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Whiny Rhode Island Sewer Guppy Demands Chariho School Assembly So She Can Get Out Of Class After Posting Viral Toilet Seat With “For Whites Only” That’s Probably A Hate Crime Hoax

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Here’s your latest fake hate crime out of Chariho Regional High School in Richmond, RI.

Well, that’s a shitty thing to do.

First of all, there’s a 99.9% chance that whoever took this picture wrote those words. Because that’s always what ends up happening.

Secondly, and more importantly, if it’s real, who cares? Erase it and move on with your life. Or better yet, if you are a person of color and you see this, drop an upper decker. What better way to shit all over racism than by literally shitting all over racism?

This whole, “I saw racist graffiti in the bathroom, time to protest y’all” bullshit needs to come to an end. This is what kids do now. Some shithead tries to get a rise out of everyone by carving a swastika on the dumper stall and the next thing you know it’s on the news, there’s a student walkout, and they’re bringing in counselors to talk about feelings and shit.

It really all goes back to Trump. This shit happened all the time when I was in high school and you just ignored it and moved on with your day. But because they want us to believe that Nazis are coming to power we have to pretend like this is a bigger deal than it is. It’s not. But nevertheless they want us to believe the Nazis are coming to power, except instead of seizing power and running local governments they’re writing words on toilet seats.

And what does this basic chick want? She wants the superintendent to have an assembly. Translation – she wants to get out of math class tomorrow. That is the only purpose assemblies every served in high school. They were great excuses to not have class. Never in the history of mankind has a student assembly actually done anything. They bring you down to the auditorium, tell you not to do drugs or drink beer, and then everyone gets high and drinks Miller High Life at a keg party in the woods anyway.

And what would they tell kids at this assembly? Don’t be racist? Racism is bad? Yea, no shit. They already know that. That’s literally the reason someone likely wrote this – because they know they’re not supposed to. It’s bathroom trolling. Under no circumstances should you ever pay attention to this. If the superintendent really did have this brought to his attention and he ignored it then he should be commended, because a lot of these PC hacks would’ve gone the diversity training route.

In reality this is just a spoiled high school girl who is upset that the guy who runs the school district isn’t doing everything she demands. Because that’s how these entitled little shitburgers roll these days. They make the rules, not the teachers or administrators.

Oh, and the school is also covering up kiddie porn and sexual assault, and the superintendent is just like, “whatevs.” If only there was an assembly then there would be no kiddie porn.

Turns out Hannah has a long and documented history of crying racism/sexism/BLT-123ism on social media.

And she wants to get a free pass for telling racist jokes about white people on Facebook because…..Nazi rallies.

Suck it up wypipo!!

What are the odds she would be the one to discover the toilet seat that reads, “for whites only”?

Oh, and it just so happens that she also alerted authorities about a rape tape going around, which of course administration and the police swept under the rug.

Oh look, she had more demands that weren’t met by adults. Almost like there’s some sort of pattern developing here with her.

Even though she hasn’t been at this school for very long, she sure does have a knack for being the victims of hate crimes.

Again. All of that is made up. All of it.

So is this.

Ya know how I can tell? Because he couldn’t be bothered to use a fucking period. I don’t need to know anything else about him. Dude is 100% ratchet, and nothing he says can be believed.

Anyway, someone wrote something on Facebook so it must be true. Sure, you could just not give trolls the attention they so dearly crave, or you could do exactly what you want them to do and start tagging the news.

Because you know the MSM is always looking to swallow some bullshit for cheap clicks.

Also, make sure to tag really reliable sources like the Huffington Post and The Root too.

Gee whiz, I wonder why they tagged those guys. Almost as if their entire business model revolves around spreading fake hate crimes for ad revenue.

After someone posts an unproven allegation of racism on social media it’s usually followed by other people coming forward with their even more ridiculous and unbelievable tales of racism.

I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex.

This is what we’re dealing with.

Nuff said.

The school does not separate the 1% of black students from the rest of the population. No. Just no. But of course Hannah believes it because she’s a gullible, stupid high school teenager who will pretty much eat anything you throw her way, so long as it fits her budding SJW agenda. If you think she’s bad now, check back in on her in 5 years after she’s finishing up her degree in Gender Studies.

This also never happened.

Imagine being so stupid that you actually believed kids at this school routinely sang “KKK songs?” What does the KKK even sing? I knew they did cross burnings but I wasn’t aware they did a Christmas album.

Some demanded the school take action.

Yea, they should totally drop everything they’re doing to make a federal case out of an unknown kid, who they’ll never be able to find, writing words on a toilet. Sounds about right.

Then there was this.

Well, there it is – the stupidest thing you’ll read this Friday.

The parents of the mixed race children, who cannot complete a sentence without mentioning their mixed race child, warned that if anyone did anything racist to their kid, it was gonna be a wrap.

Luckily for Hannah she can rest assured knowing she’s not the first student who hasn’t been able to demand assemblies on a whim.

Oh snap! The bootleg IG model told the superintendent how to run the schools and he didn’t listen to her!! What on earth was he thinking? Does this not look like a woman fully capable of running a regional school district?

I would definitely take advice from her. She puts the Plan B in EBT.

The bottom line is that this was likely done by the kid who took the picture, and if it wasn’t then it’s some stupid troll who should be ignored. Kids doing dumb shit for attention isn’t new. They know you dolts will eat their shit up and give them exactly what they want, so maybe, just maybe, you should stop being so predictable. Might help. 

22 Comment(s)
  • Kyle
    December 30, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    Its just called a hate hoax. Hate Hoax is the agreed upon term.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 24, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    Xmas KKK hit single… White Christmas

  • Brett Hull
    December 22, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    These outraged individuals should take a walk through some construction sites, go on a guided tour and open up the shit houses. Now you wanna talk about racism, oh boy, there is so much racist graffiti on the walls of those porta potties aimed at every nationality on earth, including whites that would make your head spin. I personally liked the one that had a sign taped to the front door “No gringos”. And that was at a residential building project in Burlington. Fucking people are way too sensitive these days. By the way, that Tiffany Johnston chick has a face designed specifically for cum baths.

  • Natasha
    December 22, 2018 at 9:19 am

    “If only their was an assembly, then there would be no kiddie porn.” Love it!

    • Natasha
      December 22, 2018 at 9:32 am


      Also, looking forward to next year’s KKK holiday album!

  • Natasha
    December 22, 2018 at 9:17 am

    I work with kids with behavioral problems… what is the ONE thing you’re supposed to do when they exhibit a behavior that is not acceptable, IGNORE IT. Don’t respond. Right on to this superintendent! An assembly will 100% promote more of these “hate crimes”.

  • Fedora Wearing Blog Critic
    December 22, 2018 at 12:20 am

    That was written by a person of color implying whites belong in the toilet, just like shit. If it was meant in the way she implies, then it would be on the door.

    Another case solved by the Fedora Wearing Blog Critic.

  • Ha!
    December 21, 2018 at 10:21 pm

    No way this is an authentic hate crime. Everyone knows that white kids use the nurses bathroom. Didn’t think of that now did ya, Laquishonda?

  • Clitty Litter
    December 21, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    She sells, she sells……..Fake News.

    Can smell it a mile away.

  • Fuck You
    December 21, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    Wow hope the white boy who wrote this meaningless drivel in his momma’s basement feels good about himself. You did your WESEARCH WITTLE BABY. Bravo on the screenshots of underage girls it really brings out the CREEEP! Unfortunately attacking a person’s appearance and not their argument makes you look like the little shrimp dick bitch boy you are. You’re vile for writing this and attacking high school girls. If you spent a little more effort on your journalism degree maybe you could have a more meaningful career than this shitshow excuse for a website. That’s probably expecting too much from someone like you. Fall in a ditch and die.

    • You can't cuz I'm fucking you're mom
      December 21, 2018 at 7:38 pm

      Yawn. Shut your mouth you rascit. Why on earth does a 15 year old have a public Facebook account? Why is she searchable in the first place? Only a couple of clicks and it’s taken care of. It’s irresponsible, especially when she’s posting stuff with the intent of it going public. Why not have a parent post it? If you’re mature enough to make public demands and calling out public figures, then you’re mature enough for the blowback. People use children all the time as human shields, in both war and in public debates. Shame on you sir, Shame on you.

  • Common Man
    December 21, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    Being a victim is so popular now that you have Italians claiming to be minorities. Maybe it’s the time of month where she’s got spaghetti sauce coming out of her clam.

    • Fo Sho
      Stew Guts
      December 21, 2018 at 7:43 pm

      Certainly you mean “the gravey”……..

  • don
    December 21, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    how racist is this girl. she sat on that toilet and the words were imprinted on her ass from the marker. when the gang of homies went to tag team her, all they saw was FOR WHITES ONLY. now she lost all her homie friends.

  • Art R.
    December 21, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    I was hoping there would be a picture of her sweet brown ass sitting on that toilet….mmmmm

  • Y
    December 21, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Don’t forget to donate to get the border wall built:

  • Y
    December 21, 2018 at 11:59 am

    Kara Burdick (last girl in the article)…how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
    Asking for, well, for myself. 1-800-GET-@-ME

  • Anonymous
    December 21, 2018 at 8:44 am

    Dehj Jyree sounds like an American name to me. All of them seem to illicit the American way of life we have known for generations. And it can hardly be said that this is a hoax perpetrated by these future upstanding citizens.

  • Sick of these ratchet fucks
    December 21, 2018 at 8:35 am

    Fake! The girl has too much bathroom time on her hands. I wonder if she was at least smart enough to wash her hands after she used the shitter.. She looks like She doesn’t wash much.

  • Independent Thinker
    December 21, 2018 at 7:24 am

    These types of acts are most likely being done by the far left so they can blame Trump and accuse his supports of being racists. The real racists are the ones trying to pit the races against each other.

    It takes a lot of nerve to demand an assembly and to expect others to take time out from their busy day in order to accommodate one person.

    • Randall Guy
      December 21, 2018 at 8:20 am

      100% false flag. Nobody is dumb enough to risk their family’s name or their life to write some words on a toilet/stall anymore. Maybe back in the day before people had a meltdown over everything, but definitely not today.

  • Turtle Rider
    December 21, 2018 at 3:27 am

    LOL someone needs to scream WHITE POWER!!!! at this chick.

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