Turtleboy Investigates

Wellesley High School Principal Jamie “Jim Crow” Chisum Condemns Racially Diverse Students For Celebrating Football Victory Over Needham Without Masks On 


Wellesley vs. Needham is the oldest high school football rivalry in the country and it almost didn’t happen this year due to commie cold lockdowns. Luckily the kids got their shot this week as football is being played in the spring, and Wellesley whooped em 34-0.

Isn’t that great? Kids being kids. High school kids in particular have been robbed more than anyone due to the lockdowns, as they’ve had some of their most memorable life experiences stripped from them because middle aged Karens are afraid of a virus that poses no threat to children. And as you can see in that picture many of the kids are not wearing masks, nor should they. Nevertheless, some Karen contacted WHS Principal Jamie Chisum who send this email home to parents apologizing for it.

You know you’re living a sheltered and privileged life in one of the safest countries on earth when the biggest threat to your “safety” is coronavirus.

“This was an unsafe situation.”

Thousands of kids have gotten CTE from playing football. Thousands of kids have been paralyzed from playing football. An average of 14 kids die every year nationwide playing football. Wellesley allows their kids to participate in this sport, but they think it’s unsafe for these same kids to catch a virus that has not killed a single person under the age of 20 in Massachusetts. Because, science.

“Children not physically distancing or wearing masks”

Oh no, they weren’t socially distancing! Good thing they didn’t just play a game in which the rules dictate that they grab, touch, and tackle complete strangers. Someone could catch coronavirus!

Meanwhile, here’s a slide that the Wellesley Health Department recently showed at a webinar regarding COVID.

Total deaths of people under age 24 = 0.

Odds of someone in that picture catching coronavirus and dying = 0.0000000%.

We are being governed by idiots.

Instead of worrying about kids at Wellesley High School catching COVID, perhaps Jamie Chisum should be more concerned that his school essentially legalized segregation two weeks ago by banning white students from attending support groups and calling it “affinity spaces” instead of Jim Crow.

The racism and segregation being pushed by the WPS is far more dangerous than COVID. Quite frankly I’m shocked they let black and white kids even play on the same team.


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34 Comment(s)
  • Stop Liberal supremacist's
    March 30, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    Jamie has a little hand that he salutes his fellow socialist comrades with.

  • Dr Curry's Large Black Strap On Give Jaime Jism a Prostate Orgasm Each Morning
    March 30, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    Jamie Jism makes over $150,000 to work part-time as a school administrator. yes, part time. Any job with 13 weeks off out of 52 is part time. Seems like a good use of. Wellesley tax money. Public schools are like unions…have out lived their usefulness .Shut them down, give the taxpayers their money back so they send their kid to charter, trade, parochial, or private. Shit, homeschooling would be better for these kids. You Wellesley cucks are complicit with this usage of your heard earned money? If so, then you are partially to blame for this 2 inch cock principal’s actions.

  • Principal Puff & Stuff
    March 30, 2021 at 9:56 am

    You should look to hire an intern to proofread your memos for shoddy grammar. You also need to capitalize “Wellesley High School” at the end of the first memo, doofus!

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    March 29, 2021 at 11:11 pm

    Just waiting for the hilarity to ensue when it is finally revealed that masks do bupkus, and everyone was hoodwinked for no good reason. This is why Dr. Falsie and Dr. Bitchix have undertaken absolutely no studies to investigate the efficacy or lack of a such of masks.

  • Dog Faced Pony Soldier
    March 29, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    President Joe Biden on Monday urged governors and local leaders who dropped sweeping mask mandates to reinstate their orders, indicated some states should wait to reopen their economies while condemning “reckless behavior” likely to spur more infections.

  • Excuse me,
    March 29, 2021 at 7:23 pm

    …do you have any gray poupon?

    And while you’re at it good sir, can you give me directions to the section 8 part of Wellesley?

  • RBG
    March 29, 2021 at 6:08 pm

    Every time students don’t wear masks, the Wellesley Teacher’s Union exerts pressure on the Principals/Superintendent, making it very difficult to get the kids back in school. Cut the principal some slack here. The WEA (Wellesley’s teacher union) will use this football picture as a reason the high school should not go back to 5 days a week of in-person learning.

  • Bobo
    March 29, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    Jamie here’s a tip
    Next time you get your picture taken clean the negroes cum out of your hair

    March 29, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    let the kids from Wellesley play football, for gosh sakes.

    this experience will help them understand the game, when in later life, they go ahead and purchase an NFL franchise.

  • CONN
    March 29, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    Total BS. The Wellesley coach should be fired for not only this but for cutting the blind kid in the wheel chair with the service dog. Between the dog, and the coaches telling him wear to angle his wheel chair, he could have been a kick returner. Shameful

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    March 29, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    Doesn’t he prefer to be known as Mr Jism ?

  • Back in the Day
    March 29, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    Back in the day we used to call people like this faggot, a faggot.

  • Boston Irish
    Mud duck
    March 29, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    Gas’s over 3 dollars a gallon you bitches in swellesley go fuck yourself. Tad and Biff

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 29, 2021 at 3:00 pm

    That’s a nice little rubber bracelet you have on Jamie! What women’s boutique did you get that at?

    I feel sorry for you though. You were doomed to a life of being a wuss when your parents named you ‘Jamie’.

  • Observer
    March 29, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    The racism in Wellesley is horrible, about 12% of the town is Asian, but I can’t find any Asian kid in the picture.

  • White Privileged Principal
    March 29, 2021 at 2:28 pm

    These people want to literally drive these kids to suicide right? Why would he even go there? Not his problem.
    Like “Unc T” has said before: Covid is the best thing that has happened to all these morons, weasels, and cowards, in order to exert their “newfound” and mighty power. “I” am the principal, so “I” get to tell you what you can or cannot do at all times now, not just when you’re in the building…and there’s nothing you can do about it. “I” am your master!
    Fag looking POS! Your shirt is too big!!

  • Un freaking believable
    March 29, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    What a loser that principal is. Shows he either doesn’t have enough on his plate or his priorities are all messed up.
    He should be ashamed of himself.

  • Dr Charmie Curry, Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at Wellesley Schools
    March 29, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    The lack of Diversity is horrible.
    From now on 50% of that team will consist of girls.
    Girls can play Football, they just need a big ass like me.
    Nothing can stop a big Black ass from scoring a touch down.

  • Muffins
    March 29, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    Keep up the good work. This pc of shit was undoubtedly cheering on BLM during the maskless summer of love and destruction. These people love social distancing and masks so they can get away with their evil shit. What a loser.

  • woke scolder
    March 29, 2021 at 11:48 am

    jamie jizzum looks like a low t manbaby with bitch tits

  • Cassius
    March 29, 2021 at 11:47 am

    I ran into Jamie last weekend at a swingers party
    He’s a hypocrite about the masks

    He did not have a mask on while he was sucking his negroe boyfriends dick

  • Mr. Ed
    March 29, 2021 at 11:45 am

    Jamie Chisum started tickling my horse cock when he was just a wheeeee-little thing.

    Now he just sucks it.

    • Wilbur
      March 29, 2021 at 11:46 am

      Does this mean you’re leaving?

      • Mr. Ed
        March 29, 2021 at 11:52 am

        I already fucked you out, Wilbur.

        When I’m done turning Jamie’s pooper into a jar of Helman’s I’ll text you.

  • Shut up Aidan
    March 29, 2021 at 10:46 am

    I, for one, am tired of hearing bitch about this. You keep bitching about masks, but want your own crotchfruits in school.
    You complaint about the bmvirus not being real, but you are all about the covid money.
    Just stop already.
    You know what. screw you! I am done with your bullshit. I tried to stick… but I just can’t stand your schizo ass.

    • Bob
      March 29, 2021 at 10:55 am

      Buh Bye

    • You liked your own comment
      March 29, 2021 at 12:49 pm

      You are so fucking stupid. The virus is real. The hoax is you idiots using it as a cudgel for your evil ways. You can’t even understand simple concepts. You voted for Biden because you’re a moron. Everyone hates you. Kill yourself.

  • Bubba Smith
    March 29, 2021 at 10:39 am

    I love to see young Black men and young White men who cooperate and achieve a goal. Probably some Latins in there too. in this case it was a few touchdowns.

    And nothing scares despotic leaders more than seeing young people know that the leaders are full of it.

    Do they still teach “The Emperors New Clothes ” ?

  • Dee Brown
    March 29, 2021 at 10:37 am

    I did not enjoy living in Wellesley when I played for the Boston Celtics.

  • CONN
    March 29, 2021 at 10:35 am

    They just played a tackle football game but need to social distance for a pic? LOL

    BTW..no one was seriously concerned about this and anyone that was should be ignored (including the school). More fabricated Wellesley school system nonsense.

  • Stop the Mask Madness
    March 29, 2021 at 10:22 am

    Jamie- be more of a fucking pussy……….you can’t. You are all that is wrong with the panic porn and the mask police. Fuck off

  • Pizza T. Hut
    March 29, 2021 at 10:09 am

    Any healthy person who is wearing a mask outside knows nothing of either virology or psychology.

  • Love and Hip Hop Wellesley
    March 29, 2021 at 10:05 am

    Wellesley is loaded with these rich white woke SJW cunts.One of the richest whitest towns in the state.Very few black people there and thats the way they like it.You think any of these cucks would invite someone from Roxbury,Murderpan,or Dorchester into their home? Hey I will pick you up in my
    Range Rover in Nubian Square.Bring you back to my mansion for a cookout. Might even let you poke my wife and daughter in the cornhole!

    • Greta Thunberg
      March 29, 2021 at 10:17 am

      How Dare You!!!

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