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Webster Dentist Douchenado Uses Business Facebook Page To Warn People About Dangers Of Legalized Pot And Backfires While Trying To Figure Out How Internet Works

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Legalized weed stores in Leicester and Northampton have been a huge draw for the last few days, but evidently it’s not being welcomed in Webster. At least according to a local dentist’s office owned by Paul Virgadamo, who thought it would be wise to use their dentist office’s Facebook page to go on the Webster, Dudley, Oxford, Thompson Area Forum group and drop this hot knowledge:

That moment when you think you’re commenting with your personal page but you forgot to sign out of your business page. Often happens right in the middle of a never ending nonsensical sentagraph.

So many strong points being made, don’t even know where to start. Let’s start with the fact that a private marijuana business would somehow take tax dollars away from sewage and water. Because apparently the town of Webster will be using your tax dollars to buy ounces of weed for $450. This of course will directly lead to the crime rate going up, because everyone knows that stoners are violent and dangerous felons, and people who can afford to spend $450 on weed are generally the type of people who break into homes. Soon after that will be the pharmacy break ins, because marijuana is an opiate now. After that everyone in Webster will get AIDS (the few who haven’t already gotten a lap dance at the Fuzzy Grape).

Why doesn’t any care about this?

Shockingly their post did not go over as initially planned.

At least this guy agreed with them though:

Murica!! Freedom!! Unless you want to spend your hard earned money on a plant you’d like to smoke in the comfort of your own home.

I’m not sure if Paul or his lovely wife Donna was the one who made this post.

She’s obviously wicked smart since she graduate from the University of Internet.

Either way, they may want to completely abandon the Internet forever, because they clearly aren’t very good at it and decided to double down rather than delete and retreat.

First they lectured everyone about how pot works.

Because obviously they’re experts who have smoked themselves retarded. (it’s OK to use this word if you’re directly quoting a famous line from a movie)

Ya see, unlike other Webduh residents they have dealt with people who are high.

Because dentists never put things in your body that help ease your pain.

Then there was this:

I have no idea what any of that is supposed to mean, but it sounds important.

It appears as if her beef is that Webduh folks are dirt poor, so they’ll never be able to afford the $450 ounces. Which is actually not a bad point, since Webster is notorious for cheap, shitty weed. Whoever is running the dentist’s page just seems to think that the government is now going to subsidize marijuana purchases for residents at a private business.

Whoever was running the page also claims to be a former ER nurse, where she witnessed first hand the trauma that comes from too many bong hits.

“I work in medical professional.” 

That quote alone has CNA written all over it.

Then they decided to post again, this time claiming to have their dog killed in a traumatic car accident caused by a woman who was high……ON POT!!!

That definitely happened.

They continued to get destroyed in the comments so they changed up their tactics and began tagging people under their own comments for seemingly unknown purposes.

Again….

You’ll notice at the bottom it says that commenting is shut off. Apparently everyone was having too much fun, so it had to be put to a stop by an overzealous Facebook group administrator.

That would be this guy:

Everyone who’s ever joined a town Facebook group has dealt with one of these people. They think they’re the Mayor because they’re in charge of a group with 10,000 people in it. Every time people start having fun they chime in with “let’s keep it civil,” which really means, “stop having so much fun.”

He warned people……

But no one listened. They kept trying to have fun.

He was especially upset with our good friend Philip V. Prentiss, because earlier in the day someone made a post trashing a local plumber, so Philip trashed the OP back and had his comment removed.

Generally this is the time when the Facebook group admin has to take out their schmenzer and let everyone know who the alpha male is.

And……he’s banned.

Don’t worry though, we can still see.

After that he threw his hands up in the air and gave up.

People who whine about how hard it is to moderate a group page are the worst. It’s really simple, here’s what you do – let people post whatever they want. If someone wants to trash a plumber then they open themselves up to getting trashed. It’s not brain surgery. And if a dentist wants to come on the page, speaking as their business page, and make complete fools of themselves, then just let people have fun with it.

Or be a cunt. Whatever you prefer. After all, it’s your page.

30 Comment(s)
  • Justin Herahs
    November 26, 2018 at 11:56 am

    Plenty of stoners who are quick to tell you that weed was grown by George Washington, how it can prevent certain forms of cancer, and how it helps with pain management. Those same folks will probably gloss over how weed smoke is just as damaging to the lungs of users and especially to the developing brains of juveniles, or the fact that it is the #1 gateway drug to harder, more addictive drugs. Inhaling smoke into one’s lungs is NEVER healthy, and taking weed in pill form is already showing harmful side effects including memory loss, lethargy, and overall impaired brain function. Much safer than alcohol when behind the wheel of a 4,500 lb SUV…I say give the entire town of Webster plenty of weed, at least it will help them forget what a God-awful hellhole it is they live in.

    • Rockets Redglare
      November 26, 2018 at 1:10 pm

      #1 gateway drug to harder, more addictive drugs. Pure unadulterated bullshit. Yea us stoners like to tell about how Thomas Jefferson smoked weed on his front porch while writing the declaration of independance. One could make a compelling argument the liberties and freedom we enjoy today are because of cannabis.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 26, 2018 at 1:38 pm

      Justin, I bet you think Reefer Madness is a documentary.
      There’s absolutely no reason for pot to be illegal as long as alcohol is legal.

    • Walter Sobchak
      November 26, 2018 at 3:56 pm

      Shut the fuck up, Donny.

    • Sped
      November 27, 2018 at 12:12 am

      And gerber is a gateway food to shoveling devil dogs down your throat.

  • Randall Guy
    November 26, 2018 at 10:32 am

    Drugs are bad.

  • Screw PC
    November 26, 2018 at 9:58 am

    That fat shit who’s the type to run out of breath before finishing an incoherent sentence is actually allowed to fuck with people’s teeth.

    I wouldn’t let her ring up my toilet paper.

  • Mean Guy Posting in the Comments Section
    November 26, 2018 at 9:23 am

    That dude’s wife looks like a haystack with a face.

  • Rockets Redglare
    November 26, 2018 at 7:28 am

    Lets hope he never gets a webcam…

  • Randall. Guy
    November 26, 2018 at 6:53 am

    I like to smoke a big fat joint before getting my rump filled. It’s so relaxing and makes my ass tingle. Looks like many others on here like the same thing. Who knew we had so much in common

  • Head Hertz
    November 26, 2018 at 5:32 am

    why peopledumb so much it letter opener stuck in skull to reade it i cant magine goingt o dent ist whoso dumb very dumb withwife the size WEbster s munchieys\

  • Kim Un Jong
    November 25, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    Reefer addicts are a blight on our society

  • Stunt Penis
    November 25, 2018 at 9:57 pm

    This is simply an example of why old people shouldn’t use the internet.

  • Michelle O
    November 25, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    What’s the good doc’s opinion of obesity, the greatest threat to The health of Americans?

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    November 25, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    I don’t think there was a single English sentence in all of her ranting. she jud plane retardud

  • MrSmiley
    November 25, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Weed or no weed, Webduhduhduh is still a shithole. Ask the Crombie clan

  • Dr. Spaceman
    November 25, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    That kind of thinking is a throwback to the time when the village dentist also gave haircuts and abortions.

  • Judge dread
    November 25, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    Anyone ever see the 90s movies dentist or dentist 2? This dentist dude totally fits the profile of the psycho in the dentist movies. He’s the type that will nitrous oxide 14 year old girls and pull a creepy joe Biden and start to give them a body massage while eating bbq ribs.

    And that cheese hog wife of his; what the fuck is up with that creature? Her face is so red and she looks like she just spit up and entire 16oz ny strip steak and then posed for a photo only before demanding some push push then having a heart attack.

    What the fuck is wrong with Webster?

    • Movie Buff
      November 25, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      Yeah it had Steve Martin as the dentist and Rick Moranis and they had a big plant. It was gigantic actually!

  • Mike
    November 25, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    For everyone frustrated with the ad’s and pop up’s. Use free ad block browser.

  • Kevi's 9 Iron
    November 25, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    You basically make fun of their looks and knock them for expressing their opinion. Some of us stoners think that legalization was a mistake. I buy an ounce of high grade from my dealer for 225. Compare that to 450 IF you can buy more than an 8th. Suckers.

    • Misanthropist
      November 25, 2018 at 8:08 pm

      Just because people would rather wait in long lines and pay twice as much at the store than go through you or your dealer doesn’t mean that legalization was a mistake. A good dealer that keeps it all business and doesn’t expect you to hang out and be friends can be hard to find. That’s why people pay the premium.

  • Get it together turtles
    November 25, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Stick with food stamp fraud and guys in wheelchairs getting knob jobs. These articles lately suck.

  • FreeMaiBoi
    November 25, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    First of all, could TBS please make this page easier to navigate without having to fight off stupid adds tryna get to the comments? Muchas Turtle Thanks

    Second of all, this guy is a dentist. He’s seen what smokin’ weed does to teeth.

    Third of all, I think they should legalize all drugs. Weed out anyone who’s not on the tax rolls .

    Fourth of all, I’m high right now.

    Fifth of all, I like snacks and … I forgot what I was gonna say…

    First of all…. screw it… what page is this?

  • TheBigOldDog
    November 25, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    Who knew you could get all the way through Dental school without ever having to take a single English class?

  • Clitty Litter
    November 25, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    The shop in Websduh will either have a bus stop or “BMX Parking Only” sign out front.
    Probably both.

  • Captain Trips
    November 25, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    His initial post had ‘I’m posting drunk’ written ALL over it

  • Cheech’s Common Sense
    November 25, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    Pot beads are such a huge asset to Massachusetts. Like the one who crashed into the Trooper on the pike killing him. Good for the dentist I think he’s right. If you’re an adult who still smokes weed then ya big loser

  • Confused?
    November 25, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    What’s wrong with what this guy did? What’s going on with TBS? He has a right to say whatever he wants and he is employed and also employs other people too.

    • z
      November 26, 2018 at 9:56 am

      We are just like frogs in boiling water. Things are changing incrementally so we don’t notice. I took a break from here while that stupid redirect that pushed you to another page was present. In those couple of months, this place isn’t that place anymore.

      Just like Facebook (who can drop TBS just because they want to), TBS can change, it’s their right. We don’t have to like it. They want our eyeballs. If the changes result in more eyeballs then good for them, if not sucks to be TBS.

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