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Well, it finally happened:
Police say a man has died after being attacked by a shark off Cape Cod in Massachusetts. Wellfleet Police Lt. Michael Hurley tells The Associated Press a man in his mid-20s succumbed to his injuries following the attack in the waters off Newcomb Hollow Beach in Wellfleet at around noon Saturday. The man was pronounced dead at Cape Cod Hospital in Hyannis. Hurley says state police and the Cape Cod District Attorney’s office are handling the investigation. The beach has been closed to swimming. The attack is the first fatal shark attack in Massachusetts since 1936.
— NBC10 Boston (@NBC10Boston) September 15, 2018
It was really only a matter of time. A shark finally killed someone. As soon as I heard this happen I immediately went on Facebook to see the commentary. And I said for the room to hear, “morons are still gonna be defending sharks.” And just like clockwork….
Fuck sharks. This is not their home. It’s our home. It’s our home because we want it. And we are human beings, we won the Darwinism sweepstakes, so we take what we want. Period. If sharks had our brains they wouldn’t let us live.
Spare me the “this is their home bullshit.” Over 70% of the world is oceans. They can go wherever they want. They choose Cape Cod because of this curse of seals that plagues the coast and brings sharks in, because some idiot politicians wanted to save them too.
Ya know who used to live where my house is? Bears. And coyotes. And dingos, maybe. But they don’t live there anymore because man wanted it. So we took it. And guess what? Bears still exist. We have created national parks specifically so that these beautiful animals don’t get wiped out by civilization, and that’s a great thing. But it doesn’t mean animals get EVERYTHING. We don’t want much. Just some beaches. I don’t want to completely wipe sharks out. They can exist. They just can’t come within 100 feet of a beach where people swim. If they do, they die. We’re talking about building walls on the Mexican border, but everyone’s cool with a shark infestation by sea. Even though sharks don’t pick grapes or clean hotel rooms. Makes sense.
If sharks went extinct tomorrow nothing would change. Another predator would eat all the shit they eat. Orcas I have no beef with. They kill sharks and are the king of the ocean. They don’t menace us at the beach, so they get a pass. They would eat everything sharks wouldn’t if sharks went extinct.
Pretty sad day at the beach today. Amazing effort by everyone who jumped into action to help this young man out. Prayers to him and his family #wellfleet #newcombhollow #sharkattack pic.twitter.com/RJIg4uePSn
— Andrew Jacob (@SoulKontroll) September 15, 2018
If you’re one of these “we have to protect sharks” people, then why not bring back the T-Rex? How did life ever go on once they went extinct? If they were menacing the land the way sharks menace the beaches, would you really want to protect them? Fuck no. “But it’s their home!!!” No, it was their home. Then they overstayed their welcome.
Here’s my solution – let people take guns in the water. You have a right to have a gun in order to protect yourself right? So why shouldn’t you be allowed to protect yourself from sharks? If you go in the woods with a gun and a bear tries attacking you, you shoot it. The water should be no different. You might be willing to surrender Cape Cod to these man killers, but I for one wanna fight.
P.S. It’s not all their fault. They’re just following the food. Time to start killing seals. Not just clubbing them either. Machine gun them. Get them the fuck out of here. Enough is enough.