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Webster Poonstachio With 3 Non-Custodial Kids Who Slept With A Maintenance Guy In Prison For Months Just Remembered That She’s A Victim

Webster Poonstachio With 3 Non-Custodial Kids Who Slept With A Maintenance Guy In Prison For Months Just Remembered That She’s A Victim

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Fox 25 News is doing the only thing they can do when they’re not stealing stories from Turtleboy – doing one sided stories designed to make law enforcement officers look like bad guys, while making junkbox criminal ratchets look like good guys:

Fox 25: A local woman says she was sexually assaulted more than a year ago while incarcerated at the Western Massachusetts Regional Women’s Correctional Center and the man she says did it still faces no criminal charges.  The 26-year-old woman, whom Boston 25 News is only identifying as Brittany, says she was convicted of a misdemeanor in 2016 and landed in a low-security section of the correctional center. Brittany says a maintenance worker wore a badge that also indicated he was a Corrections Officer.

“He made me and a couple of the other girls feel really comfortable. We could say whatever we wanted. He would let us smoke and stuff. I think that’s why a lot of us went out there. It was like a little bit of freedom that we didn’t have,” Brittany told Boston 25 News Anchor Kerry Kavanaugh.

Eventually, Brittany says the extra freedoms came with a cost.

 “When we would go outside with him, he’d always bring a blanket,” said Brittany.

That’s where the alleged sexual assault happens to her and another inmate for months. 

“He was like, well if you don’t do this, you’re gonna go back to higher security,” said Brittany. 

A witness eventually reported what was going on and Brittany spoke with investigators. Attorney Tyler Fox says Brittany hasn’t heard from Hampden County investigators since January. 

“She was threatened. If a staff member has any sexual contact with an inmate, it’s automatically assumed to be coerced. Defense is not consent and a rape charge is appropriate,” said Fox. 

The Hampden County Sheriff’s Office, which operates the facility, says they conducted an internal investigation and terminated the worker. Meanwhile, the DA’s Office confirmed the claims of sexual assault by a former employee are under investigation and were presented by the sheriff’s department. 

A spokesperson said in part:

“I will confirm, claims of sexual assault by a former employee of the Hampden County Sheriff’s Department are currently under investigation. These claims were presented to this office by the Sheriff’s Department.”

“I feel like not many people are going to listen to me because I am an ex-inmate. And that’s not right because I have a voice too,” said Brittany. “I’m a good person, just because I’ve made mistakes doesn’t make me bad.”

Fox says he thought the case would be presented to a grand jury, but the DA’s Office said they can’t comment on any pending grand jury investigation.

So I saw this before on an episode of Orange is the New Black. Big no-no for anyone working in the prison to take an inmate to pound town. I totally believe that some maintenance dude is not above this, and he’s since been relieved which seems to at least prove that the dude did in fact dip his toast in the egg yolk. 

But, with that being said, here’s what a turtle rider alleged in a message they sent us about “Brittany”:

“She’s from Webster, has 3 kids from 3 different baby daddys, has custody of none of them,doesn’t pay child support, and rarely sees them. Shes in a relationship with a different loser every other week and has quite the unsavory reputation as a straight up whore. She’s been in and out of jail for drugs so many times and she’s only 26. There was no fucking rape in jail it was consensual..word is she was taking care of this dude for cigarettes and monster energy drinks she’s a straight up liar.”

Once again, these are just allegations from a turtle rider who has proven to be a pretty reliable source in the past. We trust him and he has no reason to lie. So we checked her Facebook pages. She has this one and this one. Her voice in several videos matches up to the voice in the Fox 25 News video. She has three kids, one of whom she gave birth to right before going to jail.

Plus she posted this:

So obviously she’s the “Brittany” from the story.

In her conversations she does talk about moving on from one baby daddy to the next:

And she’s into chudstuffer’s with chin straps:

And that’s never a good thing. Neither are the duck faced selfies and flat brimmed hats:

She’s also been arrested for stealing jewelry when she was living in Orange:

As well as whatever the offense was that landed her in a Western MA. Shockingly we can’t find anything specific about her crime that led to prison, so if any turtle riders out there wanna share anything with us, hit up the Lost Boys of Turtle page. Because we always like to know the REAL story.

Oh, and once she was released from prison she decided to start a new life in Webster. Anyone who voluntarily chooses to move to Webster cannot be trusted. That’s just science.

But the bottom line is that she’s an adult who chose to have sex with the maintenance guy in prison because she thought it was gonna lead to things that prisoners who don’t sleep with the maintenance guy wouldn’t get. Even though what he did was completely unethical, it ain’t rape. She easily could’ve said no over the months and months when she continued to go outside with him on that blanket. But she didn’t because it was a choice she was making.

More importantly, we’re dealing with people who ended up in prison for a reason. Do you realize how hard it is to go to jail in Massachusetts? Have you seen some of the shitbags that Deval Patrick judges let off time and time again? When you go to jail in this state it’s just assumed that you’ve been given countless chances, but you refuse to change your behavior. The people in prisons are liars, manipulators, and thieves. This is what they do. They cannot be trusted with their word alone.

Unless you’re Fox 25 News, and then somehow a consenting adult in prison is a “victim.”

44 Comment(s)
  • Knowsmorethenuthink
    December 2, 2017 at 5:34 am

    You were with a “good guy” seriously the funniest thing ive heard all day.. When where you with a good guy!? None of the guys you have ever been with are good they are all losers even your kids father (s).. The last guy you were with dumped you within a couple of days..you would think thats a clue the just wanna fuck you hunny “hit it and quit it” you’re not old enough to realize this..none of them love you or are in it for the long run.. Why dont you worry about getting clean, actually seeing your kids, getting a real job, and i know this may seem hard but getting your own place..dam what have u accomplished so far in your life!!?? Flabby lips, 3 kids that dont even know you, countless partners , a drug habit, and jail time. Get your life together… Stop looking for free money.. And why the hell would you post on your facebook when you were going to be on the news are you proud WTF!!!!

  • Dunks
    December 1, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    I would hit that

  • Fuck boy
    December 1, 2017 at 11:43 am

    If you watch the interview no one will ever believe she’s raped.she incriminates herself.”he would let us smoke and stuff”really Brit,where u get the cigarettes and why were they given to you??and why would u stand guard while your friend is getting “raped”not once but multiple times??typing lying junkbox looking for a payday

  • I See Dumb People
    December 1, 2017 at 6:21 am


  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    November 30, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    How the frack does a 26 year old sperm burping gutter slut get lung cancer? Did she grow up downwind of a nuke test site? Gargling with Pilgrim’s cooling water? Licking break pads? Inquiring minds would like to know…

    • Shit=Brit
      December 1, 2017 at 9:09 am

      She got it from HPV-16. It causes cancer. And it’s a STD. Basically from screwing the town.

  • Jew Jewstein Goldman Jewby
    November 30, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    Matt (the rapist) Lauer, Harvey (the rapist) Weinstine and Al (the rapist) Frankin could have thousands of these girls for a few shekels on Jeffrey Epstien’s pedophile rape island where wealthy Jews rape young christians girls…. but no they have to corrupt, dominate, rape and abuse worthy women to feel good about themselves.

  • Killjunkies
    November 30, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    She fails drugs tests all the time then cries poor me when she gets sent back to jail.looks like the latest loser she was dating just dumped her..cant wait to see who will be the next flat brim hat wearing junkie she will get with next,should probably be about 2 days.

  • Jessika
    November 30, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Bring back South Shore Turtle Girl!! No articles since the main Facebook Page went down.

  • Me
    November 30, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    Her sister Kayla is a skank too. She is sleeping with a married man who owns Pratt Vaccum.

    • Jennnifer
      December 1, 2017 at 10:06 pm

      Hey I’m Jennifer and you better leave Kayla out of it! Don’t talk about my sister that way, and if you want to make a comment about me go ahead and try there’s nothing to say.

      • Fuck boy
        December 2, 2017 at 8:57 am

        I’ll talk about you and your skank ass sisters however the fuck I want…what’s the matter,truth hurts??

        • Jennifer
          December 2, 2017 at 1:31 pm

          If it was the truth I wouldn’t have said anything. Notice I’m not defending Brittany. And please tell me anything you have to say about me… go on take your best shot! Ha there isn’t anything! The only thing I’m asking is that you don’t bring Kay into this she is actually a good person taking on the responsibility of raising her niece instead of getting to have her twenties to be like others and go out having fun. We all make mistakes but how about shitting on bad people instead. I get it this is the internet and people can and will say what they want. You are entitled to do so, but I’m asking you not to bring Kayla into this discussion/post, if you know Kayla and have a problem with her you be a man/woman and tell her, not the internet!

  • Lock down
    November 30, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Wow she was sexually assaulted in prison for cigarette breaks. Wow I always thought prisons were supposed to be a fun place to go?

    Here’s another idea you hillbilly harlet, stop being a criminal. I don’t give a shit if they sodomize you with a metal pipe if it makes you smarten up and fear going back!

    p.s. He seems like a thoughtful enough guy, he didn’t have to bring the blanket.

  • whatevuh
    November 30, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    I’ll never understand why some women intentionally make themselves look like a skank, I just don’t get it

  • SatansGiantCock
    Smearing Feces
    November 30, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    People, people please. Is Brittany a trollup? Certainly. Is Brittany a horrible mother? Without a doubt. Will Brittany ever pull herself out her misery. Never.
    However, that Sling Blade maintenance worker should have to fucking pay this toilet seat for abuse.

  • Your Union Rep
    November 30, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    Rule of thumb Don’t fuck them don’t do favors you can’t save them .. Let them do thier time and be gone … People get it twisted …DON’T know why but they do

  • S
    November 30, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    I’m a new turtle rider and agree with 100% of the reporting on here. But put yourself in any inmates shoes. Was it rape. No. But not much difference with this then a teacher screwing one his students. Ya she should reported it when was happening. But who wants to fuck up a good thing. people that hold higher position should be held to it Is she a ho. Ya most likely but that don’t change the facts.

  • Erik
    November 30, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Let’s just believe what any turtle turd tells us, assume it’s all true, and create an article. If she is a victim of rape then shame on you

    • Shit=Brit
      December 1, 2017 at 9:29 am

      K Erik, make sure you wash your dick good once you get it out of Brit’s ass. Hey did you get a good deal, how many packs of Newport’s did that one cost you

      • Erik
        December 2, 2017 at 6:25 pm

        At least on of us is getting laid

    • Dondoo
      Don Dewey
      December 2, 2017 at 6:49 am

      She was definitely a victim of rape. While in prison she is a ward of the state, and the state is responsible for her safety and well-being. She is not allowed to give consent to sex because she is not allowed to have sex in prison. And being in position of her caregiver, the fired maintenance employee therefore raped her. He was fired in an effort to protect the Commonwealth from liability for allowing the sex to occur by hiring the rapist.

      • itsjustme
        December 2, 2017 at 3:15 pm

        Rape is the unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim. She wasn’t raped and he won’t be charged with it. At best this is a case of misuse of power or something similar. But even she says in her own words it wasn’t rape and she did it willingly for cigarettes and other things. Where I come from we call that a hooker.

  • Brittany
    November 30, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    One not one of you people know me. Not one of you were there. And don’t bring my kids into anything.. Like are you kidding me. And the guy I’m kissing in those pics. Yeah he’s dead. So fuck off. I don’t have sex for money. My family is from Webster. On and I have lung cancer.. I was in jail because I dated a good mam and took the blame for him AMD his family. For you to put people down is wrong. I would of told you anything you wanted to hear or know.

    • Finn
      November 30, 2017 at 5:46 pm

      Brittany – You have zero morals. You’re a nasty skank that would rather party than take care of her responsibilities. Grow up.

    • Chris Seith
      come on.
      November 30, 2017 at 6:06 pm

      Well in Mass jails cigs are gold. Ive heard stories of inmates smoking used chewing tobacco that guards have spit out. So yes that is sex for a fee.

      • MrSmiley
        December 1, 2017 at 10:57 pm

        Not stories at all sadly. Workers who emptied the trash lived like kings selling any bit of chewed tobacco they could. It is like gold beyond the walls. Also quite disgusting!

    • First Time Caller
      November 30, 2017 at 6:09 pm

      You’re a $2 whore. Congratulations on the cancer. But we all know you’re full of shit . But you’re not going to get sympathy here so save your breath.

      • Shit=Brit
        December 1, 2017 at 9:17 am

        No she probably got cancer from the HPV-16 that she has had for years. Google it. It is a STD that causes cancer. You can get it in your throat when giving oral sex unprotected, and it will spread ( like Brit spreads those legs of hers) and you can get it in you vagina or penis and then it spreads from there. Point is don’t just spread them and you should be alright. Also it’s contagious not the cancer itself.. but the HPV… and yes I know this little twat very very well.

        • Crazy
          December 1, 2017 at 10:11 am

          Thankfully they have a shot for that now so the future Brittany’s won’t be able to get it. Most people forget about HPV being a std. but it’s probably one of the worst cause it turns to cancer. Crazy how you get cancer from a std!!

      • hate Poonstachios
        December 3, 2017 at 3:23 pm

        with a buck fifty change

    • Bleh
      November 30, 2017 at 10:05 pm

      “I was in jail because I dated a good mam and took the blame for him AMD his family.”

      How is he a good man if you did something illegal and you took the blame for it?

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      December 1, 2017 at 12:03 am

      According to those fb messages, you diddled some random dude on a bus. We don’t need to know anything else, whore.

      December 1, 2017 at 7:45 pm

      Britt, get off of here. STOP reading all these comments, they’re just going to hurt you. You know who you are, & the ones who truly know you know who you are. None of us are perfect hunni. We have all don’t something wrong in our lifetime. Just put this to rest. They might have listed the negatives about you, forgetting (or not knowing) that the good in you out-weighs the bad. & I am sorry they put a picture of your deceased boyfriend. You definitely didn’t deserve all of that…

    • Amanda
      June 20, 2018 at 1:53 pm

      You are a $2 whore that doesn’t even care about your children. You never have been anything and never will be just like your trash friends.

  • Johnny5
    November 30, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    she guzzles cum for a living

  • Me
    November 30, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    Well, if she was not enjoying it then she would have spoken up BEFORE the second altercation…. Nasty white…

    • Brittany
      November 30, 2017 at 5:27 pm

      I’m far from nasty.. This whole fake wanna be reporter is a scum bag. Who tries to make people look bad. And i never lie about my past.. I’ll tell anyone anything. So if you want to know hit me up.. Stop the shit talk. Be a man. Not a loser hiding behind a computer..

      • itsjustme
        December 1, 2017 at 4:46 am

        I think you have been “hit up” enough in your 40 years. What, you’re only 26? Better slow down girl.

      • Shit=Brit
        December 1, 2017 at 9:07 am

        Raped? Lmfao!!! Ya okay then half the town has raped you right Brit. Gay for the stay right? But you managed to find some cock after all. Stop with your shit. You aren’t getting no law suit. And you are nasty. Your hanging beef curtains from having your shit beat was what everyone laughed about when you would change. (No privacy in the clink ) I know we all can’t be cute pink and tight, but there is no excuse for what you have between your legs. Keep em closed piggy

        • itsjustme
          Just wondering
          December 1, 2017 at 10:58 pm

          So you’re saying it basically looks like rare roast beef that has gone through the meat slicer a few times too many?

      • Killjunkies
        December 3, 2017 at 2:57 pm

        Oh my god I fucking called it you are in a relationship with another flat brimmed hat wearing loser who’s going nowhere in life…bitch you will never change no matter how much people try to help you.and you are a fucking disgrace to real mothers wearing that “mom”necklace.you better hope I don’t see u wearing that in public cuz imma snatch it right off.

      • hate Poonstachios
        December 3, 2017 at 3:21 pm

        Could we all collectively ask you to maybe jump off a cliff? Then your kids won’t have any more to worry about with whats going on in your life.

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