This is Megan Portrais from West Warwick.
She’s the proud egg donor of four crotch fruits, including a set of twins, and currently has custody of a grand total of zero. And even though she’s getting close to 30 and should probably be trying to get the poon polyps back, she’s elected to celebrate quarantine with a series of videos of herself driving around smoking blunts.
Taking hello shots.
And general guttermuppetry.
She’s anxious for quarantine to end so she can get back to her favorite past times.
She also misinterpreted a post about the stimulus check from one of her crotch fruit’s childcare provider, thinking it was about her, and now she plans to report this woman for being unprofessional.
She ironically called other parents deadbeats, and is upset the government is giving checks to ratchets who don’t pay child support.
She also doesn’t have time to worry about doing what she needs to do to get her kids back because she’s too busy telling Facebook about a rival jizz dumpster who was trying to cheat on her boyfriend/husband/fiance by engaging in gland to gland combat with her baby daddy, but she couldn’t because the West Warwick wang stallion saw him first.
I think that’s what she’s saying there. I don’t speak fluent ratchet. Perhaps she can call into the live show this weekend to clarify.
Don’t get it twisted though folks – she’s a good mom who always “DO WHAT IS BEST FOR THE KIDS.”
Yea guys, her crotch fruits always come first. Unless of course jello shots or dick emerge. Then they come like 3rd or fourth, but definitely still in the top 5.
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