We have obtained the call to the cops that shitdick David Leavitt made from the Swansea Target after they wouldn’t let him steal a tooth brush and he subsequently shamed the manager named Tori on his Twitter account with 210K followers.
Remember over the summer when the SJW outrage of the day was over people like David calling the cops on black people over harmless things? Turns out it happens to white people too.
I knew he would sound like a chode, but his voice is somehow more pathetic than his tweets.
Shitdick: This is not an emergency at all, but I’m at the Target in Swansea and I’m trying to make a purchase. They have it advertised as a price and they’re not honoring the price. And the store manager is saying that they can’t honor the price. And I showed them the Massachusetts state website that says that they have to honor the price that’s listed in the sign.”
Dispatcher: Yup.
(Awkward silence)
Dispatcher: So if they’re not honoring it there’s nothing we’re gonna be able to do if they don’t wanna honor it. You’re probably gonna have to go through the BBB or something along those lines
Shitdick: It says it on the Massachusetts.gov website for retailers that it’s state law that they have to honor the price that’s listed on the signs.
Dispatcher: OK. Alright, we’ll send an officer.
Shitdick: Umm….yea…I mean, it’s not an emergency so it’s not a rush. I tried asking them multiple times to honor the price.
Dispatcher: Alright we’ll send someone over.
He should be arrested for using the police line for non-police business. I know he’s dumb, but he’s not THAT dumb. He knew he was trying to steal that tooth brush, and he knew the cops wouldn’t be able to do anything about it. He just called them as part of his bullying campaign against Target Tori.
The real awkward part here is that shitdick works in the same plaza as Target Tori. He is gainfully employed at the Marshall’s in Swansea, so he’ll probably keep seeing her. Evidently they moved him there from the Marshfield Marshall’s to the one in Swansea after he got confronted by another low wage worker whose boss was publicly shamed on his Twitter because she wouldn’t let him steal a soda.
It would be a real shame if that happened again, or if people started fucking with his job the way that he fucked up Target Tori’s job.
Let’s also not overlook the factor that you could argue that Marshall’s and Target are in some ways competitors. Target has more diverse crap, but they’re both basically one step up from Walmart/JC Penny. Why is an employee of Marshall’s trying to steal from a competitor and weaponizing his Twitter account to attack employees of that competitor?
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67 Comment(s)
Wait wait wait. This guy has over 200k twitter followers, blue check mark, and is an “award winning multimedia journalist”. Yet he has to work as a cashier at Marshall’s?
I don’t feel bad for this cum dumpling
Congrats to all Involved that have absolutely destroyed this weasel on Twitter. Going through his recent tweets it is nearly impossible to find a single comment that doesn’t refer to Target, toothbrushes or the babe Tori. Great job!
“Hold onto your cock when you deal with these desert people!”
-Junior Soprano
This is what happens when you democratize “voice of the voiceless” ordinary peoples’ opinions with all these social media apps. You empower the absolute stupidest, most uneducated people on the planet to believe their voice should matter the same as everyone else. Does this guy even have a high school diploma? I wouldn’t trust this man to fetch me a coffee. Hell hes probably too stupid to even be a town cop
If Target had made him use the pay phone, to drop his own shekel to call the police, this incident would have ended there. David is a creature of his (S)mother, like so many other Jewish girls by their 12th birthday, feckless and emasculated.
Shit on his girlfriends ugly face,.
Tsk tsk tsk.
What a cunty-Karen.
Cashier : “That’ll be $10.45 for the box of extra-absorbent tampons.”
David : “Actually, I found them on the same shelf as the toothpaste – so it’s $5.”.
Cashier : “…”
David : “I’m calling the police – I don’t like your attitude.”.
Get Fucked,
Finn
I know you’re not supposed to fuck around with a man’s car, but he’s not a man he’s a soy boy faggot who probably owns a Bluetooth controlled butt plug.
I used to do this in high school… in addition to dropping random empty 9mm shell casings in the hallways during class changes, stink bombs after lunch got out, And put epoxy in the door locks of the teachers bathroom doors. God I hated high school.
Flash forward from 1996 to 2020:
Put epoxy in his drivers side door lock so every time he has to get into his car is has to go through the passenger side door. Maybe epoxy the trunk lock so he has to fold down the rear seats to get access to the trunk. He’s to cheap to get it fixed so he’ll look like a fucking faggot that he is.
Most cars have keyless entry today but a mothball or a can of cola work wonders in the gas tank.
What year car do you drive that you still have door and trunk locks? Still in that beater you drove to high school in the 90s?
Loser…
What the fuck is “Flash forward”? Its Fast forward you dipshit.
How did Heinrich Himmlet miss this cocksuckers family
Go look at his instagram its all posts of free shit he got from different company’s for his ” amazing” reviews
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Someone should call the Marshalls where he works and engage in social engineering to find out if or when he will be at work. Then go there and troll him hard, like rip the price tag off a sweater then demand you get it for free.
Little known fact…..Hitler used to love Jewish people until he met one like David. It kind of soured his opinion of them.
Fuck David Leavitt
Hey dick bag if he did that he would be in the registry.
The man’s just trying to survive in this dictatorship.
Fuck off Captain Binghamton, and your buddy Shifferbrains too!!!
voice sounds like he is gurgling jizz and he up talks like 15 year old girl
In just seven days, I could make him a man.
I must admit I get quite randy when I look at David’s picture. Oh, to be young and single.
You could go back to riding Deval’s miniature peepee
in your teepee
Don’t give that snowflake the price gun Marshalls. He will be making up 1 cent prices and checking himself out. 33 cents… and im OUT!
Imagine if Tori started dropping mud pies in the Marshalls parking lot
Thats Hot
Can we please publish Leavitt’s address and what car he drives. I’ma go fuck him up.
Mr Gzinna, please notify me if you are able to obtain David’s address. Thank you.
Then you can get all liquored up and drive over in your hybrid granolamobile.
Pshaw!
Ima gonna scalp da mofo
That fucking voice. What is it with all of the whining? I’m sorry but that particular thing is so true. Whiny little boys that cry too much grow into whiny men that complain about literally everything. Can someone from the tribe explain this?
Can we get David Leavitt to say “I can set the dialogue of the city”.
Even if his argument was valid, it would be a legal CIVIL matter, not a criminal matter. Police deal with criminal, not civil matters, and you call the cops, you fucking idiot.
Oh stop it on the cops, they’re happy to send someone down there every time. Much of their job is revenue generating bullshit like this until it isn’t. The fucking he perpetrates is on the taxpayer.
It gets tallied as a call, they keep track of the number of calls, they use those calls for budgeting purposes next year. If they charge out to the municipality at say $1000 per call (every muni is different, Im making that number up), cha-ching!, we’ve made a thousand bucks on some twatboy and his toothbrush in Target.
Another expert in policing. So th wool ice make money from the calls they respond to? Good Lord you can’t be that stupid. People like you vote these morons into office that are ruining America
Sorry for the sausage fingers this morning. But this guy is an idiot
Betty you’re a stupid ass
Betty has the be the douche this story is about. I’m hoping there aren’t that many people walking around that are that ignorant.
Come on Betty – get back in rehab and get back off of the sauce
Some people are just born assholes, obviously this guy is one of them. Tori on the other hand just seems like a rational well-adjusted young lady. Good for her.
Every time I see that gay wig shot I want to fracture an orbital socket.
You’re all a bunch of racist lunatics who REFUSE to acknowledge climate change and REFUSE to acknowledge that some people should be given $1000 a month even if they don’t want to get a job. You are all horrible people with no sympathy for your neighbors.
And no matter how hard you try to be their friends they will mock you and downvote you. You can change your name a hundred times and every time you show up with a new name they’ll torment you and will never accept you.
White privileged piece of loser
Filthy jigaboo welfare collecting leach
Black privilege is more accurate.
No one here is rude to black people. They’re rude to porch monkeys, tar babies, nig nogs, jiggaboos, spear chuckers, nappy-haired hoes, knuckle draggers, and coons.
They are not rude to black people. Get it right.
You forgot pickaninnies.
Hey Bop
You forgot boneheads and spooks
This fuckin guy!
Since when is it a crime to call someone a porch monkey. My Grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I would sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors. I’ve always used it to descride lazy people , not lazy black people.
I’ll take this comment to be sarcasm, because if it isn’t, then *cringe*
Hopefully the Natick mad shiter will makes 8 visits to his work location.
After he visit $5.99 Chinese Buffet, right Lee?
Actually, Marshall’s is the place where you work while waiting for a position to open up at Target…
And Target Tori seems a delightful young lady with a lot going for her, so far removed from the usual Turtleboy Clientele. So long as she doesn’t give it all to the PURR Cat Cafe I’m good.
A cunt. An absolute cunt.
I could almost hear the dispatcher thinking to himself “who gives a fuck??” and rolling his eyes through that whole exchange
David does sound even more pathetic than I thought he would. Incidentally, Target Tori’s on Twitter now saying that she wants to “pay it forward”. Is it just me… or is that really obnoxious? It’s like… bitch you work at Target… nobody will think less of you if you take the money and run honey. All the people that gave you money… want YOU to have it. Because you were subjected to this douche-donkey David. Whatev.
Hi Chris!
Meow!!!!
Meeeeeeeeeow!! Goodnight Peter
Good morning Chris great observations. Unfortunately we live in a world with people who aren’t as intelligent and as well educated as yourself. That being said I suppose the only question left to ask you is have you ever seen ten inches and what’s your email?
10 inches? Of snow? I live in Maine… of course I’ve seen 10 inches 😉
Douchecanoe