Social Justice Warriors

Why Are Barstool Sports Employees Raising Money For Looters And Rioters?


Celebrities are all donating to the bail fund for rioters looting businesses, attacking and killing cops and business owners, and burning down government buildings and police stations.

Crissy Teigen pledged $200K alone last night.

Meanwhile she’s sitting in her mansion in a safe neighborhood. I expect nothing less from Hollywood elite douchebags, but why is Barstool Sports employees like Ellie Schnitt and Maria Ciuffo supporting this?


This is what happens when you hire stupid, but physically attractive young chicks to try to give your readers something to fap to. But yea, totally not political.

Just a reminder that Blind Mike had a story spiked about Trenni Kusnierek falsely calling West Point cadets white nationalists because they played the circle game.

They also wouldn’t let anyone from Team Minihane write a story about defeating SJW Mayor Joe Curtatone in court.

Ya know, because Barstool isn’t political. Except when they’re financing domestic terrorism.

Let’s look at some of the animals these two are encouraging to riot by financing their bail. Here’s a store owner in Dallas who attempted to protect his store from being looted with a sword, who had rocks pelted at him, and then was viciously beaten and nearly killed. It’s pretty graphic.

Or how bout these rioters in Chicago beating and dragging multiple cops through the streets like Black Hawk Down as they don’t fight back.

Or this guy in Portland who was assaulted and then beaten by an Antifa mob for bringing an American flag.

Or the guy who attempted to defend the man from being beaten, who then had his teeth knocked out by Antifa thugs.

Or these peaceful protesters who burned police cars and tried to figure out what to do with an AR-15.

Or the Oakland cop who was killed by rioters.

Or the looters who destroyed this woman’s business.

Burning police cars is all the rage right now.

Barstool Sports pretends they’re not political, but then their employees with hundreds of thousands of followers urge people to financially support this garbage. Anxiously looking forward to Kirk and Steve’s take on this. It was cute when they’re having tickle fights about Kirk adopting Ellie.

But now that they’re funding domestic terrorism it will be interesting to hear how they feel.

P.S. This SJW blue checkmark clutching his pearls while sharing a video of out of context clips of police defending themselves from rioters ended up being a very satisfying highlight reel. More of this please.

Double P.S. A grand total of 9 unarmed black men were killed by the cops last year. That’s what this is all over.

Triple P.S. This is CNN. 



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85 Comment(s)
  • BoomBoom
    June 1, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    Dildo her with a stick of dynamite, she’ll have a blast.

  • Carlos duvat
    June 1, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    The only way for white conservatives to go on is for a white ethno state
    No negroes wet backs or liberal pieces of shit

    • Keep this up
      June 1, 2020 at 10:37 pm

      This is why I come to Turtleboy

      This is the content that is differentiated and is awesome

      Well done.

  • Orville Gasmo
    June 1, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    I wouldn’t mind “adopting” some hot, fake, empty-headed rod munchers like Mini-man, lemme tell ya!

  • randiguy2006
    June 1, 2020 at 11:30 am

    How cute is AK criticizing a $Zillion web empire for their content.

  • No Karens?
    June 1, 2020 at 6:08 am

    Funny how the whole “EVERYBODY MUST WEAR A MASK TO PROTECT ME!!!” thing went right out the window.

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    June 1, 2020 at 12:24 am

    Suspend all social programs for one month (welfare, food stamps, etc.) and see how long this continues. These people of all ethnicities think ‘their’ checks and EBT will still be there after they burn the city down. Hand which feeds, meet teeth.

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 31, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    these half-brain youths and Blacks are “acting out” with the same victim narrative as always, although in this case the cop was a hateful dick, painting all cops with the same brush they are the real criminals.

  • Stewart Nod
    May 31, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    It pains me to say, but Maria is one of the most attractive women I’ve ever laid eyes on.
    She is a g*d damn vision.
    I love you Maria.


  • Guinea Geisha
    May 31, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    When’s the looting phase of quarantine kick off anyway? I’m running low on civility… and smokes.

    • Silencio DoGood
      May 31, 2020 at 10:45 pm

      dear baby, candling this Covid egg, the blood ring is evident, the embryo has died and taken from the egg it is eaten raw on the street by savages. something had to give, for all the petulant youth grounded by the government. i hope this answers your question. smokes run low in a panic, you’ll be outside protesting in a matter of hours. collect snipes while you can… i’m still looking for the prize.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 31, 2020 at 11:19 pm

        A wise man once said, “A destruction, an annihilation that only man can provoke, only man can prevent.”

        But if you’re lookin for trouble… check your inbox baby.

        • Silencio DoGood
          June 1, 2020 at 12:07 am

          i knew it! you’re my insurance bill! you’re much nicer than the others, and a woman of all arts. i’m at a loss to say that my inbox is as empty as my shoes, but i’ll hope to check again, and again. i also hope you’re working at home these days, not in a social distance, but wearing your mask backwards in protest and having bought some smokes off a man in a streetside cage.

          • Guinea Geisha
            June 1, 2020 at 12:40 am

            Seriously? Welp… then there’s a different p***c****@hotmail out there somewhere probably jerking his gherkin to the geisha’s nudes as we speak :(. I’m sad. Just follow our turtle trail lover. You’ll find me one day.

          • Silencio DoGood
            June 1, 2020 at 2:14 am

            gmail, sad girl, the address is on my face. gg@gmail came back unopened, but UPS left my new underpants on my steps. Jupiter leads Saturn into the southeast sky, opposite a strange moon, a kind of homage to our search. meanwhile, i’m trying not to be enraged by the riots, media and lack of leadership. i’ve decided to limp for President; i’m going to the White House, baby, and taking you with me.

          • Guinea Geisha
            June 1, 2020 at 2:49 am

            Silent Assassin 2020. Geisha vote for you. Maybe that hotmail address is that of your late father. Geisha is truly sorry about your papa. My papa was only 69 when he passed as well. I’m watching looting on the Fox right now. It makes me sad too. I’ve been banned from the Face. Can’t see your address. But maybe this one does the trick: st*** Part of my first name fills in the blanks. The little part.

  • Frank
    May 31, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    Because the civil war has begun, the lines are drawn. These clowns don’t realize Is there cozy lifestyles won’t be here if there side wins

  • BucketNutz
    End this nonsense in 24 hours
    May 31, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    1-shut the power off.
    2-EMP all social media servers & darken the internet.
    3-flood the skies with drones & the streets with military to simply observe.

    The savages will take care of each other….

  • BucketNutz
    Helter Skelter is here
    May 31, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    If Charles Manson we’re alive he’d be jerking off like a jackrabbit in his cell right now.

    • whatevuh
      Larry the Cable Guy
      May 31, 2020 at 9:45 pm

      I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there . . . .

  • Dee Em
    May 31, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    Peaceful protestors shouldn’t need bail money, but you can’t even post something sensible here because of all the racist assholes who feel the need to speak anonymously through a TBS article. Your racist comments ruin the actual valid points coming from the rest of us such as “peaceful protestors shouldn’t need bail money

    • Crazy Eagle
      May 31, 2020 at 10:23 pm

      This has NOTHING to fo with the bad cop in Minnesota. Its commie Antifa- paid professional agitators not letting a crisis go to waste.

      • Crazy Eagle
        May 31, 2020 at 10:25 pm


  • Frosted Miniguns
    May 31, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    For the short haired blue checkmark dike, it’s because black people don’t have property, they have LOOT, which was taken from someone else.

  • That's why!
    May 31, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Because they’re useless, attention-whoring CUNTS!

  • Whacky Jacky
    May 31, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Those girls are douche canoes. As for the videos, I saw numerous reasons for the 2nd amendment.

  • Civil War NOW
    May 31, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    Even Fox news in on the game keeps showing the central park white girl a nd many other so called race crime highlights. Funnt no showing of the nagger animal beating on white elderly video. No showing of the filthy nagger killing 2 elderly whites at a cemetery. No mention of the epidemic black on white crime.

  • “sniper”
    May 31, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Try looting my business and I’ll be waiting to put a bullet in ur chest. That will stop the riots real quick

    • randiguy2006
      May 31, 2020 at 5:48 pm

      Like you have a business.

  • Crank
    May 31, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Typical white privilege. Donating money to criminals but terrified of joining the rioting thugs because they would be beaten and raped within seconds. Put your money up your cunts and get out in the streets and show solidarity with the animals you want to bail out. Cunts. Every one of them.

  • randiguy2006
    May 31, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    AK in the basement…

    “Hmmmm…race riots…how can I make this into content…about Kirk Minhane…”

    • whatevuh
      May 31, 2020 at 4:46 pm

      Kirk Minihane is in rehab because he’s so fucked up in the head, he can’t even handle life, ya know living from one day to another? TB fucking idolizes him for some reason. Pick a better mentor, one that won’t jump off a fucking bridge some day.

  • randiguy2006
    May 31, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    Millions of people are donating.

    I wonder why you point out Barstool employees?


  • randiguy2006
    Just so I understand
    May 31, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    Would you approve of kneeling before games though?

    • John Cusack
      May 31, 2020 at 3:04 pm

      I would support sending them back to Africa

      • Travis Bickle
        June 1, 2020 at 1:45 pm

        A one way non-refundable ticket back to the African motherland would be a win-win for both sides. Its the only form of reparations that I could ever support.

    • Bobby McKenna
      May 31, 2020 at 3:09 pm



      you idiot wanker

      • randiguy2006
        herpy derp
        May 31, 2020 at 3:17 pm

        Fuck the flag…and double fuck the fucking cross. All religions are cults.

        • You're a fucking coward
          May 31, 2020 at 3:47 pm

          Why dont you go fuck your self you little peice of domestic terrorist shit. Better yet why dont you tell us where you live so me and a few of the brothers who love our flag can come fuck you right in the ass with a flag pole. you little bitch. Want to talk all tough on a computer put your money wear your mouth is!

          • randiguy2006
            May 31, 2020 at 5:41 pm

            Oh noes a triggered internet snowflake guy!

            I piss on the American flag you faggot!

          • Bobby McKenna
            May 31, 2020 at 5:55 pm

            RE: HERPY DERP
            thanks brother for having “my 6” concerning this serious shitstorm of cunting flesh nugget. i hadn’t reponded to this commie cocksucker ’cause this slimey lizard scum isn’t worth the lint on my ass! if you can get this heaping pile of cat cum to reveal his name/whereabouts i’ll be pleased to travel from maine anywhere within a 1000 mile radius to teach “it” to respect the flag or i’ll stomp it’s fucking head into the pavement and plant said flag Iwo Jima style up his ass, then hunt it’s parents down and do likewise to them for breeding such a pus-nutted lil cocksucker! that flag means THE WORLD to me and millions more like US! i’m an army vet of 8 1/2 years. 4 1/2 years were on the DMZ in Korea. facing those little bucket headed commies 100 feet away for 4 1/2 years really makes you cherish the U.S.A. and appreciate what our forefathers gave us. to include assholes like him that earned “NO FUCKING RIGHT” to protest, let alone engaging in murderous rioting. IF YOU RIOTERS & WANNA BES DON’T LIKE OR LOVE THIS COUNTRY……. JUST GET YOUR SCUMMY FUCKING CUM DUMP ASSHOLE OUT OF HERE SO YOU CAN BE SNIVELING HAPPY IN CHINA YOU UNGRATEFUL OVER PRIVILEGED COCKSUCKERS!!! if you think i’m joking you pieces of shit please call me ASAP to arrange your killing 2073644551, oh and bring a shovel so i can cover the shit pile you’ll leave behind!!! yours very truly, Bobby AKA ROSCOE RUEHLS

          • You're a coward who drinks your boyfriends piss
            May 31, 2020 at 10:26 pm

            Bobby, Thank you for your service Sir!
            Too that other idiot, you’re a pathetic peice of shit and will never amount to a thing. Sit here and blast off your mouth because you’re protected in your moms basement! You would say no such thing too my face and would cower in fear and run away. Either that or you would call the cops that you hate too try and protect you. Stop letting your boyfriend piss in your mouth that’s disgusting. I would fold you like a broken lounge chair then stuff you in the trash where you belong. You’re a scary ass little cunt and any time you want to refute it like a man let me know and we can talk about it like men. Until then you’re just a little pussy behind a phone screen who bites the pillow before his boyfriend pisses in his mouth! Fucking coward bitch

        • Ya heard!
          May 31, 2020 at 5:33 pm

          Only unloved retards paint all faiths as cults.

          • Derp
            May 31, 2020 at 5:43 pm

            Only a moron believes in invisible Jesus in the sky.

      • randiguy2006
        May 31, 2020 at 10:58 pm

        Figures your from Maine. Also figures your military action was sitting on your ass staring at other sheep across an imaginary line.

        Boo yeah!

      • randiguy2006
        Lets dance
        June 1, 2020 at 9:27 am

        Anytime you want faggot

        Call me at 617-458-1148 to arrange your beat down.

        And thanks for your service standing between North and South Korea. You’re a real fucking hero.

        • Posting the number of a business is some pussy boi shit but then again you're a pussy boi
          June 1, 2020 at 11:57 am

          What a little pussy boi bitch. posting a fake phone number to a business who supports the turtle. If something happens too their business because of your little pussy ass I hope the owner finds you and give you a shit stomping so bad that even your crusty cunt of a mother wont be able to recognize you.
          You little bitch I hope you and your crusty cunt of a mother die of the rona. You sad little twerp. All tough behind a phone but in reality just tucking your cock into your ass crack like the tranny coward you are. Pussy boi

  • Send Them Back To The Motherland
    May 31, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    There is a new video out showing the criminal flyod chimping out and kicking officers in the patrol car. Once agsin fake media doesnt show all the footage.

    • Let Monkies Poluce Monkies
      May 31, 2020 at 3:02 pm

      Ny Post has some of it.
      CNN will never show it.
      The criminal Floyd WAS RESISTING.

    • Queef Olbermann
      Do You Have A Link?
      May 31, 2020 at 10:08 pm

      Where can I find that video?

        May 31, 2020 at 11:07 pm

        • Queef Olbermann
          Do You Have A Link?
          May 31, 2020 at 11:41 pm


    • Paul Casale
      Full of Shit
      June 1, 2020 at 12:35 am

      Funny the “fake news” has shown that video & it does not show what you describe.
      Nice try though!

  • randiguy2006
    May 31, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    How jealous are you that someone with a different opinion than you is employed by Barstool while you sit in the basement getting sued by rachets.

    And get you dick out of Minihan’s mouth you weirdo.

    P.S. Everyone who works for someone doesn’t have to have the same opinion. That’s the beauty of Barstool and why they are successful. Try it sometime. When you get employees. Oh yeah I forgot, they all quit.

  • Snarky Pete
    May 31, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    Desperate for the approval of the New World Order???

    • randiguy2006
      Thank you!
      May 31, 2020 at 5:53 pm

      Thanks for posting the videos of cops and Trump fans getting beat on.

      I came in my pants I loved it so much!

  • randiguy2006
    May 31, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    I’m guessing because they are free people to do as they please?

  • randiguy2006
    May 31, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    I’d explain.
    But there’s no way you’ll every understand.
    Your world view has been formed from your basement in central Massachusetts.

  • Paul Casale
    Springfield’s Finest
    May 31, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Shout out to Malcolm Wilson…featured on MassLive story about a protest one day…busted the next day for breaking in & looting a Walmart:
    Emotions were high with some of the people at the event saying that they have either been a victim of the police at one point in their lives or they know someone who has been.
    “I have people who have been having run-ins with the law,” said Protester Malcolm Wilson. “Like last year, one of my friends was almost murdered by one of the police had it not been for someone stepping in.”

    Malcolm said that he has family in the Springfield police force but is at the protest because he saw the video that was posted online and felt he had to do something.

    Please support this piece of shit!

  • Your poor mother
    May 31, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    She probably thought that you being too stupid to get into Notre Dame was the worst that could happen 🙁 NEVERTHELESS, you persisted!

  • Rockets Redglare
    May 31, 2020 at 1:19 pm

    Trump announces US to designate Antifa as terrorist organization following violent protests

  • CONN
    May 31, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    The police should prove they’re not racist by shooting these man-bunned white douche bag rioters square in the face.

  • It’s me
    May 31, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    These videos really piss me off these people are claiming to be liberals all you can hear is them calling the people there beating faggots… half these people give two shits about what happened to George. It wasn’t right the cop shouldn’t have been on his neck that long but these people just want to fuck shit up. This is really getting to me

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    May 31, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    If I’m walking in an approved leftist riot zone, ya know, those jurisdictions where the Mayor and/or Governor has ordered the police to retreat, and abandon the citizens.

    …. of course, I’m armed.

    And of course, I’d shoot the first MF who approached me, and didn’t understand what drawing my handgun meant. “Stay 50 feet away from me, or you go 6 feet under.”

    In any situation where you’re outnumbered you have to maintain a safe perimeter, and be willing to defend it “… by any means necessary”. You might survive. Otherwise, you’re dead for sure.

  • What goes around comes around
    May 31, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Ha ha. I hope the police are keeping lists of all the white celebrity and other donors to the rioters. What will the donors say when the police take their time responding to burglary calls at the celebrities’ mansions — “well, they destroyed our cruiser so we’re walking over. See you next week, maybe, ha ha, have a nice day.” Just like the Baltimore elected officials who told the police to stand down during and after the Freddie Gray riots and then claimed not to understand why the crime rate in their communities, amidst the many burned-out stores, thereafter increased exponentially.

    • tammy
      May 31, 2020 at 1:36 pm

      This nasty skank should be sucking on my cock not on a straw. Unfortunately this cunt will get some innocent hard working white nice guy that has no knowledge of her past and she will fuck all over him.
      Hopefully she will get some disease from sucking to many black cocks and her lower jaw will fall off before that can happen.

      • hartf811
        Prom Date
        May 31, 2020 at 6:05 pm

        She has herpes
        I know
        I gave it to her.
        Smooth asshole though.

  • SD
    May 31, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Watching this looting and destruction going on makes me wish there were a lot more Korean-American business owners in Minneapolis. They knew how to handle things in L.A. back in the 1990’s.

  • Racist?
    May 31, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    The fact these morons can’t comprehend there are black businees owners that are losing their livelihoods is not shocking to me. This is all political, always has been. Time for the left to be squashed, Chinese style. We need an Antifanmen Square.

  • The logical Libertarian
    May 31, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    I’m with the police on this one. The officer who was responsible has been arrested. The police in NYC, LA, Chicago or anywhere else have nothing to do with what happened in Minnesota. You cannot live safely in a society where police can be attacked for NO REASON!

  • The logical Libertarian
    May 31, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    Next time someone tells you assault weapons aren’t for hunting, they’re for killing people and need to be banned, the appropriate response should “Yes, they are for killing people. When riots break out and they’re pulling people out of their vehicles, homes, stores, etc. it won’t be a revolver that saves your life. IT WILL BE AN AR-15!!!!”

  • SGT Waterboard
    May 31, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Stay hydrated!

  • whatevuh
    May 31, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    when all else fails, bring up Kirk Minihane again . . . for the love of God, go suck his fucking cock and get it over with, enough is enough

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 31, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    Law enforcement is being WAYY too nice and tolerant. The protesters are emboldened by the lack of response by the cops. They need to start firing into the crowds throwing rocks at them. Some lethal force will make those protesters run back home to their basements and cower. Take China’s stance and make red paint out of those idiots.

    I was in the military and have a few military stickers on my vehicle. I had a black woman flipping me off this week. I’m not even a cop! Idiots.

    • tammy
      May 31, 2020 at 12:57 pm

      That was NOT a black woman that WAS a black ape with 14 little apes collecting welfare supplied by the WHITE MAN.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    May 31, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    I have several bags of dog poop and some monopoly money I’ll be glad to donate to the chuds. I hope Bubba, Thor, Julio, Antoine and Mr. Tiny make them feel nice and welcome in the grey bar hotel. Chrissy Teigen and Justin Timberlake? They’re still alive? Wow, I been working too much…

    • hartf811
      Just fucking try me
      May 31, 2020 at 6:00 pm

      Keep your dog poop.
      I have a semi with an extended clip and a box of hollow points with somebody’s name on then Eat the Rich? Common and try Boot Lip.

  • ames1049
    May 31, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    These subhumans aren’t protesters. They are domestic terrorists. Bring in the military and anyone looting, burning or destroying property or blocking roads should be shot on site.

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 31, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    So if “protesting”, looting, communal drug use and rioting is ok, I can go to the fucking bar without a mask. I can’t wait til Charlie uses this as an excuse to push back his phase in bullshit!

  • Judge dread
    May 31, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    Cost of catching COVAIDS: 2 weeks at home in bed.

    Cost of trying to not catch COVAIDS: complete economic destruction and 3+ months locked in your home.

    When COVAIDS liberal lockdown lunacy doesn’t work: Riot and loot.

    The police need to be more hard line, most of the time they are ordered to stand down esp on the left coast. The NG needs to go in there and teach these 75 IQ thugs .223 reasons why society doesn’t tolerate their violence.

    Fuck twitter and fuck the celebrities and SJWs on it as well.

  • Jack
    Fat George
    May 31, 2020 at 11:56 am

    Traitors, wish it was possible to deport them to Iran!

  • Ratchet Rex
    May 31, 2020 at 11:51 am

    So should we riot like this against Bristol and crew? Asking for a friend.

  • Our Country Is Under Attack
    May 31, 2020 at 11:41 am

    Minnessota Govenors daughter hope walz was tweeting support to protesters also gave them info that the national guard would not be there a certain night. Gave them inside info yo help rioting and crime wave.

  • Civil War Is Here
    May 31, 2020 at 11:37 am

    I hope a rioter throws a brick and smashes her FILTHY CUNT face.

  • This Is The 2020 Democratic Convention
    May 31, 2020 at 11:35 am

    13 of Joe Bidens top staffers donated as well. This is terrorism against the American people.
    Story on gatewaypundit a reputable source.

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