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We Have Turned Into A Society Of Snitches And Assholes Who Think They Can Stop Me From Traveling To Cape Cod 


I was a good team player at first. I supported the lockdown because I thought it was the right thing to do to stop the spread of the commie cold. I still think it was the right move, but that’s because I was told it would last a few weeks and they’d be sending us checks. Now it’s basically gonna go on indefinitely and we know that Dr. Fauci and the scarf lady think that it’s an “inconvenience.”

I’m sure these are very smart people, but they’re not economists and they’re not elected leaders. They are doctors. Doctors always tell you to stop doing shit, even if it’s not realistic. Foot hurts from running? Don’t run. They’re not therapists who teach you techniques about how to keep running while managing the pain. And the fact of the matter is that if we keep shutting everything down for an indefinite amount of time then we’re gonna be in the greatest depression in world history. We can’t just put businesses in the freezer like thawed meat and take them out when it’s over. People’s jobs aren’t coming back.

Ya know who I’d love to hear from at the next Trump briefing? An economist. Or someone who studied the constitution. Because I’ve seen the charts and curves about how many people are supposedly gonna die from this, but I haven’t heard from any experts about how many jobs are gonna be lost and how many won’t be coming back. I’d like to get an estimate on the increase in suicides, foreclosures, and deaths expected from the greatest unemployment rate in American history.

Most people telling us that we need to “shut it all down” are getting paid either way. This is a socialist paradise right now. Dr. Fauci and company will keep getting checks, as will every single elected official, bureaucrat, and reporter spreading fear and panic.

The people telling me to do this are the same people who told me it was racist to not go to a Chinese restaurant three weeks ago. They’re the same people who said that it was racist to cut off travel from China. They’re the same people who tell me it’s racist to point out that this is mostly China’s fault. They’re the same people who lied and said that masks don’t work. The people telling me that I can’t go for a walk outside are the ones who see nothing wrong with allowing this to happen in New York City every single day:

They wanna ban me from going to my friend’s house but you’re allowing millions of people to pack into public transportation like sardines. That has to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

Meanwhile the media is posting stupid shit like this:

Oh no!! People in North Dakota and Wyoming aren’t locking down!! If they don’t lock down in Wyoming we’re all gonna die!

Ho. Lee. Fuck.

Every single day I wake up to messages like this in the inbox:

Oh no!! A little girl touching something!! We’re all gonna die.

This is insane people. We have turned into a society of snitches and that should scare you a lot more than a virus that we really don’t even know much about, because we have no idea how many people have the bug, and thus no way to know what percentage of people die when they get it. This mind blowing GIF scares me much, much more than the Chinese coronavirus.

So does this.

And this.

And this.

And this

And this.

And edicts saying you can’t drive with more than two people in a car.

Then there’s this bullshit:

Rhode Island attempted to keep out New Yorkers, then found out they couldn’t so they banned everyone. Jokes on them because Rhode Island was full of diseased people long before the commie cold came around.

Newsflash – Rockport and Cape Cod are part of the United States of America. You don’t get to quarantine gigantic swaths of land. You don’t get to tell people they can’t travel freely in a free country. If I wanna go to Cape Cod, then I’m going to Cape Cod. I pay federal and state taxes which means I have just as much of a right to go anywhere I feel like going in this state and this country.

Meanwhile the government is still allowing you to purchase lottery tickets and lines at stores are being held up by assholes asking for “fohhhh numba fives, two number twelves, and a pack of Newpahhht one hunidz.” Becaue God knows we can’t stop ripping off dumbass people with scratch tickets. That’s essential for the government to continued to pay us to do nothing and suck off their tit indefinitely.

Gun stores are being closed because the Second Amendment isn’t essential. Protests are banned because the First Amendment isn’t essential. But scratch tickets and abortion are essential. Makes sense.

I often wondered how a society could allow millions of Japanese-Americans to be put into internment camps for years during WW2, but I’m starting to understand it now. As long as the people are being told that their lives are at risk they’re willing to throw out the constitution completely and turn this country into a police state full of snitches.

I was willing to be a team player, and I still am, but there’s no team here. This has to end soon. I don’t know what the solution is, but if I’m Trump I tell my team to come up with a solution. The first person to say, “lock it down” without an end date gets fired, because that’s not a solution.


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92 Comment(s)
  • Right Wing Death Squad
    April 8, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    What a lot of people fail to recognize is that many people won’t be going back to work just because we end the shutdown. It’s not that simple. We built an economy based on mindless production and consumption of nonessential goods. It’s a house of cards and it’s about to come crashing down. You think someone that works at a movie theater or some expensive lingerie store is going back to work like nothing happened? We’re all going to be fighting over jobs in healthcare, infrastructure, and agriculture

  • Right Wing Death Squad
    April 8, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    This coming from the guy that liked to talk shit about people like me for using the word snitch and rat. Glad to see he’s starting to recognize the stupidity behind tanking the economy over the flu though.
    There’s going to be serious repercussions even if we all went back to work tomorrow. We could be looking at 50% unemployment and tens of millions of homeless. To avoid that maybe they’ll make the $ printer go brrrr and we’ll get to see what hyperinflation looks like. We’re going to see a lot more death from our insane response than we ever would’ve from the virus even with them inflating the numbers,which we know they’re doing, and if we had just acted like we normally do during flu season. Of course that’s just the deaths from economic collapse and social isolation, who knows how many will die when we start a war with China to try and dig ourselves out of the depression we created for ourselves. This shit is just getting started

  • Have I mentioned how much I hate the Cape?
    April 8, 2020 at 12:04 am

    A population LOADED with sex offenders and liberal, artsy fartsy freaks.
    More heroin use per capita than Amsterdam (almost).
    Methadone clinics and shelters stretched to their limit.
    Tourist priced bullshit.
    A thoroughly fucked up trip to get there in the peak season, still a shit ride in the off season.
    Generally weird inhabitants all year round.
    Yeah, what’s not to love about Cape Fucking Cod?
    They want to close the bridges? That’s nice.
    I wish they’d get knocked down and the whole shitty place be declared a foreign country.
    I hate the Cape so very, very much. The Kennedys can hole up in their compound and keep the place.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      April 8, 2020 at 2:46 am

      Regarding the Kennedys: Hopefully they all continue to utilize canoes and small aeroplanes.

  • Stunt Penis
    April 7, 2020 at 8:42 am

    Lauren looks a great deal like Kate Hudson did around the same age (20’s). Personally, I do not think she’s smoking hot. She’s certainly not a bad looking woman. She does look hotter in the mask than not IMO (For the same reason women look hot in skirts that are slightly above the knee. It gives you enough eye candy visually and your mind fills in the rest.)

    Her facebook pics are a mix, some make it look like she has a decent figure while others make her look a little chunky. Again, sort of like Kate Hudson, if you’ve ever seen her around the same age she carried extra weight in her hips/ass and had smaller breasts.

    Dark eyebrows do not mean she dyes her hair. I’ve dated enough real blondes to know their hair color varies. Her hair color is somewhat unusual in the picture (silvery blonde) which adds to the illusion of hotness.

    Still most definitely wood.

    Speaking of Lauren…. UTB… How’s Maude making out these days? Has she posted to facebook that she’s a COVID-19 survivor?

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 7, 2020 at 2:49 am

    the need to “shut it all down” appeals to angry people, and resonates with a step beyond Socialism and into Fascism (it’s been a long time coming, and any lit fuse will do). that kid in Wyoming seems to grasp this, and we could all soon be wearing blue shirts and camo pants if he has his way.

    PS that’d be 120,000 people of Japanese descent.

  • TBhasgoneFullOnDouchebag
    April 7, 2020 at 2:00 am

    You compiled a bunch of bullshit to add it to the story of how lifelong residents of the cape are being put at risk by rich summer people from hot spot NY. What’s the difference in people wanting to protect there families from New Yorkers, From when we all wanted to protect ourselves from China tourists? It’s common sense people leaving a hot zone most likely have it. They arrive and go straight to the grocery store and liquor store. Then there out at convenience stores coffee shops going to the beaches like there on vacation. All the while risking the lives of our families. I used to like you TB but this proves ur an entitled fucking douchbag. People with NY plates are everywhere here and there not Quarantineing.

    • Silencio Dogood
      April 7, 2020 at 2:54 am

      The Cape also has a large at risk population of grey heads, with a single hospital and it’s new reefer truck morgue. i was surrounded by NY’s two weeks ago, but they seem to have left with the tide and good riddance, but shutting down the bridges is a bridge too far, and no solution to peoples’ stupidity.

  • curt
    April 6, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    COVID: It’s not one thing, it’s not one disease

    by Jon Rappoport

    April 1, 2020

    I keep pounding on this, because it’s the main illusion, and it’s the hardest illusion to dispel. People hang on to it like a life raft.

    The stage magicians present the “pandemic” as one disease with one cause, and people buy in immediately.

    Some people who reject the coronavirus as the cause present ANOTHER single cause—they’re falling for the basic con job.

    There are people in Wuhan who have pneumonia because of the horrendous air quality in the city. There are people in New York who have ordinary flu-like illness. There are people in Italy who have histories of multiple, long-term, serious health conditions—pneumonia, flu, cardiac problems, kidney problems—made far worse through treatment with toxic drugs. There are people in hospitals around the world who, after being diagnosed with COVID, are dosed with powerful toxic antiviral drugs. There are people on breathing ventilators who are being given too much oxygen and too much pressure—and their lungs collapse. There are perfectly healthy people who are testing positive for the virus because the test is irreparably flawed…
    blog nomorefakenews com

  • Your a Xenophobe
    April 6, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    • Chuck Fina
      April 15, 2020 at 9:26 pm

      You ass.

  • Advertisements for myself
    April 6, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    How many thousands more guys will head for the Cape tomorrow with the hope of getting an in-person look at Lauren? Nice job, Lauren, if you really meant it.

  • Stay in your lane
    April 6, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    TB, you know you’re normally my boy, but shut the fuck up with the hippie bullshit about the Japanese internment camps. Anybody with a modicum of intelligence knows that the Imperial Japanese government and military was EXTREMELY capable of sending soldiers or spies in plain clothes into the US to sabotage, destroy and kill any number of things. Their hallmark of the entire war was ingenuity, brutality, and ruthless commitment. I’m glad more thick-skinned personalities than yours were calling the shots back then.

  • Goddamn hypocrites
    April 6, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    Fuck Lauren Greaves in her hypocritical ass. Bitch, this is a world emergency. Not a chance to get more clout on social media, you narcissistic cunt.

  • Living Like an Illegal and Loving It!
    April 6, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    If you’re not sick you should be having the time of your life it’s April the weather is getting better the roads are quiet and if your getting paid to watch shows, movies, comedy, nap and work in your yard or exercise. Finally I get to live like an illegal alien and I like it, no I love it! Don’t want to go back to my crap job and death defying commute.

    The moment Leftist figure out they are paying heterosexual white men to stay home the entire program will be canceled and taxes will be doubled.

  • JP
    April 6, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Who the fuck wants to go to Cape Cod in April for a vacation ? Seriously that place sucks in July. Cold, overpriced, over crowded beaches, one lane roads that had a hard time handling Model T’s in 1925, little general stores that are a complete ripoff, a bunch of elderly people that look like Elizabeth Warren (yes the men too) and some heroin. What a fun fucking place ! I hope a tidal wave wipes it from existence.

  • Nazi Germany
    April 6, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    these are morons that think they’re making a difference when in reality, they sound like the SS targeting jewish businesses in the Warsaw Ghetto.

  • Patrick
    April 6, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    This is probably the best article you’ve ever written , our rights are being taken away right in front of our faces , Ben Franklin said those that give up freedom for safety deserve and get neither, he is right.

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 6, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    Lauren, I’ve got a fridge full of beer, Want to make an old man happy?

  • Perfect time for a vacation
    April 6, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Are all the members of the House and Senate holed up in their houses in DC with their families? Fuck no. They shut down and scattered like cockroaches when a light comes on. No doubt all secluded in their lake/ beach houses or house up in the mountains.

    If these assholes had any dignity they would be showing up and passing legislation to help the country get through this.

    But hell no. The virus is close to or at it’s
    peak and they are nowhere to be found.
    Cowards, all of them.

  • Jordis
    April 6, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    This girl who relies on every cosmetic expense that’s out there because she wasnt born with natural beauty…wants everyone to stay home? Her high maintenance look proves she cant even take her own advice!
    Maybe not post OUTDOORS with eye lash extensions and freshly dyed hair telling people to stay home?

    • Woody Would
      April 6, 2020 at 8:33 pm


    • Enough already
      April 6, 2020 at 9:04 pm

      Exactly. Another worthless dumb bitch that lives off her looks and contributes exactly NOTHING to the world.

  • Look E Here
    April 6, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    I’m sure Cape Cod residents want you hanging around in their neighborhoods just as much as you want Ricans and Blacks coming and hanging out in your neighborhood ya idiot.

  • Not safe in the water
    April 6, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    People should not be traveling to the Islands if they don’t absolutely have to. This is not about taxes or property rights, it is about public safety for all.

    Nantucket has one hospital with 14 beds and no intensive care unit. Martha’s Vineyard Hospital has 25 beds and 3 intensive care units.

    Both hospitals have issued statements informing the general public that they do not have the resources needed to treat even a fraction of the expected cases.

    MVH has already airlifted several COVID-19 positive patients to Boston hospitals. What happens when those hospitals can no longer accept transfers, or your insurance won’t cover the cost of a $20k MedFlight?

    We all need to shelter in place and use common sense. The virus doesn’t travel, people do. STAY HOME.

    • Boe Jiden
      April 6, 2020 at 6:01 pm

      Read the Covid Stats from The Diamond Princess the True Island in the Ocean and understand the Fakts. Let’s not Acquiesce. The remedy is now quickly becoming worse than the Virus. One chooses the Island Life not the other way around. Will people now travel to said Islands? One might wonder

    • Come on out
      April 6, 2020 at 9:05 pm

      On the other hand, the islands’ increasing number of billionaires are always welcome.

  • Karma where are you?
    April 6, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    TB needs to be told what to do he’s like an Iraq vet failure. Where’s the karma guy to explain this?

    • Nee Chi
      April 6, 2020 at 10:34 pm

      Karma is on his other post. The one covered in awful comments…

      This is such a reflection on the current state of these shitty stories.

      Have fun:)

  • Captain Trips
    April 6, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    This bitch will be a blood covered hood ornament if she gets in my way on my way to getting to OZ!

  • Boe Jiden
    April 6, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    It is not out of the realm of possibilities that humanity is acquiescing to hysteria. One only needs to read about The Dutch Tulip Crisis or The Salem Witch Trials to understand how it may occur. To believe humanity is giving in as it has before is not unreasonable. One should merely view it as a consideration. Who is to truly say? When one considers that the highest end death rate is .625 of the population it maybe of concern that the consequences (death count) of the economic loss may outweigh the the death count of the virus itself. One factor not considered in all of this is asymptomatic cases (close to half). One may look further for example is Suicide. Is the media quantifying those that kill themselves due to financial ruin or loneliness?
    How does one quantify death vs living? The media is fixated on the number of those dead. Again, It is only something to consider while humanity hides. Will there be global consequences and a higher death toll due to the economic repercussions?

  • randiguy2006
    Wait whut?
    April 6, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    I agree. Society is getting bad.

    Pretty soon someone will probably have a blog that snitches on illegal handicapped parkers.

  • randiguy2006
    April 6, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    You have zero self-awareness
    This ENTIRE blog exists for snitching, you idiot.

    • Snatch Snitch
      April 6, 2020 at 8:35 pm

      Ha ha it really is a snitch snatch website but some of it well deserved.

  • randiguy2006
    April 6, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Jesus Christ, stay in your basement another month you loser.

    Exactly how did this affect your life in ANY way? Cant make court dates?

  • Jordis
    April 6, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Today a more than financially stable Older individual in an upper class neighborhood (Padanaram) posted in the Nextdoor app that kids are riding their bikes around…unmasked.

    It’s come down to this. How dare kids go outside and get fresh air in upper class neighborhoods…they may be contagious! The real problem is they don’t like kids in their neighborhoods. They do like micromanaging everyone’s rights.

  • Oil Can Boyd
    April 6, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Yo Skank: whattup with the jet black eyebrows with the blonde hair, hate that look when the drapes don’t match the carpet. Still tho, I would, but only to push her stool in like a gentleman.

  • Wrong side of History
    April 6, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    Your President is a MONSTER. Your grandparents are rolling over in there grave. Biggest Stain on a president in the history of our country. Honestly, how can you look at yourself in the mirror? Your a embarrassment to anybody who has ever fought for this country. Trump will go down as the biggest scoundrel ever to hold office. That’s a fact.

    • Dick LaBone
      April 6, 2020 at 2:53 pm

      YOUR president was a spear chucking infidel. DJT is the best thing to happen in our country in modern history.

      • Truth
        April 6, 2020 at 3:35 pm

        We seen him throw a baseball. No way he’s chucking a spear.

    • YouTwat
      April 6, 2020 at 3:30 pm

      YOU’RE an embarrassment and proof that education system has improved.

    • Amanda Sawyer
      April 6, 2020 at 4:02 pm

      My son is a monster and a criminal.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 6, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      Please kill yourself ASAP. Trump is great! You leftists deserve to die slowly of starvation. None of you work anyway.

  • TBisaRetard
    April 6, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    TB I’m starting to think ur a faacking retard.

    Go by any grocery store on Cape and you see a ton of people with NY plates. Not quarantining like they’ve been told to do but going into stores, no masks no gloves. Spreading the shit to us.

    • ShelbyGT40
      April 6, 2020 at 3:05 pm

      I agree. This post is childish and ignorant. A total 180 from previous posts. And if everyone thought that way this thing would wipe the world out in a heartbeat.

    • Kim Dong Ill
      April 6, 2020 at 3:34 pm

      Please move to North Korea you dumb CunTTTTTT.

      • kingsraisins
        April 6, 2020 at 5:21 pm

        You’re absolutely right; the entire world would be wiped out by a virus with a mortality rate far under 1%.

    • Baader Meinhof
      April 6, 2020 at 3:50 pm

      Only starting? He’s maybe the dumbest person who thinks he’s smart.

    • Paul Revere's Harley
      April 6, 2020 at 9:06 pm

      Thank you. Fuck New York, and fuck New Yorkers. Scum of the earth right now.

      • Build the Wall around NYC metro
        April 7, 2020 at 9:59 am

        Right now? Any time, New Yokkahs are a plague on their own. Anyone who can cheer for the Jets will Cheer for De blassio, Cuomo, Coronavirus if it hurts Trump, $2k/month single room apartments, crotch-to-ass subway cars. When this is over build a wall around NYC parts of Ct and NJ.

  • Dr. No
    April 6, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    My favorite is “so and so died from complications due to corona virus” which is basically saying dude had some other horrible disease they were slowly dying from but this pushed up the time table a little, horrible but it’s not the same as dying straight up from it, not even close.

  • Bright Side
    April 6, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Look on the bright side dude.
    You never have to worry about people coming into your town because your town is gay.

  • Stunt Penis
    April 6, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    if the blond were face-down in a pillow she wouldn’t need a mask

  • Kerry Taylor
    April 6, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Isolate healthcare workers who have not shown symptoms yet for the incubation period then test. When they return make sure they have proper ppe when entering an isolated rm.We isolate people who enter our facility after a long walk through all the units and then us cnas enter with our one flimsy mask that we have been issued for the week and gloves that don’t properly fit. We then remove all the hospital bedding because they either came from the ed or were in the hospital for something broken. They either been tested right away or screened at the hospital (meaning temp. was taken and asked a few questions) I know there’s nothing called a false negative, but I think about the time my son went to the doctors for a soar throat and the rapid came back negative but sent to the lab came back positive the 2nd time he had strep both came back negative 4 days later returned to the doctor and sure enough was positive because 1st time to early to detect. Just recently healthcare workers were tested in a hospital near me one worker tested negative and is now in icu. Not snitching just informing.
    I take home 500 every other week due to no babysitter to pick up more hours and being raped in taxes, not that I necessarily want to be there more. Meanwhile I know the only ones bouncing back are the ones in office and welfare recipients who received almost double in food stamps and are also receiving the supplement check for themselves + 500 for every crotchfruit they have. Others and myself will be raped more in taxes to pay it back there is no team it is every blue collar worker for themselves.
    I hope that little girl had fun and good for her mom.

  • Victory Lane
    April 6, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    2 things:
    1. If we are going to have stay at home orders, it should be all or nothing – not some states & not others. That’s like having a peeing section in your pool.
    2. Lauren can get it. I would just need to tighten up that mask around her mouth to keep her quiet.

  • John Q Public
    April 6, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    For a guy who writes Wareham is on Cape Cod, hop into your Prius and go for a ride.

  • kingsraisins
    April 6, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    This article was on point, TB. This is exactly right. In my community, the Church was handing out drive through Palms. All precautions were taken. Folks still reached out to the town to try and shut the church down. Folks are also outing small businesses and neighbors on social media, trying to shame people if they aren’t perceived to have followed guidelines. Even local elected officials have lost their minds, blasting small businesses and thinking that they run everything. DPH won’t release specific town-wide info anymore due to cyber-bullying, conjecture, and snitching. You want to know how long it took our society to let mob rule govern common sense during this whole thing? About 3 weeks.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    April 6, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Hope that bitch gets hit by a truck!

    • Chad
      April 6, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      Hopefully not before I get to take her to Pound Town.

  • Lenny Montana
    April 6, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    When this is all said and done we’ll probably find out that Dr. Fauci is a Democrat and member of the Resistance. He’s destroying the economy in an attempt to destroy President Trump.

    • Getting ahead in the Dem. party
      April 6, 2020 at 5:55 pm

      According to Jeff Kuhner, Fauci has a history of writing adoring letters to Hillary Clinton.

    • Tom Blackburn
      April 6, 2020 at 7:39 pm

      He was appointed by Reagan and has worked under four republican presidents. Cool take though.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's pandemic team
    April 6, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    I agree with ChrisinShrewsbury. I am getting a little globally warm just looking 🙂

  • Snarky Pete
    April 6, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    What’s wrong with ruining the lives of 350,000,000 people to save a tiny fraction of them?????

  • Thoughts of summer
    April 6, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    They will have successful treatments, antidotes, and vaccines available soon. Then let’s start bombing China, maybe on July 4, and we can watch the fireworks from the beaches. A summer of love.

    • Chesty Puller
      April 7, 2020 at 1:50 am

      Why watch from the beaches?Assault the bitches!

  • HeyYouWhoMe
    April 6, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    So what she deemed herself essential to notify the public of a health crisis. Car washes are essential business and I’d rather see her sexy face than Jose’s at the local scrub-a-dub

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    April 6, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    Everyone asking how long this will go on for: at least November. Longer depending on the outcome of a certain Tuesday.

    • Chris Sales Elbow
      April 6, 2020 at 12:27 pm


  • Nope
    April 6, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    States ought to be entitled to behave like individual republics. That means having the power to exclude foreigners from other states and other nations. Southern New Hampshire would still be a decent place to live had it chosen to deport invading Massholes and ratchets from Lawrence and Lowell.

    That said, if you *own* property in, say, Cape Cod, you sure as hell ought to be able to use and enjoy it. Otherwise it is akin to eminent domain. If Cape Cod can afford to pay you fair market value to bar you from your own home, then fine.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      April 6, 2020 at 8:46 pm

      Actually, they already do. The lemmings that believe everything the media tells them has convinced them that Trump & the Feds are in charge and responsible. Wrong!

      States own everything going on and the reactions to it. Shutdowns, shortages on PPE, millions out of work, etc – ALL on the states.

      Trump & the Feds did what they could by stopping Chinese coming here at the end of January (while the Dems were wasting time and resources on impeachment), and are now putting our grand and great-grandkids in unsurmountable debt by handing money out to every special interest and person that pays little to no taxes.

      Most of the jobs lost are never coming back. China was so threatened by Trump and his America first/drain the swamp policies that they tanked the world’s economy to keep him from being re-elected. And it might work. Dems have been jumping for joy once they woke up and realized China and Russia are on their side.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      April 8, 2020 at 3:00 am

      Another point: With this foolishness a naturally born citizen and taxpayer can be stopped and questioned about State of origin, destination and intent, while it is still improper to inquire on those same topics of an “undocumented” visitor, even if the stop is proper.

      The downward spiral of society continues.

  • Hoping
    April 6, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    Wahhhhhh, I can’t stay home for 6 weeks. The world’s gonna end. TB, just go get infected, then get back to us….

    April 6, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    “Doctors always tell you to stop doing shit, even if it’s not realistic. Foot hurts from running? Don’t run.”

    Doctors, well, maybe just the ones that are shills for the drug industry, will prescribe some oxys for you.

    And when your blood pressure gets bad because you aren’t exercising, well, there’s another prescription for that.

    And when you get depressed when you get fat from not exercising, there’s another prescription for that.

    And when you get fatter because of the side effects of the combinations of the drugs, there’s bypass surgery, and hip replacement surgery.

  • Lake Flaccid
    April 6, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Agree with most. However, The vacation to the Cape or any trip for pleasure can wait till we all know what the fuck is going on.
    Clearly NOONE knows what the fuck is going on!

    Also, I don’t recall anything even remotely close to this during H1N1.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      April 8, 2020 at 3:05 am

      Possibly because a Democrat was in office and the media practiced consideration for Dear Leader and his Legacy?

  • MakeItStop
    April 6, 2020 at 11:50 am

    Its a good thing that the hundreds of people in Massachusetts government with he title of Third Deputy Assistant Vice Commissioner of———– are all still drawing big paychecks to sit at home (oh wait, that’s what they were mostly doing before the virus came here).

    Long past time to level these state departments, agencies and quasi-public agencies and make them start with a zero budget and prove the need for every cent.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    April 6, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Casual Observations

    1) Lauren Greaves is smoking hot
    2) Is it weird that I think she’s hotter with the mask on?

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 6, 2020 at 11:46 am

    The girl on the bridge with the sign is a major league smoke-show.

    However, there’s some massive irony that she’s stood on a bridge on the public highway with a sign saying #StayHome

    Are we to believe that she lives on that bridge and it is her home? And if not, why isn’t the stupid bint following her own instructions and #StayingHome ?


    • Ted Bundys VW
      April 6, 2020 at 11:49 am

      She wont be there for long……

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        April 6, 2020 at 12:07 pm

        Funny how Turtle Boy and Ted Bundy have the same initials.

        And you never see them in the same room together.

        Some sort of cover up? I think we should be told.


        • Ted Bundys VW
          April 6, 2020 at 12:10 pm

          100% false

      • Jozef Fritzl
        April 6, 2020 at 4:15 pm

        Fucking hilarious, locking her in the basement is kind of like quarantining.

  • JD
    April 6, 2020 at 11:40 am

    Fucking idiotic post.

  • The Great Cornholio
    April 6, 2020 at 11:35 am

    T-Minus 35 rolls of TP for my bunghole and counting.

    Do not infuriate the great Bungholio!!!

  • Matt Corridori
    TB changes mind
    April 6, 2020 at 11:34 am

    Who wrote this??? I agree with this blog but this is the complete opposite of what you (Turtleboy) have been saying. Welcome to the Libertarian party.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 6, 2020 at 11:31 am

    I’d be fine with a Ted Bundy type picking up that blonde skank on the bridge.

    • Ted Bundys VW
      April 6, 2020 at 11:39 am

      I’m on it S.T. Enroute.


      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        April 6, 2020 at 6:50 pm

        So you’re like Herbie Fully loaded except Lindsey Lohan is bound and gagged and you just drive off into wooded areas I’m assuming?

  • Greta
    April 6, 2020 at 11:26 am

    I understand most of your points and agree with most of them. But I don’t think there is a simple answer. But I do think half ass measures like they are right now are pointless… they need to either lock it down completely and set up wide spread testing and tracking… or just open it up… the half ass measures are not going to work and will drag it out wayy too long.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      April 6, 2020 at 12:02 pm

      This post is way too sensible.

      So, I’ll just say “Off you fuck”.

  • Wait
    April 6, 2020 at 11:25 am

    This is a no snitching blog now?

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