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Some of the Turtleboy counterrevolutionaries point to the fact that we put screen shots of dumb things people say on Facebook and put them on our blogs.

At first I thought, “maybe they have a point.” Then I realized that “legitimate” media sites like the Telegram and Gazette, Deadspin, the Boston Globe…pretty much EVERYONE does the same exact thing. Think about it – what did Clive do when he “outed” Turtleboy. He was trying to publicly shame someone for selling ad space on our site. What was the purpose of that besides public shaming?

I think a lesson that can be learned here is that if you have something spectacularly moronic to say, write it down in your diary instead of on your Facebook. The Internet is not your diary.

With that said a reader sent us some screen shots from a girl from Charlton named Sam Dumas who is a student at American University in Washington. Here’s what she wrote about the Baltimore riots:

LOL. Here’s what we’re dealing with with Sam Dumas:

If that isn’t the face of someone who understands what it’s like to be poor and black in America, then I don’t know what is. She is definitely in a position to call other white people racist. Everyone knows that freshmen in college know WAY more about the world than everyone else. After all, college life is real, and rational professors like Sonya Conner are the smartest people on earth. With that said, lets have Sam Dumas drop some hot knowledgeable takes on us…

Do you have white guilt? Well you probably should. Because only wicked smart college freshmen who grew up in lilly white communities know about how important it is to constantly get this white burden off your chest:

Here I was starting off sentences with “I’m not racist,” but little did I know that this in fact qualifies me as a racist. After all, a white girl from Charlton said so.

I wonder if she likes Turtleboy Sports?

The fact that Sam Dumas is saying our blog is racist and sexist, basically tells you everything you need to know about people who think are blogs are racist and sexist. Just remember – if you think our blogs are racist and sexist, then you most likely think rioting and looting is an appropriate way to show your displeasure in a democracy.

And surprise, surprise, she supports the Kelley Square criminals

If you don’t speak Twitter, what happened here is she posted the announcement that these criminals were being brought to court, and then sarcastically said, “ah yes so proud.” As in, she’s not proud of her home county for prosecuting these dangerous criminals. Because she thinks what they’re doing is legitimate. Because she’s a freshmen in college and knows more about the world than you do.

The thing about being in college is that you’re in a parallel universe. I went to Clark, so I realize this better than anyone. In college you are taught that in the real world you will get paid for sitting around and talking about how you’re going to change the world. You’re taught to be a free spirit, do whatever you want without consequences, and most importantly you are indoctrinated over and over again that white men are serial rapist oppressors.

Then you make that first trip home for Christmas break and you’re back in reality. Apparently there is more to life than going to classes, drinking beers, and sleeping in. For people like Sam Dumas this can be a culture shock:

But Mommy and Daddy – don’t you know about institutional racism? Why are you so obsessed with working, and paying for my overpriced education at American University? I have so many cool things about racism that I learned. Why aren’t you listening to me? Don’t you know that one semester in college means I know more about the world than you do?

Oh yea, and when you leave Charlton for the first time in your life you automatically turn smarter than everyone else from your hometown. After all, people who don’t travel 500 miles south are racist townies!!

Oh yea, and if you’re a straight white guy who is “cisgender” (new buzzword for when you have a penis and you agree that it belongs to you) then you better get out of her face

You see that cisgender guys? You gotta work for Sam Dumas, cuz she don’t want no scrubs.

Well that’s debatable. Obviously Sam Dumas is a classy young woman, and as a feminist, she has very specific demands for the kind of guy who appeals to her

Thank God I have the off campus meal plan.

I wonder what she wants to be when she grows up? Because kids these days should probably be careful about what they put on the Internet. After all, a quick Google search a prospective employer basically brings up everything about you. Let’s check out her bio from when she was featured in the feministo website “HerCampus”

Oh good, a lawyer. Just what we need. A lawyer who thinks it’s OK to assault police officers, burn down someone’s business/livelihood, and force the government to call in the national guard. I’m sure tweets like this will help her get into law school:

Well that’s lovely. We say all the time that were a feminist blog because that’s exactly what we are. Ya see, feminism is supposed to be about equality. But when you go to college you are taught to be a “feministo”. This means that you should cut your hair, neglect your armpits, hate men, and write things online about your never ending search for felatio. But they’re not the real feminists anymore than they are the real civil rights movement. They’re just morons with too much time on their hands. Some are just better about keeping the dumb things in their head off the Internet.