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West Warwick Wang Stallion Films Herself Driving While Smoking Blunts And Taking Jello Shots, Says She’s Getting Stimulus Check Even After Losing Custody Of 4 Crotch Fruits


This is Megan Portrais from West Warwick.

She’s the proud egg donor of four crotch fruits, including a set of twins, and currently has custody of a grand total of zero. And even though she’s getting close to 30 and should probably be trying to get the poon polyps back, she’s elected to celebrate quarantine with a series of videos of herself driving around smoking blunts.

Taking hello shots.

And general guttermuppetry.



Wicked smart.

She’s anxious for quarantine to end so she can get back to her favorite past times.

She also misinterpreted a post about the stimulus check from one of her crotch fruit’s childcare provider, thinking it was about her, and now she plans to report this woman for being unprofessional.

She ironically called other parents deadbeats, and is upset the government is giving checks to ratchets who don’t pay child support.

She also doesn’t have time to worry about doing what she needs to do to get her kids back because she’s too busy telling Facebook about a rival jizz dumpster who was trying to cheat on her boyfriend/husband/fiance by engaging in gland to gland combat with her baby daddy, but she couldn’t because the West Warwick wang stallion saw him first.

I think that’s what she’s saying there. I don’t speak fluent ratchet. Perhaps she can call into the live show this weekend to clarify.

Don’t get it twisted though folks – she’s a good mom who always “DO WHAT IS BEST FOR THE KIDS.”

Yea guys, her crotch fruits always come first. Unless of course jello shots or dick emerge. Then they come like 3rd or fourth, but definitely still in the top 5.



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51 Comment(s)
  • Stuttering Marty W
    April 17, 2020 at 11:58 am

    WWWWhy didn’t SSSShe giiiive Blowieee’s in the SssTTTrr Road first, wwwwould have taken care of the crrrrotch apples

  • Casino Scum
    April 16, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    I’m confused now and I’m not sure which Spic Tormentor is the real one but whoever ain’t the real one stop fukin with the real one ok?!?!?
    Oh and as for the trashy chick featured in this episode WOULD all day, I’m not sure if she’s a spic, an Italian or a white but it doesn’t matter still WOULD! I’d even take her to Foxwoods for a night out.

  • Bob Murchison
    April 16, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    I bet her starfish is as sweet as honey.

  • Titty Inspector
    April 16, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    4 kids and still flat as a board? Must be some pancake titties when that bra comes off. Better yet, leave the top half covered. No one wants to see pancake titties covered in ink

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 16, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Another chick who most likely came up here from the island for the warmer weather and to make America a better place for all of us!

  • WTF
    April 16, 2020 at 10:33 am

    The fruits of the feminist movement. Women should strive to better than men, not equal.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 16, 2020 at 10:27 am

    Ignore the faggot using my name further down in the comments.

    10/10 times broads with flowers tatted all over them have a gaggle of kids and eating disorders. We should be allowed to hit them

    • Real Spic Tormentor
      April 16, 2020 at 10:37 am

      I told you to cut the fucking shit!

      Ignore the above post, totally would.

    • Spic Tormentor
      April 16, 2020 at 10:52 am

      Seriously I’m just pissed my wife and the mother of my children left me for a Puerto Rican dude when I went to rehab . The worst part is I’ve got her name tattooed on my neck and my kids are calling Jos’e Dad .

      • RECDM!
        April 16, 2020 at 11:04 am

        riéndome el culo de mierda!

  • The French Connection
    April 16, 2020 at 10:22 am

    Lots of Frenchies here on TB lately….. What is up with that?

    Megan Portrais… Chance Champagne… Olivia LeClerc… AJ Paquet… Christian Bourdon… Ann Bouvier…

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    April 16, 2020 at 9:54 am

    WTF is the problem? Everyone knows the only safe way to drive if you have potential seizures do to cardiac events is to puff a blunt and suck a JS when your mouth gets salty.

    • Dr Wu
      Dr Wu
      April 16, 2020 at 9:59 am

      By the way, I really dig the hieroglyphics tattooed on the tits- which turns out to be the lyrics of the rap shit she know by heart.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    April 16, 2020 at 9:38 am

    Where in any of this does it say she list her 4 kids? I mean yeah that’s a safe assumption, but…..

  • Cheddah
    April 16, 2020 at 9:25 am

    Apparently she’s friends with RI ratchet queen Amanda Sawyer ..

  • Ron Jeremy's Son
    April 16, 2020 at 6:40 am

    Tight. Would but be careful. She’s a fertility trap.

  • Cheetah’s strip Club girls for sure
    April 16, 2020 at 5:58 am

    It’s snowing here , April 16 and snow ?. They are finally acknowledging the virus may have come from a lab in China , not the market . Communist cover up ! . But seriously clip three back seat chick show those tits !

  • turtleboysquirts
    April 16, 2020 at 1:44 am

    You call children “crotch fruits” and you’re calling this chick trashy? This article is trashy lol

    • ElJefe72
      April 16, 2020 at 8:22 am

      You’re new around here, ain’t ya?

      • New boot goofin'
        April 16, 2020 at 9:10 am

        This girl is the definition of West Warwick trash.

  • Degenerate turtle boy
    April 16, 2020 at 12:32 am

    Wow. Turtleboy. You have a platform and this is how you use it. Writing white trash articles bullying people. No regard or value for human life whatsoever. You’re the worst kind of human being and a waste of life. You don’t care about anybody and you definitely don’t care about embarassing and destroying someone who did it all on her own while caring for a sick child with cancer, and now she’s sick herself. She didnt endanger her kids. And now this article is out on the internet for her kids to see in the future. All because you have some connection to someone who doesnt like her it. It’s one thing to expose child abuse but you abused your platform to push someone to closer to the edge. This girl wasn’t harming anyone. I bet it will all be fun and games when the day comes that someone takes their own life because of you. It’s probably what you strive for. Anything for cheap likes and attention among your fellow thirsty internet bottomfeeders.

    • Y
      April 16, 2020 at 12:52 am

      F_ck off, Bristol.

      • Take charge kinda guy
        April 16, 2020 at 11:53 am


        That’s the kind of no nonsense leader we should have as a big city Mayor or a Governor in the USA. No sanctuary cities, no sprawling homeless encampments of thousands on the sidewalks, no catch and release criminals. I vote for the Reverse Penguin as Governor of CA, NY, Ma, NJ any state or city that enables the criminals while punishing the working people.

        Leftist have embraced the insanity of homeless as a lifestyle and entire cities and states as sanctuaries for criminals. Now when a pandemic comes through some might see the errors in this thinking most won’t.

    • ElJefe72
      April 16, 2020 at 8:24 am

      You’re new around here, ain’t ya?

    • Psss....Go Fuck Ya Sef
      April 16, 2020 at 8:27 am

      She smokes weed and drinks while driving. How is that not harming anyone? And she lost 4 kids. Please tell us more about the compassion we should have for a scuzz bucket

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    April 16, 2020 at 12:28 am

    What a cunt!

    • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
      April 16, 2020 at 6:33 am

      Good morning boss.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ted Kennedy's Ghost
    April 16, 2020 at 12:24 am

    Ahhhh even I ahhh wouldn’t ahhhhhh fuck that !

  • Mr. Bubba
    April 15, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    All I can say is I look forward to voting for this slampig in Ratchet Madness 2021.

    • Would f#ck that n pay her for her time
      April 17, 2020 at 8:18 am

      She looks like a tasty one

  • Wow
    April 15, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    This cunt is 30. Think about that 30 years old

  • No
    April 15, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    I woulnt fuck her with my dick

  • Liberal Trump
    April 15, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    If there’s one thing Trump loves, it’s giving government handouts.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 15, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    She wants us to walk in her shoes?

    No thanks. Id rather not get syphilis of the feet.


  • Silencio Dogood
    April 15, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    i have to admit, i’d like to know how that tittoo ends. as for the video, i half-expected those throwbacks to break out singing Bohemian Rhapsody. Críost, what a fuckin’ waste of life.

  • Southie changed I didn’t
    April 15, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    she has a Job? Giving Blowies in the champagne room?

    • Jenny Craig
      April 15, 2020 at 10:59 pm

      The only way you have a body like that after having 4 kids is a steady diet of cocaine and pills

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    April 15, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    4 kids? Pretty tight looking. ..the taint definitely would

  • KevinsTampon
    April 15, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    I’d swim thru shark infested ni66a piss just to finger fuck her shadow.

  • Plain Old Trash
    April 15, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Toxic femininity.

  • Spic Tormentor
    April 15, 2020 at 10:11 pm


    • No Thanks
      April 15, 2020 at 10:26 pm

      I wouldn’t even want to be in the same room with people like her for more than 30 seconds.

      • Spic Tormentor
        April 15, 2020 at 10:27 pm

        Sure you would. And then after, we could go torment some spics!

        • Hate Wetbacks
          April 15, 2020 at 11:20 pm

          All spics are subhuman. Hitler had it right. Fire up the oven.

          • We are a nation of immigrants
            April 16, 2020 at 6:37 am

            Get used to the fact that the Hispanic population is the fastest growing demographic in America. I hate Nazi’s , my grandfather’s generation crushed them . I will tell you this , drive by the subboxan clinic in Worcester , you will see white junkies – the walking dead . The Hispanic guys I know are working , buying homes and new cars , going to church . Yes their is good and bad in all nationalities and yes I’m against illegal immigrants and abuse to our welfare system . But I am more against racism and ignorance .

          • hartf811
            April 16, 2020 at 9:04 am

            I agree with the below. I would gladly take a busload of wetback roofers from Milford that one Dindu in Nubian Square.

          • Spic Tormentor
            April 16, 2020 at 9:15 am

            Fuck off Hitler Homo. I came here to comment on this tasty bitch, not to be hit on by some Nazi buttfucker.

        • The Spic Tormentor
          Real Spic Tormentor
          April 16, 2020 at 10:15 am

          Stop being a faggot

          • Spic Tormentor
            April 16, 2020 at 10:25 am

            Go screw, I’m tormenting some spics

        • The Spic Tormentor
          Real Spic Tormentor
          April 16, 2020 at 10:35 am

          Sorry you didn’t get a stimulus check, Juan. You have to pay a thing called “taxes” on the money you make mowing lawns and hanging dry wall.

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Real Spic Tormentor
      April 16, 2020 at 10:17 am

      Awful attempt

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