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Wellesley College Basic Becky And Melatonin Mandy Start Petition To Ban Students From Calling The Police On Non-White People, And To Disarm All Cops

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There’s been a lot of talk in SJW circles about the evils of calling the cops when you think something might be wrong, particularly when the people you’re suspicious about are not white. Every time some suburban Sally calls the cops on a black person now they get a nickname from the Internet, they go viral, and their lives are pretty much ruined forever.

Well, the woke white women at Hillary Clinton’s alma mater have got a solution for this:

Yes, that’s right – they’ve started a petition to ban women on campus from calling the cops.

Against the backdrop of police brutality in the United States, Wellesley Against Mass Incarceration (WAMI) has created a pledge for Wellesley students to not call campus police in non-life threatening situations. So far, over 400 members of the Wellesley Community have signed the petition.

Oh OK. So they’re only gonna call the cops when it’s a life threatening event. If someone assaults you, but doesn’t kill you, or if they rape you, or steal your car, or if you see someone on campus who has no business trespassing on your campus, then you’re no longer allowed to call the cops. They’ve obviously thought this one through.

WAMI is a student-run organization devoted to the cause of ending mass incarceration in the United States through activism and raising awareness. Their activities on campus include hosting lectures with professors and organizing prison pen pal campaigns.

Oh good, Mommy and Daddy are shelling out $50,000 so their daughters can major in gender studies, write pen pal letters to rapists and murderers, and pray daily at the Temple of Hillary.

Rachael Labes ’20, a co-president of WAMI, said in a statement to the Wellesley News that some students do not fully understand the implications of inviting an armed officer to enter a situation. She pointed out that calling the police could be especially harmful when there is a student of color or someone suffering from a mental illness involved.

Is there anything more racist than a white chick assuming that ALL black people are so weak and sensitive that they need a white chick to protect them from police officers who are there to serve and protect ALL students?

This is what we’re dealing with here:

Some basic bitch from West Palm Beach. And according to her the “police are dangerous, specifically for black” people.

“We [WAMI] think it’s important for students to recognize that calling the police should not be taken lightly. The police are dangerous, specifically for black and latinx students and those with mental illnesses. Individuals with mental illnesses are 16 times more likely to be killed in interactions with the police,” Labes shared.

Ya know what’s dangerous? Spreading the lie that police are dangerous for black people. Because when cops heavily police predominantly black neighborhoods the crime and murder rates go down significantly. When they ease up due to the Ferguson effect the murder rate usually skyrockets, because that’s what happens when there’s no cops around – bad guys commit crimes without the fear of being arrested.

Izzy Smith ’22 is one of the many students who signed the pledge not to call campus police.  Smith shared that they have personally only had positive interactions with the campus police. However, they signed the petition because, “the presence of campus police makes a lot of students feel uncomfortable.”

Again, Izzy Smith is another Melatonin Mandy from Minnesota.

She is not personally scared of the cops, but that’s just because she’s white and her privilege protects her from certain death. Thus it is incumbent upon her to speak on behalf of ALL black people, and assume that the mere existence of the police means black people shit their pants. Nothing racist about that!!

It is widely unknown that members of campus police are armed at all times. Daniela Kriemerman-Arrayo ’19 told the Wellesley News that they feel unsafe knowing members of campus police are armed. “Campus police having weapons on them makes me feel very unsafe as someone who has witnessed police brutality firsthand at a demonstration back home,” Kriemerman-Arrayo said.

Stop the fight!! A white feminist with pink hair and a hyphenated last name claims to have witnessed police brutality in her hometown, and now has an unhealthy fear that a trained officer possessing a gun puts her in danger!! We must therefore make sure the people paid to protect us from violent criminals are unarmed. It’s not like there’s ever been shootings on college campuses before.

And campus police officers have never gotten killed in or around Boston either.

Shockingly she wants to work for a non-profit once she graduates from college, which means we’ll be paying for her salary and healthcare for the rest of her life.

She did have an anecdote though….

Kriemerman-Arrayo added that having armed officers at protests can be dangerous, even on college campuses. They pointed to the infamous protest held at Middleburry College in 2017 over conservative political scientist Charles Murray speaking on campus. During the protest, a faculty member was pushed and left seriously injured. Though it was a protester who exerted violence against the faculty member, Kriemerman-Arrayo feels that the campus police officers at Middleburry College only served to escalate an already tense situation.

“The campus security forces assumed that [the protestors] would be violent and used force against them rather than try to de-escalate the entire situation,” they stated.

HAHAHHAHAHHA!! How stupid is this generation? Seriously?? Charles Murray went to Middlebury College to air his political views, and a mob of students showed up, refused to let him speak, and then seriously injured a professor who was there to support the speaker. This, in her delusional millenial brain, is the fault of the police merely for existing, rather than the violent protesters who physically attacked someone for having an opinion they don’t agree with.

This is madness. According to her LinkedIn, Kriemerman-Arrayo is an intern for Charles Group Consulting. Please guys, DO NOT flood their Facebook page and ask them why they employ such a condescending racist individual like her, who thinks so little of black people.

This was awesome too….

Barbin defends the department’s decision to arm officers. She said, “Wellesley’s  Campus Police officers are armed to protect the community and themselves from any immediate danger of death or great bodily harm, or external threats from beyond campus.” Barbin pointed out that in her 18 year tenure at the Wellesley Campus Police Department, no officer has ever drawn or discharged their weapon.

Labes feels that this is even more of a reason to disarm campus police. “Chief Barbin has said that campus police haven’t discharged their weapons under her time as chief, so why even have them?” she asked. “We [WAMI] believe the relationship between the student body and campus police can be improved by disarming the police. We hope to gain enough student support to eventually start a petition to disarm campus police.”

SJW Logic: Because the cops haven’t shot someone with their guns it proves that they don’t need guns. This is how pathetically dumb college students have become. Hey ding-dongs – the whole purpose of owning a gun is that you won’t ever have to use that gun because people are less likely to fuck with the guy who has a gun.

Anyway, these people are here for our amusement. Everything they say should be openly mocked and laughed at. They’re so obsessed with fighting racism that they fail to see that it’s actually them who are the racists. Not a single black person was interviewed for this story. Just a bunch of basic Becky’s speaking on their behalf as usual.

42 Comment(s)
  • Melvina
    January 19, 2019 at 8:02 pm

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  • Joe the liberalkiller
    December 16, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    I don’t think that any of these liberal skanks have been laid before. These ugly little hoes need a conservative stiffy up their twat or up there ass.

  • Stitched Snitch
    November 22, 2018 at 5:38 am

    Wellesley was an albino town, long agone when i was a boy, and if they have ‘diversity’ there today, i’m sure they vetted the shit out of those people before being allowing them in. These women, despite fattening their asses in hope of attracting a Negroid boyfriend, have no experience with crime or living in the midst of others, who have vastly different values. How could anyone survive the mean streets of Wellesley, without dropping a dime on someone sketchy, and with a tan?

  • "They"
    November 20, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    If i was a black man that read turtle boy i would be calling up a few of the brothers and take a ride to wellesley to tear up some college cunt. I don’t condone rape, but these fucking idiots need to be a taught a lesson the hard way. And on top of that, their parents need to be taught lessons as well.

  • Turtle Boy Fan
    November 20, 2018 at 2:03 pm

    How is it possible the state of Mass has this many completely stupid people confined in its borders? Is it the new recreational weed or the overflow of Libtards from CT or VT that are wrecking this place? Maybe the Sox and Pat’s should think about moving to a less retarded home location.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 20, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    Meh, yeah she’s dumb.

    But going after her at work?

    Lame. You have to be a real loser to stoop that low.

  • JoeMomma
    November 20, 2018 at 11:08 am

    We no longer require a college degree to get a job here, they are as worthless as the paper they are printed on. We now require 10 years experience for an entry level position. No SJW’s allowed.
    Welcome to the future……

  • Useless, Dumb Bich
    November 20, 2018 at 8:58 am

    Hey Rachael, You suck, shut up and post more pictures of your ass.

    • Kim Un Jong
      November 20, 2018 at 10:23 am

      Even her ass sucks, a plain jane.

  • Color = Mental Illness
    November 20, 2018 at 8:38 am

    Good news; car break-ins, laptop thefts, graffiti, homeless sleeping in the cafe after hours, and pamphlets left on campus will no longer be wasting the time of campus police, since those are all non-life threatening crimes. So now you lickolottapusses and straponasaurs can just focus on your Star-too-many-bucks shit soymilkkochachocolocolattes “coffees” and your j crew christmas catalogs. That is as you fight through your jungle thick bush to try and find that piss strench filled man in the boat and rub one out just before you go and join your weekly, “I hate men” and “Can you believe the orange man beat out our cult leader killary clinton” support groups.

  • Proud Republican
    November 19, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    Please don’t call the police on a black person…… (sees a black person on campus, calls the police immediately)

  • Leonard Washington
    November 19, 2018 at 10:25 pm


  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    November 19, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    I’m sure you mean Melanin Mandy not fucking Melatonin Mandy but you’re just a little too dumb to know what the fuck I’m talking about and a little too lazy to look up the words you use.

    • Burlando Castile
      November 20, 2018 at 2:46 pm

      No, dickhead. Melanin Mandy sounds like a colored chick as opposed to one who looks like a fat version of Sleepy Smurf aka Melatonin Mandy. 

  • suckittrebek
    November 19, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Ew the broads in this state are way to fuckin tryhard about everything.

  • Meh
    November 19, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Wait, why are two of the women interviewed referred to as “they”?
    Also does this mean you can’t call campus police the next time the n word is brazenly written on a dormroom dry erase board?

  • Clitty Litter
    November 19, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Yo, Rachael. Juggle deez balls.
    Nice boobies btw!

  • TortugaNiño
    November 19, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    You know someones logis is downright stupid when you cant even fathom a way to play devils advocate for it. Seriously!?!? “They have never discharged their guns so they dont need them” what the actual fuck!?!?”. This towns never had a fire why would we need a firetruck?”. “We have never been attacked with biological agents, why would we need to stock antidotes?”. “No guy has ever even tried to date me, why would i shave my armpits?”. Now do you see how fucking stupid tou sound?

    • TortugaNiño
      November 19, 2018 at 7:43 pm

      Appologies for spelling and punctuation. I was typing on my phone and quite possibly having an anuerysm over their stupidity simultaneously.

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      November 19, 2018 at 9:01 pm

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  • DJ
    November 19, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    Furthermore, all little white SJW’S all have the same ugly little smirk on their faces. I would love to personally bitch slap each one of them. God I hate liberal white girls..

  • DJ
    November 19, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    So let me get this straight… These three completely dumb white chicks feel that people of color should not have to deal with police even when they ate breaking the law?? That makes sense.. So what happens when one of these stupid SJW’S get attacked and raped by a big black one..should they not call police?? Please, these little whiny bitches would be the 1st to call 911.. Let these little dumb naieve white bitches go hang out in Dorchester..haha see how they do??? God I love these white SJW’S who live in affluent neighborhoods that are predominately white, and think they can speak for law breaking people of color.. Silly dumb little girls.. SMFH

  • whatevuh
    November 19, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    One good thing is, they will never get a good-paying job after the Gender Studies degree works it’s way through semi-adulthood. Want fries with that?

    • Mike
      November 19, 2018 at 9:13 pm

      Any employer would be wise to pass on any applicant with a gender studies/ethnic studies degree. That right there tells me that this employee would be nothing but a problem constantly complaining and making absurd demands to try to get the work place to conform to their desires. That’s a hard pass!

      Pretty much the entire generation is unemployable. 

  • Troubled Nostrils
    November 19, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    What, do they hand out goofy-looking glasses to every shitheadette that goes to school there?!?

  • Big Worm
    November 19, 2018 at 5:43 pm

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    • z
      November 19, 2018 at 6:02 pm

      All or most would be on board with banning cops and guns. Not much point.

      The only entities on that list that might care are ones that do retail business with the public. What she wants is right up their alley.

  • Jonathan E
    November 19, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    The next time that you have someone banging on your door trying to get inside with a knife, call a social justice warrior instead of 911 and let me know how that goes…Everyone is compassionate in fairy tale college land; that is, right up until they get hit in the mouth with a metal pipe, robbed, and left for dead on a sidewalk at 11 PM.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    November 19, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    Someone invent an app that tells the police where NOT to respond. Any person that has spewed shit against people who do a job they could never conceive of performing, should be banned from enjoying their service.
    Seriously , I know it can’t happen , but so do they. They can’t say shit with zero consequences.

  • D Needed ASAP
    November 19, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    These ugly cunts obviously aren’t getting satisfaction from eating each other out anymore. Drop off a bunch of Marines fresh home from a deployment. They will forget about the D on a ballot when they’re getting D in their V.

  • I , Activist
    November 19, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    Hello everyone I am an activist. Which means I spew my fake outrage in an attempt to show you I’m tragically hip and smarter than you. That said I wouldn’t actually do anything to correct the perceived injustice I want you to it for me showing how amazingly influential I am. Plus my looks won’t get me laid maybe this will…

  • Dr. Cock
    November 19, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    I busted three nuts looking at the ass pics of the bikini chicks.

    Ladies, men are pigs. We love that shit. Keep doing that, and whatever else you do is excusable.

    • Yass
      November 19, 2018 at 5:00 pm

      I have to agree. Rachael may be annoying, but she is mad fuckable. I would throw crazy ropes on that face.

  • Phong
    November 19, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Wellesley college.
    911 calls for alcohol poisoning.
    Calls about strangers on the grounds.
    Calls about someone sneezing in the hallway.
    Evacuating a dorm over cleaning fluid.
    The place is full of little girls. I don’t think it’s a social thing, I think it’s a ploy so the older girls can “comfort” the younger ones.

  • Jim
    November 19, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    “She pointed out that calling the police could be especially harmful when there is a student of color or someone suffering from a mental illness involved.”
    So she’s equating blacks and the mentally ill.

  • Sheepdog
    November 19, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    Too bad their school is in such a nice place. It would be nice if it was in a really shitty are and they could see the real world. Expensive vacations and an over priced education have taught them nothing. Reality will slap them in the face one day. Maybe not them but someone they care about will be the victim of a crime. Karma is funny like that. Thank God Hillary lost

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    November 19, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    I’m so sick of these far-left Naziettes thinking I’m an oppressed minority. Fuck you, ugly-ass skanks! Get off my land!

  • Judge dread
    November 19, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    Great reporting but this is the kinda shit that makes my head explode.

    SJWs are all about rape culuture on campus, which has been debunked hundreds of times over he years, but they want to disarm and invalidate the LEO’s that will give these imaginary victims justice?

    Through my NSA contacts I found a letter they hyphenate wrote to Richard rameriz about abolishing incarceration:

    “Hey Richard is basic Becky from one of the richest towns in New England. I’m sorry for being white. I am leading a movement to make sure people like you are immediately released from prison and you can night stalk the students at my bootleg college all night long. It’s unfair to you and as women as a whole. After all we want the officers disarmed so you can do what u do best. After all we need to keep the rape numbers up to support our feminist causes. Xoxo”

    The virtue signaling is strong with these idiots. Unfortunately these idiots all come from rich families so they won’t be destined to a life long career at Starbucks. They’re gonna marry a hedge fund mananger and breed and carry on the disease that is called stupid fuckheads that have a lot of money and 85 iq.

  • Rachael Labes
    November 19, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    TB, It’s Rachael’s Labia, and it’s stinky

  • Joseph Jones
    November 19, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    I don’t know what to even say in response to such ignorance. Obviously, college isn’t doing them any good.

    • Turtz McGurtz
      November 19, 2018 at 3:20 pm

      THIS is what college is doing to them, and its not just happening at Wellesley College. Liberal brainwashing is happening on college campuses everywhere.

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    November 19, 2018 at 2:27 pm

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