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When Fall River Meets England: Winnie The Poon Vs. Abortion Spice To Decide Who Is County Durham’s Most Ratchet Is The Greatest Fight Video Ever Recorded

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The only thing better than local ratchets are international ratchets. And this is one of the great ratchet fight videos of all time out of merry old England. Fun starts around the 50 second mark….

It’s Mary Poppins meets Fall River.

Let’s go to the play by play….

It begins with the relatively unknown 6th spice girl, Abortion Spice, voicing her displeasure with a woman who ended up in the slums after failing to make the 1988 England shot put team.

Evidently her beef was over who was over who ate the last of the fish and chips.

Abortion Spice, who of course has a tattoo of a gun holstered onto her right leg, was anxious to bust out the karate moves she learned from her Sensai.

And when that didn’t work, she went to her go to move – the wall of ass:

Unfortunately when you do that around a bunch of foul mouthed cockneys there’s a good chance some hooligan will kick you directly in the arse.

Nevertheless she persisted…

And despite having an obvious size disadvantage from Winnie the Poon, she went directly at her…

But she made a fatal mistake – never hit a British woman holding a mug full of coffee. Because you know what will happen next….

Boom. Right in the kisser!

Gotta give Abortion Spice credit though, she was not phased and jumped right back into the fray…

Winnie the Poon’s made a fatal mistake once the fupa came out to play though….

Never, ever turn your back on a British ratchet while wearing a shirt that says EAT.

(While you’re down there)

Down goes the thightanic! Of course she had to be standing directly next to a short brick wall, thus ensuring maximum hilarity.

This is definitely the kind of public behavior you want to expose your infant child to as well.

Definitely.

If I had to judge this fight I’d probably give it to Abortion Spice. She landed a much higher percentage of her punches, and dodged the major blows from Winnie the Poon.

That’s why fupawoman had to resort to throwing trash can lids.

Then for some unknown reason this bloke kicked over a trash can faster than you can say Bob’s your uncle!

Post fight glamour shots!

Teeth are overrated anyway.

Oh, and of course the video had to end with the cops going inside to interview Winnie the Poon, so naturally Christian Fail took advantage of the opportunity to urinate on the police car.

This was way more fun than the royal wedding!

4 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 7, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    OI M8 – YE GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT FUPAH?

    #FreeTommy by the way.

  • British TG
    June 6, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    I saw this video the other day. I first thought “what year is this? Is she TRYING to look like Baby Spice? Funny watching Winnie the Poon. You know she means business when she starts trying to hitch up her skinny jeans. We call people like this “chavs”.

    Also, Nooooo! They’re not cockneys. That’s London. This is way up north of England Newcastle, so they’re Geordies. Totally different and why you might have difficulty understanding what they’re saying.

    • Rochambeau
      June 6, 2018 at 2:22 pm

      You can enjoy freedom of speech on Turtleboy. The UK will just straight up imprisson anyone asking uncomfortable questions about Pakistani gangs. #freetommy init?

      • British TG
        June 6, 2018 at 3:09 pm

        Oh yeah, good ol’ Tommy. Mr career criminal himself. He has a colourful history including fraud, assault and a passport offence.

        He got sent to prison for being in contempt of court this time. You see, his unique style of ‘reporting’, where he films and interacts with defendants and jurors coming in and out of court will quite possible cause cases to mistrial, allowing potential paedophiles to walk free.

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