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Witness: Pit Bull That Was “Thrown From Truck” On Route 20 Was Really Wandering Around Worcester For A Week After Being Abandoned But The Ghettofab Family Is Suing Us For Deformation Anyway

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The other day we published this blog about some washed up rapper, who thinks he’s both a blood and some sort of old school Winter Hill Gang relic, has spent a significant amount of time incarcerated, and claims his pit bull was stolen from his house and tossed from a moving truck before being killed.


And because someone posted it on Facebook it simply had to be true…

Since then we’ve been introduced to the entire trashbag family, including his two daughters Sadie Ko, who has already been in touch with her “lawyer and police friends” who told her she has a “solid case”:


And Asia, AKA Jewelz….


Who had the misfortune of getting hit on pretty hard by Deskie:

She posted about it and the pussies who run the Turtleboycott Facebook page (DO NOT report them for nudity and hate speech) ran to her defense

Asia also joined us on Turtleboy Live last night and she was pretty legendary, so give her a listen if you get the chance. The story she told was amazing and wildly inconsistent. According to her the thieves showed up on consecutive nights while they were sleeping, pushed in the AC, and then the dog jumped out of the window like a circus act. You won’t regret listening.

Anyway, pretty sure we solved the mystery…..

Oh look, someone saw the poor dog wandering around the area where his body was found several days before he was killed. They made no effort to find him, possibly because he was discarded. Then the dog ended up getting hit by a car and they pretended someone stole him while they were all sleeping.

But wait, I thought he was dognapped!! All these rubes keep telling us that we’re lying….


The amount of people saying, “But he went to Tufts and the dog died so how could he be lying” was insane. Because we all agree the dog was killed on Route 20. It’s just the fairytale about being thrown from a truck that we objected to, because as it turned out the dog was wandering around by itself for days before he died.

This is what real news outlets do people. They ask questions. This is what fake news outlets do:

They fall for bullshit. George Barnes and Michael Fahey aren’t real reporters. They’re glorified drama queens who see a story like this and assume it’s true. It’s why they work for dying industries, and why we are the fastest growing media outlet that has ever existed.

12 Comment(s)
  • The angry taint
    Crossing the rainbow bridge
    July 9, 2018 at 11:39 am

    Hi TB this is Dallas from beyond, this is my side of the story please bear with me as I have no thumbs 1) I have a peanut allergy and couldn’t lick anymore …so gross.2) If I had to see my owner wear that stupid fucking members only jacket(he must be the last member) I was going to hurl myself out the window and play in traffic.3) Guess who wore that fucking jacket again?…..I hope this sheds some facks on this tomfoolery

    • Boris the Butcher
      July 9, 2018 at 2:13 pm

      Why did you not bite Sean Hicks’ balls off?

  • deflateddoritodinks
    July 9, 2018 at 10:45 am

    Owning a pit bull= dey be drugs in da howz.

  • Dr. Cock
    July 9, 2018 at 10:19 am

    I gotta talk to that Haylie Annese. She’s got a cute load face. I want to see ropes dripping from her chin while she calls me a fucking scumbag.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 9, 2018 at 9:29 am

    I like Jewelz profile pic.
    Straining to push out a 4 day opioid Yenshi Baby.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 9, 2018 at 8:45 am

    Wow look at Jewelz

    Worn out she-male pass around at the Metallica tribute band concerts

    Thank God I’m happily married – look at the shit out there that there is to choose from these days

  • I See Dumb People
    Sean Hicks is a straight bitch
    July 9, 2018 at 7:52 am

    Thank you for pointing out how ridiculous this guy sounds saying hes winter hill gang and then in same breath claiming hes a Blood … News flash all of the winter hill gang would whack this loser for associating with bloods and crips … Thats not how the rolled back then and still wouldnt stand for it … If anything about him being winter hill was remotley true i would be very surprised … Hey Sean you are a fucking washedup wanbabe blood crip winter hill bitch pussy … Stop name dropping before you get dropped you fucking bitch

  • STUPIDdog
    July 9, 2018 at 7:39 am

    Yes, a Pit Bull is a useless bread of dog. Nobody gets a PB because they’re great family dogs and make awesome pets. They get them because they either want their dog to be mean fucks, or because they’re so controversial.
    Look at this guy and the attention he craves. Tattoos. Mercedes. Pit Bull.
    Priorities. Live on/near shithole Greenwood Street/Quinsig Village. Drive a Mercedes. Hey Asshat, forget the $500 a month car payment. Put that towards renting a nicer place.

  • WeAreFucked
    July 9, 2018 at 7:31 am

    I like George Barnes. His Saturday column is entertaining and his stories don’t pick on innocent people like DW did or defend douche bags who are repressed by the white man like Clive does.

  • M
    July 9, 2018 at 7:13 am

    And this is why I despise pitbulls. This is the type of trash that owns them. I defy you to prove me wrong

  • whatevuh
    July 9, 2018 at 6:54 am

    It’s absolutely amazing how many people saw this, or know someone’s brother’s sister-in-law’s friend’s sister’s mother knows a cop . . . simply amazing

    • whatevuh
      July 9, 2018 at 6:56 am

      P.S. I think you’re all full of shit

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