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White People Are Buying These “Racist” Caucasian Shirts Like Hot Cakes

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Whoever made these shirts is a genius:


Apparently they were first created in Canada in 2007 but they’ve been selling like hot cakes lately up here since PC rags have been trying to convince the Washington Redskins to change their team name. You know those terrible, PC organizations who have nothing better to do, like Gawker, Sports Illustrated, and Congress.

The bottom line is I need one of these shirts yesterday. In no way at all am I the least bit offended by this, despite being an Aryan heterosexual white cisgender male with out of control privilege. I will say this though – the shirt doesn’t go nearly far enough. First of all, where is this guy’s gun and why isn’t he watching Fox News? Where is his craft beer? I’m almost offended that this shirt doesn’t stereotype my people enough.

The bottom line is all shit with the Redskins team name is moronic. They’ve existed as a franchise since I started riding my magical turtle and no one started complaining until now when it became the PC cause of choice. I could go on and on about all the other stereotypes that these people are apparently cool with. Because there’s nothing offensive to these frauds about a short angry leprechaun representing the “Fighting Irish.” After all, every Irish person you will ever meet is a short leprechaun that wants to kick your ass. And every person of Norse heritage is a pillaging Viking. And every person ever mauled by a Bear is offended by the 35 teams named after Bears.

Either way, I’m placing an order immediately and I’m gonna wear the fuck out of this shirt. The next expansion team in any sport immediately needs to become the Caucasians.

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2 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    August 2, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    As a fellow white hetero cis male with so much privilege that it oozes from my pores, I’ll take a dozen.

  • Mike Guyette
    August 2, 2014 at 5:28 pm

    Great shirt

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