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Ellie Campbell, the woman who stomped her daughter’s kitten to death wearing nothing but socks, is now claiming that her neighbor ran the cat over. Most of humanity isn’t buying it.
Her defense? She couldn’t have done it because she has animal tattoos:
“They got a completely wrong. That’s insane. I can’t believe people with think I did that,” she said. “I love them so much I have tattoos of animals.”
Just let that sink in for a second.
Denying it is expected. Everyone screams innocence. But claiming you’re not guilty, on the ten o’clock news, because your bingo wing has a stretched-out panther inked on it? That’s only proving you’re innocent of one thing – having bad taste and brain cells.
I’m sure the shamrock on your thigh means you’re hardworking. That the Kanji character on your tit means you speak Japanese.
I see a few problems with the rest of her poorly thought out story. In the police report it said that she had blood splattered all over her socks and up her legs. That doesn’t happen when you just find your flattened kitten on the ground by chance. A kitten wouldn’t have enough blood to create a splashable puddle like she claims. Forensically speaking, even as a novice, it means there was blunt force.
She didn’t have blood on her hands and the first thing any of us would have done, after finding our injured animal, was try and revive it. If I found one of my dogs in that state, I don’t care if there is nothing left of them, it’s human nature is to help it; to make sure it was either okay or absolutely dead. It’s the first thing an animal lover, as she claims to be, would have done.
She went on Fox 25 last night, with her droopy-eyed boyfriend Billy Couchon, to try to explain why she was so obnoxious (drunk) and covered in cat blood (killed it) when police found her last Friday. Her neighbor had apparently run the cat over. The neighbors, were so horrified by this psycho bitch, that they had picked up AND MOVED OUT by the time she was out of jail. That’s right. Completely packed and left to get away from crazy.
Ellie’s boyfriend said on live TV that he was at the apartment when all this happened. This is bullshit because there is no mention of him anywhere on the police report. The police were there twice that night. She said she was alone in her house. He was nowhere to be found either time.
So, she was drunk and disorderly when the police were called the first time while inside the house. No mention of the cat. Then she had made her way outside and the police were called a second time to her address. Is this when she found the cat?
At no point is it mentioned in the police report that she was upset about a dead cat. The officer had to find the poor baby after she had been put in the car. The first time anyone even mentions the animal was when the officer finds the dead kitten and look at her gore-covered socks.
The police aren’t just going to assume a cat was stomped to death. An arrest just doesn’t happen without evidence. They would have checked the tires for blood if she had been screaming about the cat being run over as loud as it was reported the two times the police showed up.
Any responsible cat owner wouldn’t have let a kitten outside to roam anyways. My working theory is that she let the cat out on accident due to being drunk and agitated, chased it down, and violently punished the cat for escaping.
With her already fabricating her side of the story I doubt we will ever truly know what happened to that poor little thing. NEWC is conducting a necropsy to find out.
These third-floor walk up Wahlberg movie extras are trying to save face in a town that is looking to have them ousted or worse. She become the most hated woman in Weymouth.
After lurking Campbell’s Facebook page it became apparent that the cat wasn’t given an official name. She refers to it as “little orange, kitty, and buddy.” It seems like they came up with the name “Pumpkin” specifically as plea for empathy when garbling through her TV interview. Not working. I don’t believe it for a minute.
They haven’t told the daughter her cat is dead.
You think the kid isn’t going to go to school and find out? Parents talk.
Campbell, who was pretty elusive on Facebook yesterday since she was listed under some ratchet ODF pseudonym, is everything we thought she would be.
Down to the ill-fitting clothes and camo Boston Strong hat with rhinestones.
Campbell made a brief appearance to defend herself after skeptics, like myself, saw her initial newspaper article and Fox interview.
Her cousin also took to the Internet to defend her. She caught a backlash from people who aren’t falling for the garbage she’s spewing to try and get out of an animal cruelty charge.
We think she’s guilty AF. Where do you stand?
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