You might be from Webster when you say something so ridiculous on Facebook that it ends up on Turtleboy Sports. But you’re never, ever leaving Webster if you wear your public humiliation as a badge of courage like our latest hoodrats have decided to do:
Gotta love it. We famous for being white trash grown adults who dress like an extra in a 90’s rap video. This is a good thing. Webduh gonna Webduh.
But apparently we missed one local hoodrat passaround:
Uh-oh!!! Turns out this aspiring Sweaty Betty’s bartender was also at the scene of the crime in Webster but somehow managed to get away by hiding behind the couch and getting crunk!!
Good thing she didn’t get caught, or else she would’ve gotten “reprobated”
Pretty sure the term Meaghan was looking for is “violated probation.” Because I just kind of assume that she’s on probation for something. But “reprobated” is actually a real word, and it actually fits Meaghan Taylor perfectly:
Girl, you were reprobated a long, long time ago.
It’s too bad because she’s kind of a junior smokeshow.
Someday this girl is gonna set the world record for most money outstanding in her child support accounts receivable canteen.
I understand she’s not the brightest bulb, but literally all she has to do is look pretty and not be a total ratchet and she could marry some rich guy. Instead she chose the Webduh life and is stuck choosing between a different Voke-stache to go with her Fireball every weekend. And the only way to go full Webduh trashbag is by having an unlicensed Webster tattoo gypsy draw a third grade art project up and down your leg.
The best part is her career plans:
So let me get this straight Meaghan. You’re working on your CNA license, because you think someone out there actually trusts you to work in healthcare. Luckily if that doesn’t work out you also have an “associates” in criminal law, which will go great your reprobation and general philosophy towards the police:
I’m sure she really has an associates degree too, lol. This chick is like just about everyone who once told me they were gonna sign up for some classes at Quinsig before transferring to Worcester State. It always starts with a conversation like that, but 99% of the time they get right back in their Honda Civic and start selling dime bags of shwagg. So after her dreams of joining law enforcement come crashing down she’ll have to fall back on her “bachelor’s degree in business and law school.” Because that’s a real thing you can get a bachelor’s degree in.
Never change Webster. Never change.
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