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Weymouth Wiener Cleaner Tries To Fight Everyone In Town After Chinese Restaurant Only Gives Her One Poo Poo Platter

 

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All hell broke loose in Weymouth yesterday after a pupu platter went horribly wrong.

Sometimes when the Chinese place gives you the wrong number of pupu platters your only recourse is to go to the Weymouth Is Everything Facebook group and air your grievances there. Unfortunately for Amy when she first posted she spelled pupu a little differently.

Poo poo players. When my husband uses that term he’s usually talking about the New York Jets.

Here’s what probably happened here. The pupu platter is for 2.

She likely ordered it, thinking she’d ordered 2 pupu platters, when in fact they interpreted it as a pupu platter for 2. You gotta be specific when you order poo poo players. Happens all the time.

But Amy Gonzales is not someone to be trifled with. Not with that “I’d like to speak with the manager” haricut.

Who wore it better?

The post did not go over as she intended it to because most people couldn’t stop laughing at all the poo poo references. No matter how old you get “poo poo” will always be funny. Always.

So with that she started giving Internet middle fingers to all the haters.

Next thing you know she was challenging the entire City of Weymouth to a fight at her apartment, which of course is appropriately situated on Gaslight Drive.

I feel gaslighted just reading her comments. If you show up you might shit your pants. At least that way she’ll finally get that missing poo poo she was looking for.

Someone else jokingly posted that she was in the Gaslight area so she’d take the poo poo fueled beating for the team. Unfortunately the Weymouth wiener cleaner misinterpreted this as an official challenge and began driving around looking for this individual walking her dog.

She kept looking

and looking

and looking.

It even got to the point where she was replying to very confused people who were not challenging her to fights, but were merely offering her advice on proper poo poo protocol.

Perfectly normal way to spend your Monday afternoon. Sure, with all that driving around she could’ve just drove to the Chinese place and figured out what happened to the missing poo poo. Or she could post on the townie Facebook group and fight any bitch who thinks poo poo is funny. I for one am glad she went with option B.

It looks as if the post has been taken down, possibly due to temporary sobriety, or maybe even a moderator who felt bad for her. In the meantime, if anyone in town needs a babysitter…..

You know who to call.

 

 

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38 Comment(s)
  • JJ
    February 13, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    Crispy, it’s not just white woman 40 to 60. Its every lefty chick out there. Have you ever seen a crazy conservative chick out side of the bed room. I think not. Ive dated alot of woman in my young life. (Try dating millennial woman lol) Although rare to find in leftyloonachusetts, I’ve had 2 girlfriends that are conservative, one I was mid teens. She was a few years older, She moved to another state, but we are friends still after all the years. The one I’m with now is the other. we have been together for many, many years now. (Same age) They were my longest & happiest relationships. My point is out of all the lib woman I’ve dated. they have all been nukin futts, even to this day. The two conservative woman have only been crazy in the bed room. It’s a serious mental health problem. I’ve met other conservative woman outside of Massachusetts on holiday & work travels. Not one of them has been crazy in any way. Liberal woman are just all fucked up.

    On another note. Did you all see the vet that was living in the woods for 10 years? He got into a housing stepping stone for vets. He is getting his section 8 voucher. they are letting him pick from 3 places in any neighborhood in boston he wants to live. I think that is just amazing. Imagine that, section 8 for one of the good guys. A man who has lived in a fucking tent in the woods for 10 years. Never asking for any help. People found him! My fault it’s just very touching to me. Poor guy has always needed help and never asked for it. No drinking or junking. Then you have fucked up people like this bird and all the rest of them with their hands out gimme, gimme, gimme. Fuck them all. There are plenty of other vets who go through that. It’s nice to see someone who actually cares about surviving and not Jordan’s or flatbrimmed bulls hats, getting housing and whatever else he needs. And shit who knew. it was a black woman with blue hair who decided to help him out! So maybe things are starting to change! It’s gotten out of hand & enough is enough.

    P.s. Milo Dude in the picture above. is a gay dude married to a black dude. He is also a jew and hates the left and their fucked up policies and idioliges. He is also a smart bastard and knows his politics. Key word here being gay. Not a rampant, perverted, sissy, fucking homo like the rest of them. He is also a millennial and a hope for my generation. Lord knows there is not alot of us. I do have hope for gen z though. They are extremely conservative. They are also at or going to be voting age. Just another wonderful thing that came out of all those years in the middle east. We might not be fucked after all. Those kids are hip to the con.

    • Legal as a Beagle
      February 14, 2019 at 9:18 am

      I agree JJ, the women here are mostly lefties and so fucking tedious with that shit. I ended my last one just as Trump announced, it would have not lasted to the convention. Then I met my now wife, a lovely Thai lady who is sane, appreciates Trump and is baffled by loony lefties. She came to this country legally so she doesn’t have all that whiny sympathy for illegals cutting in line. They can all die including the children and its their own damn fault, the parents anyway.
      The Thais handle their illegals in a much smarter fashion. They will house and feed them, enough to stay alive, and enough for them to hate it and go back to their own countries, mostly cambodia and myanmarr. No fucking luxury treatment like we give, just the bare essentials.

  • Rooney Eats it
    February 13, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    I recommend the Won Dum Guy Blu Chow. Even better the second time around

  • ElJefe72
    February 13, 2019 at 10:29 am

    She should just be glad that she didn’t order Cream of Sum Yung Gy.

  • Edward Kennedy
    February 13, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Er ah….for all you under-educated characters out there, it’s a PU-PU PLATTER.
    POO-POO is what you get on your johnson when your intern is menstruating.

  • Hummer for Huma
    February 13, 2019 at 8:32 am

    The second poopoo was for her ShizTzu

  • CuntFuckus
    February 13, 2019 at 7:39 am

    Cuntfuckus say: Woman who order poo poo platter want anal.

  • Wun Hung Lo
    February 13, 2019 at 7:01 am

    The cum drop soup is a must try!

  • Yes, yes I would.
    February 13, 2019 at 12:32 am

    Would smash.
    Cray cray makes for a fun ride.
    Get her to do anything by making a challenge out of it.
    I’d have her trussed up on various pieces of furniture, getting full access.
    Her O face must look like demonic possession.

  • CrispyC
    February 12, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Like I said yesterday, the demographic of 40-60 year old crazy white bitch is one of the most pressing problems facing America today.

    At the very least, they should not be allowed to be on social media.

  • 2 Girls and a cup
    February 12, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    The Germans are the poo poo players. I remember showing my buddy porn on the internet in college. It was such a novelty back then. He was like step aside junior, typed in shizen fuck, and I was humbled for there was so much that I had yet to see.

  • Milf Assessor
    February 12, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    This broad and Weymouth John would be an unstoppable tag team

    Maga

  • Lover of chink food and chink women
    February 12, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    She’s obviously not a regular. My chink joint is fucking spot on. No fuck ups, they know my name, phone # and all the orders i previously ordered. When i go a few months without ordering they ask what happened and all that shit. Im loyal to them whether i order takeout or delivery. Being in cowfuck NH they have a little competition in the area but their quality (it isn’t Billy Tse quality) is superb for NH. This gonzo chick seems like she had a few too many white russians that day, as Micheal Felger would say, stay off the internet!

  • dejal
    February 12, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    It’s a fucking poo-poo platter.

    Not:
    We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says “Shine, please, shine!” I said no. He kept askin’, yeah, and Joey said “Yeah.” And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, f***ing blew his body all over the place. And he’s laying there, he’s f***ing screaming. There’s pieces of him all over me, just… (Takes off his bandolier) like this, and I’m tryin’ to pull him off, you know, my friend that’s all over me! I’ve got blood and everything and I’m tryin’ to hold him together! I’m puttin’… the guy’s f***in’ insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He’s saying, sayin’ “I wanna go home! I wanna go home!” He keeps calling my name! “I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!” I said “Why? I can’t find your f***in’ legs! I can’t find your legs!”

    Your’re not fucking Rambo.

  • WeRFuked
    February 12, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Idiots… I’m pretty sure the summer babysitting gig was for her teen daughter. Don’t you people look at the subjects FB profile before you post a comment? I’d say Amy herself has about 40 years of babysitting experience.
    And I like that she gets hammered and goes to Facebook to spew gibberish nonsense – very entertaining.

  • Kim Un Jong
    February 12, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    I thought most of the Asian poo poo players were Japanese

  • Liz Warren blew me
    February 12, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    I can’t help you with the poo poo player, but I can hook you up with some Cum of Sum Old Guy. Or maybe you’d like a salty beef stick.

  • Dark Truth
    February 12, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    I’m on this shitty keto diet and I can’t have Pupu. Fucking bitch.

  • Just Desserts
    February 12, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    I just hope people don’t start having hundreds of dollars worth of pizzas and Chinese food sent to 120 Gaslight Ave. Apt. #12 customers name Amy. (customer description: angry bitch with man haircut) Because that wouldn’t be funny!

    • Jamie Lee Curtis
      February 12, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      That’s 120 Gaslight Dive, apt. 12.

      Holy Fuck

  • JoeMomma
    February 12, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    Unless your bill was over $40 you were wrong. So simple a snowflake could do it.

  • LOB
    February 12, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    What we need here i some retroactive birth control pill …..

  • Chip Striker
    February 12, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    What a cunt.

  • Puzzled Pete
    February 12, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    Her haircut screams “I’m going to pick up kd lang in my Forrester for our leaf peeping trip to Stowe,” but her written communication skills growl “Friday nights in the Cumby’s parking lot with some cough syrup, scratchers, and smokes.” This is a mystery.

    • z
      February 12, 2019 at 7:16 pm

      I’m getting a “I’m with her vibe.”
      But, deep down inside she looks down on people that look different from her.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 12, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    She should have ordered the “Who fuc dat guy” … Very nutritious.

  • Captain Trips
    February 12, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Some advice: A little less cash on the Poo Poo Platters and a little more on the Botox and chemical face peels sweetie.

  • Get It?
    February 12, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    She looks like she prefers the fish plate

  • Randy Quaid Jr
    February 12, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    She looks like the landlady from the movie Kingpin. I’m sure someone with more computer skills than myself can find the picture

    • Y
      February 12, 2019 at 4:06 pm

      • Randy Quaid Jr
        February 12, 2019 at 4:11 pm

        Thanks Y.
        Spot on

  • Captain Trips
    February 12, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    I’m sure they will miss Hillary Clinton’s also-entitled long lost sister if she never goes back there.

    Boo hoo and A Poo Poo to You!

  • Poo Poo Gonzalez and Butt Nugget Nevins
    February 12, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    It’s always funny when the mentally unbalanced are pushed right to the very edge of sanity, then everyone pauses for a few and then the teetering lunatic is gang-shoved right off the end .Now THAT’S entertainment !! It’s like when you’re in junior high and you get to fuck with the Special Ed kids , all the laffs you can handle and the school day just flies by !!

  • Simon Von Sinister
    February 12, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Hey – what’s a Poo Poo Playhter?

  • mrme
    February 12, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Sounds like a case of one too many Mia Tia’s.

  • Y
    February 12, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    No condoms for Yo Yo

  • Karen
    February 12, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Not sure I’d want to leave my child alone with someone who loses their shit over a take out mistake.

    BTW, when the total came to $23 bucks…you told them it was a mistake, right? Right? Sure you did.

  • Poo Poo For You
    February 12, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Next time just order General Tso’s Chicken or some Crispy Orange Duck to avoid any Confucius

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