Who Hasn’t Dated A Crazy Chick Like This That Tried To Run Them Over On Camera?

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Probably 90% of relationships end with bitter feelings. But the problem with some relationships ending, is that it never really end. Some people just live for the drama. They get off on the crazy. They need the crazy. And the relationship is over when they decide that it’s over. Never has this been more evident than this viral video from Boston of a guy with probably the most insane ex-girlfriend of all time (make sure you watch the whole thing):

Holy fucking shit!! In Colrain, this is what they refer to as “the courtship.”

Is this guy like sedated or something? How can anyone possibly be so chill while watching something like this happen:

Now she’s scratching up my car. Now she’s smashing my car windows. Now she’s throwing bricks through my kitchen window. Now she’s trying to run me over with her car. Now she stabbed me in the gut. Now I’m in the hospital and she’s smothering me with a pillow. Now I’m dead.”

Seriously though. This video started getting a little boring once he starts surveying the damage and you think she’s gone. Then out of nowhere – BOOM

Jesus H. Christ. She went from Carrie Underwood to Ted Kennedy real quick right there. Imagine having a car purposely smash into your car, coming inches within ending your life, and then just standing there and saying, “Terry just did that. There it is. She has smashed my vehicle. There goes Terry right there. She has just returned to smash my vehicle. She knocked my vehicle into my neighbor’s vehicle, and now she is reversing. And I am going inside because I want to avoid further issues. It looks like she is going to finish up on the car.”

HAHAHHAHAHA. I want whatever this guy is smoking. Chick literally almost murdered him and he’s narrating it like he’s Morgan Freeman. My question is, how does someone this crazy get a Mercedes? She’s gotta be a stripper right? I mean, if you’re gonna smash your car into your ex-boyfriend’s Honda, why would you use the Mercedes? Can’t you find a beat up 96′ Corolla somewhere? Better call JJM.

The best part is when she gets out of the car and tries to make amends, as if the bridge hasn’t been completely burned at this point. “After all the shit I’ve done for you, this is how you treat me.” Ummmm, you just crashed into his car and tried to kill him. But please, tell me more about how he’s treating you poorly.

I feel this guy’s pain. Before Mrs. Turtleboy was around I dated this crazy chick from UMass. I knew she was crazy, but I just kept going back because women have so much power over men it’s insane. We are dumb, dumb people who are can be completely manipulated by the opposite sex, because ultimately our mind’s are completely controlled by another part of the body.

One time I invited her to Worcester, and she told me she had to leave by 11, which was great because I wanted to go out after with my friends. Well, of course we got into an argument before that happened, and instead of leaving, she decided she was gonna come to the Blackstone Tap with us, uninvited of course.

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The plan was to drop me off, but the whole ride down to the canal district she was just screaming at me and I told her I wanted nothing to do with her. A normal woman would drive home and say good riddance to Turtleboy. But not if you’re a crazy chick. Nope. She had to come in the bar. And ya see people you know in there and you start talking to them. One of them happens to be female, so of course this means that we’re playing push-push pajamas later on in crazy chick’s mind.

Anyway, after trying to make Turtleboy jealous by trying unsuccessfully to make out with the rest of the Turtleboy Sports Mafia, she starts getting frustrated. She comes over to me, and I have the misfortune of standing next to a wooden pillar. She asks me why I’m disrespecting her, and I tell her I’m not dealing with her right now and I turn the other way. Big mistake.


This of course is when I felt my head being bashed into the wooden pillar and I knew there was nothing I could do except wait for the bouncer, because it was the crazy chick doing it. I feel this guy’s pain. When a crazy chick starts acting crazy, your only option is to keep your cool and wait it out. Ultimately they look like the asshole, but you’ll look like the bigger asshole if you stoop to their level. Oh yea, and no other girl’s in the bar wanted to talk to me after that, because I’m the guy who makes girls smash my face into wooden pillars at the Blackstone Tap.

The bottom line it wasn’t the last time Turtleboy saw this girl, and within a couple weeks it was right back to Netflix and chill. Guarantee this guy in the video will be doing the same before Super Bowl Sunday. Because men are weak and at the end of the day we can forget how crazy a chick can truly be if she just looks at us and smiles.



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15 Comment(s)
  • Go Hounds
    January 14, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    Man, thank God I have been married close to 20 years to a great woman who isn’t nuts. But, to the girl from Assumption that gave me the clap twice, trashed my home, and threatened the 20 year old teddy bear I grew up with.. Thanks for the memories. Glad you didn’t trash my car. When i think back and wonder “what was I thinking?”, I realize I wasn’t. Tell me boys, who hasn’t been there?

  • Reddog
    January 12, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    She needs to go to mosaic and have her blood psi checked. My god

  • BobnMic
    January 12, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Crazy chicks are awesome in the rack. They get their freak on big time. But, (always a but) after if you don’t get dressed and run the fuck out the door (I mean immediately after) then you are the crazy one…

    Just make something up like, “Shit babe, I was supposed to be in Colrain like 10 minutes ago!!” Then put pedal to medal.

    • WormtownorBust
      January 13, 2016 at 8:10 pm

      Wise words. But it’s better not to stick your dick crazy in the first place.

    • Go Hounds
      January 14, 2016 at 3:18 pm

      Spot on man!

  • Wabbitt
    January 12, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    Date? Hell I wanted to marry a crazy chick.

    • Skeptical
      January 12, 2016 at 5:04 pm

      I think I speak for everyone here when I say,

      Please tell us more Wabbitt. Your posts are usually entertaining.

      • Wabbitt
        January 13, 2016 at 1:33 pm

        It’s not that great a story. She thought she was a dragon, had a shit ton of cats, and she left me for her best friend.

        Such a great ass though, and despite having a couple screws loose – we had a ton in common. She’s my “girl you love until the day you die.”

        • Skeptical
          January 14, 2016 at 12:09 pm

          Fuck man, that’s something I can relate to. Been there, except the cat thing. I don’t know how you tolerated that shit lol.

  • ninja turtleboy
    January 12, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    I watched it on repeat 30 times

  • Bill
    January 12, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    The ‘Magical Va-jay-jay’ strikes again. Guys tend lose their common sense once their wick has been dipped into the well. Trouble awaits for guys who choose women whose allure is based solely upon what they do in the bedroom rather than their everyday behavior and lifestyle.
    Been there, done that, no repeat rides were ever desired.

  • BobnMic
    January 12, 2016 at 12:09 pm

    *scorned woman – either way you run like hell.

  • BobnMic
    January 12, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    Holy Schnikes I was in mid sip of a noon time beer watching this video then BANG – I spilled my brew all over myself. Props to the crazy one’s SUV however. Pretty impressive. Didn’t look like anything happened to it.

    Mercedes vs. Honda. Mercedes wins.

    I know chicks like that. A scorn women is haunting. It’s like trying to shake a booger off your finger and it will not go anywhere.

  • Mike
    January 12, 2016 at 11:11 am

    Looks like he will be paying to fix it himself. It appears his registration is revoked and his insurance is expired. Im sure he drives it every day. hard to feel bad for a piece of crap like him.

    • Skeptical
      January 12, 2016 at 5:02 pm

      Before making that claim you might want to back it up with some information or sourcing.

      Just a suggestion.

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