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Whoopi Goldberg: Pamela Geller Provoked Radical Islamic Shooting With “Draw Muhammad” Contest

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As I’m writing this Mrs. Turtleboy is watching The View, and Whoopi Goldberg just said something really, really dumb (per usual) that inspired me to write this blog. She said that Pamela Geller the host of the Texas “Draw Muhammad contest that ended with police killing two armed gunman outside, is somehow responsible for that shooting because, and I quote, “she provoked this.”


Hey Whoopi, I liked you more when you were corrupting all those nuns back in 92.

Think of how fucked up that is to say. Imagine for a second if Whoopi said that a woman in a short skirt was “provoking rape.” Imagine if she said that Ray Rice’s fiance “provoked him into punching her.” Imagine if she said that Planned Parenthood “provoked shootings at abortion clinics.” I mean, it fits her logic, right? Some people are offended by abortion. We’ve seen people shoot up abortion clinics before. According to Whoopi Goldberg this means Planned Parenthood should pack up and go home, right? Please explain to me how this is ANY DIFFERENT from those things.

America is a great country because we have free speech. Pamela Geller held a “Draw Muhammad” contest because she could. She did it as a big “fuck you” to people who can’t get over the fact that their religion is off limits for caricature. Newsflash assholes – this is America. Everyone is fair game for satire here. If you don’t like it then go live in a crappy country where religious psychopaths run the show and there’s no porn. Sounds like fun.

Pam Geller

Pamela Geller had the perfect quote to sum this up: “I will not abridge my freedoms so as not to offend savages.”

Savages. That’s what these animals are. Fucking savages. If you truly believe that your religion justifies killing innocent people because your prophet was caricatured, then you have a shitty religion. Because guess what? The prophet that you won’t allow the caricature of is probably the easiest target for satire. After all, it’s a FACT that Muhammad had forced sex with a 9-year old girl named Aisha. In America we call that rape. When you’re a pedophile/rapist in America, we have every fucking right to make fun of you until the cows come home.

I’m all for diversity of religion in this country. I’m not anti-Islam either; I’m anti-religious psychopath. This is America. I think we can all get along, respect each others differences, and still bust each other’s chops whenever possible. If that’s not your style then you can find friends that aren’t as edgy as Turtle Riders. But you have no right to tell the rest of us what we can and cannot laugh at.

Catholics, Baptists, Jews, and especially Scientologists are fair game for ridicule. Just because you’re Muslim doesn’t make you special. Don’t like it? Move to Saudi Arabai. I heard they have awesome health care there.


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10 Comment(s)
  • LMAO At All The Goobs
    May 7, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    Pamela Geller is a Zionist agitator and hatemonger, which explains why she’s the darling of the redneck, knuckle-dragging Central MA Cons that frequent Turtle Boy Sports. Fortunately, the new digital T&G has sent you cockroaches scurrying for the darkness here, and good folk now only have to entertain your ridiculousness when they choose to come here to laugh at the shallow, small-minded bubble you live in.

    • Jose
      May 11, 2015 at 10:46 am

      Boom, right there.

  • Hedgehog420
    May 5, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    Wow, I think we’re all over estimating the abilities of theses “home grown terrorists” that the media is scare tacticing us with as of late. Two “trainec” militants with automati weapons didn’t even get past the rent-a-cop with a single side arm.
    They get the opposite of mortardom for that kind of fail.

  • Nanny
    May 5, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    It’s like saying, “the bitch deserved it.” In this case, the “bitch” was a group of satirists thumbing noses at ignorance.

    Satire only exists with an opponent. I think the main stream media are a worthy target next.

    Draw Walter Cronkite blowing Jesus. Or Mother Theresa reveling in piles of gold coins as the noble suffering of the faithful festers on.

    Offensive ideas to some. Satire thrives on this notion.


  • RSoxGuy
    May 5, 2015 at 3:20 pm

    So if a priest went on a shooting spree over “piss Christ” she would be ok with it? Oh no? Democrat hypocrisy you say? Hmmm….

  • Wabbitt
    May 5, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    That’s some Tumblr logic right there. Whoopi should be glad she just gained the support of 13 year old otherkin who think that only white people can be racist, that only women have problems, and that white men sitting with their their knees apart on the train is the highest form of oppression known to personkind.

  • Spankster
    May 5, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    Whoopie Goldberg probably one of the ugliest human beings to ever walk this planet. Another specimen of Hollywood douchbagery who thinks that her opinion actually means something in the real world

  • WormtownorBust
    May 5, 2015 at 12:17 pm

    The problem is that too many liberals live under the assumption that ‘enemy of my enemy is my friend.’

    They should all be forced to read Aesop’s ‘The Farmer and the Viper.’

  • JoeMomma
    May 5, 2015 at 11:28 am

    My dog won’t crap unless I draw Muhammad on his potty pad…..

  • Itinerant Engineer
    May 5, 2015 at 11:22 am

    Well, you know what celebrities have to say about criticizing Islam:

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