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West Warwick Hardo Dad Mel Taylor Threatens To Murder Ghetto Dong Who Punched His Trashbag Daughter In Self Defense, Then Rips Off Alzheimer’s Patient For $51K Contracting Gig


In 2016 a number of people tagged TB in a part from a Rhode Island father named Mel Taylor, who was not happy with some hood rat who allegedly beat up his daughter at a carnival:

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He’s been plastering this picture of his daughter up and down on his open Facebook page which has turned into one of the biggest carnivals on the Internet:

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And he’s apparently really mad at this guy:

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So when people first sent us this and we saw the picture of the girl, it was like, whoa – that’s not good. What an animal.

But then we thought about it and realized that normal 16 year old girls don’t get knocked out by some hood rat named Wilson. They just don’t ever find themselves in that kind of situation. Plus, what kind of father plasters his daughter’s picture all over the Internet like that in an effort to show what a bad ass he is? Seriously, check out his page, it’s hardo city over there:

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He’s even started going after Wilson’s family for whatever

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Ya know who reacts like this when their daughter gets the shit kicked out of them? White trash. This guy doesn’t get the cops because he doesn’t need the cops. He watches Dog the Bounty Hunter a LOT, so he gets to play by his own rules.



Let’s check out the tape (his daughter is wearing a black shirt with jeans and is right in the middle of the broo-ha-ha)

This angle is even better:

Here’s just the part where she got involved:

Goddamn Rhode Island. Nothing but Wrights Chicken Farm, water fires, Newport mansions, and slug rake gutter trash.

Here’s what Daddy’s little princess did during the fight. First Wilson gets kicked in the face by some equally innocent girl in a white shirt, and immediately jumps over someone else in an attempt to enact ghetto vengeance on her:

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Now instead of just walking away from this dangerous and volatile situation, Melvin Taylor’s daughter decides to insert herself directly into the middle of this melee by grabbing this violent dooshnozzle by the back:

Then punching him in the face twice (good shots too)

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Boom!!! Right in the kisser!!!

Then princess’ ass falls on the ground and gets stepped on by a ghetto stampede:

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Hence the bloody face.

Newsflash Melvin Taylor – this is EXACTLY what your daughter wanted to happen. She was trying to establish her ghetto street cred by inserting herself into a Central Falls dance recital and she ended up with a bloody face. You know why? Because of you. Because you raised her to be Daddy’s little innocent princess who can do no wrong. Normal parents don’t raise girls who punch guys like Wilson in the face at the Cranston Carnival.

Here’s an idea Dad – instead of bragging about what a bad ass you are and how bad you’re hypothetically gonna fuck up some hoodlum from Coventry, how bout you be a good Dad for once and stay off the Internet? Or even better, shame your daughter for acting like a ghetto piece of trash. This was like a bad episode of Jerry Springer. Anyone who’s kids were involved in this should bow their head in shame, not look for the spotlight like you clearly are.

Oh yea, and this shit right here:


Ya know who puts a picture like that on snapchat? An attention seeking girl who will end up being pregnant by the age of 19. She looks like she just just stabbed someone to death. And before she cleaned her ass up she just HAD TO take a selfie and post it on snapchat so she could dramatize it and get her ogre of a father all riled up for an online lynch campaign. We all saw the video. She got stepped on and maybe punched once in defense by this hoodrat, because that’s what hoodrats have a tendency to do. I didn’t see any brass knuckles in there, and I don’t see any bruises, open cuts, or lacerations on her face. I just see a girl who wanted to play with trash but ended up becoming trash instead.

Oh, and here’s a Turtleboy plot twist extraordinaire – Melvin Taylor has been arrested a billion times before. Check out his rap sheet, which includes arrests for suspended license, felony larceny, drugs, and tons of other fun stuff:


Including several times for domestic violence:






Oh yea, and he has a tendency to not show up for court, not keep up with payments, and have warrants issued against him:



But just like in Massachusetts, judges never send him to jail. Shocking his daughter ended up getting punched in the face at the Cranston Carnival. He’s obviously shown her that it’s OK for men to punch women in the heat of the moment.

He’s also raised an All-Star son too:

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Don’t get me wrong – I’m sure that Wilson Rivera is a GIGANTIC asshat. I’m sure he’ll end up in jail at some point in his life, and I’m sure he will father MANY illegitimate children that he will not pay for, never mind known the names of. But a REAL Dad teaches his daughter to go in the complete opposite direction when they see the likes of Wilson Rivera getting in a huge brawl at the Cranston Carnival.

P.S. Turtleboy’s boy Al Dente is all sorts of fired up about this now too:

Now you’s can’t leave.


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15 Comment(s)
  • West Warwick Trash
    July 6, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    If people still don’t know, Alfred Dente is Rob Iannotti from Iannotti Funeral Home. This sick fuck steals pictures of the deceased to make jokes on his garbage profile. If your loved ones are having their final send off, I would recommend staying far away from that fanook.

  • Captain Trips
    Gee I'm glad my daddy has 60 convictions on his record
    July 6, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Said no one, ever

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    July 6, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Mel does not realize two things:

    1) Beating women is acceptable in spic culture. One of the few things they got right

    2) There are similar pictures of his daughter floating around the internet except the blood is seman and she looks like a glazed donut

  • Crispy C
    July 6, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    You know you’re a faggot when you grow out the spic dreds and then get tossed around like a bitch by them when engaged in a slap fight at a carvival.

  • North of the Border
    July 6, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    Ah, Rhode Island–the Kentucky of New England.

    Would it be too much to wish a giant earthquake would knock RI into the Atlantic?

  • Mike Tyson
    July 6, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    She must’ve learned to take a punch from her mother

  • Trash Comes in Every Skin Color
    July 6, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    “Urban individuals” have no morals or integrity.

    Buncha fucking animals.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 6, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    What did the white do to provoke poor Wilson? I hope she learned a lesson.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    July 6, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    “You get tax break for a race horse. Why in God’s name couldn’t we provide an $8,000 tax credit for everybody who has child care costs! It would put… it would put 720 million back… women back in the workforce!

    Join us.

  • hartf811
    Survival of the
    July 6, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    I remember when all there were is Cranston were GeeFi Disco Pussys and chicks with ribbons in their hair that took it in the butt. When did the Cuban Crime Wave pull into town.
    Tough to figure who the carneys are and who the paying customers are.

  • Orion
    July 6, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    Yeah I knew there was no fucking way she had brass knuckles used on her. She would have been in a coma or dead. And it’s absolutely okay to hit a woman if they’re a threat to you or your family, as is more and more often the case as these psycho bitches get more and more “empowered”.

  • Chuck Noland
    July 6, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M SORRY WILSON!!! I’M SORRY…

    • Orion
      July 6, 2020 at 1:51 pm

      Haha, I get the reference! Nice.

  • R Lee Ermey
    July 6, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    Too bad this guy’s father in law didn’t have the same ethics as he does…He’d be dead and we’d never have to read about him or his ghetto slut daughter.

    • Chris
      July 6, 2020 at 12:31 pm

      LOL “father in law”.. implying he has made an honest woman of someone

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