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Predictably Spanky McFarlane and the butthurts won’t let this fake Gaffney Facebook post go. They want it to be true so badly, because they desperately need to discredit the guy who took down Mosaic. Here is Clive’s latest masterpiece on the topic today. Let’s look at some of our favorite parts:

It matters not whether the offensive Facebook post was real or fake.

Yea, it doesn’t matter if the post was real or fake. All that matters is that Gaffney is being accused of something and Gaffney is a racist so lets get out the pitchforks!!

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When you are a city councilor and the vice chairman of the City Council, the company you keep is as important a rubric of one’s character as the words you write and speak.

So let me get this straight Spanky. If a City Councilors associates themselves with shitbags who call other black people they don’t like, “coons,” and “house n words,” then this reflects poorly on the City Councilor right? Anyone fit that profile?

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Oh right, the good reverend herself. Her Facebook roster is filled with dirtbags and criminals. Just look at this conversation with Hate “the most racist person in Worcester” Pickens conversing on the Facebook machine:

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But please, tell  me more about how Turtleboy is the wrong company to keep. 

And it is my belief that the cesspool that birthed the offending post linked to his name is one that Gaffney has endlessly promoted and enabled by frequently linking readers to such garbage and by using such pollution as the basis for policy debates on the floor of the City Council.

LOL. Cesspool. Pollution. Garbage. These are all synonyms for “the truth.” We own this man’s brain. 


Speaking of pollution and garbage, remember when Clive McFarlane compared Gaffney to a slave master:

It is not an unfair question, because Mr. Gaffney, who is openly dismissive of criminal justice reform advocates in this city and who seemed inclined to turn the public schools into armed encampments, is now the vice chairman of the City Council. And every time he swings that gavel in the people’s chamber, it will likely resonate among the city’s community of color with the sting of a slave master’s whip.

I do. But please, tell me more about how Turtleboy is the one who writes incendiary things.

Rev. Payson also accused Gaffney of “liking” on a social blog a video that used Adolf Hitler to lampoon Mayor Joe Petty. Meanwhile Gaffney’s successful attack on Mosaic Cultural Complex, a black-operated social service agency, was based largely on a social media blog that had denigrated the agency and its work in the community.

No, Gaffney’s fine work from Mosaic was a product of them doing stupid things openly. Ya know, like bragging about how they were ripping off taxpayers with white guilt and submitting timesheets which were easily proven to be falsified. 

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If the post fits, you own it, councilor. Of course, you don’t have to worry about the city conducting a forensic audit of your Facebook account, or asking the state attorney general to investigate your social media proclivities. Such City Council actions are only reserved for minority social service organizations.

There it is folks!! The race card!! Clive never blogs without it. Hey Spanky, the city won’t be conducting a “forensic audit” of Gaffney’s Facebook, because Facebook is a private corporation. Mosaic got checks from City Hall. Does your simple mind understand this very simple concept? No? Didn’t think so. Better blame it on racism. 

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They’ve been waiting for something like this for a long time, which is probably the reason one of them created a fake Gaffney name and wrote all that stuff that a lawyer would obviously be smart enough not to write. It all comes back to Mosaic. If you don’t think one of them is behind this then you’re obviously not very smart. Go check out the Communities United Collective page. They shared the Spanky article today and obviously made ANOTHER fake Gaffney page which then left some colorful commentary that we won’t even put on this blog because it is so vile. 

The bottom line is they will never get over the butthurt they felt after Mosaic was assassinated by Turtleboy. They will go to any lengths to discredit them, which includes making up fake names on Facebook. But we are just happy to know that every time Spanky thinks about Turtleboy he has smoke coming out of his ears, because we own this man’s brain. 


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13 Comment(s)
  • just nick
    February 25, 2016 at 3:07 am

    I can just imagine the T&G legal reviewers fell over themselves dotting I and crossing Ts on Spanky’s article. Why sue InCity when the big fish is the T&G. Then again we have someone who fabricated a story, claimed it was true to Rosalie and all of it was knowingly false. But now, Gordon files a lawsuit and doesn’t get the filing right, had no credibility based on his previous false statements and thinks he can collect $$. BTW, Gordon Frivolous lawsuits have repercussions and a wrongly identified defendant can requests sanctions (which boo boo is $$ you get to pay to the defendant including attorney fees). What a maroon.

  • Publius
    February 24, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    Looks like the race baiters met their match. Mosaic down. Other race baiters may not like what they see if this lawsuit proceeds. The “plaintiff” gonna have a high burden to meet. What kind of lawyer is investing vast resources in this case? LOL.

  • Reddog
    February 24, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    So sick of Clive. Every time I see a pic of his racist face I cringe.

  • BlackandWhite
    February 24, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    Clive is one of the biggest reason why I cancelled my subscription.

  • Del Griffith
    February 24, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    Sarai complaining about her perceived discrimination and calling people Satan’s crackers. My heart bleeds for her, she’s whiter than I am, and an absolutely vile person not unlike Hillary Clinton

  • GoneWest
    February 24, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    If I have to read that screenshot of Pickens calling that guy a coon one more fucking time. Get over it. Find new material.

    • Q-Ball
      February 24, 2016 at 8:43 pm

      Looks like you’re the one needs to get over it.

  • Bryan
    February 24, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    The company you keep is as important a rubric of one’s character as the words you write and speak…what da duck does this even mean? Seriously, your only job is to sling words, and you can’t use a word you slang properly? Which exact meaning of rubric was he meaning when using the term?

  • Chris Seith
    working poor
    February 24, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    No wonder RBG got 2 years of that welfare cheese. And he is crazy so it was only A statement of facts.

  • UnicornBoyeeeeeeee
    February 24, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    Yo turtle! now you can finally indulge in as many moes burritos as your little turtle heart is able to! With that lawsuit, you’ll have toilet paper for weeeeeeeeeeekkkkssss!!!!

  • Publius
    February 24, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    Clive writes about two things exclusively, bashing Gaffney and real and often imagined racism. tedious.

  • Star1
    February 24, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    Turtleboy you have more things to worry about then Clive how bout that lawsuit huh hahahhahahahhahahhhahahahahahah

    • Claverly
      February 24, 2016 at 7:22 pm

      Yeah a Gordon Davis lawsuit is very very scary. I’d be amazed if the suit doesn’t get thrown out because he spelled his own name wrong.

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