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Remember last month when we introduced you to these winners:

Baby Gangsta, the Celtics stabber was pretty much the realest G you’ve ever seen from the South Shore. He hails from the mean streets of Tree. That’s Braintree for you wack ass bitches. Well apparently now that he’s locked up a new competitor has arisen to claim the throne for biggest badass from the South Shore. His name is John Hurley, he looks exactly like Private Pyle, he’s from the mean streets of Weymouth, and he is FANTASTIC!!

If you’re not familiar with South Shore geography, here’s a couple maps for ya:

“What you have Weymouth doesn’t have…Quincy??”

Ummmm….the Patriot Ledger? Stop and Shop headquarters? What you got Weymouth?

“Come on! What you got Hingham?

I dunno, rich people, nice beaches, and a vibrant downtown?

“Fuck you Braintree.”

Shots fired!! Shots fired!!! Someone bail Baby Gangsta out of jail!! We can’t be having big breasted, voluptuous, fat bastards from Weymouth talking shit about the Tree!!! Don’t you know Braintree is gangland central? Why just the other day a kid had his bike stolen!! Fuck you Weymouth!!

Why’d he stop there though? So he’s established dominance in a couple neighboring towns. Big deal. What happens when Baby Gangsta #2 arises from the ashes in Abington? What happens when punk ass bitches from Pembroke start talking shit? And everyone knows the real gangstas are down in Duxbury – what you gonna do about that Private Pyle? I wanna see this kid fight the toughest person from every town on the South Shore. This is how things used to get settled back when men were men.

Who wins in a fight though? Because Baby Gangsta is quick with the switchblade, but does he have guns like this?

Do you think Baby Gangsta wants any part of that?

This guy is a killing machine. If he’s not hitting you with the right cross

then he’s smashing you with the uppercut

and you always have to be on guard for the people’s elbow

And good luck hitting him. He floats like a butterfly

Such magnificent grace. Truly a sight to see. Oh man, just look at that blubber fly!!

Hey Baby G – your move dog.

Weymoth John owns your brain.

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