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As I’m writing this Mrs. Turtleboy is watching The View, and Whoopi Goldberg just said something really, really dumb (per usual) that inspired me to write this blog. She said that Pamela Geller the host of the Texas “Draw Muhammad‘ contest that ended with police killing two armed gunman outside, is somehow responsible for that shooting because, and I quote, “she provoked this.”
Hey Whoopi, I liked you more when you were corrupting all those nuns back in 92.
Think of how fucked up that is to say. Imagine for a second if Whoopi said that a woman in a short skirt was “provoking rape.” Imagine if she said that Ray Rice’s fiance “provoked him into punching her.” Imagine if she said that Planned Parenthood “provoked shootings at abortion clinics.” I mean, it fits her logic, right? Some people are offended by abortion. We’ve seen people shoot up abortion clinics before. According to Whoopi Goldberg this means Planned Parenthood should pack up and go home, right? Please explain to me how this is ANY DIFFERENT from those things.
America is a great country because we have free speech. Pamela Geller held a “Draw Muhammad” contest because she could. She did it as a big “fuck you” to people who can’t get over the fact that their religion is off limits for caricature. Newsflash assholes – this is America. Everyone is fair game for satire here. If you don’t like it then go live in a crappy country where religious psychopaths run the show and there’s no porn. Sounds like fun.
Pamela Geller had the perfect quote to sum this up: “I will not abridge my freedoms so as not to offend savages.”
Savages. That’s what these animals are. Fucking savages. If you truly believe that your religion justifies killing innocent people because your prophet was caricatured, then you have a shitty religion. Because guess what? The prophet that you won’t allow the caricature of is probably the easiest target for satire. After all, it’s a FACT that Muhammad had forced sex with a 9-year old girl named Aisha. In America we call that rape. When you’re a pedophile/rapist in America, we have every fucking right to make fun of you until the cows come home.
I’m all for diversity of religion in this country. I’m not anti-Islam either; I’m anti-religious psychopath. This is America. I think we can all get along, respect each others differences, and still bust each other’s chops whenever possible. If that’s not your style then you can find friends that aren’t as edgy as Turtle Riders. But you have no right to tell the rest of us what we can and cannot laugh at.
Catholics, Baptists, Jews, and especially Scientologists are fair game for ridicule. Just because you’re Muslim doesn’t make you special. Don’t like it? Move to Saudi Arabai. I heard they have awesome health care there.