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White Girl Sam Dumas Says You’re Racist For Condemning Baltimore Riots


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Some of the Turtleboy counterrevolutionaries point to the fact that we put screen shots of dumb things people say on Facebook and put them on our blogs.

At first I thought, “maybe they have a point.” Then I realized that “legitimate” media sites like the Telegram and Gazette, Deadspin, the Boston Globe…pretty much EVERYONE does the same exact thing. Think about it – what did Clive do when he “outed” Turtleboy. He was trying to publicly shame someone for selling ad space on our site. What was the purpose of that besides public shaming?

I think a lesson that can be learned here is that if you have something spectacularly moronic to say, write it down in your diary instead of on your Facebook. The Internet is not your diary.

With that said a reader sent us some screen shots from a girl from Charlton named Sam Dumas who is a student at American University in Washington. Here’s what she wrote about the Baltimore riots:

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LOL. Here’s what we’re dealing with with Sam Dumas:

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If that isn’t the face of someone who understands what it’s like to be poor and black in America, then I don’t know what is. She is definitely in a position to call other white people racist. Everyone knows that freshmen in college know WAY more about the world than everyone else. After all, college life is real, and rational professors like Sonya Conner are the smartest people on earth. With that said, lets have Sam Dumas drop some hot knowledgeable takes on us…

Do you have white guilt? Well you probably should. Because only wicked smart college freshmen who grew up in lilly white communities know about how important it is to constantly get this white burden off your chest:

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Here I was starting off sentences with “I’m not racist,” but little did I know that this in fact qualifies me as a racist. After all, a white girl from Charlton said so.

I wonder if she likes Turtleboy Sports?

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The fact that Sam Dumas is saying our blog is racist and sexist, basically tells you everything you need to know about people who think are blogs are racist and sexist. Just remember – if you think our blogs are racist and sexist, then you most likely think rioting and looting is an appropriate way to show your displeasure in a democracy.

And surprise, surprise, she supports the Kelley Square criminals

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If you don’t speak Twitter, what happened here is she posted the announcement that these criminals were being brought to court, and then sarcastically said, “ah yes so proud.” As in, she’s not proud of her home county for prosecuting these dangerous criminals. Because she thinks what they’re doing is legitimate. Because she’s a freshmen in college and knows more about the world than you do.

The thing about being in college is that you’re in a parallel universe. I went to Clark, so I realize this better than anyone. In college you are taught that in the real world you will get paid for sitting around and talking about how you’re going to change the world. You’re taught to be a free spirit, do whatever you want without consequences, and most importantly you are indoctrinated over and over again that white men are serial rapist oppressors.

Then you make that first trip home for Christmas break and you’re back in reality. Apparently there is more to life than going to classes, drinking beers, and sleeping in. For people like Sam Dumas this can be a culture shock:

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Oh yea, and when you leave Charlton for the first time in your life you automatically turn smarter than everyone else from your hometown. After all, people who don’t travel 500 miles south are racist townies!!

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Oh yea, and if you’re a straight white guy who is “cisgender” (new buzzword for when you have a penis and you agree that it belongs to you) then you better get out of her face

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You see that cisgender guys? You gotta work for Sam Dumas, cuz she don’t want no scrubs.

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Well that’s debatable. Obviously Sam Dumas is a classy young woman, and as a feminist, she has very specific demands for the kind of guy who appeals to her

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I wonder what she wants to be when she grows up? Because kids these days should probably be careful about what they put on the Internet. After all, a quick Google search a prospective employer basically brings up everything about you. Let’s check out her bio from when she was featured in the feministo website “HerCampus”

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Oh good, a lawyer. Just what we need. A lawyer who thinks it’s OK to assault police officers, burn down someone’s business/livelihood, and force the government to call in the national guard. I’m sure tweets like this will help her get into law school:

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Well that’s lovely. We say all the time that were a feminist blog because that’s exactly what we are. Ya see, feminism is supposed to be about equality. But when you go to college you are taught to be a “feministo”. This means that you should cut your hair, neglect your armpits, hate men, and write things online about your never ending search for felatio. But they’re not the real feminists anymore than they are the real civil rights movement. They’re just morons with too much time on their hands. Some are just better about keeping the dumb things in their head off the Internet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

93 Comment(s)
  • SheDeservedAllOfIt
    February 24, 2016 at 8:13 am

    This is still my favorite article on the internet…

    God Bless turtleboy

  • No
    May 1, 2015 at 3:10 pm

    I had anal sex with Sam Dumas. Brown eyes matter.

  • BobnMic
    April 30, 2015 at 12:41 am

    I do not support the defamation of this apparent misguided / disillusioned young lady but this was my one of recent posts; “And what is wrong with using the word Thug to describe a coat-tail ridding group of individuals that take advantage of what was supposed to be a peaceful protest for citizens to vent their issues against government? This is the one and only thing Obama got right when describing these criminals in Baltimore. Thugs are exactly what that group of mostly disillusioned teens / 20 somethings who they were conducting themselves, as we saw in many instances in our country recently, and literally blew the whole message about the alleged legitimacy of oppression and grievances against those less fortunate and struggling opposing the local, state and federal government in particular law enforcement. You “Thugs” fucked that whole thing up. Congratu-fucking-lations. Nice job and I hope your free stolen Samsung HD TV that you looted has a great fucking picture because in the BIG picture that was one step forward and ten steps back. This ruins the whole anti-whateverthefuck you’re bitching about’s creditability.”

  • someones mom
    April 29, 2015 at 11:45 pm

    had to spell that wrong for it to post. Amazing. Thank God you got f i r e d. You are a disgusting excuse for a man.

  • someones mom
    April 29, 2015 at 11:42 pm

    Sam is a good kid. Her parents are in my opinion the best a kid could ask for. Her family had a girl from Brooklyn come every summer. She’s not racist. She’s a college freshman with an opinion. Like that’s something new? Luckily, you don’t have a vindictive former t e ac her following every tweet you make.

    • JayC
      April 30, 2015 at 4:57 am

      You may not think she is a racist, but she announces to the whole world in her tweets that her parents are racist! That’s a pretty disturbing accusation from a child in such a public forum.

      Like I commented earlier, I’d pull the plug on that particular education model. Maybe give the option of working full-time and commutting locally to take night classes. That way my she gets a dose of reality and the working world, still gets educated, and the money saved toward education would be used a little smarter.

      It would be a cold day in hell before I send my child off to college only to have them publicly call their parents a racist, and then continue bankrolling that non-sense after risking harm to the parents good reputation.

    • Finnish Goalie
      April 30, 2015 at 5:46 am

      Oh yeah, the best parent’s that she could ever have.

      They pay for her college hundreds of miles away so that she can come home and belittle them in a public fashion.

      Their money is still green though, right?

    • Finnish Goalie
      April 30, 2015 at 5:50 am

      I had opinion’s too. But if I or any of my siblings acted in such a manner on my parent’s dime and they found out, I’d be going to a community college somewhere else closer to home or taking out personal loans.

      Guess that means I just had wretched parents, correct?

  • someones mom
    April 29, 2015 at 11:34 pm

    Turtleboy must have flagged key words to not be posted. wow. you are a pussy.

    • someones mom
      April 29, 2015 at 11:37 pm

      so much for freedom of speech.

    • Finnish Goalie
      April 30, 2015 at 5:47 am

      Do tell.

    • Finnish Goalie
      April 30, 2015 at 10:03 am

      I do find funny the concept of a hypothetical mother calling someone a pussy.

      • G-Love478
        April 30, 2015 at 3:06 pm

        You took the words right out of my keyboard!!!!

  • RSoxGuy
    April 29, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    I love all the hypocrites here who are bashing TB for having an opinion on someone who has an opinion. All these kids are clearly too stupid to realize they are contradicting themselves. Fucking idiots.

  • Areyouserious?
    April 29, 2015 at 10:59 am

    The people complaining are all obviously young. These coddled little kids have some misconceptions about the real world. Free speech isn’t limited to yourself and people who agree with you. You have a right to an opinion, but other people also have a right to an opinion even if it’s different than your own. Calling some one out for being an idiot is NOT bullying. The over use of the word bullying is the first hint that are still in high school or just recently graduated. EVERYTHING is considered bullying now-a-days. And last reposting what some one wrote on a public forum (Twitter/FB are public) is not stalking. Not even close. If you don’t want to be called out for being a fucking moron DON’T POST STUPID SHIT. Simple as that

  • John
    April 29, 2015 at 9:00 am

    Fact: Reposting things that a person puts out on a public social media platform is not bullying.
    Fact: All of the nudniks complaining about this girl being publicly shamed are card carrying members of the Butthurt Brigade. They have no problem with demonizing white people just for being born white, and they have no problem with demonizing the police, the majority of whom are in public service because they want to serve.
    Fact: Turtleboy is an American hero.
    Opinion: Dumbass Dumas isn’t half bad looking. She should wise up and she might have a bright future.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    April 29, 2015 at 8:03 am

    So you morons defending Sam – if your so concerned then why don’t you convince her to stop posting stupid shit on the PUBLIC internet PUBLIC. PUBLIC = for all to see for eternity.

    As soon as she did, she opened herself up to this ridicule. While admittedly some of these attacks are wrong, you have to be pretty ignorant in this day and age to post something like, “eating pussy for 1.5 min” and “not enough dick in central mass” to not expect a world of hurt to rain down on your world. Sheer ignorance. Particularly when saying something stupid like endowing what the savages in Baltimore are doing….

    Stay classy Sam… NOT!

  • lol
    April 29, 2015 at 1:58 am

    These butthurt people are all Sam

  • Hannah
    April 28, 2015 at 9:59 pm

    This article is complete garbage. You’re trashing on somebody just for having different opinions than you and the fact that you stalked the shit out of her twitter is disturbing. While I don’t necessarily agree with some of the stuff she posts, its beyond fucked up to broadcast her personal information across the internet and to slander her just because she doesnt like your blog. Plenty of accounts post tweets way more dramatic than the stuff she does and that fact that you’re targeting her specifically is beyond creepy. Leave her alone and take down this pathetic excuse of an article.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      April 28, 2015 at 11:14 pm

      Sounds like Slammin’ Sammy sent her white, upper middle-class, college freshman, girl squad to fight her battles for her.

      • G-Love478
        April 30, 2015 at 3:03 pm

        Slammin’ Sammy….I love it!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • Notok
    April 28, 2015 at 9:27 pm

    That fact that you literally stalked her accounts is seriously crossing the line, being someone who grew up with her this is creepy to read since everything is so wrong. Get the facts straight. It’s leading people to assume things about her that aren’t even close to true.

    • G-Love478
      April 30, 2015 at 3:02 pm

      Like assuming she’s a whore cuz she posts online how a guy doesn’t lick her pussy long enough, or there’s not enough dick in central mass, or that she’s not ready to leave DC cuz she didn’t get nearly enough dick while she was there? If my daughter was talking like this and posting stuff like this online, then I’d give people my PERMISSION to shame her & all her slutty glory!

  • fuckturtleboy
    April 28, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    Wow first of all, these comments are horrible. All of you are condemning this girl who is just speaking her opinion. She is 19 and most of you are probably all, actually no, all of you are low life’s who have nothing better to do than write nasty things about someone. Second, she has the right to express her opinion. Third, isn’t it creepy that you took screen shots of her Twitter profiles? Like you actually took the time to search her profiles. Instead of ruining someone’s life, you should probably do something better

    • Samdoes Anal
      April 29, 2015 at 7:31 am

      We are just speaking our opinion…just like her.

  • Never been more upset
    April 28, 2015 at 8:31 pm

    This article is disgusting and the fact that you had the audacity to even publish this because someone has an opinion. Regardless of age you have no right to publicly bash anyone person for having a different opinion. Sam is a wonderful, caring, and mature woman who has her shit together (unlike the author of this “article”). None of this is news worthy and I am almost as disappointed in all these disturbing comments. Keep your sick fantasies and misconceptions of central mass off of this feed.

    • Finnish Goalie
      April 28, 2015 at 10:51 pm

      Misconceptions of Central Mass? The only one who made comments about Central Mass was her.

    • JayC
      April 29, 2015 at 5:13 am

      “Sam is a wonderful, caring, and mature woman who has her shit together…”

      She maybe wonderful, but any caring person does not publically support the savages and their violence over the police.

      “None of this is news worthy and I am almost as disappointed in all these disturbing comments. Keep your sick fantasies and misconceptions of central mass off of this feed.”

      Newsflash: Clearly Sammie baby is the one with some sick fantasies and misconceptions of central mass. If my kid was more concerned about posting her trysts for the world to see that guys are not licking her long enough and the horror of coming back to Central Mass because there “isn’t enough dick”, and that the people likely bankrolling her escapades are racist, I’d pull the plug on funding the pursuit of education in D.C. because she’s not mature enough to be away from home without acting irresponsible. She’d be back in MA working during the day and taking night classes at QCC or she’d be paying the bill herself.

    • RJ
      April 29, 2015 at 12:13 pm

      Regardless of age you have no right to publicly bash anyone person for having a different opinion.
      ___________
      Of course you do. Of course you have the right to say that someone’s opinions are stupid, or misinformed or poorly constructed or not thought out. Every opinion is not a unique beautiful snowflake with worth just because a human being deigned to put it out there. Some opinions are just dumb. You can have the opinion that Hitler was a good dude. Perfectly fine for you to have that opinion in a free society, but the second you put that opinion out there to other human beings (and broadcasting your opinions on the internet is putting it out there to the majority of the entire human race), they have the right to tell you you’re wrong. If everyone just sat back and agreed with each other all the time…the world would be a pretty boring place.

  • Dominick Mogstad
    April 28, 2015 at 5:59 pm

    This is disgusting. And not Sam. The fact that this entire article was written to degrade a young woman who is barely out of highschool, who simply tweets what comes to mind like the rest of us, is pathetic. I don’t know who the writer of this article is (I have an idea who it may be) but he/she should feel ashamed that they STALKED a young girl’s Twitter and Facebook to write a tabloid article. She does not deserve to be assaulted by people who she doesn’t know online… This is bullying in its purest form. Sam is only exercising her free speech… While the writer of this article is purposely digging into a situation that does not need to be dug into. What everyone should be focusing on is THE SITUATION IN BALTIMORE. Not the tweets of a young girl, and CERTAINLY should not be blatantly harassing a young girl.

    • fuck off
      April 28, 2015 at 6:47 pm

      Sam is a wonderful person with one of the kindest hearts out there. She is beautiful and a great friend. All of you ignorant pick know nothing g about her except what the creepy ass hole who stalked her social media and screen shotted it said. What she says online is never directed toward one specific person. It’s not slander and a pathetic cry for help like this article was. Since this ass clown wrote this she has been receiving threats for having an opinion and they should be ashamed of themselves. You are a disgusting “human”.

    • Frankyj
      April 28, 2015 at 6:50 pm

      Sorry your little girl is a woman. she is out of high school and into the real world. she now can get dick when she pleases and speak her mind in public forums. You cannot tell men how long to eat your pussy and still be an “innocent little girl” who we shouldn’t have people discussing the things she puts out for the internet to see. Sorry, pal, she is an adult.

    • Ali
      April 28, 2015 at 9:09 pm

      To the people who wrote this article,
      YOU ARE JUST AS IGNORANT FOR MAKING FUN OF THIS GIRL ONLINE. Everyone is allowed to have their own opinion. Oh and fuck this blog

      Thanks.

      • Wabbitt
        wabbitt
        April 28, 2015 at 11:12 pm

        Does everyone include the blogger? And the people commenting? Because it sounds to me like you only want the people who agree with you to have an opinion.

    • Frogshit
      April 29, 2015 at 6:22 am

      Free speech you say….
      Hmmmmm….

  • Christina
    April 28, 2015 at 5:17 pm

    Oh, also, if you’re going to “blog” at least use GRAMMAR CHECK and SPELL CHECK. They work wonders for helping you to not look like and uneducated fool. Best of Luck to you getting a higher education that might be able to teach you how to use these two tools. They’re really simple… just look for the red and/or blue sqwiggly underlines- they tell you where you’re dumb is showing through and you can cover it up really quickly before posting an article.

    • Frogshit
      April 29, 2015 at 6:21 am

      Hey there brightbox… Ya got a couple of typos in your post there…. Just sayin’….

    • G-Love478
      April 30, 2015 at 2:55 pm

      Hmmmm, let’s grammar/spell check YOUR post sweet cheeks:

      Oh, also, if you’re going to “blog” at least use GRAMMAR CHECK and SPELL CHECK. They work wonders for helping you to not look like and (should be “an”, not “and”) uneducated fool. Best of Luck to you getting a higher education that might be able to teach you how to use these two tools. They’re really simple… just look for the red and/or blue sqwiggly (squiggly is the correct spelling….you’d know this by the red squiggly line that you so nicely pointed out) underlines- they tell you where you’re (correct spelling is “your”) dumb is showing through and you can cover it up really quickly before posting an article.

      Before you start bashing someone for their grammar/spelling, you should probably make sure you don’t have any mistakes of your own. Dumbass.

  • COB
    April 28, 2015 at 4:58 pm

    If she’s still in Central MA, I can help her out!

  • no.
    April 28, 2015 at 3:44 pm

    Still its her opinion. For you to use not only her full name, but also photographs of her is a little ridiculous. Stalking her twitter and releaseing her hometown and place of study is outrageous. Fuck you turtleboy.

    • JayC
      April 28, 2015 at 9:38 pm

      Posting the stuff she did on an Internet site that the public can view openly is like going to a town common or out in front of the post office and yelling all that drivel for everyone to hear. The millennials, especially the younger ones, just don’t get it about privacy on social media and how it negatively impacts them. They’ve always had an abundance of technology, while older generations (X and older) use technology as more of a tool.

      But, their social media ignorance does make for some comedy. Talk about out of touch.

  • BAM
    April 28, 2015 at 3:04 pm

    Mentally unstable, you say? C’mon!

  • uh oh
    April 28, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    She deleted her twitter now. You big bully

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      April 28, 2015 at 4:59 pm

      Aww… you mean she got called on her bullshit and, rather than defend her position, she took her bat and ball and ran home? The poor thing.

  • Clean Hippie
    April 28, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    This is so not newsworthy it hurts. I was wondering why you were talking about her until I realized she insulted your blog… You know what they say about any publicity.. This was kinda a waste of time. Sweet smear campaign, I guess?

  • Daivd
    April 28, 2015 at 1:37 pm

    This girl is my Ex. She is very mentally unstable, and I say this not as a bash, but because I care for her well being, and have hopes people will take this into account when they judge her. I also am wondering why no one is running the article the Washington Post came out with that used 5 separate, data source/statistic agencies to quantify the % of individuals killed by police annually. This used government ,non-government and third party independent sources to illustrate, with populations disparities, the actual number of deaths by police and it came out vastly showing “causation” and “Hispanic” deaths.

    For the record when you cling to one social construct, IE, All police are bad, you’re literally continuing the same thing you’re trying to stop, the over categorization of individuals into vague characters that all share the same traits.

    Also, I’m sorry but you’re not going to become a Civil Rights Lawyer by getting your undergrad in sociology. You’re also not very good at an online identity seeing how any person with civil sense would not hire you.

    • GoneWestButNotSoft
      April 28, 2015 at 2:58 pm

      You’re so vein that you probably think that “There’s no good dick in central Massachusetts” tweet was about you.

    • COB
      April 28, 2015 at 5:04 pm

      I hate to be “That guy,” but… how was she?

  • Wonders Never Cease
    April 28, 2015 at 12:20 pm

    You know what is racist? Paying taxes.

    There, I said it, now my white guilt absolves me of ever having to pay another ed cent to a racist government that creates racist police forces.

  • Wonders Never Cease
    April 28, 2015 at 12:19 pm

    Sam Dumas for Woo Diversity Officer!
    Lets take all that cash we pay to the racist cis cops and firefighters and give it to this font of wisdom.

  • J
    April 28, 2015 at 11:53 am

    This should be considered bullying seeing as this whole entire page is you bashing on a freshman in college for her beliefs. She has a right to her own opinion as do you and I think it’s very immature that you need to hide behind this blog to bully people that have done no wrong to you. If you’re who I think you are then you need to delete this blog because you’re just embarrassing yourself more and more. Have a little respect for yourself and for others especially when they were your student a year ago(lol). Just because you ruined your own life in a day does not mean that you can ruin Sams when she has worked so hard to get where she is today.

    • Finnish Goalie
      April 28, 2015 at 11:59 am

      Nice! Mystery and intrigue. Will secret identities be revealed?!!

    • Beetle
      April 28, 2015 at 12:46 pm

      She’s worked real hard, to upgrade from that central mass dick.

      • J
        April 28, 2015 at 12:47 pm

        Honestly fuck you. You don’t know who she is so shut up

        • Beetle
          April 28, 2015 at 1:38 pm

          I don’t know who she is, but I can tell you’re a cunt.

        • GoneWestButNotSoft
          April 28, 2015 at 1:59 pm

          J is trying to break out of the friend zone

        • G-Love478
          April 30, 2015 at 2:48 pm

          She portrays herself as a whore!!!!! That’s exactly who/what she is!

    • Box Cutter Diaries
      April 28, 2015 at 3:40 pm

      Worked hard by scraping by at bay path learning to color on people’s faces?

      You people entertain me

      • J
        April 28, 2015 at 3:53 pm

        She didn’t go to bay path ass hole

        • Box Cutter Diaries
          April 30, 2015 at 8:34 pm

          What does the friendzone feel like asshole

          • J
            May 1, 2015 at 5:39 pm

            That makes no sense retard

    • Factman
      April 28, 2015 at 5:42 pm

      All Turtleboy did was repost what she posted herself

  • Stephen Mellen
    April 28, 2015 at 11:43 am

    It’s good to see this website is more concerned with the tweets of a college freshman speaking off the top of her head than the violence faced to both officers and protestors in Baltimore or anywhere for that matter.
    Samantha will have no problem being someone’s boss someday and pointing this world towards a better future , it disgusts me to see the absolute bigotry of the people following this website

    • Finnish Goalie
      April 28, 2015 at 11:51 am

      That’s the point, she’s talking off the top of her head, in a public setting, for all to see.

    • RJ
      April 28, 2015 at 11:55 am

      First of all, what bigotry?

      Second of all, so people are only allowed to spend any time or focus any energies on really important things? We aren’t allowed a momentary diversion to mock a silly, dumb kid for some silly, dumb comments?

    • GoneWestButNotSoft
      April 28, 2015 at 1:57 pm

      Stephen’s trying to break out of the friend zone

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      April 28, 2015 at 4:55 pm

      Sounds like Steve is one of those cis men working hard for her love. Make sure to bring a stopwatch when you go muff diving.

    • WormtownorBust
      April 29, 2015 at 7:31 am

      If she keeps posting stuff like this online, she’s going to be lucky if she can get a job at Wendy’s, never mind ever being anyone’s ‘boss.’

  • Tom Slick
    April 28, 2015 at 10:22 am

    I wonder if she pronounces her last name “Dum-ass”?

  • WormtownorBust
    April 28, 2015 at 9:27 am

    LOL. She must have graduated with my daughter last year.

    Poor thing – she need to know that the Wall comes up fast and hard, and at the rate she’s going she’ll be lucky if she doesn’t kill herself when she smacks face first into it.

    Hope she likes cats.

  • Hey Hey Riggs
    April 28, 2015 at 8:26 am

    So wait, I’m supposed to do that for 1.5 mins?!? I’ve just been going with the old Tootsie Pop three licks!

  • COB
    April 28, 2015 at 8:08 am

    I would love to tongue-punch this chick’s fart box!

    • OMG
      April 29, 2015 at 12:37 am

      Too fucking funny.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      April 29, 2015 at 8:04 am

      ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s a classic one.

  • Pure Truth
    April 28, 2015 at 8:02 am

    That awkward Thanksgiving moment when her dad asks “white or dark meat?”

    • Massholeistan
      April 28, 2015 at 8:41 am

      LOLed

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      April 28, 2015 at 4:53 pm

      Sounds like she’ll take any meat that licks her pussy for more than a minute and a half.

      Short, dark hair. Kind of bohemian. Probably doesn’t shave her vajayjay. Yeah I’m not too proud to admit that I’d suffocate myself between her legs.

  • COB
    April 28, 2015 at 7:45 am

    Man, she is sexy though!

  • Adam
    April 28, 2015 at 7:13 am

    Sometimes I type some mean, nasty, ignorant shit online. Then I delete it and don’t post it. Because I realize it will be online, somewhere, forever. Sam has not learned this kind of self-restraint yet, and as such, her employment opportunities have dwindled to basically working for the coming together collective. I hope her parents don’t mind paying for the six figures of debt she is accruing.

  • Finnish Goalie
    April 28, 2015 at 7:06 am

    I came home from my first semester and found a job for Winter Break.

    What a concept, eh?

  • Frogshit
    April 28, 2015 at 6:39 am

    Where do I start…. First and foremost. CHARLTON! Her parents are more than likely related! At a young age she probably had some sort of interaction with a farm animal. Until she was 21 she had never actually SEEN a black person! How much dick could she get hanging out at Dresser Hill Farms? Of course she went to Bay Path for Cosmetology… I mean, look at her, right! Them fucking cow-farmin’ country boys shoulda’ taught her how to ride the bull!

    • Julia
      April 28, 2015 at 11:37 am

      This is probably the most ignorant thing I’ve read and everything you said in this comment of yours isn’t even remotely close to being true lol.

    • April 28, 2015 at 11:38 am

      funny but got all your facts wrong .

    • fuck off
      April 28, 2015 at 6:38 pm

      Are you stupid

  • RJ
    April 28, 2015 at 5:22 am

    This has to be a parody account. There’s no way someone is such a perfect stereotype of “obnoxious college freshman that believes everything a professor tells her and parrots it back at people”

  • turtle wax
    April 28, 2015 at 1:56 am

    Not gonna lie would glaze that face like a donut hole then drop her off in GBV at 2am in the morning and ask her to explain racisim to me after that walk back.

  • GoneWestButNotSoft
    April 28, 2015 at 12:41 am

    The first step towards equality starts with Sam admitting that she was equally as satisfied with my 1.5 min performance as I was.

  • RSoxGuy
    April 27, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    Its too bad shes so dumb. Shes kinda cute…. Kinda.

  • lol
    April 27, 2015 at 11:28 pm

    Moral of the story: dont mess with turtleboy ?

  • Box Cutter Diaries
    April 27, 2015 at 11:20 pm

    She is the Perfect storm

  • Factman
    April 27, 2015 at 11:13 pm

    And here I was thinking I was the only one still pissed off at Colonialism!

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