Mainstream Media Fails

Washed Up “Investigative” Reporter Hank Phillippi Ryan Is Blaming Long Term Effects Of COVID For Why Morbidly Obese Woman Has Trouble Walking Up Flight Of Stairs

 

Hank Phillippi Ryan is a 70 year old “investigative” reporter for WHDH.

Growing up the media told us to rely on people like her and dumpy Cheryl Fiandaca at WBZ to find the REAL story behind the story. But quite frankly they’ve been replaced by Turtleboy, and it’s been pretty easy because they’re not very good at their job. Check out this masterpiece of muckraking that Hank Phillippi Ryan put out yesterday about the long term effects of commie cold, which was designed to make you fear the virus, even if you miraculously survive it.

They say they got COVID, eventually tested negative for the virus, but their symptoms remain. Hank Investigates what’s going on and what’s being done to help struggling patients. Monique spent days in the hospital fighting for her life.

“You don’t know if you’re going to survive,” Monique says.

She had COVID and at times she couldn’t breathe.

“It was a really scary thing,” Monique says.

She ended up with pneumonia. Now almost a year later, walking down the street, going upstairs, even trying to do schoolwork is still a struggle.

“It’s very overwhelming,” Monique says.

Monique says she has trouble concentrating and trying to remember things. She had to drop out of college and cut back at work.

“I still have the muscle pain; I still have the fatigue. I still have some breathing problems. I still have headaches and they are the worst headaches that I’ve ever had in my life,” Monique says.

There are tens of thousands of people in the U.S. who like Monique are still battling to get better weeks, sometimes months after contracting the virus. They’re called COVID long-haulers. For now, Monique is using an asthma inhaler to breathe more easily. And she’s hopeful she’ll start to improve with physical therapy. But she worries there’s still so much doctors don’t know.

“My life hasn’t been the same and I don’t know if it will be the same,” Monique says.

Now let’s check out the video.

She has trouble breathing and with fatigue? I can’t figure out why.

Real mystery.

Investigative reporter Hank Phillippi Ryan wants you to believe that Monique’s struggles with physical mobility and gravity are the long term effects of the virus. Did she do any sort of investigation to see if this is why Monique can’t walk up a flight of stairs without keeling over in pain like a wounded water buffalo? Nope. We’ll just assume it’s a long term effect of COVID.

But of course the reality of this is what Monique, who I’m sure is a very nice person, can’t walk up a flight of stairs because she’s dangerously obese. I don’t know how she got this way but it isn’t healthy and puts you more at risk of dying from a whole bunch of diseases. This is what happens when we live in a culture that tells us that Lizzo is “stunning and brave” for prancing around with her rolls out. Obesity should never be celebrated, but it is because our culture prefers protecting people’s feelings instead of telling people the truth about their health.

“My life hasn’t been the same and I don’t know if it will be the same,” Monique says.

Monique, your life is the same as before COVID. You couldn’t walk up a flight of stairs prior to getting the virus because you don’t exercise and your diet is likely horrible. No one else will tell you that because they’re afraid to, but I will. Your problem isn’t COVID, it’s your lifestyle. And if you don’t take radical steps to change it then the last thing you’ll have to fear is coronavirus.

“Investigative” reportes like Hank Phillippi Ryan made their bones by being anti-establishment. They looked for answers and went after powerful institutions. But now they just carry water for the government and help push fear porn. Kind of like how Dr. Fauci hasn’t once lectured Americans about exercising or eating healthy, but has told you thousands of times to sit in your home and do nothing all day.

This is why the world needs Turtleboy – because someone has to actually tell the truth.

 

Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy: 

 

122 Comment(s)
  • Haystack Calcoon
    March 12, 2021 at 8:46 am

    Is she studying to become a dietician?

  • SMH
    PuPu Platter Disease
    March 6, 2021 at 7:22 pm

    The Chinese virus affecting her is Pu Pu platter disease – too many fried chicken fingers, fried wings, and fried rice. But yeah, some people legit long haulers too.

  • Charlie Gasco
    March 6, 2021 at 9:13 am

    Is that a painting of Kathryn Grieg behind her?

  • Disco Inferno
    March 1, 2021 at 6:13 am

    The left makes a weapon of weakness. Simple as that. If you are dumb, self-pitying, angry or deficient, they promise to reward you for staying that way. Because they know you’ll be a loyal foot soldier in the fight to tear down the achievements of stronger generations.

  • Observer
    February 28, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    To all those bad mouthing the lady, shut your pie hole!
    I have seen and heard some of Unc’s real fan. More than 3/4 of you are fat, and half of you have minimum wage jobs.
    It would take me more than a six pack to find many female fans attractive, and the male fans have as much mojo as that EMT guys from a few stories back.
    So just shit up.

    • Fung Wah Bus Drivers Association
      February 28, 2021 at 9:06 pm

      Fuck off Dbag, When she walks it looks like two kids wrestling in a sleeping bag

  • Cleamus
    February 28, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    I once worked with a guy who’s wife looked like this one.
    When I picked him up for work one morning and asked how he was doing?
    He told me “ I tow dat shit up last night “
    I just wanted to puke.

    • Nobody Bangs Black Bitches Yo
      February 28, 2021 at 4:56 pm

      Sex is racist now.

  • Judge dread
    February 28, 2021 at 2:33 pm

    This land monster reminds me of that show on A&E My 600 Pound Life. All they do is lay in bed all day and use adult diapers and need serious surgery from that Nazi style doctor on the show.

    • Wally
      February 28, 2021 at 3:56 pm

      I feel sorry for bbw in article. Wish her well.
      On another note, and I never thought I would ever put this in writing, but
      I want to spank Hank.
      Would (in the ass w/ my own rod)

    • Judge dread
      March 1, 2021 at 3:19 am

      I say land monster because sea monsters are even worse. If you are on a boat would need atleast dual .50 cal machine guns or a 20/30mm cannon to take them out.

  • OK
    February 28, 2021 at 2:24 pm

    The narrator in this piece said “ there is still hope that physical therapy will help her”.???? HOW ABOUT A FUCKING DIET

    • Cleamus
      March 1, 2021 at 8:13 pm

      OK
      She did a 4 min mile before she caught the COVIDS

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    February 28, 2021 at 1:57 pm

    How do you even get that fat? Steady diet of KFC and McDonalds? That hog beast must have been feasting on fast food for 20 years.

    I am not a eugenicist like Billy boy Gates, but when it comes to people like this, they need to be snuffed out. Seriously you cannot even climb stairs? Imagine how much strain and cost (Mass Health obviously) it will cost the hospitals and the system? All it does is drive up hospital costs for everyone else.

    • JS
      March 15, 2021 at 4:18 pm

      I’m not disagreeing with you but you’d be snuffing out 50% of black and hispanic women. That’s how many are obese. It’s disgusting that this is the case and you can be sure we whites are expected to support them in perpetuity.

  • Good Golly Miss Molly
    February 28, 2021 at 1:49 pm

    Where is captain Ahab when we need him?

    • Disco Inferno
      March 1, 2021 at 6:02 am

      Lay off Ahab, he’s busy fighting whitey.

  • Massholio
    February 28, 2021 at 7:33 am

    Some black lady was on Judge Judy suing a beaten down seamstress for not producing a $5,000 dress for $200. Judge Judy excoriated her for going on “Help Me Hank” and slandering the seamstress. She didn’t win the case.

  • Clogged Arteries
    February 27, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    A cardiac catheter would solve the “mystery” in about 5 minutes.

  • SAVE THE PLANET
    February 27, 2021 at 2:37 pm

    Hey Environmentalists a person like this
    Has a large carbon footprint
    Twice the material, water and energy to make her clothes
    Extra fuel to transport them
    Extra pollution to produce the large amount of food they eat daily
    Extra use of medical supplies as a result of their size
    All of this for someone that uses excess resources beyond what normal sized human would require.
    And did know you can eat your way onto disability
    That’s right free all you can eat for life
    Save the planet harpoon this whale

  • Cleamus
    February 27, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    She is so fat that
    When she halls ass
    She has to make two trips

  • Tony
    February 27, 2021 at 11:08 am

    She is so fat that her blood type is Ragu

  • Skank Phillipi Ryan
    February 27, 2021 at 11:06 am

    Im an old washed up cunt

    • Lou Micheal Biff
      February 27, 2021 at 3:32 pm

      I would still throat fuck her raw

      • YUM
        February 28, 2021 at 3:59 pm

        Hey LMB
        Wouldn’t you prefer that she sits on your face?

  • ANGRY GIANT
    February 27, 2021 at 10:20 am

    There is another “liberals did it” issue in this.

    Why the hell are people so damned fat now? It wasn’t this way decades ago. Your ancestors wouldn’t have been able to breed and survive with the number of maladies afflicting people today.

    Well, decades ago, the schools had classes called “home economics”. Boys would learn stuff like how to fix a leaky faucet or to weld a muffler. Girls would learn how to mend clothing and how to prepare a healthy meal.

    After all, it was in the interests of the leadership class to have a healthy work force. Days off from work means lost productivity.

    And then….

    The liberals decided that these two tracks of classes were sexist. So rather than show girls how to fix leaks, or teach boys about the food pyramid, the classes were cancelled.

    Who benefits? It ain’t the kids that grow up fat as deep fried lard. It makes money for the medical industry, and it makes money for the welfare state. Lives are destroyed, the productive class has to pay for it, and a giant transfer of wealth goes to people preying on the lifestyle ignorance of the morbidly obese and other afflicted by “the system”.

    • Spictor Mentor
      February 27, 2021 at 1:23 pm

      “It wasn’t this way decades ago. Your ancestors wouldn’t have been able to breed and survive with the number of maladies afflicting people today.”

      Bingo. And even less than 100 years ago, if you didn’t want to work, you died. Simple as that. No one was handing out unlimited free shit. If you wanted to eat you needed to get off your ass and go do something about it. The only fat people were wealthy gluttons.

      Same with the homeless, look at any picture of homeless people from the 1980’s back and its all skinny, wretched looking people with rags for clothes. Now they are fat, have iphones, full packs of cigarettes, medical marijauna cards, free MBTA passes, so much EBT money they actually have surplus funds stacked up. Its fucking ridiculous lol.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    February 27, 2021 at 9:46 am

    It’s not the China Flu that has this Land Whale sucking air….it’s the FACT that she’s well over 400 pounds!! Donn mmh these “journalists” really believe their own bullshit? How can that woman look herself in the mirror? It’s almost like reality is just a suggestion to these liberal morons!

  • North of the Border
    February 27, 2021 at 8:46 am

    “I gotta go on disability, cause da diabeetus runs in muh families!”

    Bitch, NOBODY runs in your family. I feel my blood crystallizing from here.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 27, 2021 at 7:55 am

    She’s making progress. Her blood glucose is down to 2500…..

  • What happened to Jalajhia was all her fault and yours!
    February 27, 2021 at 6:34 am

    Glazed Donut syndrome also was in play.

    • Harry Callahan
      February 28, 2021 at 11:47 am

      Yeah, I’m wondering when these land whales will start successfully suing the companies which produce the unhealthy food that these gluttons stuff their pie holes with.

  • Jilian Fuller
    February 27, 2021 at 6:29 am

    Can we please get a 3rd blog on the JaJa/Barbosa crime spree?

    Thanks Unc!

    • You morons
      February 27, 2021 at 7:55 pm

      There was no crime spree. He murdered her pretty much as soon as she got in the car. She was dead before they left New Bedford.

  • Porch Goblin
    February 27, 2021 at 6:13 am

    Does her toilet lid have a “Courage” tattoo on it?

  • Jеw Micheal Biff
    February 27, 2021 at 2:15 am

    I’d throat it.

  • Pistachio Disguisee
    February 27, 2021 at 1:15 am

    Yup this is this good shit that I miss from turtleboy…..this fatty is obviously looking to take advantage of her “new” disability to get free shit….I can’t believe HelpMeHank fell for this shit…boy has she gone soft….so where do I send my donation?? Pssshh

  • Defund Welfare
    February 26, 2021 at 11:54 pm

    Don’t make fun of people that don’t feel well.
    You may be the next contestant on the ‘Price Is Right’.

  • She's so fat
    February 26, 2021 at 11:30 pm

    That it is depressing and extremely detrimental to her health. She risks long term health consequences due to her weight. Very difficult mentally and physically just to exist. An inward struggle very few know.
    Also: Her sneakers returned themselves to footlocker.

  • Been replaced by Turtleboy?
    February 26, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    Hahahahahhahahahajajajajajjahajajajajajajajajjajajajajahahahahahahhahahq
    This turd is really losing it.
    In the same week he puts out an article about a tow truck driver, wasting space, and article, and the respec… nevermind. Anyhow he has some balls ro say he is replacing journalist, specially the thwo giants he mentione.
    For wxample, heputs a pic of Ryan on what seems to be a decent placr, one she likely owns, and he goes on to say he is able to replace her from his mom’s basement, on a borrowed computer, while just surfing facebbook, thiter, and asking his mouthbreathers for articles and guest appearnce.
    You are the next Barbara Walkers!….. you are two decisions away from being Rian’s rommate and a summer intern at cleaning bathrooms at South Station.

    • Forgot somerhing
      February 26, 2021 at 8:41 pm

      I am busy now with a new hobby, so I do not have time for this waste of a site, but here are my other thoughts

      …………………./´¯/)
      ………………..,/¯../
      ………………./…./
      …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
      ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
      ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
      ………\……………..’…../
      ……….”…\………. _.·´
      …………\…………..(
      …………..\………….\…This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..…………………./´¯/)
      ………………..,/¯../
      ………………./…./
      …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
      ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
      ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
      ………\……………..’…../
      ……….”…\………. _.·´
      …………\…………..(
      …………..\………….\…This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..…………………./´¯/)
      ………………..,/¯../
      ………………./…./
      …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
      ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
      ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
      ………\……………..’…../
      ……….”…\………. _.·´
      …………\…………..(
      …………..\………….\…This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..…………………./´¯/)
      ………………..,/¯../
      ………………./…./
      …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
      ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
      ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
      ………\……………..’…../
      ……….”…\………. _.·´
      …………\…………..(
      …………..\………….\…This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..…………………./´¯/)
      ………………..,/¯../
      ………………./…./
      …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
      ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
      ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
      ………\……………..’…../
      ……….”…\………. _.·´
      …………\…………..(
      …………..\………….\…This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..…………………./´¯/)
      ………………..,/¯../
      ………………./…./
      …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
      ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
      ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
      ………\……………..’…../
      ……….”…\………. _.·´
      …………\…………..(
      …………..\………….\…This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..…………………./´¯/)
      ………………..,/¯../
      ………………./…./
      …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
      ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
      ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
      ………\……………..’…../
      ……….”…\………. _.·´
      …………\…………..(
      …………..\………….\…This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

      • Jilian Fuller
        February 27, 2021 at 1:49 pm

        I really hope the new “hobby” includes Fentanyl.

      • I'd fuck her
        February 28, 2021 at 1:54 pm

        Thanks for bringing up that hot little slut again, it really brings me back to the good ol days when I used to fuck all of her holes until she oozed jizz;)

      • Fass Coupe
        February 28, 2021 at 2:20 pm

        We passed that little tramp around like a blount.

    • david vs goliath
      February 26, 2021 at 9:11 pm

      she’s cunt and has been since the 90’s

    • doh!
      February 27, 2021 at 3:09 am

      WTF!?! r u drunk? if you hate the blog don’t read it ! but you can’t form a sentence! again… God bless and I hope you find peace!
      this shit should be for entertainment only…. do not take it personally <3 …… love!

  • Been there
    February 26, 2021 at 8:22 pm

    Setting myself up here, but I’m feeling the after effects of the Chinese flu almost a full year after I got it. Am not heavy, was fairly healthy. Middle aged. Some people get it and it’s like getting a cold; some get a much more virulent dose. I have all of the problems this woman states, plus a few more. It’s probable that her weight made and makes her health an issue. It does sound like she’s setting up for a disability. Free ride is the American way

  • Help me skank!
    February 26, 2021 at 8:14 pm

    She needs to network with didi and monica. They could meet 3 times a week at popeyes. All 3 of them together in the same “the ride” bus would sink the sumner tunnel to the bottom of the sea.

  • I'm a real journalist or some shit
    February 26, 2021 at 8:00 pm

    Wonder which one has an actual job or which one doesn’t have an active restraining order. I’m placing bets if you’d like to get in on the action.

  • Rian!
    February 26, 2021 at 7:08 pm

    Haha!
    How stupid can Aidan be to make fun or a real reporter… who can easily dig up his dirt!
    I really hope she does, really want to verify I out him in his mom’s basement! Even I mananged to get my own place, this schizo is moving backwards!
    Next thing you know he’ll be hanging around High Schools!
    Any day now he’s gonna get caught by the poachers!

    • spider-man
      February 26, 2021 at 9:14 pm

      your mother is a whore, how does that make you feel?

    • Harry Callahan
      February 28, 2021 at 11:53 am

      I guess that just illustrates that TB has journalistic integrity if he’s willing to stick his neck out to report the truth.

  • She Sat On A Rainbow...
    February 26, 2021 at 6:53 pm

    …and Skittles came out.

  • Infidelity causes fake depression
    February 26, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    “Investigative reporter”
    Kind of like how you’re a “journalist”.

  • Fatty Boombalatty
    February 26, 2021 at 6:29 pm

    She be needing some of those respirations I been reading about.

  • Gas cunt
    February 26, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    A disgraced former teacher doing podcasts out of his mothers basement on a borrowed computer calling someone else a fuck up is brilliant

  • Judge dread
    February 26, 2021 at 6:24 pm

    Wow. This bitch is hands down heavier / weighs more than I do. Like 2x. How the fuck do people that fat wipe their ass?

    • whatevuh
      whatevuh
      February 26, 2021 at 6:27 pm

      clearly, there are places she can’t reach with a washcloth

      • YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I’VE GOT LOVE IN MY TUMMY
        February 28, 2021 at 1:44 pm

        Dear What
        I guess that you did not see the show where the chub was sobbing. She said that she had to use a toilet brush
        (I hope it wasn’t ‘the’ toilet brush’ ) to reach the parts of her body to wash them.
        How she wiped her ass is anyone’s guess.
        When I was young every crew had a fat guy.
        Now it is a skinny guy..
        This all probably a result of climate change.

    • Union Bedtime Stories
      February 26, 2021 at 6:41 pm

      I worked with this 5 x 5, 400 pound, Electrician. He told me he “that he couldn’t wipe his ass. So he had to install a Bidet in his house” he couldn’t take a shit at work. Lmfao…true story

      • whatevuh
        Larry the Cable Guy
        February 27, 2021 at 6:25 am

        I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    February 26, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    she’s so fat, when she gets in a elevator, it has to go down !!

  • Spic Torcheror
    February 26, 2021 at 6:21 pm

    Quick announcement to make guys… Name change incoming. Due to the ongoing imposter situation, and people associating my name with some fucking clown named Matt Dizio, I have decided to change my name from “Spic Tormentor” to “Spic Torcheror”… The crybaby can have the stupid fucking name he’s been obsessing over for the last 10 months, and there will be less confusion for all my followers out there. Time for everyone to ignore that fucking idiot and stop giving him any attention.

    • whatevuh
      Dick Hertz from Holden
      February 26, 2021 at 6:25 pm

      you think you have “followers”? LOL now that’s funny!

    • Spic Torcheror
      February 26, 2021 at 8:25 pm

      Maybe I’ll go with “spic torturer”
      Working late at Target tonight, then wackin off for a couple hours

    • mike oxlong
      February 26, 2021 at 8:34 pm

      jeez at least get your spelling right. if you’re gonna pretend you’re spic tormentor then at least make it entertaining…. as opposed to pathetic….Spic torcherer seems kinda lame. cmon let’s up the intellect here

      • Spic Torcheror
        February 26, 2021 at 11:23 pm

        Its a play on words, you fucking idiot.

        • Management
          February 27, 2021 at 12:38 am

          Mr. Spic n Span
          If you do not wish to engage in intelligent conversation, we would ask that you seek out another blog.

        • Guarantee you are a virgin
          February 27, 2021 at 3:37 pm

          Ohhh, I get it. The name is like you are torching spics, and torturing them, plus you are the ‘spic torementor’ … combine all three and you get the ‘Spic Torcheror’ … or something.

          Genius level shit there bro. lol

          • ...^^^^^^^^^^.....
            February 27, 2021 at 9:58 pm

            Mr Spanish virgina
            When you have to go into a long explanation of your name , it doesn’t help you look any better..

          • Spic Torcheror
            February 28, 2021 at 12:55 am

            That’s not me you fucking retard.

    • WeRFucked
      February 27, 2021 at 10:05 am

      Who are you?

  • #HappyBlackHistoryMonth
    February 26, 2021 at 6:14 pm

    400 Lbs of shit in a 100 Lbs bag.

    • Beverly Farms
      February 27, 2021 at 9:54 am

      It’s almost over!
      Then we can turn our back on dinged until another one gets choked out.
      Question: is Trayvon still dead?
      Say his name: “George Floyd “was a waste of space, drug addict and died of an overdose while holding a police officers knee off the ground.
      No loss.
      Shall I continue.
      Not like cops dispose of babies in waste baskets.
      Just saying.

  • "This is why the world needs Turtleboy – because someone has to actually tell the truth."
    February 26, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    Ahh, Turtleboy – feeling your oats this past week or so.

    Looks like those Antidepressants are working.

  • Jack Mehoff
    February 26, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    I used to live in the same building as Fiandaca when she was married to Bill Bratton the nation’s police commish. Rumors around the building were that he was real quick with his hands, if u know what I mean !

  • Help Me Hank!!
    February 26, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    Put a bucket of KFC atop the stairs and watch how fast that orca gets up there.

    • Colonel Sanders
      February 26, 2021 at 5:01 pm

      With all the fixins. Cole slah. Mash potatas and gravies

  • How fat is she?
    February 26, 2021 at 4:48 pm

    She’s got an ass the size of a 40 dollar pizza

  • Oh lord
    February 26, 2021 at 4:47 pm

    “Quite frankly they’ve been replaced by Turtleboy.”

    Do you believe this shit when you type it?

  • Nice
    February 26, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    Nice job publicly humiliating this woman. Yeah, she’s fat, Im quite sure she’s aware.

    Then you wants sympathy for your “anxiety”. You’re a real piece of work.

    • I used gorilla glue as hair gel
      February 26, 2021 at 5:45 pm

      She decided to do the interview… she should’ve known people would see it and analyze it. She wants the sympathy, so why feel sorry for her?

      • Spic Torcheror
        February 26, 2021 at 8:29 pm

        I’d do anal with the sheboon

  • Turtz McGurtz
    February 26, 2021 at 4:42 pm

    Preach Unc Preach!!

  • She's so fat
    February 26, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    She gave Dracula a case of Diabeetus

  • BucketNutz
    Kill another horse for my wig
    February 26, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    The 22lbs of hair extensions/wig aint helping any either.

  • She's so fat
    February 26, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    The stairs creak for forgiveness.

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    February 26, 2021 at 3:44 pm

    That baboon’s heart is probably bigger than a large cantaloupe.

  • Malcolm the tenth
    February 26, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    For the love of God! Hank you should have carried Monique up those stairs on your back, then apologize for being so white!

  • Nick “the slasher” Mcgurt
    February 26, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    These long term side effects (long haulers) are bullshit. Apparently two people I used to work with had the rona. One was a girl who was tough, probably didn’t have an epidural when she gave birth to her five kids. The other was this broad who we nicknamed “chicken little”, the sky was always falling and if it wasn’t this it was that as an excuse. The one that had all the kids said it was a bad cough and since she is remote she didn’t even miss any time at work. Chicken little has been on disability for two months and there is no telling she she is coming back, she feels weak and not right.
    It’s all in their weak minds, it’s a fucking bad flu, get over it you fucking losers!!!!

    • Just so ya know
      February 26, 2021 at 3:59 pm

      Chicken little = a young person who’s a child molester.
      Chicken hawk= an older dude in jail who knocks out young pedophiles and ass rapes them! No matter chick little or chicken hawk both = liberals.
      Get with the times and lingo son!
      However with the spike in woman molesting and raping young boys lately chicken little could fit the narrative for her.
      Just a few weeks ago 3 teachers from 3 different areas were all arrested for rape of underage boys!

    • Mort Tishen
      February 26, 2021 at 7:25 pm

      Would you like us to add anything “special” to your tombstone??

  • She's so fat
    February 26, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    She’d have to crawl on the moon.

  • She's so fat...
    February 26, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    How fat is she?
    She’s so fat that every time they hang her picture on the wall it falls down.

    • Fred Gee Sanford
      February 26, 2021 at 6:00 pm

      I did that one in Fred’s voice, it made it funnier. Bravo sir. Golf clap

  • Dick LaBone
    February 26, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    “But quite frankly they’ve been replaced by Turtleboy”. Have you seen Amaka Ubaka? What a freakin body!

    • Spic Torcheror
      February 26, 2021 at 8:33 pm

      I heard she can bench 375

      • Spic Torcheror
        February 27, 2021 at 8:54 am

        I got 3 reps out of 135 when I was 19, that’s why I switched to cocksucking and full time at Target

    • She's Hawt
      February 27, 2021 at 10:41 am

      Amaka. Wowza!

    • Hu Fartted
      February 28, 2021 at 12:02 pm

      Amaka Chewbaka has an ass as wide as a refridgerater.

  • Spic Torcheror
    February 26, 2021 at 3:12 pm

    Have they started a gofundme to get this silverback a mobility forklift yet?

    • Employee of the Decade
      February 26, 2021 at 3:19 pm

      Maybe you can get her a discount on one at Target

      • Shelf stacker to the stars
        February 26, 2021 at 7:34 pm

        Can any woburnites confirm if he still has a job?

        It would be shitty if the clownshoe got the chop

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 26, 2021 at 3:07 pm

    Definitely looking for a disability gig. Another one who won’t have to work, and will live comfy on our dime

  • Wow
    February 26, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    Meanwhile you’re sitting home crying over her.

  • Gibbs me free stuff
    February 26, 2021 at 2:33 pm

    obese abominations like her see this in their mind when they think of covid:

    “$$$$$$$CHA-CHING$$$$$$$”

    • 99% survival rate
      February 26, 2021 at 2:43 pm

      I live in somerville & my obese neighbor is section 8 and he hasnt worked for like a year now due to his “obesity being high risk for covid”. his exact quote to me a few weeks ago “I am getting paid twice what i used to make just to sit home! and we dont have to pay our rent anymore!” all giddy and excited like he just hit the lotto. Why would any of these slobs ever want to go back to work ever again?

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        February 26, 2021 at 3:42 pm

        It’s OK. Your neighbor will be a corpse before long

      • Dumb Blue Collah Workah
        February 26, 2021 at 4:59 pm

        About 10 years ago I knew a guy in Southie that got full disability worth about 2 grand a month. He then moved into the Pine Street Inn so he could apply for a Housing Voucher. He got that. Worth about 1500 a month. He worked at an auto body shop and was getting 20 bucks an hour cash’. Making another 2500 a month +/- for a grand total of 6 grand a month tax free. About 75 grand a year and full medical through Free Mass Health.

        I told my Brother in Law about him and I never forgot his answer “you’d think he’d keep his mouth shut but he knows the State will not come after him”

        • I Love Democrats
          February 26, 2021 at 6:06 pm

          Sounds exactly like my cousin from dorchester lol. no shame at all, they talk about scheming for benefits like its a career or some normal thing that everyone does.

          He was telling me about how they even give them free blue bike memberships now, and how he gets $20 a day to spend at that new indoor Boston public market with all that organic overpriced bullshit. I looked it up it’s some city program to promote healthy eating among lower income people lol. he says he pretty much trades the $20 worth of food to someone for $10 every day for his cigarette money.

          • Gimmee Girl University
            February 26, 2021 at 6:36 pm

            Lol. I love getting a lecture from some Suburban Beckie telling me how” the Average Welfare benefit is only Blah Blah Blah” and I’m like “how stupid how you Bitch? They’re signed up for every fucking freebie “

            I didn’t know about the Free Blue Bikes. I pay $100 bucks a year…I always wondered who shopped in that new Haymarket building. Never guessed it was fucking homeless with vouchers

            Don’t forget Obama Phones and Free MBTA passes. Lmfao

  • joyce kulhawik
    February 26, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    hanks on the face

    • Bob Lobel
      February 27, 2021 at 6:46 am

      I have nothing but fond memories of your Brown Eye Joyce.

  • Isaac Newton is Racist
    February 26, 2021 at 2:30 pm

    Laws of physics obviously racist. That damn gravity and Newton’s laws of motion clearly out to get blackie. Defund science!

  • observer
    February 26, 2021 at 2:28 pm

    Phillippi Ryan, I completely forgot about her. she is one of the reasons I gave up watching so called local “news”.
    From Wikipedia.
    “Ryan lives with her husband, civil rights and criminal defense lawyer Jonathan Shapiro, in suburban Boston”
    She was so brave to come into the city and film that segment, before running back to her Lilly white town.

    • Finny
      February 26, 2021 at 4:22 pm

      You do realize that Hank is a successful mystery writer and not as Uncle characterized her a “washed up reporter” right? He forgot to do his thorough research.
      Hank Phillippi Ryan is the USA Today bestselling author of twelve award winning novels of suspense. National reviews have called her a “master at crafting suspenseful mysteries” and “a superb and gifted storyteller.”

      • Stephen Rohrbacher
        February 26, 2021 at 5:08 pm

        Then she should stick with that and give up the “journalism”.

        Turtleboy is still correct with what he is saying.

    • Massholio
      February 28, 2021 at 7:27 am

      Yeah and I’m sure “suburban Boston” does not include Randolph.

  • Frank
    February 26, 2021 at 2:27 pm

    I wish there really was mainstream investigative journalists, I’d like one to investigate the corona death toll

    • Hu Flung Poo
      February 28, 2021 at 12:07 pm

      You don’t need a Phd to unwind the fraud in the chicomm flu stats.

  • toby
    February 26, 2021 at 2:25 pm

    Instead of safe injection sites the state should mandate that candy stores hold mandatory taste testing seminars for Monique and Michelin Monica.

  • Forest Hills
    February 26, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    If she lost 200 lbs, problem solved. Give up Popeyes

Comment on this Post

*

RELATED POSTS
Boston Globe Covers 4-11 Boston College, But Not 12-1, #22 UMass
Boston Globe Apparently Will Run Any Article As Long As It Shits On Good Things Like The Ice Bucket Challenge
Boston Globe Writer Calls Dedham, Brookline, Walpole, Everett Football Coaches And Players Intolerant Homophobes, So Patriots Should Sign Michael Sam