Warwick Creamsicle Decides To Ruin His Hardwood Flooring Business By Calling Black People Racial Slurs Repeatedly On Facebook And Victimizing Himself

Warwick Creamsicle Decides To Ruin His Hardwood Flooring Business By Calling Black People Racial Slurs Repeatedly On Facebook And Victimizing Himself

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I’ve seen a lot of people sharing stuff like this today from Florida:

I think we all can agree looting is bad and these people are opportunistic human garbage. Some people think natural disasters bring out the best in mankind. I think the opposite. This is why The Walking Dead is the most accurate show ever made. If the world went to shit, horrible people would be the ones who live the longest. Because they know how to survive at the expense of others.

Anyway, because it’s 2017 images like this inevitably turn into a race thing. Meanwhile I look at a picture like these and I just see assholes. Not black assholes. Just assholes who happen to be black. SJWs hate stuff like this because it’s allegedly racist to call these people looters, and they think reporting the news is hate speech. Racists meanwhile use this as an opportunity to generalize black people as a whole. Racists like this guy who commented under the post:

Well, that escalated quickly. It’s one thing if you think BLM is a joke of an organization. Often times they are. But when your instinct is to jump from “BLM sucks” to “this is how monkeys act” because some chick put up a link, you probably really hate black people. Just sayin.

Most people would delete and retreat after writing such a ridiculous comment. Especially considering that his profile picture is “Murray’s Hardwood Flooring,” a business that he owns in Warwick with an open Facebook page.

We’re living in an age where SJWs will boycott and harass your business if you use the wrong pronoun for a man in a cocktail dress. An era where people manufacture racial incidents and destroy businesses for fun.

And what does this chudmuffin do? He goes full racist and found a way to make it worse:

“Clear enough for you?” He just wanted to make it abundantly clear that he believes that black people are naturally inclined to looting during times of crisis. Just in case there was any gray area. Not just these black people. These is what “n words do best.” This is what comes naturally to them.

Newsflash SJWs – this is what real racism looks like. Here’s the definition:

“Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one’s own race is superior.”

This guy believes that because of the color of their skin, black people are more inclined to break the law, because they come from an inferior and less sophisticated race. This is what racism looks like. Not Turtleboy exposing a non-profit that’s stealing from the taxpayers and happens to be owned by a black woman. That’s fake racism. When you use that word too much, it gets watered down. Save it for actual racism.

Most would call it a day at this point since their business could be directly affected by the words they choose to write on the Internet. Nevertheless he persisted:

Yup, might as drop a few more n bombs and refer to black behavior as “monkey mentality.” That should show them that you’re a reasonable human being that people should hire to do their floors.

Meet Michael Murray from Warwick, RI:

As you can see he is a cultured and learned scholar. And when he comments on social issues, it’s always thoughtful and insightful.

The post has since been pulled down. But Michael Murray wanted to make it clear to everyone that they totally misinterpreted what he’s all about when he liberally used racial slurs and broad generalizations against an entire race of people:

Oh man, he really brought out all the stops on this one! Every possible kneejerk reaction someone who is actually racist would use when they’re exposed for being a bigot was tossed into that three sentence megaparagraph:

  • I’m not racist, even ask me or my Facebook friends
  • I have many black friends who love it when I call them monkeys and n words
  • Someone said something mean to me that made me feel insecure, so I was justified in degrading a race of human beings
  • He called me KKK (even though no one screenshotted that), so it’s cool that I call black people the n words multiple times
  • The only thing I did wrong was feed into a guy who disagreed with me by going full racist
  • The words I used weren’t wrong, the only thing I did wrong was fall into the trap that was set for me
  • I’m the victim here because people are posting pictures of my family that I’ve wisely kept up on the social media account that I use to write incendiary things on the Internet
  • Someone “threatened” me
  • The other guy is worse because he pointed out that I’m a racist
  • Everything I said was out of context, because there are many socially acceptable ways in which “can’t justify how monkeys act” can be inserted into a conversation

Oh, and he accidentally likes comments like this that appeared on his Facebook page shortly thereafter:

Oh yea, if you wanna show the world that you’re not really a racist, it’s definitely a good idea to align yourself with this guy:

A guy who looks like he wears cross burning scented Target cologne. That should clear things up.

The best part is that he honestly believed this would clear things up. He sat down on a computer, typed those words, read it over, determined that this was the best he could come up with, and then he hit the enter button.


Honestly, I’m not even mad at him for this. I’d rather see this than a bullshit, forced apology. Might as well go full racist. He is what he is. He doesn’t care for black people, but as long as he’s not breaking any laws, or causing them actual physical harm, he doesn’t really matter. He’s white trash with no political power. You can’t change people like this. Their brains aren’t functional enough.

At least this guy has his back:

Deep shit bro! I’m sure Michael Murray is enthused to have a chudstuffer like this in his corner:

Someone who makes videos about the true meaning of “ride or die”:

Because we all needed to know exactly what ride or die meant.

Someone who respects authority and the institution of the police:

Someone whose doctor told him he was suffering from a rare condition called “real mother fucker”

Someone who is constantly looking to go to “meetings” to fix his “disease”:

Yup, if you didn’t think he was racist before, the Facebook friends he was referring to earlier sure cleared that up for us.

The bottom line is that anyone who doesn’t understand how racism and the Internet work, and why it’s such a bad idea to mix the two together, has no business owning a business. They’re just not smart enough and will probably find a way to fuck up the job you hire them to do.



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10 Comment(s)
  • Kerri Bishop
    September 12, 2017 at 1:02 am

    exspecially!!!! he actually wrote EXSPECIALLY!! WTF!!?? The Auto-Correct feature on his phone must be worn out by now that’s its just like, “Fuck it, let him spell whatever the hell he wants to!”

  • Webster Turtle Rider
    September 12, 2017 at 12:20 am

    Why are you hating on this guy’s recovery? I don’t agree with the things he has said or what he’s about but I’m glad he’s in recovery and getting to meetings to try to maintain it.

  • Peckerwood
    September 11, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    So according to you, people can’t say derogatory things about people of color on the internet now.
    Good luck with that.

  • DJ Trump
    September 11, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    I don’t know tb, I’m with Murray on this one. Monkeys can say and do pretty much whatever the fuck they want with impunity. So fuck you and your double social standards for whites.

    • Patti Gucci
      September 12, 2017 at 2:06 pm

      He meant to say “porch monkeys” and Section 8 sows! “Coonzilla” neda get hers some kicks for her little illegitimate “mystery meat” niglets!

  • They call me Ponch
    September 11, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Funny how dogs look like their owners

  • Lt Dan
    September 11, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    Chances are 100% his “business” is working as a sub for others. If he’s any good he’ll just change his cell # and he won’t skip a beat.

    College kids take notice. That’s called high demand for your services.

    • DJ Trump
      September 11, 2017 at 9:15 pm

      Looks like tb is trying to help the sjw take food from people’s mouth now too by “exposing” people who don’t think like him, hoping to denigrate their ability to earn a income. Not everyone can be employed by the govt, 501-c3 grants, or trust funds for their income. Sometimes people that have to hump to get theirs are a bit rough around the edges, clearly tb earns his nut behind a keyboard as to maintain his soft hands while staying off welfare

    September 11, 2017 at 3:37 pm


    • gfldgadfly
      September 11, 2017 at 5:20 pm

      Does it still count as wood if he can’t find his angry inch under his angrier fupa?
      He has nice tits, though. And I’ll bet his plumber crack would give a shall-not-be-named worcester “journalist” a tingle in her lonely little bean. Maybe even lure her back to the Dick Side. …

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