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Weymouth Swamp Grimace Starts $3,000 GoFundMe With Bare Ass Cover Photo For “Family Friend” To Avoid Eviction While Forcing Her Crotch Fruits To Live In Squalor


If you’re gonna post a GoFundMe in the Weymouth is Everything Facebook group, you should probably try to avoid using a cover photo of a cartoon ass that says “Please.”

Oh, and you should also avoid pretending that you are raising money for “this family,” because everyone knows it’s really for you. Here’s the stated reason for the GFM:

Hello, i know u see alot of storys every day and i know u must donate to alot but plz if u could find it in ur heart to donate to a very close family of mine in need, they really need help they need to be out of there house by may if they cannot pay the rent the mother is the only one who works at the time and is really struggling, this family is the type of family that would do anything for anyone but right now they need the help so they dont become homeless plz any donating is appreciated plz help or share thank u

While you’re at it, you might want to attempt to use something resembling English, and have some sort of story that is even remotely plausible. If I have this straight, her “very close family friend in need” has to be out of her house by May, which is 7 weeks from now, if they can’t figure out how to pay rent by then. Mom works and there’s no explanation given as to why dad doesn’t. But you should give anyway because this is the kind of family that would “do anything for anyone.”

I love that line. It’s used by every cumquad who has ever had a GFM scam. “I would give the shirt off my back,” “I help others all the time,” blah, blah, blah. No, you wouldn’t do shit for anyone because you have nothing to offer people who are actually in need. Hypothetically you might, but the reality is that being a mooch poon is the only thing you know how to do so you’ll never be in that position.

You know you’re running a GFM scam when you feel the need to say……

“No need for negative comments.”

Translation – This looks really, really bad, and I would prefer if you didn’t call me out on it because it’s gonna hurt my profit margins. Only positive things can be said about my incoherent rambling.

Sadly, this selflie queen swamp grimace has reproduced at least twice.

And from the looks of the squalor she forces these poor crotch fruits to live in, homelessness may be a slight improvement.

It looks like Trigglypuff’s asshole on taco night.

She took the post down at around 12:30 this afternoon, probably right after she was woken up by a hungry crotch fruit asking for government cheese.

In all seriousness, this slopqueef’s kids should be taken away from her. It should be an automatic rule that if you can’t pay your rent because you’re not working, and your plan is to start a GFM and share it on a townie Facebook group, then you’re not fit to parent.


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31 Comment(s)
  • Her eyes are one level to full blown crazy.
    March 13, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    I hope the authorities are watching this one, she got those almost full crazy eyes. I give her a pass on the kids playroom. I’ve seen my own house look like a bomb hit it twenty minutes after my kids and their friends get home from school.

  • Wcvb
    March 13, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    “Weymouth is Everything” Facebook page? OMG so much to unpack in that phrase. It’s a shithole full of midgets and high school reliving losers. The whole town is pathetic. “Everything”? SAD

  • Mark
    March 13, 2019 at 9:06 am

    Feel so bad for the children here. We cant pick our parents.

  • HJY
    March 13, 2019 at 7:17 am

    The cartoon picture is praying hands. She didn’t need anything extra to prove what she is. Her house spoke volumes for everyone

  • Weymouth John
    March 13, 2019 at 12:24 am

    Quincy ain’t got her.

  • Only Weymouth peeps understand this
    March 12, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Pretty sad when it looks like a move to Lake St would be an upgrade.

    • Y
      March 13, 2019 at 9:59 am


  • Idgaf
    March 12, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    That house is disgusting. How is that child able to grow up in a cluttered dirty nasty home. She probably getting evicted for having a nasty home

  • Hamburger Helper Helped Her
    March 12, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    I would help people all the time but rite nowz I gotsta pay much rent sos u can help me to help pay muh rent to help cuz work ain’t happenin ands I be knittin socks for my gramma which ain’t much but it’s honest work to help.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    March 12, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Jesus H. Fucking Christ !
    There isn’t enough booze available in Rhode Island to be able to drink this putiach beautiful !
    I can literally smell her gagootz thru my phone screen.

  • BBC Lover
    March 12, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    The cartoon graphic is of two hands praying, not a naked ass!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 12, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Those eyes! LMAO. Where do all these Pig Bitches come from? My god, it’s a never ending line into the slaughterhouse! Oink! Donate to my scam! Oink! I can’t spell, but I can sucker you in to donating! Oink! Throw my kids a cookie to shut tgem up! Oink! Oink! Oink!

  • Give a Lib a Throatslit
    March 12, 2019 at 5:50 pm


  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    March 12, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Those dead eyes….

  • Chris Seith
    Vi ki ou way
    March 12, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    I think TB should start focusing more on colleges not paying shit in Worcester when the only real business in town is education. What fucken mook of a teacher would live and work in porta rico.

    • whatevuh
      March 12, 2019 at 7:25 pm

      porta rico ??? WTF is that?

      • Y
        March 12, 2019 at 7:49 pm

        I’m just spit balling here, but maybe s/he is referring to a porta potty, like PR is a shit hole…

        • Lexi Cographer
          March 12, 2019 at 9:30 pm

          I’d agree that “porta” might be short for “portable,” but Maria didn’t budge the island (much as we would like it to have floated away). Guess it DID displace a lot of infrastructure though. No shortage of the spelling-challenged here!

  • Big Wick
    March 12, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    A long-term visit to a fat-farm, er, treatment center would be in order. But it would take a good plastic surgeon to Salvage Kelley. She looks STUNNING showing off her udder cleavage, sideways hood hat, gang sign, GAWD-AWFUL blue eyeliner, and pout-face. Love the pig sty. Third, no, SECOND-graders could write more coherently. Hey, sweety, “no negative comments?” Embarrassed by your (lack of) edumacation?

    • Y
      March 12, 2019 at 5:34 pm

      I’m glad someone caught that hideous, blue eye shadow

  • WeRFucked
    March 12, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    What’s the over/under on:
    Two kids/different fathers
    Mexican/African-American are the sperm donors
    She’s a PCA/CNA
    Alternative high school dropout/GED

  • chunky monkey
    March 12, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    disappointed that there was no mention of the flat brimmed hats

  • Chubby Chaser
    March 12, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Would. Hell i’ve fucked worse and my dick didn’t fall off, but man, her house is a fucking hoarders wet dream.

  • Latrell from Randolph
    March 12, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Surprised to see that the kids are white.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 12, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Don’t donate to her give your hard earned cash to good ole uncle turtle turd your sjw hero

    • John Wypyszinski
      Peep Show Joe
      March 12, 2019 at 6:09 pm

      Francis!!!! Get back in them peepshow booths and get to cleaning. Enough yapping, how about you set your mind to working – those mens leave them booths a mess and I find you on here again wasting time bothering people. NOW GIT TO CLEANING before I stick that mop up your butt again…oh, I forgot, you enjoyed it.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 12, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    clean your fucking house you disgusting slob! you think with all that honey boo-boo money you could get merry maids in there once a month. last pic of her she looks like grimaces little sister.

  • RacKAttacK
    March 12, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Even the dog on the bag is depressed to be in this l̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶r̶o̶o̶m̶ shit hole. It just screams “dear God, put me down now, please”.

  • Ben The Rat
    March 12, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    Is that a mole I see?

  • Y
    March 12, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Weymouth is killing it this week.

    • Weymouth John
      March 13, 2019 at 7:29 am

      Whatcha got??

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