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So here’s the latest “hate crime” that’s been making the rounds of Nantucket and Cape Cod…..

Brought to you buy this guy:

State Representative SJW extraordinaire, Julian Cyr.

Notice that he made sure to include the link to a donation page for this. We coined the term “racism-industrial complex.” This is what it looks like. The illusion of rampant racism is cash-money right now. All you have to do is convince people that racism is all around them and the only way to cure it is by throwing money at those who claim to have all the solutions.

Great question Binnie. I think I can see who is benefitting from this “hate”:

The same group of individuals who were “victimized” by this.

Guess how many people blamed this on Trump? Pretty much everyone:

Which was obviously the intended goal. Trump is to the racism-industrial complex what Obama was to the gun industry – a gift from God.

Check out Rachael Silverman’s commentary:

So your 13 year old kid told you that stuff like this happens because of Trump, and to you this means she “gets it.” Rachael, you are everything that is wrong with this country right now. Not only are you very, very stupid, you’re also brainwashing vulnerable children to believe that the stupid things that come out of their mouths are enlightened and not foolish. Shame on you. You have completely failed as a parent. And quite frankly, I’m beginning to think you might’ve done this yourself.

Meanwhile it was like the virtue signaling Olympics going on from woke wypipo everywhere!

Uhoh y’all!! Suzanne just shared an article from the Huffington Post about how white people think they’re oppressed, but they’re really not. She would know. After all, she voluntarily moved to Cape Cod to be as far away from black people as possible.

It was like a contest to see who could be the most outraged and/or horrified:

This lady:

“Stay vigilante.” Yea, that about sums up these virtue signalers. Lynch mobs with keyboards. Peep that profile picture too – a white woman hugging a sad black child. So you know she’s one of the “good ones.”

Hey Ema Johnson, I have a question two part question for you – 1) will you tolerate racism in your community? 2) Does hate have a home here?

Thank you for clarifying. Until you announced that and felt better about yourself when nine people liked it, I wasn’t sure where you stood. Now I know.

Rebecca Stephens, what five words best describe this hate crime to you?

Those are pretty good. Five SJW points for you Becky!!

Doreen had me LOL:

Right, because when I think of Nantucket “diverse” is the first word that comes to mind. Like, some people wear Sperry’s around the island, and other people wear thong sandals. Diversity.

The gold medal in virtue signaling this year went to Chris Ambrose:

That’s it folks! Game over. Faux outrage and pearl clutching won’t cut it. You gotta just come out and say it, “I’m ashamed to be white.” That’s how you do it. That’s how you virtue signal. Take notes. Stay woke.

Whatever you do, don’t do what Richard Xenos did:

Hey Dick, you’re a white guy whose last name looks like Xenophobia. And you’re telling a black guy who calls himself a uniter that he is to speak where and when you (as a white person) tell him to. Congratulations, you’re a Nazi!!

Next up came the unconfirmed (AKA made up) anecdotes that reaffirmed the notion that racism is rampant on Nantucket:

Yea, that never happened.

Frida Keshett seems reasonable:

That seems like a fair and legal way to handle an act of vandalism. Literally lock down the entire island until we find out who did this. And if we never find out, then no one leaves. So you better fess up bigots!!

It’s hard to get more woke than this chick:

She’s so woke she doesn’t even need to check her privilege. She puts it in the overhead compartment.

Jordan isn’t shocked about this:

Hey Jordan, you drive boats in your free time:

But please, tell me more about how being white makes people privileged.

Is this another fake hate crime? Probably. After all, it’s pretty common:

At this point if your immediate reaction to stuff like this isn’t to question it, then you’re an idiot. There’s just no other way around it. We’ve seen this happen all over college campuses. Imaginary racist bogeyman write racist shit on dorm room doors. FBI uses all available resources to investigate. Perpetrators are never found. Ever. And if they are, it’s almost ALWAYS someone pushing the racism-industrial complex:

Turtle riders are the smartest people on earth, and some of them, like Katie here, got ripped apart by these vicious chodem poles for simply pointing out the obvious:

Luckily she came prepared and stuffed Sammy Stauffer here in a locker:

Boom. Roasted. Asswaffle, lol. God I love turtle riders.

Of course anyone who tried to bring sanity to the situation was labeled as a racist:

Which is weird, because predictably when you go to Justin Jeffrey’s Facebook page there is a noticeable lack of anyone who is not white:

As always.

But wait…Leo brings up a good point:

It was on the evening news so it MUST be a REAL hate crime!!

Oh, and whoever did this should get the death penalty:

Now THAT is woke!!

Anyway, was this a racist person? I have no idea. Could be. But we have no proof that it is, and strong reason to believe that it isn’t. The motive is clearly there for a fake hate crime – they made a SHIT TON of money off of this. The virtue signaling State Rep gets a few pats on the back, so he gets to get reelected in November for standing up to “hate.” And the racism-industrial complex continues.

The fact of the matter is these people would prefer that it’s a white supremacist, rather than being a fake hate crime. If it’s a white supremacist then it fuels their narrative and keeps the gravy train flowing. But if it’s a hoax then that means that there aren’t white nationalists running around doing this. And to me, that’s a good thing. But the people employed by the racism-industrial complex would see their bottom line hurt by this, so they’re crossing their fingers and hoping that they finally caught a real one time time.

Thoughts and prayers. See ya at the candlelight vigil.