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Wayland Boys Saw Somerset Boys Dominating Girls In Field Hockey So They Shamelessly Joined And Are Murdering Girls Left And Right Too 

 

For the last two years we’ve documented the ridiculously unfair playing advantage that Somerset-Berkley Regional High School’s field hockey team has because of the fact that their two best players are boys. They both play the entire game, they play close to the net, and because of their obvious physical advantages due to their gender, they won the state championship last year. Watch the final goal scored by Lucas Crook, the coach’s son, in their state championship victory over Nashoba Regional.

Well Lucas is a senior this year, and he’s having TONS of fun kicking the shit out of girls again. He’s actually destroying girls records.

With those kind of numbers you’d think he’d be offered a Division 1 scholarship, but unfortunately for him the NCAA doesn’t let boys play field hockey because they understand that it’s a girl’s sport. But the MIAA does, because the MIAA is the most corrupt, useless institution that has ever existed.

Meanwhile check out how DOMINANT their team has been this year.

Not only are they 18-0, and a guarantee to win the state championship again this year, they’ve scored 173 goals and given up 3. Three freaking goals!! The fact that anyone is OK with this is mind boggling. Check out what they’re doing to these teams:

And please, spare me your bullshit about “men play field hockey in Europe and Australia.” Well guess what? Somerset-Berkley is in America. And in America boys don’t put on skirts and beat up on girls. Plus, in Europe, men are competing against other men. So if the demand is there to start a boys field hockey league then more power to them. But for now, it’s an absolute disgrace that this is allowed to continue.

Last year I said that the only way this would possibly get fixed is if every school started encouraging boys to this. And that includes St. John’s, Xaverian, and other all boy schools. Why shouldn’t they have field hockey teams too if it’s a coed sport?

Well, apparently that message caught on, because Wayland High School is now pulling the same shenanigans.

What planet am I living on where this is normal?

“The girls were super excited about it because they knew that having boys was an advantage. Just ups the level of the game a little bit,” said Coach Shelly Fraser.

Translation – our girls sucked and never made the playoffs (WHS hasn’t made it in 4 years, meaning none of the current players ever did), so obviously we were all pretty fired up when we magically got better because a bunch of 17 and 18 year old men came in and started kicking ass.

Then there was this lady.

“If offends me when people assume that just because they’re boys they’re automatically going to be better, and that’s just not been the case.”

That was immediately followed by this from the reporter:

“Wayland beat Wakefield in round 1 of the playoffs and two of the boys scored the only 2 goals.”

Yea, why would anyone assume that having three boys playing would be an advantage? It offends this white woman from Wayland to be told that boys and girls sports are separated because there’s some sort of physical advantage to being male. It’s not like these three boys single handedly took a shitty team, turned it into a good team, and scored 100% of their team’s goals so far in the playoffs.

Liza Knapp is also the mother of the captain for Wayland who is ecstatic that her team no longer sucks.

“People are sacrificial with their playing time if it means we’re gonna go farther.”

Remember when kids had pride? This is your sport. Sure, your team sucked, but at least it was YOUR team. The fact that girls who have been playing for 4 years were so willing to give up their playing time to a bunch of boys tells me that these kids are being failed by their coaches and parents.

All you need to know about this sport is that these boys never played field hockey before in their life, they joined the team, and now they’re unstoppable. It just proves that skill and all that other nonsense doesn’t actually matter. The only thing that matters is they’re bigger, stronger, and faster than the girls. Therefore they can beat them at their own sport.

This one from the coach, who clearly sounds like she’s from a country where this is normal, had me cracking up.

“They’ve (parents) made boys cry. To hear it from adults has really been hard for them.”

Boo fucking hoo. Have you ever thought for one second how it makes the girls on the other team feel? And I’m glad they’re getting shit from parents on other kid’s teams, because it means their parents love their kids and are standing up to their bullies. Obviously these boys aren’t hearing it from their parents or coaches, because they’re growing up in a world where no one is allowed to tell them no, because it might hurt their precious feelz. I’m glad they cried. Maybe they won’t be such pussies moving forward.

 

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47 Comment(s)
  • Kim Wescott
    TheCureForHope
    November 7, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    It makes me sick to read these ridiculous articles. Not just sick…angry, enraged! This is wrong on so many levels.

    May as well just eliminate female sports.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    November 3, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Have to disagree on this one UTB. Between the #metoo bullshit and the women are just as good as men physically mantra being taught to young girls at national indoctrination centers(i.e. public schools) all these young men are doing is proving that theory to be a farce.

  • Chieftain Pride
    November 2, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Nashoba IS the number one GIRLS team in Massachusetts! NFH is ready to kick those clowns in the nuts this year

  • sean
    November 2, 2019 at 7:24 am

    This is the most offensive thing I’ve ever read on this site.

    Shame on you Turtleboy.

    Boys and Girls are DIFFERENT?

    Fuck You.

    Have you never seen a Brie Larson movie????

    • FHockeyJones
      November 4, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      Felt bad for y’all last year. Robbed of a state title, like the track stars in CT. But Minnechaug looks good and the North winner will be a good team, too. Too bad those great GIRLS teams have their State Semis corrupted. I’d love to see you or any of those teams beat their ass.

  • Manly Manderson
    November 1, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Simple fix, all the teams forfeit to these teams with boys on them and see how the girls at that school like never actually playing a game. The boys will be off those teams real quick, take your sport back woman, don’t stand for this horse shit!

  • Arch Stanton
    Tired of it all
    November 1, 2019 at 4:44 pm

  • ANGRY GIANT
    November 1, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    If it is reasonable that a stronger male gets the job in a girl’s sport, it seems reasonable that a stronger male should get the job when jobs are set aside for girls in the public safety sector, and on the job site.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 1, 2019 at 12:34 pm

  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 1, 2019 at 11:00 am

    Why aren’t trans women entering men’s events?

    Riddle me that…

    • BucketNutz
      BucketNutz
      November 1, 2019 at 11:09 am

      Much less dominating & immediately shattering long held records….
      Hey liberals, get back to us when a trans woman takes Marcus Cannon’s job at left tackle for the Patriots.

    • SMH
      women do compete in male sports
      November 1, 2019 at 8:03 pm

      F2M trannys are competing in male sports with weight categories like MMA.

      Eventually, every high school/college will recruit men to play field hockey to get in on the advantage.

  • BucketNutz
    BucketNutz
    November 1, 2019 at 10:56 am

    I’ve a little different theory:
    Could it be these boys have good instincts & see the pussification of society?…..and have decided to teach all these moon bats a lesson in basic anatomy?
    Some kids are smarter than we think. Perhaps these kids have said “you want it this way, well here ya go, now suck on it”

    • Dr. Fill
      November 1, 2019 at 12:05 pm

      Nope. They’re just faggots.

  • al bundy
    November 1, 2019 at 9:11 am

    i want to identify as an 11 year old kid and kick some little league ass

  • Philip Landry
    Deez Nuts
    November 1, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Passivate the men and use women and others as unaware vote whores to propagate socialism.

  • Incel Tears
    November 1, 2019 at 8:29 am

    Why are they not wearing skirts? That’s not the uniform for the team. Fuck these guys…wanna play in a girls team wear the damn uniform!!

  • Carnival
    November 1, 2019 at 7:56 am

    How do we know they weren’t trying to get some “trim”?

  • Silencio Dogood
    November 1, 2019 at 2:04 am

    And you may tell yourself this is not my beautiful house!
    And you may tell yourself this is not my beautiful wife!

    The world changed when we were sleeping, there is no gender, parents are on a first name basis with their expectant children, nothing is as i remember it, our history rewritten according to a Progressive agenda. Sports is just the next casualty.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    October 31, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    In 1943, 16 year old boys were lying about their age, joining the military, grabbing an M1, and killing japs and krauts. Times have changed. Now, grab that stick and dominate girls!

  • notasport
    October 31, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    uhuh. iTs feild hockey who cares

    • Stinky the Finger
      November 1, 2019 at 1:34 am

      A few years from now, when I see one these field hockey players (or another of their ilk) in the men’s room lifting up their dress to use the urinal, complaining there are no manpons, or demanding I use the correct pronoun while addressing them as Esmeralda Q493F of Fluffyland , I am going to lose my shit and lay waste William Foster-style.
      So, yeah – I care. It’s out of control and needs to be corrected.

  • C.F. Flores
    October 31, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    Whatever rocks your sail. It certainly would have been met with rock throwing in my day.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    October 31, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    What a couple of fanooks !
    Disgratziate!

  • Kevin
    October 31, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    I fucking love it. Title IX has been fucking over boys sports for years. It’s about time girls sports got fucked over.

  • You can’t hide from Google
    October 31, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    (Fast forward to 2030) and thirty year old Lucas is working and dating. One of his colleagues or dates throws his name into the Google machine and what pops up. “Lucas Crook scored over 100 goals playing on the Women’s Field Hockey team”…this will follow him to the day he dies

    • Call me Ma'am, damnit
      October 31, 2019 at 7:13 pm

      Im sure his BF or husband will be very proud of his accomplishments.

  • Soccer sucks
    October 31, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    When I was in high school you were considered a pussy for playing soccer…my friends and i tried out for the Football and hockey team just so we could run/skate around and fucking knock peoples heads off. Lol…

  • Metro West Guy
    +
    October 31, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    If you are a Male (identifying as a “Male”, that is) who is playing High School Women’s Field Hockey then you are a goddamned disgrace. Your parents have failed you by allowing such a mockery to go unfettered.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      October 31, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      People can identify as whichever delusion they like but one thing will always remain true…

  • Dr Ed
    October 31, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    The solution is to have a boy’team — or to change the state constitution.

    It’s the gay marriage decision — girl-only = white-only. Blame the SJC…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 31, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Does Liza Knapp have a listing of all of the female players in the NFL?

  • Pat Longclit
    October 31, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    Being good at field hockey is like being good at wiping cum off your chin. Nothing to brag about.

  • Peter Brady
    October 31, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    I joined the Sunflower Girls in 1971. I sold cookies. People laughed. The world wasn’t ready then.

  • randiguy2006
    LOLz
    October 31, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    Who cares? It’s field hockey LOL.

    Didn’t anyone park in a handicapped spot today?

  • Betty Ford
    October 31, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    I don’t know, in a weird way, maybe this is good. Certainly not good for the girls, but maybe good for society. Forces bullshit to get addressed and acknowledged, forces people to pay attention to their local community for a change.

  • William T. Madison
    October 31, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    What happens if say next year, a bunch of boys try out (does field hockey have try outs?) for the team and none of the girls are good enough to make the team? I would feel sad for the girls…but the absurdity of it all would make me laugh

  • ITICHY_BALLS
    October 31, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Maybe a few bf’s of the girls on the losing team might give the girls with dicks a little school yard justice…..

    • Dr Ed
      October 31, 2019 at 6:18 pm

      It’s been done — would disqualify entire team for at least 1 year.

  • hartf811
    Fair is fair
    October 31, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    In my town we are recruiting some pipe hittin’ higgers that will take out these little prissy-pots and lay the hard BBC on the female players, ruining their ability to ever be touched, in the family way, by a white boy again. “Daddies little princess is a mudshark now!”
    Gonna film the ride back on the bus and sell the rights to the Crips: “Field Hockey in Cohasset: Big Sticks, Big Dicks.”

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    October 31, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    Lucas Crook is a beautiful trans living out hir dream. We all should embrace this! Oh by the way ze is gorgeous!

  • Pelosi popps
    October 31, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    Perhaps those boys are just genius. They know the best way to get with those chicks is to play with them.

    • Yuck
      October 31, 2019 at 4:52 pm

      You are one stupid motherfucker. Any boy who plays a girl’s sport is a fucking homo. They ain’t trying to get with the girls; they are scoping out the girl’s boyfriends. Thank fucking christ my kids are no longer in school dealing with this horse shit.

  • Peter Cief
    October 31, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    Are the boys gay. Does that make it okay?

    • Zeke
      September 14, 2020 at 10:26 am

      Yo Peter, I’m one of the wayland players. Would love for you to tell me this to my face. For instance, none of us are gay, and no we aren’t trannys. Just having fun. You have a phone number? Would really love for u to actually say this to me instead of posting it on a message board.

  • Alan Bohdiewicz
    AJ Alphonse
    October 31, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    You would think people would be ashamed of the is shit……but Massachusetts.

  • I.M.
    October 31, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    This is happening everywhere. Wareham also has 2 boys on the field hockey team and they just qualified for the state tournament for the first time in God only knows how long. Maybe if this keeps happening eventually some of these moonbat kids will convert to the dark side.

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