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Legalized weed stores in Leicester and Northampton have been a huge draw for the last few days, but evidently it’s not being welcomed in Webster. At least according to a local dentist’s office owned by Paul Virgadamo, who thought it would be wise to use their dentist office’s Facebook page to go on the Webster, Dudley, Oxford, Thompson Area Forum group and drop this hot knowledge:
That moment when you think you’re commenting with your personal page but you forgot to sign out of your business page. Often happens right in the middle of a never ending nonsensical sentagraph.
So many strong points being made, don’t even know where to start. Let’s start with the fact that a private marijuana business would somehow take tax dollars away from sewage and water. Because apparently the town of Webster will be using your tax dollars to buy ounces of weed for $450. This of course will directly lead to the crime rate going up, because everyone knows that stoners are violent and dangerous felons, and people who can afford to spend $450 on weed are generally the type of people who break into homes. Soon after that will be the pharmacy break ins, because marijuana is an opiate now. After that everyone in Webster will get AIDS (the few who haven’t already gotten a lap dance at the Fuzzy Grape).
Why doesn’t any care about this?
Shockingly their post did not go over as initially planned.
At least this guy agreed with them though:
Murica!! Freedom!! Unless you want to spend your hard earned money on a plant you’d like to smoke in the comfort of your own home.
I’m not sure if Paul or his lovely wife Donna was the one who made this post.
She’s obviously wicked smart since she graduate from the University of Internet.
Either way, they may want to completely abandon the Internet forever, because they clearly aren’t very good at it and decided to double down rather than delete and retreat.
First they lectured everyone about how pot works.
Because obviously they’re experts who have smoked themselves retarded. (it’s OK to use this word if you’re directly quoting a famous line from a movie)
Ya see, unlike other Webduh residents they have dealt with people who are high.
Because dentists never put things in your body that help ease your pain.
Then there was this:
I have no idea what any of that is supposed to mean, but it sounds important.
It appears as if her beef is that Webduh folks are dirt poor, so they’ll never be able to afford the $450 ounces. Which is actually not a bad point, since Webster is notorious for cheap, shitty weed. Whoever is running the dentist’s page just seems to think that the government is now going to subsidize marijuana purchases for residents at a private business.
Whoever was running the page also claims to be a former ER nurse, where she witnessed first hand the trauma that comes from too many bong hits.
“I work in medical professional.”
That quote alone has CNA written all over it.
Then they decided to post again, this time claiming to have their dog killed in a traumatic car accident caused by a woman who was high……ON POT!!!
That definitely happened.
They continued to get destroyed in the comments so they changed up their tactics and began tagging people under their own comments for seemingly unknown purposes.
You’ll notice at the bottom it says that commenting is shut off. Apparently everyone was having too much fun, so it had to be put to a stop by an overzealous Facebook group administrator.
That would be this guy:
Everyone who’s ever joined a town Facebook group has dealt with one of these people. They think they’re the Mayor because they’re in charge of a group with 10,000 people in it. Every time people start having fun they chime in with “let’s keep it civil,” which really means, “stop having so much fun.”
He warned people……
But no one listened. They kept trying to have fun.
He was especially upset with our good friend Philip V. Prentiss, because earlier in the day someone made a post trashing a local plumber, so Philip trashed the OP back and had his comment removed.
Generally this is the time when the Facebook group admin has to take out their schmenzer and let everyone know who the alpha male is.
Don’t worry though, we can still see.
After that he threw his hands up in the air and gave up.
People who whine about how hard it is to moderate a group page are the worst. It’s really simple, here’s what you do – let people post whatever they want. If someone wants to trash a plumber then they open themselves up to getting trashed. It’s not brain surgery. And if a dentist wants to come on the page, speaking as their business page, and make complete fools of themselves, then just let people have fun with it.
Or be a cunt. Whatever you prefer. After all, it’s your page.