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We Got Our Hands On The David Leavitt Police Call Tape After Target Tori Wouldn’t Let Him Steal A Tooth Brush And He Managed To Sound Like A Bigger Queef 

 

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We have obtained the call to the cops that shitdick David Leavitt made from the Swansea Target after they wouldn’t let him steal a tooth brush and he subsequently shamed the manager named Tori on his Twitter account with 210K followers.

Remember over the summer when the SJW outrage of the day was over people like David calling the cops on black people over harmless things? Turns out it happens to white people too.

I knew he would sound like a chode, but his voice is somehow more pathetic than his tweets.

Shitdick: This is not an emergency at all, but I’m at the Target in Swansea and I’m trying to make a purchase. They have it advertised as a price and they’re not honoring the price. And the store manager is saying that they can’t honor the price. And I showed them the Massachusetts state website that says that they have to honor the price that’s listed in the sign.”

Dispatcher: Yup. 

(Awkward silence)

Dispatcher: So if they’re not honoring it there’s nothing we’re gonna be able to do if they don’t wanna honor it. You’re probably gonna have to go through the BBB or something along those lines

Shitdick: It says it on the Massachusetts.gov website for retailers that it’s state law that they have to honor the price that’s listed on the signs. 

Dispatcher: OK. Alright, we’ll send an officer.

Shitdick: Umm….yea…I mean, it’s not an emergency so it’s not a rush. I tried asking them multiple times to honor the price.

Dispatcher: Alright we’ll send someone over. 

He should be arrested for using the police line for non-police business. I know he’s dumb, but he’s not THAT dumb. He knew he was trying to steal that tooth brush, and he knew the cops wouldn’t be able to do anything about it. He just called them as part of his bullying campaign against Target Tori.

The real awkward part here is that shitdick works in the same plaza as Target Tori. He is gainfully employed at the Marshall’s in Swansea, so he’ll probably keep seeing her. Evidently they moved him there from the Marshfield Marshall’s to the one in Swansea after he got confronted by another low wage worker whose boss was publicly shamed on his Twitter because she wouldn’t let him steal a soda.

It would be a real shame if that happened again, or if people started fucking with his job the way that he fucked up Target Tori’s job.

Let’s also not overlook the factor that you could argue that Marshall’s and Target are in some ways competitors. Target has more diverse crap, but they’re both basically one step up from Walmart/JC Penny. Why is an employee of Marshall’s trying to steal from a competitor and weaponizing his Twitter account to attack employees of that competitor?

 

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67 Comment(s)
  • New boot goofin'
    January 27, 2020 at 9:31 am

    Wait wait wait. This guy has over 200k twitter followers, blue check mark, and is an “award winning multimedia journalist”. Yet he has to work as a cashier at Marshall’s?

  • Hey you who me
    January 26, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    I don’t feel bad for this cum dumpling

  • AngryWhiteDad
    January 26, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Congrats to all Involved that have absolutely destroyed this weasel on Twitter. Going through his recent tweets it is nearly impossible to find a single comment that doesn’t refer to Target, toothbrushes or the babe Tori. Great job!

  • Jerry Nadler's crusty yarmulke
    January 26, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    “Hold onto your cock when you deal with these desert people!”
    -Junior Soprano

  • PaRappa the non-binary rapper (they/them/theirs)
    January 26, 2020 at 11:37 am

    This is what happens when you democratize “voice of the voiceless” ordinary peoples’ opinions with all these social media apps. You empower the absolute stupidest, most uneducated people on the planet to believe their voice should matter the same as everyone else. Does this guy even have a high school diploma? I wouldn’t trust this man to fetch me a coffee. Hell hes probably too stupid to even be a town cop

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 26, 2020 at 12:39 am

    If Target had made him use the pay phone, to drop his own shekel to call the police, this incident would have ended there. David is a creature of his (S)mother, like so many other Jewish girls by their 12th birthday, feckless and emasculated.

  • Randal
    January 25, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Shit on his girlfriends ugly face,.

  • Bottomless Beginning
    January 25, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    Tsk tsk tsk.

  • Finn
    January 25, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    What a cunty-Karen.

    Cashier : “That’ll be $10.45 for the box of extra-absorbent tampons.”
    David : “Actually, I found them on the same shelf as the toothpaste – so it’s $5.”.
    Cashier : “…”
    David : “I’m calling the police – I don’t like your attitude.”.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Mild anarchy
    January 25, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    I know you’re not supposed to fuck around with a man’s car, but he’s not a man he’s a soy boy faggot who probably owns a Bluetooth controlled butt plug.

    I used to do this in high school… in addition to dropping random empty 9mm shell casings in the hallways during class changes, stink bombs after lunch got out, And put epoxy in the door locks of the teachers bathroom doors. God I hated high school.

    Flash forward from 1996 to 2020:

    Put epoxy in his drivers side door lock so every time he has to get into his car is has to go through the passenger side door. Maybe epoxy the trunk lock so he has to fold down the rear seats to get access to the trunk. He’s to cheap to get it fixed so he’ll look like a fucking faggot that he is.

    • Car Guy
      January 26, 2020 at 3:11 am

      Most cars have keyless entry today but a mothball or a can of cola work wonders in the gas tank.

    • YouRALoser
      January 26, 2020 at 6:31 am

      What year car do you drive that you still have door and trunk locks? Still in that beater you drove to high school in the 90s?

      Loser…

    • whitey
      January 26, 2020 at 10:30 am

      What the fuck is “Flash forward”? Its Fast forward you dipshit.

  • Grinko
    January 25, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    How did Heinrich Himmlet miss this cocksuckers family

  • Smh
    January 25, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Go look at his instagram its all posts of free shit he got from different company’s for his ” amazing” reviews

  • All you assholes better get out there and vote this time instead of sitting on your ass getting drunk otherwise lunatics like David Leavitt are gonna get that witch Warren elected to the white house
    January 25, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    !

  • Judge dread
    January 25, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Someone should call the Marshalls where he works and engage in social engineering to find out if or when he will be at work. Then go there and troll him hard, like rip the price tag off a sweater then demand you get it for free.

  • Primordial Spooge
    January 25, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Little known fact…..Hitler used to love Jewish people until he met one like David. It kind of soured his opinion of them.

  • Turtleboy once got arrested for whipping out his gumbo at an old lady in the parking lot at Spags
    January 25, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Fuck David Leavitt

    • Judge dread
      January 25, 2020 at 5:54 pm

      Hey dick bag if he did that he would be in the registry.

  • Jerry Nadler
    January 25, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    The man’s just trying to survive in this dictatorship.

    • Ensign Parker
      January 25, 2020 at 3:03 pm

      Fuck off Captain Binghamton, and your buddy Shifferbrains too!!!

  • whitey
    January 25, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    voice sounds like he is gurgling jizz and he up talks like 15 year old girl

  • Frank N Furter
    January 25, 2020 at 11:45 am

    In just seven days, I could make him a man.

  • Liawatha
    January 25, 2020 at 11:17 am

    I must admit I get quite randy when I look at David’s picture. Oh, to be young and single.

    • Peter North
      January 25, 2020 at 11:51 am

      You could go back to riding Deval’s miniature peepee
      in your teepee

  • Dees nutz
    January 25, 2020 at 11:09 am

    Don’t give that snowflake the price gun Marshalls. He will be making up 1 cent prices and checking himself out. 33 cents… and im OUT!

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 25, 2020 at 11:07 am

    Imagine if Tori started dropping mud pies in the Marshalls parking lot

    • Paris Hilton
      January 25, 2020 at 11:24 am

      Thats Hot

  • Dick Gzinnia
    January 25, 2020 at 10:33 am

    Can we please publish Leavitt’s address and what car he drives. I’ma go fuck him up.

    • Liawatha
      January 25, 2020 at 11:20 am

      Mr Gzinna, please notify me if you are able to obtain David’s address. Thank you.

      • Hiawatha
        January 25, 2020 at 5:07 pm

        Then you can get all liquored up and drive over in your hybrid granolamobile.

        • Liawatha
          January 26, 2020 at 9:30 am

          Pshaw!

          • Pokimeinthehontes
            January 26, 2020 at 3:22 pm

            Ima gonna scalp da mofo

  • Genuinely Curious
    January 25, 2020 at 10:32 am

    That fucking voice. What is it with all of the whining? I’m sorry but that particular thing is so true. Whiny little boys that cry too much grow into whiny men that complain about literally everything. Can someone from the tribe explain this?

  • Minnifan
    January 25, 2020 at 10:26 am

    Can we get David Leavitt to say “I can set the dialogue of the city”.

  • Captain Trips
    January 25, 2020 at 10:14 am

    Even if his argument was valid, it would be a legal CIVIL matter, not a criminal matter. Police deal with criminal, not civil matters, and you call the cops, you fucking idiot.

  • Betty Ford
    January 25, 2020 at 8:29 am

    Oh stop it on the cops, they’re happy to send someone down there every time. Much of their job is revenue generating bullshit like this until it isn’t. The fucking he perpetrates is on the taxpayer.

    It gets tallied as a call, they keep track of the number of calls, they use those calls for budgeting purposes next year. If they charge out to the municipality at say $1000 per call (every muni is different, Im making that number up), cha-ching!, we’ve made a thousand bucks on some twatboy and his toothbrush in Target.

    • Wow
      January 25, 2020 at 9:40 am

      Another expert in policing. So th wool ice make money from the calls they respond to? Good Lord you can’t be that stupid. People like you vote these morons into office that are ruining America

      • Wow Part 2
        January 25, 2020 at 9:41 am

        Sorry for the sausage fingers this morning. But this guy is an idiot

    • Said Everyone
      January 25, 2020 at 9:51 am

      Betty you’re a stupid ass

      • Kimmell Is A Pussy
        January 25, 2020 at 9:56 am

        Betty has the be the douche this story is about. I’m hoping there aren’t that many people walking around that are that ignorant.

    • Captain Trips
      January 25, 2020 at 10:05 am

      Come on Betty – get back in rehab and get back off of the sauce

  • Hugh Mungous
    January 25, 2020 at 8:28 am

    Some people are just born assholes, obviously this guy is one of them. Tori on the other hand just seems like a rational well-adjusted young lady. Good for her.

  • 8 Mud Monkeys
    January 25, 2020 at 8:24 am

    Every time I see that gay wig shot I want to fracture an orbital socket.

  • Turtleboy wears womens underpants and is rude to black people
    January 25, 2020 at 8:06 am

    You’re all a bunch of racist lunatics who REFUSE to acknowledge climate change and REFUSE to acknowledge that some people should be given $1000 a month even if they don’t want to get a job. You are all horrible people with no sympathy for your neighbors.

    • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
      January 25, 2020 at 8:33 am

      And no matter how hard you try to be their friends they will mock you and downvote you. You can change your name a hundred times and every time you show up with a new name they’ll torment you and will never accept you.

      • Turtleboy wears womens underpants and is dude to black people
        January 25, 2020 at 9:11 am

        White privileged piece of loser

        • You Owe Me Fuck You Ive Paid Enough
          January 25, 2020 at 1:37 pm

          Filthy jigaboo welfare collecting leach

        • White privilege is a LIE
          January 27, 2020 at 7:37 pm

          Black privilege is more accurate.

    • Bop a Nog on the Noggin
      January 25, 2020 at 9:47 am

      No one here is rude to black people. They’re rude to porch monkeys, tar babies, nig nogs, jiggaboos, spear chuckers, nappy-haired hoes, knuckle draggers, and coons.

      They are not rude to black people. Get it right.

      • Lipstick Hippie
        January 25, 2020 at 11:58 am

        You forgot pickaninnies.

        • Knee Grows
          January 25, 2020 at 5:07 pm

          Hey Bop
          You forgot boneheads and spooks

      • Turtleboy tried go steal my car so he could use it to rob his nearest liquor store
        January 25, 2020 at 1:07 pm

        This fuckin guy!

      • Randall
        January 25, 2020 at 4:40 pm

        Since when is it a crime to call someone a porch monkey. My Grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I would sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors. I’ve always used it to descride lazy people , not lazy black people.

    • ElJefe72
      January 25, 2020 at 10:32 am

      I’ll take this comment to be sarcasm, because if it isn’t, then *cringe*

  • Lee Ho
    January 25, 2020 at 7:44 am

    Hopefully the Natick mad shiter will makes 8 visits to his work location.

    • Ho Li Phuk
      January 25, 2020 at 11:28 am

      After he visit $5.99 Chinese Buffet, right Lee?

  • Fred Knessl
    January 25, 2020 at 6:19 am

    Actually, Marshall’s is the place where you work while waiting for a position to open up at Target…
    And Target Tori seems a delightful young lady with a lot going for her, so far removed from the usual Turtleboy Clientele. So long as she doesn’t give it all to the PURR Cat Cafe I’m good.

  • Dick Scratcher
    January 25, 2020 at 6:09 am

    A cunt. An absolute cunt.

  • Big Bird's Turds
    January 25, 2020 at 5:14 am

    I could almost hear the dispatcher thinking to himself “who gives a fuck??” and rolling his eyes through that whole exchange

  • Miss Chris
    January 25, 2020 at 1:50 am

    David does sound even more pathetic than I thought he would. Incidentally, Target Tori’s on Twitter now saying that she wants to “pay it forward”. Is it just me… or is that really obnoxious? It’s like… bitch you work at Target… nobody will think less of you if you take the money and run honey. All the people that gave you money… want YOU to have it. Because you were subjected to this douche-donkey David. Whatev.

    • Peter Dinklage
      January 25, 2020 at 4:16 am

      Hi Chris!

      Meow!!!!

      • Miss Chris
        January 25, 2020 at 4:46 am

        Meeeeeeeeeow!! Goodnight Peter

    • The pic master
      January 25, 2020 at 5:01 am

      Good morning Chris great observations. Unfortunately we live in a world with people who aren’t as intelligent and as well educated as yourself. That being said I suppose the only question left to ask you is have you ever seen ten inches and what’s your email?

      • Miss Chris
        January 25, 2020 at 5:10 pm

        10 inches? Of snow? I live in Maine… of course I’ve seen 10 inches 😉

  • Klancy
    January 25, 2020 at 1:38 am

    Douchecanoe

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