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White Nantucket SJWs Commence Woke Olympics After SJW State Rep Determines That This Racist Vandalism Was A Real Hate Crime

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So here’s the latest “hate crime” that’s been making the rounds of Nantucket and Cape Cod…..

Brought to you buy this guy:

State Representative SJW extraordinaire, Julian Cyr.

Notice that he made sure to include the link to a donation page for this. We coined the term “racism-industrial complex.” This is what it looks like. The illusion of rampant racism is cash-money right now. All you have to do is convince people that racism is all around them and the only way to cure it is by throwing money at those who claim to have all the solutions.

Great question Binnie. I think I can see who is benefitting from this “hate”:

The same group of individuals who were “victimized” by this.

Guess how many people blamed this on Trump? Pretty much everyone:





Which was obviously the intended goal. Trump is to the racism-industrial complex what Obama was to the gun industry – a gift from God.

Check out Rachael Silverman’s commentary:

So your 13 year old kid told you that stuff like this happens because of Trump, and to you this means she “gets it.” Rachael, you are everything that is wrong with this country right now. Not only are you very, very stupid, you’re also brainwashing vulnerable children to believe that the stupid things that come out of their mouths are enlightened and not foolish. Shame on you. You have completely failed as a parent. And quite frankly, I’m beginning to think you might’ve done this yourself.

Meanwhile it was like the virtue signaling Olympics going on from woke wypipo everywhere!

Uhoh y’all!! Suzanne just shared an article from the Huffington Post about how white people think they’re oppressed, but they’re really not. She would know. After all, she voluntarily moved to Cape Cod to be as far away from black people as possible.

It was like a contest to see who could be the most outraged and/or horrified:

This lady:

“Stay vigilante.” Yea, that about sums up these virtue signalers. Lynch mobs with keyboards. Peep that profile picture too – a white woman hugging a sad black child. So you know she’s one of the “good ones.”

Hey Ema Johnson, I have a question two part question for you – 1) will you tolerate racism in your community? 2) Does hate have a home here?

Thank you for clarifying. Until you announced that and felt better about yourself when nine people liked it, I wasn’t sure where you stood. Now I know.

Rebecca Stephens, what five words best describe this hate crime to you?

Those are pretty good. Five SJW points for you Becky!!

Doreen had me LOL:

Right, because when I think of Nantucket “diverse” is the first word that comes to mind. Like, some people wear Sperry’s around the island, and other people wear thong sandals. Diversity.

The gold medal in virtue signaling this year went to Chris Ambrose:

That’s it folks! Game over. Faux outrage and pearl clutching won’t cut it. You gotta just come out and say it, “I’m ashamed to be white.” That’s how you do it. That’s how you virtue signal. Take notes. Stay woke.

Whatever you do, don’t do what Richard Xenos did:

Hey Dick, you’re a white guy whose last name looks like Xenophobia. And you’re telling a black guy who calls himself a uniter that he is to speak where and when you (as a white person) tell him to. Congratulations, you’re a Nazi!!

Next up came the unconfirmed (AKA made up) anecdotes that reaffirmed the notion that racism is rampant on Nantucket:

Yea, that never happened.

Frida Keshett seems reasonable:

That seems like a fair and legal way to handle an act of vandalism. Literally lock down the entire island until we find out who did this. And if we never find out, then no one leaves. So you better fess up bigots!!

It’s hard to get more woke than this chick:

She’s so woke she doesn’t even need to check her privilege. She puts it in the overhead compartment.

Jordan isn’t shocked about this:

Hey Jordan, you drive boats in your free time:

But please, tell me more about how being white makes people privileged.

Is this another fake hate crime? Probably. After all, it’s pretty common:



At this point if your immediate reaction to stuff like this isn’t to question it, then you’re an idiot. There’s just no other way around it. We’ve seen this happen all over college campuses. Imaginary racist bogeyman write racist shit on dorm room doors. FBI uses all available resources to investigate. Perpetrators are never found. Ever. And if they are, it’s almost ALWAYS someone pushing the racism-industrial complex:

Turtle riders are the smartest people on earth, and some of them, like Katie here, got ripped apart by these vicious chodem poles for simply pointing out the obvious:

Luckily she came prepared and stuffed Sammy Stauffer here in a locker:

Boom. Roasted. Asswaffle, lol. God I love turtle riders.

Of course anyone who tried to bring sanity to the situation was labeled as a racist:

Which is weird, because predictably when you go to Justin Jeffrey’s Facebook page there is a noticeable lack of anyone who is not white:

As always.

But wait…Leo brings up a good point:

It was on the evening news so it MUST be a REAL hate crime!!

Oh, and whoever did this should get the death penalty:

Now THAT is woke!!

Anyway, was this a racist person? I have no idea. Could be. But we have no proof that it is, and strong reason to believe that it isn’t. The motive is clearly there for a fake hate crime – they made a SHIT TON of money off of this. The virtue signaling State Rep gets a few pats on the back, so he gets to get reelected in November for standing up to “hate.” And the racism-industrial complex continues.

The fact of the matter is these people would prefer that it’s a white supremacist, rather than being a fake hate crime. If it’s a white supremacist then it fuels their narrative and keeps the gravy train flowing. But if it’s a hoax then that means that there aren’t white nationalists running around doing this. And to me, that’s a good thing. But the people employed by the racism-industrial complex would see their bottom line hurt by this, so they’re crossing their fingers and hoping that they finally caught a real one time time.

Thoughts and prayers. See ya at the candlelight vigil.

33 Comment(s)
  • We know your game, lame.
    March 13, 2018 at 2:10 am

    1 can of black Krylon; $6.95.
    A short drive from the homestead to the African Meeting House; $1.50
    Scamming money from bleeding heart, white apologist social justice warriors with your fake hate crime and donation page;
    Using the fakery to bash Trump and anyone who supports him; Bonus points.
    Nantucket needs a low yield nuke to cleanse it. Neutron bomb would be perfect with minimal structural damage but mass casualties.

  • Kerri Bishop
    March 13, 2018 at 12:06 am

    “She’s so woke she doesn’t even need to check her privilege. She puts it in the overhead compartment.”– Best turtleboy quote EVER!! Well done!!

  • pro trump
    March 12, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    lol i cracked up at nigger leave great stuff

  • John Galt
    March 12, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    100% guarantee that the author/artist/vandal is one of the “outraged” responders listed above.

    Spraypaint=art in sub-human domains.

  • randiguy2006
    March 12, 2018 at 9:57 am

    Hey…just thinking.

    I see you have a donate button…so isn’t wanting this to be FAKE what you want? So people will send YOU money? Hmmm…..ironical.

    Seems like everyone is trying to make a buck off fueling the hatred.

    And around and around we go.

    Enjoy the snow!

  • z
    March 12, 2018 at 9:50 am

    I kid your not.

    I look up the meeting house on Google maps.

    To the east -south east about a 1000 ft away is

    “Coon St”.

    WTF? Unless there is a real good reason on the meaning of “Coon St.” the SJWs should be bitching about that. I’m not a SJW but that’s pretty bad even if there is no connection.

    Next street over from that is “Beaver St”. So, maybe way back when it was where the hookers hung out.

    • Kim g
      March 12, 2018 at 12:51 pm

      Hmm 86% white so 14% other including poc so imagine that? It actually represents the figures based on population

      Why do black people bitch and moan that they do not represent 50% of everything when they only are 13% of the population? Look at every award show they want half of everything but this is ignorant to think 13% should automatically become 50% because they want it to be that?

      Maybe if they stopped their own genocide via planned parenthood (free abortions for poc whereas white people pay up to $800) <—-FACT BTW! And the FACT they kill each other at a higher rate than all other races put together

      Omg so sick of this bullshit of blaming Trump and his supporters

      He is far from racist same with myself

      They consider anyone telling the honest truth to be racist if it dares to shine a negative light on them

      I guess I’m racist for daring to say that

      • ShitOffDaHookYo
        March 12, 2018 at 11:37 pm

        Listen boo you done messed up. Blacks make up 90 percent of all murders in Boston decade after decade after decade. We be small percent but in violent crime we blow dat shit up. We represent well and should be given props. We own violent crime in Boston

  • randiguy2006
    March 12, 2018 at 9:47 am

    You all just kind of sound jealous that you live in Central Mass.

    Which is totally understandable.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Donaghy at 30 Rock
    March 12, 2018 at 9:39 am

    “Good God! Julian Cyr is gay! He’s even more powerful than I thought”

    • Jack Straw from Wichita
      Stanley Rosenberg
      March 12, 2018 at 9:43 am

      Julian, call me. I’m back on the market. -Stan

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    March 12, 2018 at 9:26 am

    In the investigation of any crime, always follow the money. “Who benefits from this kind of hate?” Yes Binnie, who does indeed benefit? The racism-industrial complex is an excellent guess.

    Now the Museum of African American History will get flooded with donations from outraged, white-guilt ridden SJWs who feel they must “do something” to right this wrong. To have this kind of incident on Nantucket is almost parody: The real reason the rich white folks on Nantucket are outraged and don’t want black people to leave is because they’ll have to mow their own lawns in the summertime.

    Yes black folks, you are all welcome on Nantucket; we know you can’t afford to live here anyway. (Median house prices in 2016: $963K)

    • Hughbo Mont
      March 12, 2018 at 1:48 pm

      Mexicans are the best landscapers….

  • Diane Woods emerson
    March 12, 2018 at 9:19 am

    The dick pic screams stupid stoned teenage male. It’s vandalism, it’s stupid, and it in itself is the crime. The words and pics don’t matter until some sensitive pussy wants to make it all about race. If true to that then I guess it is also a racist statement towards ugly dicks. So if YOU have an ugly , odd shaped penis you should take serious offense and demand the artists head on a stake. Oooo and for added affect we can roll it around MV like they used to in the old oops archaic days to show off what happens to the criminal. I vote for that. Only joking here for vandals but for bad crimes it’s a suggestion. What ever happened to chain gangs or the people cleaning the sides of the road? I forgot that’s not fair.

  • MrSpark
    March 12, 2018 at 8:45 am

    How come all the ‘wokest’ people live in places like Nantucket? They should move to Springfield or Holyoke and see how long they stay ‘woke.’

    • Brian Albrecht
      March 12, 2018 at 9:01 am

      Are you retarded too or just poor? “they should move to springfield or holyoke” why the fuck would they do that? They’re not poor, they dont have to live in western mass with the scum of society. Now get off the computer in back in the kitchen before you get a backhand. I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND ANYMORE. WHO WANTS SOME?

      • Yes, Brian Albrecht Is Still Sucking Cocks By The Dozen
        March 12, 2018 at 12:08 pm

        For those of you who just started reading Turtleboy Sports, Brian “Fucking Around 24-7 When He Says He Isn’t” Alltalk is our token oppressed minority representing the complete douche sector of the LGBTQ population. He is just mad that he likes to get railed by real hardos, so he acts like a hardo until he gets a couple of them alone and drunk and then asks them if they want to circle jerk. Help convince him that it’s really OK if he wants to pole dance dressed like Britney Spears. He’s fragile and this is the new millennium. Don’t judge him.

      • MrSparkle
        March 14, 2018 at 7:41 am

        Reading comprehension is not your strong point, eh?

  • Mom's Basement
    March 12, 2018 at 8:20 am

    The n-word that was spray painted was singular. Find out who’s girl the one black dude on the island is banging and you’ve got your perp.

    • Brother Turtle
      March 12, 2018 at 8:24 am

      That one black guy is fucking every woman on the island. He’s actually a hero to the sjw women!

    • z
      March 12, 2018 at 9:35 am

      Thanks. Never noticed the “S” was missing.

      That does put a different slant on it. Sounds like someone has a personal beef with a person not a group, or maybe that graffiti just doesn’t “spelz right”.

      If you can go to the trouble of doing the rest of it, why would you leave the “S” out?

    • bigdaddy
      Kevin Lynch
      March 12, 2018 at 12:40 pm

      Sounds like my kind of guy I too am a real fucking asshole

  • Stunt Penis
    March 12, 2018 at 8:18 am

    Just another fake hate crime designed to generate revenue and feed off sufferers of Trump Derangement Syndrome… sad.

  • Orenthal James Simpson
    March 12, 2018 at 8:12 am

    Let’s say. Hypothetically. That I DID do it….

    Hmm. Just say. For a moment. That I did do it.

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 12, 2018 at 8:10 am

    I can say with 100% certainty that this was done by a white person. NO one other than a HONKY would draw a dick pic next to “nigger leave” it literally screams white boy folks. Havent seen that pussy Bret K. around recently. I hope he keeled over and died. CUNT

    • Brother Turtle
      March 12, 2018 at 8:13 am

      I can confirm with video evidence that Brett was with me last night prowling the neighborhood of Worcester looking for some fine young ladies to take home.

  • Frida Neepal
    March 12, 2018 at 8:08 am

    It’s just a bunch of #dindonuffins trying to feed their families and pay their bills. I’m sure these people want who ever did this to be put to death. Even if it was black child.

  • Barack Obama
    March 12, 2018 at 7:51 am

    Remember when race relations were at an all time high in the United States? You know the time leading up to my election. Then I spend 8 years making this all happen and making everything about color and BOOM we are back 50 years thanks to me. If we don’t have people whining about Racism we have nothing. You are welcome America!

  • z
    March 12, 2018 at 7:38 am

    I don’t do facebook or twitter so I really don’t know where you got those comments from.

    It would be hilarious to add:

    “Dizgustetd. FRFR 100%100%”

    The graffiti is obviously racially motivated. The tools that did it should be dealt with. But, as you say, don’t assume the perp(s) were white. This is like Westfield State. Everyone goes “Hurmph, hurmph…something should be done” and moves on with their life.

  • i like to volunteer once during holidays to get "likes" on my FB
    March 12, 2018 at 6:40 am

    Maybe these folks will ferry over those wanna be bikers that swarmed boston streets the other month. They can have bonfires and corn on the cob clam bakes and re enact the traffic jams caused by the riders. All the while posting photos of the event to show their friends they are one of the good ones” and get their egos stroked by “likes” on the posts. Ahhh Never mind. “I had a dream” and now I see how foolish this is.

  • They call me Ponch
    March 12, 2018 at 5:35 am

    Salt in the wound is the dick pic.

  • TowTheLine
    March 12, 2018 at 2:20 am

    White privilege is getting a perfect 100 on the police and firefighter exams and never getting the job while certain skin colors get 50% and get the job in addition to remedial reading classes because a certain culture in the BPD couldnt even read street signs to find specific houses.
    White privilege means paying most of the taxes whie working 2 and 3 jobs so that jamal and enrico can create many baby momas who need welfare benefits.
    White privilege means earning an MBA in finance and not getting the analyst job at a well known Boston Based mutual fund company only to see that a transgendered analyst with no advanced degree was given the job.
    White privilege means pretending that 12% of the population is not responsible for the actual 66% of all violent crime that they engage in.
    I could go on and on and on til the break of dawn but I think you can see that white privledge isnt that fun.

    • I_use_the_WHITES_entrance
      March 12, 2018 at 7:28 am

      WELL SAID. Fuck us white people! We have it so easy. It’s our fault. Blacks are still oppressed.

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