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Here’s your latest fake hate crime out of Chariho Regional High School in Richmond, RI.
Well, that’s a shitty thing to do.
First of all, there’s a 99.9% chance that whoever took this picture wrote those words. Because that’s always what ends up happening.
Secondly, and more importantly, if it’s real, who cares? Erase it and move on with your life. Or better yet, if you are a person of color and you see this, drop an upper decker. What better way to shit all over racism than by literally shitting all over racism?
This whole, “I saw racist graffiti in the bathroom, time to protest y’all” bullshit needs to come to an end. This is what kids do now. Some shithead tries to get a rise out of everyone by carving a swastika on the dumper stall and the next thing you know it’s on the news, there’s a student walkout, and they’re bringing in counselors to talk about feelings and shit.
It really all goes back to Trump. This shit happened all the time when I was in high school and you just ignored it and moved on with your day. But because they want us to believe that Nazis are coming to power we have to pretend like this is a bigger deal than it is. It’s not. But nevertheless they want us to believe the Nazis are coming to power, except instead of seizing power and running local governments they’re writing words on toilet seats.
And what does this basic chick want? She wants the superintendent to have an assembly. Translation – she wants to get out of math class tomorrow. That is the only purpose assemblies every served in high school. They were great excuses to not have class. Never in the history of mankind has a student assembly actually done anything. They bring you down to the auditorium, tell you not to do drugs or drink beer, and then everyone gets high and drinks Miller High Life at a keg party in the woods anyway.
And what would they tell kids at this assembly? Don’t be racist? Racism is bad? Yea, no shit. They already know that. That’s literally the reason someone likely wrote this – because they know they’re not supposed to. It’s bathroom trolling. Under no circumstances should you ever pay attention to this. If the superintendent really did have this brought to his attention and he ignored it then he should be commended, because a lot of these PC hacks would’ve gone the diversity training route.
In reality this is just a spoiled high school girl who is upset that the guy who runs the school district isn’t doing everything she demands. Because that’s how these entitled little shitburgers roll these days. They make the rules, not the teachers or administrators.
Oh, and the school is also covering up kiddie porn and sexual assault, and the superintendent is just like, “whatevs.” If only there was an assembly then there would be no kiddie porn.
Turns out Hannah has a long and documented history of crying racism/sexism/BLT-123ism on social media.
And she wants to get a free pass for telling racist jokes about white people on Facebook because…..Nazi rallies.
Suck it up wypipo!!
What are the odds she would be the one to discover the toilet seat that reads, “for whites only”?
Oh, and it just so happens that she also alerted authorities about a rape tape going around, which of course administration and the police swept under the rug.
Oh look, she had more demands that weren’t met by adults. Almost like there’s some sort of pattern developing here with her.
Even though she hasn’t been at this school for very long, she sure does have a knack for being the victims of hate crimes.
Again. All of that is made up. All of it.
So is this.
Ya know how I can tell? Because he couldn’t be bothered to use a fucking period. I don’t need to know anything else about him. Dude is 100% ratchet, and nothing he says can be believed.
Anyway, someone wrote something on Facebook so it must be true. Sure, you could just not give trolls the attention they so dearly crave, or you could do exactly what you want them to do and start tagging the news.
Because you know the MSM is always looking to swallow some bullshit for cheap clicks.
Also, make sure to tag really reliable sources like the Huffington Post and The Root too.
Gee whiz, I wonder why they tagged those guys. Almost as if their entire business model revolves around spreading fake hate crimes for ad revenue.
After someone posts an unproven allegation of racism on social media it’s usually followed by other people coming forward with their even more ridiculous and unbelievable tales of racism.
I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex.
This is what we’re dealing with.
The school does not separate the 1% of black students from the rest of the population. No. Just no. But of course Hannah believes it because she’s a gullible, stupid high school teenager who will pretty much eat anything you throw her way, so long as it fits her budding SJW agenda. If you think she’s bad now, check back in on her in 5 years after she’s finishing up her degree in Gender Studies.
This also never happened.
Imagine being so stupid that you actually believed kids at this school routinely sang “KKK songs?” What does the KKK even sing? I knew they did cross burnings but I wasn’t aware they did a Christmas album.
Some demanded the school take action.
Yea, they should totally drop everything they’re doing to make a federal case out of an unknown kid, who they’ll never be able to find, writing words on a toilet. Sounds about right.
Then there was this.
Well, there it is – the stupidest thing you’ll read this Friday.
The parents of the mixed race children, who cannot complete a sentence without mentioning their mixed race child, warned that if anyone did anything racist to their kid, it was gonna be a wrap.
Luckily for Hannah she can rest assured knowing she’s not the first student who hasn’t been able to demand assemblies on a whim.
Oh snap! The bootleg IG model told the superintendent how to run the schools and he didn’t listen to her!! What on earth was he thinking? Does this not look like a woman fully capable of running a regional school district?
I would definitely take advice from her. She puts the Plan B in EBT.
The bottom line is that this was likely done by the kid who took the picture, and if it wasn’t then it’s some stupid troll who should be ignored. Kids doing dumb shit for attention isn’t new. They know you dolts will eat their shit up and give them exactly what they want, so maybe, just maybe, you should stop being so predictable. Might help.