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You might be from Webster when you say something so ridiculous on Facebook that it ends up on Turtleboy Sports. But you’re never, ever leaving Webster if you wear your public humiliation as a badge of courage like our latest hoodrats have decided to do:
Gotta love it. We famous for being white trash grown adults who dress like an extra in a 90’s rap video. This is a good thing. Webduh gonna Webduh.
But apparently we missed one local hoodrat passaround:
Uh-oh!!! Turns out this aspiring Sweaty Betty’s bartender was also at the scene of the crime in Webster but somehow managed to get away by hiding behind the couch and getting crunk!!
Good thing she didn’t get caught, or else she would’ve gotten “reprobated”
Pretty sure the term Meaghan was looking for is “violated probation.” Because I just kind of assume that she’s on probation for something. But “reprobated” is actually a real word, and it actually fits Meaghan Taylor perfectly:
“A person rejected by God and beyond hope of salvation.”
Girl, you were reprobated a long, long time ago.
It’s too bad because she’s kind of a junior smokeshow.
Someday this girl is gonna set the world record for most money outstanding in her child support accounts receivable canteen.
I understand she’s not the brightest bulb, but literally all she has to do is look pretty and not be a total ratchet and she could marry some rich guy. Instead she chose the Webduh life and is stuck choosing between a different Voke-stache to go with her Fireball every weekend. And the only way to go full Webduh trashbag is by having an unlicensed Webster tattoo gypsy draw a third grade art project up and down your leg.
The best part is her career plans:
So let me get this straight Meaghan. You’re working on your CNA license, because you think someone out there actually trusts you to work in healthcare. Luckily if that doesn’t work out you also have an “associates” in criminal law, which will go great your reprobation and general philosophy towards the police:
I’m sure she really has an associates degree too, lol. This chick is like just about everyone who once told me they were gonna sign up for some classes at Quinsig before transferring to Worcester State. It always starts with a conversation like that, but 99% of the time they get right back in their Honda Civic and start selling dime bags of shwagg. So after her dreams of joining law enforcement come crashing down she’ll have to fall back on her “bachelor’s degree in business and law school.” Because that’s a real thing you can get a bachelor’s degree in.
Never change Webster. Never change.
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Gonna rub one out to her.
Yo to be honest, whoever runs this website is straight up a fagget lol. I mean for real what kind of pathetic piece of shit runs a website where the only way it receives views is to exploit the most obvious targets. What the fuck are you the national enquirer dude? hahaha what a loser. We all get that you had no friends in high school and this is your way of getting back at the type of kids who bullied you but damn man, that’s something that you should take up with your psychiatrist. Either that or just come out of the closet i guess, whichever comes first lmao. one things for sure, you aint getting NO pussy and one of these days your gonna get knocked RIGHT the fuck out! lol. anyway….haha..try to actually learn a skill set and contribute to society because right now your even lower the people you exploit and not one person is fooled.
Whichever Turtleboy is taking the screenshots should switch to a normal font. This one is painful to read.
This girl: Megan: seems like she has a fighting chance to have a better life (compared to her peers) and it seems she could make something of herself otherwise she wouldn’t be going to college. The other kids seem utterly hopeless and its sad she is associating with them, but she is pretty, appears to have a job and attends school. Maybe she needs people to believe in her and she could potentially succeed. Making fun of her will only cause her to continue to doubt herself and continue to hang out with bad kids. Hopefully she reads this article and decides that she is better than these people and can continue school and live a decent life.
Judging on the company she keeps, I wouldn’t be betting for her – unfortunately.
Yeah! I remember Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting, then he went on to become Ob-Wan Kenobi!
I think she could help me in the lab if she would just apply herself.
Well if anyone did any fact checking, then you would know the perfect game has been closed since Colunbus day weekend .
Actually Perfect Game has been closed since Labor Day weekend back in Sept. They have been advertising on their facebook page for the owners other bar since they closed…
I feel like Webster is the land of no parents. Similar to the town in children of the corn…
The birth-givers left in the before times… We will decide the destiny of the village tonight at carousel…
I’m only stripping to put myself though college… I’m studying psychology with a minor in criminal justice…
You forgot the Medical school strippers!
I went to school with a girl that was a peeler and put herself through med school. She’s a Dr at U Mass now.
Is she still hot? Lol.
I just cant get enough of the sound of a flashlight putting a dent in an empty skull. I need to make an audio loop of it and play it every night to lull me to sleep. ZZZZZzzzzzzzz……….
All these lovely trashbags probably already have trashbag kids in the public schools. If not, they will in 5 years… and their kids are going to be the little shits getting suspended for stabbing kids with pencils or groping teachers.
The only uprising thing here is she was at work and actually has a job
Checked out Meaghan’s facebook page, sorry guys, apparently she’s a lesbian. What a shame
Once again. Our welfare dollars at work
She could make a decent living as a hooker.
I don’t give a fuck. You know, a hole’s a hole. As long as there’s a little heat in there I don’t give a fuck.
I’m still amazed at the why these kids aspire to be wiggers! What or where will that ultimately get you?
1 point Mr. Mambo……0 points Mr. Turtleboy….
It says it right in the article – literally in the fucking article in one of those screen shot facey book things that she works at the “Perfect Game” you two numb-skulls. She wrote it herself. Don’t you read the articles fully before commenting and especially criticizing the author? Come on dudes – reading in fundamental…
Pathetic, 5:16 in the morning…….
Wow – didn’t realize the lights go out after midnight around here. Didn’t get that memo. And exactly what business of it is yours Molly when or what time I chime in here again? You guessed it. None of your business…
Don’t you ever shut the fuck up
I’m always slugging myself in the genitalia.
She wrote it herself but Turtleboy didn’t make a comment on it. The point of that picture was for turtleboy to shit on her aspirations of getting a CNA license. And who the fuck gets up at 5:16 am to comment on Turtleboy. Go back to licking Fiesty’s cunt now.
You’re an idiot. You don’t understand what the article was about so shut the fuck up
You forgot to mention the part that says she bartends at Perfect Game or did you omit that because they advertise on you page. I know Mambo’s doesn’t have ratchets like that getting my corona.
That employment is in fact a key to a lot of this if you follow the clues.
No, they have a very special kind of ratchet at mambo
No she works at Olive Garden in worc
You know she smokes Newports™
Josh Crombie is out of jail. Must have given up some good info. Good for him.
( would hit it
You’re crazy. That coochie is probably looser than a thrift store turtleneck.
Yeah… but I’d bet she does butt stuff….