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Back when we weren’t banned from Twitter Turtleboy got into a pissing match with quite possibly the biggest douchequeef on the Internet:
Washed up “actor” Michael Rapaport. You may remember him as “that guy…..from the thing,” as he has seemingly made a career out of appearing in a scene or two here and there in random movies and TV shows. Then Huffstool Sports hired him because he swears a lot, which is like, totally edgy. But they broke up after he started publicly shitting on their fans, and all of a sudden Huffstool bloggers pretended like they didn’t spend the last year felating him for page views.
He’s like a white Talib Kweli on Twitter, always virtue signaling and calling other people racist (even though The Root did a hit piece on him about how he’s a racist). So it wasn’t surprising when he started with Turtleboy back when we were allowed on Twitter.
Perhaps even more insane is how he pretends to be his 16 year old son Dean, signs into his account, and pretends to have conversations with Dad. When we got into the pissing match last year his son “Dean” said he hated Turtleboy Sports, claimed that we were the reason he got bullied in school, and then Daddy Mikey swooped in to save him.
Way to go @turtleboysports your talking to a 16 year old child #reporting
— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) September 13, 2017
Remember that line – “Way to go @turtleboysports, your talking to a 16 year old child #reporting.” Because Michael Rapaport has no tolerance for disrespecting 16 year old children who talk back to their “elders.”
Well, here’s what he had to say about the 16 year old kids from Covington Catholic High School, who were bullied by an elderly, stolen valor liar, and then libeled by the mainstream media and blue checkmarks everywhere.
Kentucky Catholic School Co*kSuckers!#MAGA #CovingtonCatholicHigh @iamrapaport is live:https://t.co/LdWlEF8R8i pic.twitter.com/kDoSGXXpJU
— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) January 19, 2019
To paraphrase:
Live look at failed actor Michael Rapaport.
Yes, that’s right. This man called the Covington boys, “cocksuckers,” “fuckboys,” and “shitstains,” which is hilarious because when people use foul language it automatically makes them funny. So edgy.
Sure, these are children he’s talking about giving handjobs to while seemingly violating every one of Twitter’s “terms of service,” and lots of people did indeed report him. But Rapaport plays for the “right team” and is an active resister, which is why he got this message back from Twitter and bragged about it.
To Quote Di*k StainDonaldTrump:
“You had some very bad people in that group,but you also had some people that were very fine people on both sides”Loud & Disruptive new @iamrapaport gives the full MAGA HAT,Native American Guy & Black Israelite Breakdown:https://t.co/PQCccOqQC8 pic.twitter.com/KS2HWHfj9s
— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) January 23, 2019
Once again, this coming from a guy who once reported Turtleboy on Twitter for allegedly mocking his 16 year old son, who was actually him pretending to be his 16 year old son.
Don’t worry though – he’s on Attorney Robert Barnes’ list.
Should @netflix really feature @MichaelRapaport as the star of a Netflix produced series called Atypical that's about child mental health and bullying when he is here engaging in the bullying of #CovingtonBoys with homophobic imagery and spreading smears & libels about them? https://t.co/CVB2ZI9Rug
— Robert Barnes (@Barnes_Law) January 24, 2019
He’s the guy who has given every blue checkmark 48 hours to remove their libelous tweets about kids (although I’m not sure Rapaport’s is libelous so much as it is a grown man referencing handjobs while swearing about children) or get sued. He should probably go after Jim Carey while he’s at it.
Baby snakes. pic.twitter.com/SHhaXwfwZl
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) January 22, 2019
Oh, and don’t forget the most offensive person to Native Americans who has ever existed.
Please clarify @SenWarren that the "hateful taunts" he received came from the BHI protest group, not the #CovingtonBoys https://t.co/98pa7ADGQP
— Robert Barnes (@Barnes_Law) January 24, 2019
God that would be awesome. Time to teach these fuckers a lesson.
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What would expect from the brother of Amy Schumer?
Rappaport, Amy, Chuck all from the same family. If this is the best that family has produced maybe we should have forced sterilization laws.
Who is this POS? And who cares?
fucking faggott rapafag
Any man who combines harrasing kids, foul language, and tough talk on the internet will always set of alarm bells with me. Rapport couldn’t punch a hole in paper with a hole punch, Yet he talks like he’s 50-0 in the UFC. So I’ve decided to upgrade him from regular pussy status to platinum pussy status. It’s a rare designation usually reserved for sociology professors and folks like Jared from Subway. Your heart me Rapaport? I know you’re reading this because you’re too neurotic to ignore internet comments about you. You’re a big fucking pussy. You pee sitting down and walk around with a buttplug in your ass. You belong in a pillory so everyday you can get mushroomed stamped by local cocks for the rest of your life.
Let me be clear… I stand behind fake indian elder Nathan Phillips, fake indian Professor Ward Churchill and fake tough guy Michael Rappaport.
Hey Mike, do you think your sons school friends would steadfastly refuse to go to your house for sleepovers because of all your sexual references regarding schoolboys? I hope you’re careful when you “chat” with youngsters online, seeing as you make so many sexual references towards adolescent schoolboys.
“Hey everybody! Pay attention to me!!! I say outrageous shit like I’m a wanna be gangsta tough guy but deep down, I just want the warm embrace only a heavy, hairy pair of balls on my eyes can give.” -M.R.
I would feel very uncomfortable living near Mike Rappaport. Especially if I had young children.
I worry about the sexually charged language he uses in reference to young boys. I wonder what his son has to say about his fathers apparent obsession with young Catholic schoolboys.
Can you imagine how mad Mikey would be if someone wrote something like –
Please don’t mention “handjobs” and “cocksucker” to my dad, it gives him weird ideas when he tiptoes into my room at night. Especially when he dresses up as “Father Disipline” . Of course you all know about the type of guy who is obsessed with NBA players, like my dad.
I’m sure it would make him understand how the Covington school children’s parents feel.
It’s hilarious watching the herpes laden Rappoff responding/commenting on this thread.
Regular commenters know this; it’s not only obvious, but suddenly there are a bunch of new commenter names.
Hahahaha Fu@k outta here Rip-off!!
PS, get yourself some Valtrex
Those kids are hiring shark law firms that specialize in libel/slander suits against press and celebs.
This half wit actor, who only gets hired to be an idiot is on their hit list.
This soulless ginger peg loving Matt Damon wannabe will end up in front of a Cumberland Farms holding out a coffee cup asking for your change.
He’ll probably do handjobs for tree-fiddy.
BTW, I think he made everything he “acted” in wirse.
This is one guy I truly fucking hate.
I can’t believe how these clearly unstable , dangerous and projecting psychotics are either encouraged or laughingly humored by the left and the MSM.
There are a lot of these vile lunatics out there just waiting and wishing for an opportunity to hurt or see killed ANYONE who disagrees with their political beliefs. I really believe that.
I’m pretty sure the guy defending Michael in the comments is none other than rapp-a-hack himself, defending himself.
Bet. This bitch is insecure as fuck after all.
Has he got what Hilary’s husband has because that’s a hard hard 48 years old.
Liberal hypocrisy. I’m shocked. Shocked I say.
Clearly written by a hater…… btw , the guy is still all over TV, doing stand up & making bank on a podcast. Not sure how he is so “Washed up”. Btw. you writing this article hating on him , proves that what he’s doing is working.
113 credits and not ONE memorable role. This loser has been pretending to have a career as a glorified EXTRA.
Hey Mike – nice herpes and GFY
Not true. Ever heard of a little film called Moneyball?
no. and?
“glorified extra” hahahaha. Fucking spot on.
The guy from those coffee commercials?
Cumberland Farms?
Hated those commercials so fucking much, I hesitate to even buy their gas unless I’m on empty.
Other than that I went through that IMDB list.
90% of them I never heard of.
5% I’ve never watched.
5% maybe I watched a couple of shows but he rings no bell.
That’s on me, I’m not judging. A job is a job.
Steal a scene here and there? Fuck is wrong with you people in Worcester?
Think work is there more than you fucking deadbeats would ever put it.
Actor (113 credits)
2017-2018 The Guest Book (TV Series)
Adam
– Counting Problems (2018) … Adam
– Story Ten (2017) … Adam
– Story Six (2017) … Adam
2017-2018 Atypical (TV Series)
Doug Gardner
– Ernest Shackleton’s Rules for Survival (2018) … Doug Gardner
– Ritual-licious (2018) … Doug Gardner
– The Smudging (2018) … Doug Gardner
– Living at an Angle (2018) … Doug Gardner
– In the Dragon’s Lair (2018) … Doug Gardner
Show all 18 episodes
2018 NBA 2k19 (Video Game)
Coach Darren Stackhouse (voice)
2017 White Famous (TV Series)
Teddy Snow
– Zero Fucks Given (2017) … Teddy Snow
– Scandal (2017) … Teddy Snow
– Make-Believe (2017) … Teddy Snow
– Wolves (2017) … Teddy Snow
– Life on Mars (2017) … Teddy Snow
Show all 8 episodes
2017 Animals. (TV Series)
Erik
– Rats (2017) … Erik (voice)
2017 Badbadnotgood: Lavender ft. Kaytranada & Snoop Dogg, Nightfall Remix (Video short)
Mr. Clown
2017 The New Edition Story (TV Mini-Series)
Gary Evans
– Part 2 (2017) … Gary Evans
– Part 3 (2017) … Gary Evans
– Part 1 (2017) … Gary Evans
2016 Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Animation Voice (voice)
2016 Crisis in Six Scenes (TV Series)
Trooper Mike
– Episode #1.6 (2016) … Trooper Mike
2016 Chuck
Don Wepner
2016 Sully
Bartender – Pete
2016 Dice (TV Series)
Bobby the Mooch
– Six Grand (2016) … Bobby the Mooch
2016 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Richie Caskey
– Sheltered Outcasts (2016) … Richie Caskey
2016 A Stand Up Guy
Colin
2015 The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
Kenny Fitzgerald
– The Helium Insufficiency (2015) … Kenny Fitzgerald
2015 Public Morals (TV Series)
Charlie Bullman
– A Thought and a Soul (2015) … Charlie Bullman
– Starts with a Snowflake (2015) … Charlie Bullman
– No Crazies on the Street (2015) … Charlie Bullman
– Collection Day (2015) … Charlie Bullman
– A Good Shooting (2015) … Charlie Bullman
Show all 10 episodes
2015 Justin Bieber vs. Rapaport: More Than a Game (Short)
Michael Rapaport
2015 All Rapaport Everything (TV Series)
2015 Little Boy
James Busbee
2015 Louie (TV Series)
Lenny
– Cop Story (2015) … Lenny
2015 Black-ish (TV Series)
Jay Simmons
– Switch Hitting (2015) … Jay Simmons
2014 My Man Is a Loser
Marty
2014 Justified (TV Series)
Daryl Crowe Jr.
– Restitution (2014) … Daryl Crowe Jr.
– Starvation (2014) … Daryl Crowe Jr.
– The Toll (2014) … Daryl Crowe Jr.
– Weight (2014) … Daryl Crowe Jr.
– Wrong Roads (2014) … Daryl Crowe Jr.
Show all 13 episodes
2014 Raising Hope (TV Series)
Michael
– Man’s Best Friend (2014) … Michael
2010-2013 Pound Puppies (TV Series)
Squirt / Squeak / Plumber / …
– Lucky Has to Move (2013) … Squirt (voice)
– The Pupple’s Court (2013) … Squirt (voice)
– The Road to Empawerment (2013) … Squirt (voice)
– Lord of the Fleas (2013) … Squirt (voice)
– Rebound’s First Symphony (2013) … Squirt (voice)
Show all 65 episodes
2013/I The Heat
Jason Mullins
2013 Once Upon a Time in Queens
Bobby DiBianco
2012-2013 The Mob Doctor (TV Series)
Paul Moretti
– Resurrection (2013) … Paul Moretti
– Confessions (2012) … Paul Moretti
– Turf War (2012) … Paul Moretti
– Complications (2012) … Paul Moretti
– Change of Heart (2012) … Paul Moretti
Show all 7 episodes
2012 40 (TV Movie)
2012 Cops Uncuffed (TV Movie)
Officer Jospeh Tata
2012 Kiss of the Damned
Ben
2012 The Baytown Outlaws
Lucky
2012 Should’ve Been Romeo
Danny
2011/I Inside Out
Jack
2010 The Line (TV Movie)
Steve Waxman
2010 Royal Pains (TV Series)
Stanley
– Big Whoop (2010) … Stanley
2009-2010 Accidentally on Purpose (TV Series)
Sully
– The Rock (2010) … Sully
– The Godfather (2009) … Sully
2009 Tom Cool
2009/II A Day in the Life
Detective Grant
2008-2009 Prison Break (TV Series)
Don Self
– Rates of Exchange (2009) … Don Self
– Killing Your Number (2009) … Don Self
– Cowboys and Indians (2009) … Don Self
– S.O.B. (2009) … Don Self
– VS. (2009) … Don Self
Show all 22 episodes
2009 Big Fan
Philadelphia Phil
2008 Saints Row 2 (Video Game)
Troy (voice)
2007-2008 My Name Is Earl (TV Series)
Frank
– Love Octagon (2008) … Frank
– Early Release (2007) … Frank
– Midnight Bun (2007) … Frank
– Randy in Charge: Of Our Days and Our Nights (2007) … Frank
– Frank’s Girl (2007) … Frank
Show all 6 episodes
2008 Assassination of a High School President
Coach Z
2007 Fugly (TV Movie)
Jack
2005-2007 The War at Home (TV Series)
Dave Gold
– The Graduate (2007) … Dave Gold
– A Bitter Pill to Swallow (2007) … Dave Gold
– The War of the Golds (2007) … Dave Gold
– The White Shadow (2007) … Dave Gold
– Take This Job and Bleep It (2007) … Dave Gold
Show all 44 episodes
2006 It Ain’t Easy (Video)
2006 Scarface: The World Is Yours (Video Game)
Kevin – Drug Dealer / Henchman (voice, as Michael Rappaport)
2006 Thugaboo: Sneaker Madness (TV Movie)
DJ (voice)
2006 Saints Row (Video Game)
Troy (voice)
2006 Grilled
Bobby
2006/I Push
Tommy G
2006 Live Free or Die
Lt. Putney
2006 Special
Les
2006 MADtv (TV Series)
Abraham Lincoln
– Episode #11.10 (2006) … Abraham Lincoln
2005/I Hitch
Ben
2004 Scrambled Eggs (Short)
Drama Teacher
2001-2004 Boston Public (TV Series)
Danny Hanson
– Chapter Eighty-One (2004) … Danny Hanson
– Chapter Eighty (2004) … Danny Hanson
– Chapter Seventy-Nine (2004) … Danny Hanson
– Chapter Seventy-Eight (2004) … Danny Hanson
– Chapter Seventy-Seven (2004) … Danny Hanson
Show all 59 episodes
2004 America Brown
Daniel Brown
2003 This Girl’s Life
Terry (Car Salesman)
2003 A Good Night to Die
August
2003 Chappelle’s Show (TV Series)
Popcopy Employee
– Episode #1.1 (2003) … Popcopy Employee
2002 Comic Book Villains (Video)
Norman Link
2002 29 Palms
The Cop
2002 Triggermen
Tommy O’Brian
2002 Paper Soldiers
Mike E.
2001 Mr. Life (TV Movie)
2001 Grand Theft Auto III (Video Game)
Joey Leone (voice)
2001 Night Visions (TV Series)
Harlow Winton (segment “Darkness”)
– Hate Puppet/Darkness (2001) … Harlow Winton (segment “Darkness”)
2001 Dr. Dolittle 2
Joey the Raccoon (voice)
2000 The 6th Day
Hank Morgan
2000 Lucky Numbers
Dale
2000 King of the Jungle
Francis
2000 Chain of Fools
Hitman
2000 Bamboozled
Thomas Dunwitty
2000 Men of Honor
GM1 Snowhill
2000 Small Time Crooks
Denny
2000 Next Friday
Mailman with Tax Notice (uncredited)
1999 Kiss Toledo Goodbye
Kevin Gower
1999 Deep Blue Sea
Tom Scoggins
1999 Friends (TV Series)
Gary
– The One with the Ball (1999) … Gary
– The One with the Ride Along (1999) … Gary
– The One with Rachel’s Inadvertent Kiss (1999) … Gary
– The One with the Cop (1999) … Gary
1998 Rescuers: Stories of Courage: Two Families (TV Movie)
Szarany (segment “Malka Csizmadia”)
1998 The Naked Man
Edward Bliss Jr.
1998 Rude Awakening (TV Series)
Johnny
– Naked Again (1998) … Johnny
1998 ER (TV Series)
Paul Canterna
– Of Past Regret and Future Fear (1998) … Paul Canterna
1998 Some Girl
Neal
1998 Palmetto
Donnelly
1997 SUBWAYStories: Tales from the Underground (TV Movie)
Jake (segment “The Listeners”)
1997 Cop Land
Murray Babitch
1997 Kicked in the Head
Stretch
1997 A Brother’s Kiss
Stingy
1997 Metro
Kevin McCall
1996 Don’t Quit Your Day Job (Video Game)
Special Appearance #2 (as Michael Rappaport)
1996 Illtown
Dante
1996 The Pallbearer
Brad Schorr
1996 Beautiful Girls
Paul Kirkwood
1995 Mighty Aphrodite
Kevin
1995 Kiss of Death
Ronnie Gannon
1995 The Basketball Diaries
Skinhead
1995 Higher Learning
Remy
1994 The Foot Shooting Party (Short)
Lizard
1994 Hand Gun
Lenny
1994 The Scout
Tommy Lacy
1993 NYPD Blue (TV Series)
Jaime DiLeo
– Brown Appetit (1993) … Jaime DiLeo
1993 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Mike
– Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way: Part 1 (1993) … Mike
1993 True Romance
Dick Ritchie
1993 Money for Nothing
Kenny Kozlowski
1993 Poetic Justice
Dockworker
1993 Point of No Return
Big Stan
1992 Middle Ages (TV Series)
Jimmy
– Night Moves (1992) … Jimmy
– The Pig in the Python (1992) … Jimmy
1992 Murphy Brown (TV Series)
Robbie
– He-Ho, He-Ho, It’s Off to Lamaze We Go (1992) … Robbie
1992 Zebrahead
Zack
1990 China Beach (TV Series)
Kravits
– One Small Step (1990) … Kravits
Show Director (9 credits)
Show Producer (4 credits)
Show
Uncredited as the husband in a number of amateur cuck cleanup films as well. Although somewhat typecast very underrated and versatile.
Oh look – you learned how to copy and paste! Good for you!
This doesn’t diminish the fact that the guy is a complete asshat.
And still everyone forgot who he is.
That’s because after all those roles he has only 45 minutes total screen time. Ironic that the roles he typically is cast for are exactly the type of persons he attacks in his desperate, look at me tweets. Typical narcissistic lib twat – virtue signaling and attention whoring are all they are capable of.
Couldn’t just post a link?
It’s bad enough to scroll the endless ads on this fucking website, you just needed to post this asshole’s life history?
UGH!
You’re new to computers, huh, Ace?
You left out him playing opposite Juliette Lewis in I Am Sam. I think he got an award for that.
((((((Michael Rapaport)))))
Something something anti-semitic something something….
Please stop the fake Wwy posts. You can’t hold a candle to him. LOL
Rapaport’s face makes we want to puke. Just another phony hypocrite.
Some men like to think about teenage boys sucking dick and giving handjobs. Is turtleboy trying to be the morality police now? It’s NOT ok to bully Michael Rapoport for being a homosexual pedophile. PS is there a word like “homophobe” that applies to people who hate pedophiles? Because if there is that’s what you are turtleboy!
Now THAT is a punchable face. What POS this guy is. Too bad his “career” couldn’t just end, it wouldn’t be a bad thing. One less hateful odious person in Hollywood. Rap is a cocksucker.
Holy Shit what happened to him he looks like an 90 year olds left testicle.
TB I am 1000% with you on all of this. Curse all you want. There is a special place in Hell for “adults” who incite violence towards innocents.
Had he said any of that about leftist media-darling David Hogg, he would have been suspended immediately.
I hate everyone.
TB only likes free speech when it’s his I guess.
Randall has seen more dickends than weekends. Shut up Randall and go back to the Patch
Hey, you’re stealing my lines (great use, though).
More like Randall Gay.
This shitty actor must have got his acting gigs the same way the shitty actresses did. By blowing Harvey Weinstein. Fuck him and his made up opinions. He’s just looking for attention