Weymouth Ratchet Who Stomped Her Kitty To Death Says She Couldn’t Have Done It Cuz She Has Animal Tattoos

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Ellie Campbell, the woman who stomped her daughter’s kitten to death wearing nothing but socks, is now claiming that her neighbor ran the cat over. Most of humanity isn’t buying it.



Her defense? She couldn’t have done it because she has animal tattoos:

“They got a completely wrong. That’s insane. I can’t believe people with think I did that,” she said. “I love them so much I have tattoos of animals.”

Just let that sink in for a second.

Denying it is expected. Everyone screams innocence. But claiming you’re not guilty, on the ten o’clock news, because your bingo wing has a stretched-out panther inked on it? That’s only proving you’re innocent of one thing – having bad taste and brain cells.

I’m sure the shamrock on your thigh means you’re hardworking. That the Kanji character on your tit means you speak Japanese.

I see a few problems with the rest of her poorly thought out story. In the police report it said that she had blood splattered all over her socks and up her legs. That doesn’t happen when you just find your flattened kitten on the ground by chance. A kitten wouldn’t have enough blood to create a splashable puddle like she claims. Forensically speaking, even as a novice, it means there was blunt force.


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She didn’t have blood on her hands and the first thing any of us would have done, after finding our injured animal, was try and revive  it. If I found one of my dogs in that state, I don’t care if there is nothing left of them, it’s human nature is to help it; to make sure it was either okay or absolutely dead. It’s the first thing an animal lover, as she claims to be, would have done.

She went on Fox 25 last night, with her droopy-eyed boyfriend Billy Couchon, to try to explain why she was so obnoxious (drunk) and covered in cat blood (killed it) when police found her last Friday. Her neighbor had apparently run the cat over. The neighbors,  were so horrified by this psycho bitch, that they had picked up AND MOVED OUT by the time she was out of jail. That’s right. Completely packed and left to get away from crazy.




Ellie’s boyfriend said on live TV that he was at the apartment when all this happened. This is bullshit because there is no mention of him anywhere on the police report. The police were there twice that night. She said she was alone in her house. He was nowhere to be found either time.

So, she was drunk and disorderly when the police were called the first time while inside the house. No mention of the cat. Then she had made her way outside and the police were called a second time to her address. Is this when she found the cat?

At no point is it mentioned in the police report that she was upset about a dead cat. The officer had to find the poor baby after she had been put in the car. The first time anyone even mentions the animal was when the officer finds the dead kitten and look at her gore-covered socks.


The police aren’t just going to assume a cat was stomped to death. An arrest just doesn’t happen without evidence. They would have checked the tires for blood if she had been screaming about the cat being run over as loud as it was reported the two times the police showed up.

Any responsible cat owner wouldn’t have let a kitten outside to roam anyways. My working theory is that she let the cat out on accident due to being drunk and agitated, chased it down, and violently punished the cat for escaping.

With her already fabricating her side of the story I doubt we will ever truly know what happened to that poor little thing. NEWC is conducting a necropsy to find out.

These third-floor walk up Wahlberg movie extras are trying to save face in a town that is looking to have them ousted or worse. She become the most hated woman in Weymouth.



After lurking Campbell’s Facebook page it became apparent that the cat wasn’t given an official name. She refers to it as “little orange, kitty, and buddy.” It seems like they came up with the name “Pumpkin” specifically as plea for empathy when garbling through her TV interview. Not working. I don’t believe it for a minute.

They haven’t told the daughter her cat is dead.

You think the kid isn’t going to go to school and find out? Parents talk.

Campbell, who was pretty elusive on Facebook yesterday since she was listed under some ratchet ODF pseudonym, is everything we thought she would be.



Down to the ill-fitting clothes and camo Boston Strong hat with rhinestones.

Campbell made a brief appearance to defend herself after skeptics, like myself, saw her initial newspaper article and Fox interview.


Her cousin also took to the Internet to defend her. She caught a backlash from people who aren’t falling for the garbage she’s spewing to try and get out of an animal cruelty charge.

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We think she’s guilty AF.  Where do you stand?



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46 Comment(s)
  • Kitten Tattoo
    November 9, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    That’s the equivalent to “I’m not racist, I have a black friend!”

  • None
    November 9, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    BobnMic and Feisty please for the love of God just ignore each other! This is so old! Seriously, get over it.

    • BobnMic
      November 9, 2016 at 6:19 pm

      What the fuck do you think I am trying to do? Unfortunately I am getting ZERO cooperation from the other end but I get where you are coming from None. I really do…

      • November 9, 2016 at 8:13 pm

        Bob, are you on Facebook or Reddit? I know you said you had limited social media experience but I’m wondering if you’re on either one of those.

        • BobnMic
          November 10, 2016 at 5:28 am

          Sorry for the late response South STG. I am not on Facebook or Reddit (actually never heard of Reddit before to be honest). I am on Linkedin with a resume’ and chatting with a billion people within my profession. Actually outside of my profession as well.

          I don’t know if that actually qualifies as social media in that what we talk about on that site is all professional. None of this bogger bullshit from a person that calls herself a lawyer in order to gain some weird sort of popularity that is so important to her in her feeble little life.

          So with that – why I am fucking here at all raises questions. I do love the blogs, they are seemingly true and honest but the downside is putting up with scum bags like this Fiesty fake lawyer bullshit. Oh well what can you do?

          • November 10, 2016 at 9:21 am

            I’m giving you a mission today. Go play around on today. I really think you’ll love it. Just make a login and start searching the main page for stuff that interests you. You have the same level of anonymity as you do on here only a WAY bigger world to be around in. Not that I don’t appreciate the love you have for TBS, because I do… I just think it’s right up your alley.

          • BobnMic
            November 10, 2016 at 9:34 am

            Mission accepted. Please do not have tape self destruct. I acknowledged in 12 minutes. I will take your advise and give it shot. Are you on there?

          • November 10, 2016 at 9:50 am

            I am. I can’t give you my username because then the people I piss off on here would know who I am. Haha. Even if you just browse around on the main board I think you’ll see what I mean when it is something you will really like.
            If you’re on a smart phone they have an ap as well. Let me know what you think after your day mission is complete.

          • November 10, 2016 at 9:51 am


            I misspelled it in my initial post to you.

          • BobnMic
            November 10, 2016 at 10:02 am

            That is so fucking funny. I was just reading about plumbing, fencing and lawn care products. And garage doors. So I thought how does this girl know that I am into this stuff? I was going to read about sprinklers before I realized there must have been an error of sorts.

            Ok trying the real one. That was by the way if you need industrial equiptment. Not a bad site.

          • November 10, 2016 at 10:03 am

            That’s probably the funniest things I’ve read all day.

          • BobnMic
            November 10, 2016 at 10:17 am

            Having a problem creating an account. Could it be because my brain is like mash potatoes? I’m still working on it…

          • BobnMic
            November 10, 2016 at 10:31 am

            Ok I think I got it. Same screen name.

          • BobnMic
            November 10, 2016 at 10:39 am

            I’m on there now under BobnMic

          • BobnMic
            November 10, 2016 at 10:57 am

            Well just so you know because knowledge is power. The web site offers tips on:

            Indoor and outdoor lighting – design and installation
            Ceiling fans
            Flat screen and home theater installation
            Home remodels
            Service changes/upgrades
            Emergency generators
            Trouble shooting
            Fuse and breaker replacements

          • BobnMic
            November 10, 2016 at 2:05 pm

            Pretty cool web site South STG. I’m getting to know it.

            In the meantime on I bought a 12′ ladder and some new screw drivers. Still contemplating about a purchase on how to effectively treat and dispose of non-hazardous waste via DVD…

  • BobnMic
    November 9, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    Seriously though I bet that neighbor that bolted has a story or two to tell about large Marge Miss Umpa Lumpa the kitten killer…

  • KimberlyS
    November 9, 2016 at 10:56 am

    What is with her bra? I’ve never seen a double lump boob like that before.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    November 9, 2016 at 10:52 am

    Anyone who has a set of tits underneath her set of tits should never be trusted. This bitch is an animal killer and she should be stoned. Anyone who can kill an innocent animal is a sick, twisted, and evil individual.

    • KimberlyS
      November 9, 2016 at 10:57 am

      LOL – I didn’t see your double-boob comment when I posted mine – I knew that was not normal!

    • November 9, 2016 at 11:08 am

      I’m glad someone else caught that. I figured I would leave the obvious up to the reader.

      It’s not a fupa… What the hell would you call that?!

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        November 9, 2016 at 11:49 am

        Damn… I’m not too sure. I would call it a fucking nightmare if it was on my body though lol!

        KJDS, I liked your double lump boobs comment better lol.

        • November 9, 2016 at 1:18 pm

          She totally stashes food in that fold.

    • BobnMic
      November 9, 2016 at 12:13 pm

      Why don’t you wish a slow painful death upon her like you fucking do everyone else you scumbag loser. That seems to be your schtick you fucking sociopath. Nice job bowing out of peace talks you fucking cowardly bitch.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        November 9, 2016 at 1:06 pm

        I may be way off base here, but I sense a tiny bit of anger in your statement. I could be wrong!!

        Scale it for me… 1 through 10… How angry are you?

        • BobnMic
          November 9, 2016 at 1:20 pm

          Is it possible in any way, shape or form for you not to be an asshole? I reached out to you and you said back to me Fuck You. So – what am I supposed be fucking joyous about that? Do you have any friends at all? And yes you are wrong about a “tiny bit.”

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 9, 2016 at 1:28 pm

            No. I tried this back in July and you continued then to do exactly what you’re doing now.

            I haven’t been bothering you for months…. You’re the one who needs to grow up and move on, not me.

          • BobnMic
            November 9, 2016 at 1:42 pm

            That is a bunch of bullshit and you fucking know it. More lies coming from you. Last July huh? What did you do wake one day last July and say to yourself, “Hey self – I think I will not come in here under a ton of alias names and fuck with Bob relentlessly.

            And exactly what is it that I am doing again? I forgot. Oh that’s right – absolutely fucking nothing! You even said it was your ex-girlfriend that was causing all sorts of problems.
            So – Ya ok kid. Pull my other leg it has bells on it…

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 9, 2016 at 1:45 pm

            Ex-girlfriend sounds very Lesbian….. Definitely not a Lesbian.

            Be gone Bob.

          • BobnMic
            November 9, 2016 at 1:53 pm

            Well that is not what I meant but come to think of it – it would not surprise me in the slightest. You do have some serious man-hating qualities in you so it is what it is now that you brought it up.

            And don’t worry douche bag. I will never reach out to you again. You had your shot and you fucking blew it. You will forever from this point forward be the biggest asshole here in the comment section and that will never change. Just fasten your fucking seat belts because the heat just got turned up… 😉

          • BobnMic
            November 9, 2016 at 2:10 pm

            Stupid fucking me trying to make amends with a scumbucket like you. It was a suggestion from a TB writer that I respect and I thought that was a pretty good idea at the time. So me, being the dumb ass, went for it. And look at your fucking response. You could not possibly be any more of an asshole if you tried. Fuck you – fuck off – and get the fuck out of here you piece of shit.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 9, 2016 at 3:33 pm

            Look at Bobby refreshing Turtleboy sports under a cognito tab to downvote me and up vote himself. Consistently you have been raped for weeks here by several people, all of a sudden people like you again? Lol…

            Listen, shut your mouth before I buy a dildo and fuck your wife while you watch me, pussy.

            I will never be nice to you. I can IGNORE YOU but I won’t be nice.

          • BobnMic
            November 9, 2016 at 3:56 pm

            So what is this now? You are accusing me of playing that stupid childish game that you play on the regular? Don’t hold your breath sweetie. I told you a while ago I do not play that dumb ass kid shit. Thumbs up, thumbs down who gives a flying fuck. It looks to me like people are knowing that you are the aggressive asshole in this dispute that refuses to stop the idiotic bickering back and forth and I was the good guy trying to end it.

            I even had someone who was busting my balls volunteering to trying to help out. That is how bad people are getting sick of this. But of course to no surprise you told me to go fuck myself. So and now you insult my wife yet again. What will it take to end this? What do I have to do?

          • BobnMic
            November 9, 2016 at 4:20 pm

            And don’t worry about buying a dildo to unsuccessfully attempt to fuck my wife because she would beat your ass. You simply just need to borrow one of the many dildos that your transvestite husband has as he awaits Sex Reassignment Surgery. Oh but NO you’re not a lesbian at all. NO! Fucking another girl with a dildo in your brain. Nope – that’s hetero all the way. YA RIGHT you fucking dyke bitch sick ass.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 9, 2016 at 4:56 pm

            Um… Pretty sure I was on topic until you came around starting trouble…… AGAIN.

            Anyway, she was very dry… Like an overcooked Turkey on Thanksgiving day, disappointing.


          • BobnMic
            November 10, 2016 at 3:38 am

            I will re-invent the word “trouble” just for you. All that you have done to me you will now receive times 10. You have no idea what you just got yourself into and what chance you had to get out of it all.

            Stupid people make stupid choices…

      • Eleanor Cambell
        November 9, 2016 at 3:35 pm

        Well I like you Bob. I think your posts are funny, witty and really cute. You and me are a lot alike. We are like two peas in a pod. (Hugz n Kizzez) E.C.

        • You suck at life
          November 9, 2016 at 3:37 pm

          I tried to end the feud… Thought it worked… for a minute… I got nothing… I’m out!

          • BobnMic
            November 9, 2016 at 3:46 pm

            You did a good job with an excellent suggestion YSAL but just look at her responses. She can’t even explain to me why she loathes me. It makes no sense and it is for no real reason. But thanks just the same for the effort. I for one do appreciate it…

      • GFY
        November 9, 2016 at 4:49 pm

        I’m the one who wishes you death Bob. My joy for a Trump victory can still not withhold my lust for your death

        • BobnMic
          November 9, 2016 at 4:57 pm

          Ok there Fiesty the fake. Whatever you say ok? Ok.

          • Eleanor Cambell
            November 9, 2016 at 5:05 pm

            I don’t know why Fiesty has such a problem with you Bob. I’ve read your posts and you seem like such a cool guy. You don’t need her as a friend. Just try to ignore her negative vibes.

          • BobnMic
            November 9, 2016 at 5:43 pm

            Would love to but she’s up my ass 24/7

          • Eleanor Cambell
            November 9, 2016 at 6:09 pm

            Up your ass lol. Don’t let her get to you, you’re better than that!

          • BobnMic
            November 9, 2016 at 6:14 pm

            Oh my God really already?

  • Death by boot
    November 9, 2016 at 10:51 am

    Sentence her to 5 minutes at a PETA rally…

    “I don’t know why she’s blue… She was breathing a few minutes ago… None of us saw anything… I think she tripped…”

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