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When Food Stamp Fridays Goes Wrong: Chicopee Pooploop Robbed At Gunpoint After Not Paying Up For Food Stamps

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When Food Stamp Fridays Goes Wrong: Chicopee Pooploop Robbed At Gunpoint After Not Paying Up For Food Stamps

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Here’s what happens when Food Stamp Fridays go wrong…..

Hey, the victim kind of had it coming to him. You don’t violate the food stamp code bro. If you agree to buy someone else’s stamps then you need to pay the piper. This ain’t no layaway program. Cash up front only. If you don’t pay for stamps, prepare to get robbed at gunpoint. That’s the code.

Here’s a question – why does this person have food stamps for sale in the first place?

An able bodied, 20 year old male. For some reason he’s on assistance. Sure, we could just make him get a job, but that would probably be racist or poor-shaming or one of those other buzzwords people use to call those who believe individuals should take care of themselves.

I think we can all agree someone like this should not be on assistance, right?

Nope. The dindu nuffin patrol was there to defend his honor:

Oh yea, it doesn’t say that food stamps were being sold. Just “repayment” of the food stamps. Lots of people repay money for things that weren’t for sale in the first place.

And guess what Cheyenne, I don’t need to know his story. Know why? Because he’s a 20 year old able bodied male. Nothing else matters.

But of course we are not allowed to have an opinion on this because as she so eloquently stated,

 “unless you know the people so therefore keep your opinions to yourselves.

” That’s the ultimate ratchet trump card –

“Do you know them? No. So mind your bizzness and only God can judge 100 emoji frfr!!”

Apparently she thinks it’s OK because you’re allowed to do whatever you want with your stamps:

Newsflash Cheyenne – the food stamps don’t really belong to you. They’re property of the taxpayers. We are a generous enough society that we give them to you because we feel bad that your kids had to be born into such a ratchet situation. They are supposed to be a crutch, but you’ve turned them into a lifestyle. You cannot give them to friends. You cannot sell them. If you are in a situation where you have a surplus of stamps to sell, then you shouldn’t be on assistance in the first place.

What are the odds that Cheyenne excels in the art of the dog filter and middle finger bathroom selfies?

Never saw that one coming!!

Here’s my issue – the victim isn’t really a victim. If he accepted someone else’s stamps then he committed a crime too, and he should be arrested. Naturally his iPhone and cash was also stolen, because in Massachusetts we don’t ask people who are “struggling” to cut back on expensive technology. We just keep throwing money at you and assume that your intentions are pure.

8 Comment(s)
  • Cheyenne Hale
    January 2, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Cheyenne here hi how are you! Yeah wasn’t defending this person shown in picture, was saying on the person who he held at gunpoint. And I was saying that it’s funny everyone was freaking out because the post said foodstamps in it and not the fact he had an illegal gun and kidnapped someone but yes please come at my life and my pictures. I appreciate you’re thoughts on what I do with my life very much you affect me so much. Not really you’re kind of ignorant for not seeing what I was getting at when I’ve clearly stated it several times. But again thanks booooo yah making me famous!

  • it just a thang
    December 14, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    • runaway
      December 15, 2017 at 5:28 am

      good god… that’s real not a movie, every day behavior all over America, I want to move to patagonia or the himalayas, I’ll take my chances in Churchill Canada with the polar bears. Unbelievable what is accepted as “culture” or “community” mob-rule tribalism, lawlessness all over this country and always the same people doing the same things.

  • dont axe why
    December 14, 2017 at 8:49 pm

  • Anon.
    December 14, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    He looks like he needs them instead of working…

  • TJB
    December 14, 2017 at 11:44 am

    Re: food stamps. The state should end EBT and have the person pick them up and sign for them with a photo ID. You have 30 days to find a ride. DTS is on the bus route. Hold a RE EVALUATION every six months. This will save millions.

    • Mike LeTauris
      December 14, 2017 at 12:10 pm

      That’s how it was back when the city and Town Halls handled welfare disbursements. The system has been since modified to actually encourage abuse!

    • Joe Lupinski
      December 14, 2017 at 1:55 pm

      Also, no junk food like soda, chips, dip, candy should be allowed when purchased with food stamps. Meat, vegetables, dairy – anything nutritious should be OK. I bet the average BMI of people on assistance is greater than those who actually contribute to society.

      You want brownies and orange soda for breakfast? Blow some working slob for $10 and buy them yourself. At least you worked for the money.

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