2019 at 7:53 pm

        Yeah – that figures. Does Mommy have to feed and walk them while you type poseur hardo comments on a blog from the basement.

        • Sad Joe Swanson
          August 21, 2019 at 8:27 pm

          Actually, my mother was killed by a pack of vicious bichon frises. How dare you force me to relive that terrible moment in my life, you brute.

    • Jeff J
      Grow Up
      August 21, 2019 at 8:08 pm

      Anybody who classifies dogs by their size as “faggoty” is either super immature, too “macho” for their own good or a closeted cum eater.

      Hey fucklips, you can’t compensate for your micro-dick by the size of your dog……just an fyi.

      • Joe Swanson
        August 21, 2019 at 8:18 pm

        Are you a member of the Faggoty Dog Anti-Defamation League, ma’am?

        • True Reality Speaks
          Pugs Are Thugs, Boiiii
          August 21, 2019 at 8:49 pm

          Nah, but you obviously touched a nerve. It’s just Captain Trips projecting his love for boutique, old lady kinda-dogs and reliving his top scores playing Halo while they licked his pee pee.

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