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So I’m walking on the rail trail in West Boylston the other day when all of a sudden I see this demonic rodent carrying a dead chipmunk in its mouth. Does anyone have any idea what kind of sorcery this is?
Ummmm….what the hell is that thing?
All I know it it’s pure evil whatever it is. It’s smaller than a squirrel, yet it’s clearly a carnivore that is eating a chipmunk that it likely killed. It’s got big mouse ears, a long ass neck, and a rat tail. I know, it sounds like 90% of the population from Woonsocket, but why is it here? And that thing was not playing around with his or her meal. I’ve asked a bunch of people and no one can seem to figure it out. So what is it nature turtle riders? Is it a ferret? Are they carnivores? Is it Timon? Is it a mutant rat? Is it some sort of rodent? I honestly have no idea since I’m a city boy, so please let me know. Whatever it is these things could the solution for our mouse problem.