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From a turtle rider:

Hey Turtleboy, I saw this in Thompson CT today. Some old guy in boxer shorts. When I drove by the first time he had his hands up like he was yelling or rapping to the camera. This went on for about an hour today. 

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This is the most amazing thing these eyes have ever seen. To say I can’t wait for the video might be understatement of understatements. Two Lambos (those are lambos right) on a front lawn of some sort of mansion in South Webster, with some sort of elderly man wearing only his underwear and running shoes in broad daylight. I have so many questions I don’t know where to begin. Turtleboy NEEDS this rap video and he needs it yesterday.


















12 Comment(s)
  • October 23, 2015 at 11:35 am

    Hi all!

    This was a video shoot for a comedy music video that was released this Tuesday. It’s Called Buy it… Ruin it by my alter ego Gold Money.

    Here is the link…

  • Roger
    September 10, 2015 at 4:10 pm


    I wanted to alert you to a Hi-Jack that occurred when I clicked on one of your “You might be interested in” that appears at the end of your blogs.

    It was the Building Mistakes Photo Site.
    At the 2nd Picture my computer was Hi-Jacked to a site that took control of the laptop and required you to pay a fee to erase a virus.
    It played a loop that you could not easily get out of. I did use Windows Task manager to escape the loop, but it left me feeling uneasy about the safety of the links appearing on your site.

    I wanted you to be aware of this – I was surprised this happened from a link on your page.
    Let me know if this is something that was corrected.


  • Wabbitt
    September 10, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    Calling Thompson South Webster is an insult to Webster.

    Webster may be white trashy as fuck, but it’s not full of wannabe hardo rednecks with chin straps and Vokestaches who think the burn out is the highest form of artistic expression.

  • Nanny
    September 10, 2015 at 6:25 am

    Lawn looks great.

  • Frogshit
    September 10, 2015 at 5:50 am

    Makin’ a PSA? LOL

  • Woodiculous
    September 10, 2015 at 4:25 am

    The red one is a Ferrari 430 or 458 Italia.
    The video is a remnant of the Obama/Deval Patrick/Elizabeth Warren program to expand the use of EBT and other assistance programs.
    Or a new GEICO commercial. “It’s what you do.”

    • True Reality Speaks
      September 10, 2015 at 6:03 am

      Old Balls trying to be more relevant than RBG?

  • supersleuth
    September 9, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    On the original, can you zoom in on the sign on the right? Looks as if it might be a business sign?

  • RJ
    September 9, 2015 at 9:48 pm

    I wasn’t making a rap video. I was yelling at those damn kids to get off my lawn.

    • RSoxguy
      September 9, 2015 at 10:42 pm

      You should paint that lawn (yes mine is the same color).

  • GoWPD
    September 9, 2015 at 9:22 pm

    Thats a ferrari 458 Italia and a lambo. And I bet these are the same guys using their EBT cards at price chopper to buy lobsters.

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    September 9, 2015 at 9:18 pm

    Lambo in white, Ferrari in red. Dumbasses, know your exotics.

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