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WBZ’s David E Wade Got Triggered And Blocked Us For Pointing Out They Got Fooled By Framingham Disney Family’s Free Lunch Scam

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Thirty minutes ago we published this blog exposing a mainstream media fail by WBZ, in which they fell for an obvious lie that a Framingham student couldn’t afford school lunch and went home hungry. We tagged David E. Wade from WBZ when we tweeted out the link, because David followed our original account on Twitter and has retweeted and credited our work previously. But I guess he hates us now:

Oh look, David missed the entire point of the blog. Truth = vitriolic. This is how the MSM views real news now. Hey Dave, I don’t give a shit if his family goes on vacation. Just don’t whine about poverty when this is your life:

Because I never had ANYTHING like that growing up. I would’ve loved to go to Disney, but the problem was that I had two responsible parents who didn’t like taking government handouts. So they paid for my bologna sandwiches and packed them in the stationwagon for our road trips to exotic locations like Fort Wayne and Toledo. I got dibs on backseat!

Ya know what we never did growing up? Fly on planes. Anywhere. That was simply out of the question and we all knew why. You’d think that we could’ve cashed in our white privilege points, but it turns out white privilege doesn’t have any trade in value, which seems to make it kind of useless.

Figured our boy David would like to know that he got hoodwinked, but it looks like he look it a little too personally:

TRIGGERED!!! Thought you were better than that David. You disappointment. Don’t worry, we won’t block you when you inevitably get over your pride and come crawling back like the rest of the media does.

And they don’t just go on vacations to Hershey, PA either. They go to South America:

What’s the going rate for a plane ticket to Peru? More or less than the amount that was left on his free lunch balance? Asking for a friend.

Of course the problem here is that he qualifies for free lunch in the first place. Parents should pay for their kid’s food. It’s not vitriolic to point out that people who eat like this:

Should be able to pack a sandwich and a juicebox instead of expecting the taxpayers to take care of it for them.

19 Comment(s)
  • Yeah but....
    May 2, 2018 at 11:31 am

    The problem is the parents but the kid’s face is all over the story. I know that he seems to have spotlight on himself but his parents are obviously manipulative and dishonest so he may have been coerced.

    Kids shouldn’t be deprived of lunch ever period. Not even if their shithead parents are scammers with money to piss away on everything that hard working, law abiding, legal, tax paying people will never be able to afford.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    May 2, 2018 at 10:32 am

    David Wade = candy ass and not a very bright one at that. Him and that dim bulb Lisa Hughes must share a brain. Guess it was her turn to use it. Should check out your stories a bit better before you start running your pie holes on the air and Uncle Turtleboy pokes holes in the tales of woe you got pitched. Real journalists must be spinning in their graves.

    • Mark D
      May 2, 2018 at 12:12 pm

      David Wade is a cuck if I’ve ever seen one. Good lord….

    • Strata
      May 2, 2018 at 12:55 pm

      what the hell with all these ads to scroll thru to get to the bottom to make a friggin post …. geez, not trying to be a jerk and I realize you need to make money but definetely getting turned off by this

  • Fed up
    May 2, 2018 at 9:25 am

    The rage is growing. Love you Turtleboy for exposing them.

  • American Mike
    May 2, 2018 at 7:38 am

    Framingham has been infested by Brazilegal Aliens like rats. They are grandmasters at every public welfare scam there is, if there’s a way to get free toothpicks from taxpayers they will be first in line. Piss on the news station for going along with this obvious farce, too. Who the hell still watches them anyway? 92 yr old grandmothers even get their news online now.

  • MickeysWelfareBitch
    May 2, 2018 at 1:27 am

    My husband and I have what would be considered pretty good jobs and we pay for school lunch… we CANNOT afford to go Disney!!! It costs something like $300/pp a day or $3000/pp a week. What the what?!

    • z
      May 2, 2018 at 7:15 am

      My sisters boss bitches that she HAS to pay $21,000 to the mouse for a week. And she HAS to go every year. Family of 4 and couple of grandparents.

      Her kids demand the best so if Disney has 5 levels of accommodations they go for the best. If taking a photo with a meth head dressed like goofy costs a 100 bucks, they take it. The boss also gets to brag about what she spent.

      FIX THE STUPID TB HISTORY LINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spending 5 minutes to get to the bottom of the web page is asinine.

      • bigdaddy
        Bill Clinton
        May 2, 2018 at 11:09 am

        It is annoying but I do enjoy seeing Selma Hayeks enormous rack

  • Screw PC
    May 2, 2018 at 12:31 am

    We’re paying for their fuckin’ vacations, Wade, you fucking gay porn star of a cuck cocksucker. Moonbats with cash like Wade and always pull this shit routine. That money could have gone to veterans who got shot at to serve our country, and you fuckers hand it to fat entitled Brazilian nationals to go suck down island drinks at theme parks while our checks are garnished to made it happen. You owe us, you cunts. Patience is gone, motherfuckers. Straighten up your fucking act.

  • roberti
    May 2, 2018 at 12:02 am

    David Wade is a major disappointment along with that fake family.

    • Fo Sho
      Sick O Dis Shit
      May 2, 2018 at 6:23 am

      Rumor has it that his ex ( Alana Delagaza) kicked him to the curb due to ……shall we say “lack of manhood” ………. this goes a long way to confirming that.

      • AgingCynic
        May 2, 2018 at 8:51 am

        That’s BIANCA De La Garza. And he’s remarried to a babe who was Treasurer Tim Cahill’s spokesperson. So apparently 2 kids who met at Emerson got married too early. Shit happens. Doesn’t excuse his fake news, though. Probably pitching to go to the network. (Who gave us Dan Rather and is run by the brother of Obama’s Chief Of Staff).

    • Conquistador
      May 2, 2018 at 8:04 am

      These piece of trash Incas deserve to be sacrificed to the Rain God for greed. Have they no self respect? Maybe a dash of smallpox with his the free lunch could help them see the light? Thanks Pizzaro. 

      • Kevin Cullen.
        May 2, 2018 at 9:00 am

        David wade is a pantywaste. He’s not a real man like me. He makes mainstream media look bad. Good thing there are good guys like lupica, borges, tomase, and ME. I was down at L street having beers with sully the cop and Mickey the fireman and they agreed! I remember being on the beach at Normandy and hearing the gunfire and artillery.

        Boy this story makes me second hand hungry.

        • bigdaddy
          Mike Barnicle
          May 2, 2018 at 10:14 am

          I was there too

          • Brian Williams NBC (nothin but crap)
            May 2, 2018 at 11:50 am

            I saw you guys there! I was with Hillary rodent Clinton.

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