Social Justice Warriors

Woke Rockland Pharmaceutical Company Is Offering Employees Bounties To Bring Them Black People And Women


Merck EMD Serono is a pharmaceutical company in Rockland that describes themselves as “passionate about providing medicines, drug-delivery devices and support services for patients with difficult-to-treat diseases,” on their website. They, like many multi-billion dollar corporations whose CEO’s have made fortunes off the sales of prescription drugs, have attempted to distract from their profiteering and save themselves from the woke mob by going all in on “social justice.” Except they went around doing it in an unconventional way – by putting bounties on the heads of black people. Here’s a flyer that was emailed to all employees, and then printed out and sent to them as well, offering a 25% bonus to any employee who “refers a qualified candidate who self-identifies as a member of certain underrepresented groups, earn an increased recruitment bonus.”

They’re literally paying bribes to employees to go out and find them some “underrepresented” black people to hire. At least, that’s what that term usually means. It excludes racial minorities like Asians, because they’re often over-represented in medical fields and universities.

It also includes women, but what exactly is a woman in 2020? A man who “identifies” as a woman is now a woman, even though what they’re identifying can’t be defined because it really no longer exists. What happens if a woman identifies as a man? Does referring someone like this get you the bounty too? They’d have a vagina, but they don’t identify as a woman, so I guess they’re not longer women. Unless of course being transgender in and of itself qualifies as being a member of an underrepresented group.

This part was pretty telling:

“aligns with the Leaders of Color attract/hire strategy and complements ongoing university hiring programming and other outreach efforts.”

The company already has a committee within it that exists to recruit “underrepresented” candidates that works with colleges to pluck them fresh off the woke tree. This apparently isn’t enough, so now they have to offer bounties.

The company says it wants to “increase the number of diverse applicants” to “fulfill our commitment to building a more diverse organization.” They say they are “working to build a more diverse, inclusive, and equitable workplace.”

But what is diversity? Who isn’t being included? What isn’t equitable about the current process? It seems as if they don’t care if you’re particularly good at the job. They simply care about what you look like. Imagine if love was treated the same way.

“I don’t care if I’m compatible with my spouse or really wanna be with them at all, I just want them to be hot.”

Here is the current leadership team at Merck EMD Serono:

Rehan Verjee is a racial minority, but since he’s Indian he comes from an overrepresented minority group. As you can see, he wears sports coats without a tie because he is your prototypical corporate douchebag trying to look “fresh” and “hip” and “innovative.” He likely commands a seven figure salary as President of EMD Serono and Global Head of the Innovative Medicine Franchises for Merck, and his resume indicates that he comes from one of the most privileged backgrounds possible.

Prior to this role, Rehan served as Executive Vice President, Chief Marketing and Strategy Officer since October 2015, leading the global franchises of oncology, neurology & immunology, and infertility, in addition to global business development, market access, strategy and portfolio management, marketing operations and the medical device and services unit. Prior to this, he led the Canadian operations as Managing Director of EMD Serono Canada Inc. Rehan holds a master’s degree in Molecular and Cellular Biochemistry from the University of Oxford in the U.K, and first joined the company in 2004.

He went to Oxford University. I can assure you that Oxford grads are overrepresented on every board of directors for every multi-billion dollar corporation in the world.

This is Senior Vice President Kirk Taylor.

As you can see, he is a member of a minority group. How did he overcome institutional racism to become a MD and SVP at such a large corporation? Here’s his bio.

Prior to his current role, Kirk served as Senior Vice President, Medical Affairs Strategy and Operations for Verastem Oncology, where he was responsible for developing medical launch strategies and driving data generation. Kirk also served as Chief of Strategy and Late Phase Development as well as Chief Medical Officer for Finch Therapeutics Group. Kirk brings strong expertise as a practicing neurologist combined with 22 years of global and U.S. drug development experience in Phases I-IV across multiple therapeutic areas including Neurology, Oncology, as well as rare diseases. Kirk holds an M.D. from State University of New York Downstate and a B.A. from Harvard University. He completed a neurology residency at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine and a postdoc in neuropathic pain and headache from the University of California at San Francisco.

He went to Harvard for undergrad, attended the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, and served SVP for another large medical organization prior to taking this gig. What inclusion was he ever denied? Nothing. Because he’s extremely qualified for the position he holds.

The rest of the board is filled with women, some white guys, and other racial minorities.

Of the 14 the breakdown is this:

  • 6 white guys
  • 4 men who identify as racial minorities
  • 4 white women

How exactly is this company underrepresented? They’re not. If they were concerned about actual diversity they’d hire people from the following underrepresented groups:

  • Different socioeconomic backgrounds
  • Impoverished rural areas, rather than elitist urbanites that currently dominate the company
  • People who grew up without healthcare, since they work in the healthcare industry
  • People who went to state school because they couldn’t afford or get into Harvard like Kirk Taylor
  • People who are obese (there isn’t a single fat person on that board, yet fat people make up a large (no pun intended) part of the population)
  • People in wheelchairs
  • Deaf people
  • Blind people
  • People who grew up in single parent homes
  • Women who are currently working single mothers
  • Black conservatives, since they are vastly underrepresented whenever companies need to show off the new black people they hired

The list could go on and on. What problem is Merck EMD Serono fixing by adding people to the company based solely on the way they look? What value does is there in adding a black guy to the payroll who grew up in Andover, attended Phillips Academy, and graduated from Harvard? Black people like this do exist by the way (just ask Kirk Taylor), although the CEO’s of these companies seem to believe that black people are a monolithic stereotype in need of saving.

Merck EMD is not looking to hire diverse people; they’re looking to hire more people like them. And by them I don’t mean black or white. I mean elitist, Ivy League educated men and women of all races, who have served in high paying positions at other large corporations. They’re certainly not looking to hire YOU if you’re a white guy who grew up in a section 8 apartment in Holyoke. You don’t have the pedigree. They want more people like Kirk Taylor who LOOK diverse, but are the products of elitist nepotism. This doesn’t add perspective or different backgrounds to the company, but it does give them better pictures they can post on Facebook as they pat themselves on the back for being so woke.


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104 Comment(s)
  • One more thing
    December 5, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    They are already much more diverse than the CNNMSNBCABCCBSPBS News rooms.

  • Also sick of this shit
    December 5, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    Six or seven years into my company’s “Diversity and Inclusion” program, I finally let them have it on the annual survey. WTH am I supposed to do? I don’t hire people and I deal with all employees and customers fairly. I couldn’t care less about identity. What else is there to say? This might be their answer. They emailed all employees invites to gay mixers last year from the companies LGBTQXYZ club which I thought was ridiculous. Make our product safely, sell it for a profit. We don’t need a position on “Social Justice” ( that was a survey question this year). Anyone can see where this is going : tolerance is not enough. They are going to force you to celebrate their causes or you’re going to be shown the door. We have two “Diversity Officers” pilling in over 130k each. Unbelievable.

  • Travis Bickle
    December 4, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    I think the word “qualified” is a disclaimer. It could be construed as a racist dog whistle too. There are plenty of blacks and other under-represented POCs just a few miles up the road from Rockland in the amazingly diverse (i.e. majority minority) city of Brockton. Unfortunately, not many are “qualified” to do much of anything except cause trouble, which might explain why they are under-represented everywhere except for crime and dependency statistics. Just sayin’…

  • North of the Border
    December 3, 2020 at 11:55 pm

    I hear Annie Dookhan is still in the job market. Maybe she’ll fit right in there.

    • Just say'n
      December 4, 2020 at 11:28 am

      I may LOOK like a middle age white guy, but I self identify as a 25 year African American old lesbian. They are basically trying to find people who lie.

    December 3, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    From the Merck management perspective, this is the perfect sham. They make points with their “Leaders of Color” people, probably make points with woke politicians, and then don’t have to do anything.

    They aren’t going to pay the premium for the hiring of the black man, because they know such men are statistically “not-existent”. Or if they are, it’s because he’s a recent emigre from Africa or Jamaica, and not harmed by the urban culture which destroys black Americans.

    If they really wanted to do something to address what they perceive as inequity in America, they’d attempt to identify a “smart kid” at elementary school level, and pay his mom to get out of the city with him/her (I wish I could write mom and dad), and do what is possible to channel this kid away from the destructive paths within the urban communities.

    Get this kid in those summer camps run by NASA people… Make sure this kid has a mind which is given all the challenges and opportunities that are possible. And then if we’re lucky, the kid makes the cut for college. And then pay for college for this kid. That would be doing something.

    But right now, they just have a propaganda campaign, that is going to do nothing except make woke whites happy.

  • President Harris
    December 3, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    I notice they do not hire WAMPNOGS.

    • Too busy
      December 3, 2020 at 3:06 pm

      That is because they are running a train on your mom. That is a full time job in and of itself

    • Tuukka Rask
      December 3, 2020 at 3:28 pm

      I’m in the market for a sturdy slave.

  • Tracie Ramirez
    December 3, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    Live show tonight at 9:00!!

  • Blind fury
    December 3, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Yeah they should hire Aidan as a Janitor. There is also an opening for a janitor at the NYC perpshows too
    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..The corrosive threat of misinformation permeates every aspect of our civic life. It undercuts our ability to protect ourselves and others from COVID-19. It undermines trust in the news media and in our democratic institutions — and, in particular, the right of citizens to cast their ballots.

    Indeed, with Election Day on Nov. 3 fast approaching, we’re being deluged with news reports, opinion columns and commentary, social media posts, images, videos and other communications about candidates, campaigns and the act of voting itself. But we don’t need to wait for the ballots to be counted to make one call: Much of what we’re reading, watching and hearing is not intended to inform us, or even persuade us. Instead, it’s created to misinform us, inflame us and divide us.

    • Spider Lips13
      Spider Lips
      December 3, 2020 at 2:29 pm

      ******BREAKING NEWS******
      Jalabia Funkysmell is still dead…carry on.

    • hartf811
      One dead nog to add to the total
      December 5, 2020 at 8:25 am

      If you nogs were half as interested in her well-being when she was alive she wouldn’t have ended up as worm food in the road weeds. It’s on you scavenging ratchets.

    • Linda Coralyn
      Poor you
      December 5, 2020 at 9:44 am

      Blind fury- bottom line- she’s still dead, you’re still responsible. That will never change. Never

  • hartf811
    You will miss white men in the workplace when we are gone
    December 3, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Blacks, hmoes and those with misassigned ladyparts are nothing but problems. Better suffer sexual harassment complaints and stolen technology with chicks and zips.
    Celebrate diversity!

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 3, 2020 at 2:07 pm

      ^^ fake. Troll, stop saying Rump is not our president, he is for 40 more days, then we will shrivel down

      • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle(Fuck This Troll)
        December 3, 2020 at 6:01 pm

        Fake secretary, you’re really lame.

        • The real, real, real secretary
          December 3, 2020 at 6:46 pm

          You really care about that name that much, and about TB? I hope you get benefits with that, evrn if it is an eightball.

          Oh, and suck it

          • The One And Only Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
            December 3, 2020 at 10:41 pm

            Suck what? Hold on, let me find my glasses. And as always, thank you for supporting local journalism.

  • Harry Balz
    December 3, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    Gentlemen, you want to hire underrepresented people of color? Head down to Methadone Mile and take your pick. They all come with a great deal of experience in the pharmaceutical industry.

    • Jane Goodall
      December 3, 2020 at 12:57 pm

      Very dangerous area of the reserve.

    • hartf811
      December 3, 2020 at 2:03 pm

      Hey I got dibs on the cage inhabitants as per previous comments.

      • Andrew Oberle
        December 3, 2020 at 2:46 pm

        Cages and fencing still give me nightmares.

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 3, 2020 at 2:08 pm

      ^^^ fake troll. Go and die already!

  • Lindsey Vonn
    December 3, 2020 at 11:56 am

    The darker the better.

    I really hate my father.

    • hartf811
      December 3, 2020 at 2:12 pm

      Tree trunks and boat bumpers are next for you and the wrinkly lips between your knees Linds.

  • Charles Manson
    December 3, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Enjoy the race war America.

  • The Darkest Jim
    December 3, 2020 at 11:26 am

    Fuck whitey.

  • Independent Thinker
    December 3, 2020 at 11:02 am

    No whites need apply!

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips
    December 3, 2020 at 10:57 am

    ******BREAKING NEWS******
    Jalabia Funkysmell is still dead…carry on.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    December 3, 2020 at 10:38 am


    I have just self identified as a mentally challenged gay oriental handicapped female of color with traceable amounts of Native American that is undergoing gender reassignment.

    When do I start and what’s my cut?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Walter Becker's Ghost
      December 3, 2020 at 11:41 am

      McRIB!!! Are you with me doctor?

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    December 3, 2020 at 10:16 am

    Casual Observations:

    1) When a company overselects any population, statistically speaking they weaken their organization.
    2) If you don’t understand #1, I cannot help you.

  • corporate sociopaths
    December 3, 2020 at 9:46 am

    Profile pictures look fucked up. Each one of these corporate big face grinning reptiles should take a wrong turn into a blm antifa peaceful protest get jacked beaten into a month long coma then re-learn to walk with a blm mask on, fuck these corporate demons.

    • Disco Inferno
      December 3, 2020 at 10:00 am

      The idea that Merck would pay a bonus for bringing in female employees because they are underrepresented is ludicrous. Aside from the tech/research jobs, men are absolutely in the minority there. What they really want is some of those good twofers and threefers who make the workforce Venn diagrams look great in the annual report.

  • hartf811
    Give a man a fish
    December 3, 2020 at 7:54 am

    I want exclusivity on The camp at the corner of Mass Ave and Melnea Cass Blvd. Black uneducated unemployed junkies are definitely under represented at Merck.

  • Rian W
    December 3, 2020 at 7:47 am

    I wanna take a break from trolling ths shit out of you because it is imoortant that you understand you failed your fans.
    Take away the mahor hack you just had, that you still do not want to admit to.
    Classic turtle had ratchet madness, the graveyard, real inveatigations. Nowadays most of your stuff is stuff MSM is throwing out there, you just try to add insults and your own thoughts to it. that is not classic TBS.
    You can downvote me all uou want, and that lady in bumfuc KY can say I am a troll as he/she wants.
    But you know your numbers are way down and falling, and now being able to monetize anything is hard.

    Just bring classic TBS back. And this is not it

  • iBrahim X Bundy
    December 3, 2020 at 7:30 am

    Excellent article! Merck has been added to the list of most racist companies to exist in the 21st century.

  • Lou Briccant
    December 3, 2020 at 1:11 am

    Will Merck be giving this bonus commensurate upon how dark skinned the candidate is? For instance, if he resembles Bryant Gumbel is it $500 but a Desmond Tutu lookalike gets you $1,000?

    If there’s 9 open positions, and say 25% must be filled by a Minority, does that mean Merck will only hire 6 average-sized White men and 1 White Dwarf?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Alex Reimer
    December 3, 2020 at 12:16 am

    Thanks for bringing it back,
    I will always fit a McRib in my macros.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Bret Killoran
    December 3, 2020 at 12:10 am

    Guess who’s back, back again
    Guess who’s back, tell a friend
    Guess who’s back, guess who’s back?
    Guess who’s back?


  • Captain trips
    December 2, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    How dense can TBS be that we ask for ratchet stuff and he fills us with these useless articles.

    Who cares!

    I am starting to reconsider what that troll said about misdirection.

    Give us ratchet stuff! That is what we want!

  • Cornucopia
    December 2, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    So how much of a bonus do I get if I refer my friend Adam who goes along with the gig because his skin is a little darker than mine? He is straight, white, male and Catholic but I’ll say he self represents as a gay, black, female and jewish. Am I gonna score on all 4 boxes? Self representation is powerful!

    • Sec of tbS
      December 2, 2020 at 11:33 pm

      ^^^ fake
      But how do i apply
      And can I get a reference?

  • Bobbin' for Boners
    December 2, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    Don’t use the second stall in the men’s room at Rockland town hall.

  • Wait a minute..
    December 2, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    So how many of these minorities did you hire when you could?
    Yeah, no, you just make fun of the exact minorities you described you Einstein.

    • interracial prostitutes welfare jobs
      December 3, 2020 at 9:51 am

      higher? none! if I wanted to start my own welfare program I’d throw dollar bills into traffic on the corners with cardboard signs

  • WeRFucked
    December 2, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Fuck these assholes. You are right on the money TB. They’ll hire a black guy with a college education. Sorry, most blacks with a good education aren’t out looking for work. For that matter, nobody with a good education is out looking for a job.

    This desire to to diversify the employees doesn’t do anything but change who they look. There isn’t any difference between a black guy with a masters degree in biotech, and a white guy with the same degree.

    You want to be truly woke, hire the guy at the corner with the cardboard sign. You won’t. Because you really don’t care.

    • WeRFucked
      December 2, 2020 at 9:33 pm

      Sorry “how” not “who”

      Fuck you.

    • Sec of TBS
      December 2, 2020 at 11:31 pm

      ^^^ fake

    • Trite Wasshe
      December 5, 2020 at 1:44 pm

      Exactly. There were black doctors, surgeons and business owners back in the 1930’s and 40’s, and way before that. Heck, look up The Chesapeake Marine Railway and Dry Dock Company, chartered by blacks in 1868. If you keep anyone out of the wrong culture, they will go further. Same thing applies to the White Appalachian culture I was around. You gotta liberate yourself from the naysayers.

  • Boe Jiden
    December 2, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    This is the great fallacy that is elitist liberalism. One needs to help the lesser than’s but fails to see the racism one holds.
    The issue is elitist liberals treat minorities as pets. Here is your treat for being a good minority! Now, beg for your handout!!
    As the elitists puppets turn to the woke crowd and state: “Look Ma! I halped!!”
    A circle jerk of erroneous Cunts.

  • McRib is made from pigs assholes..
    December 2, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    If you put a black woman in charge at mcdonalds, the worst that can happen is you get someone elses shitty cold sandwich.
    If you put a black women in charge of a company of Soldiers/ men can die. Nobody wants to address the elephant in the room. Black & brown women are just lazy and stupid as a fence post.

    • WeRFucked
      December 2, 2020 at 9:36 pm

      MC Grant can get the white woke men to practically kneel for her. That makes her a lot smarter than them.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      December 2, 2020 at 11:54 pm

      Also, Sheboons are by far the most entitled, obnoxious and rude. Avoid at all costs.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Bret Killoran
      December 3, 2020 at 12:33 am

      What the fuck? McRibs are as moist as a puss! Obtw I like cock!

    • Done with this shit
      December 3, 2020 at 4:25 am

      Don’t forget obese. I think it’s required.

  • Hero zero
    December 2, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    Sure Aidan does not read
    The corrosive threat of misinformation permeates every aspect of our civic life. It undercuts our ability to protect ourselves and others from COVID-19. It undermines trust in the news media and in our democratic institutions — and, in particular, the right of citizens to cast their ballots.

    Indeed, with Election Day on Nov. 3 fast approaching, we’re being deluged with news reports, opinion columns and commentary, social media posts, images, videos and other communications about candidates, campaigns and the act of voting itself. But we don’t need to wait for the ballots to be counted to make one call: Much of what we’re reading, watching and hearing is not intended to inform us, or even persuade us. Instead, it’s created to misinform us, inflame us and divide us.

    • What
      December 2, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      But someone sure does want to shut us up now that we are giving info that is true and lets you see tha major hack TBS had.

      The corrosive threat of misinformation permeates every aspect of our civic life. It undercuts our ability to protect ourselves and others from COVID-19. It undermines trust in the news media and in our democratic institutions — and, in particular, the right of citizens to cast their ballots.

      Indeed, with Election Day on Nov. 3 fast approaching, we’re being deluged with news reports, opinion columns and commentary, social media posts, images, videos and other communications about candidates, campaigns and the act of voting itself. But we don’t need to wait for the ballots to be counted to make one call: Much of what we’re reading, watching and hearing is not intended to inform us, or even persuade us. Instead, it’s created to misinform us, inflame us and divide us.

      The corrosive threat of misinformation permeates every aspect of our civic life. It undercuts our ability to protect ourselves and others from COVID-19. It undermines trust in the news media and in our democratic institutions — and, in particular, the right of citizens to cast their ballots.

      Indeed, with Election Day on Nov. 3 fast approaching, we’re being deluged with news reports, opinion columns and commentary, social media posts, images, videos and other communications about candidates, campaigns and the act of voting itself. But we don’t need to wait for the ballots to be counted to make one call: Much of what we’re reading, watching and hearing is not intended to inform us, or even persuade us. Instead, it’s created to misinform us, inflame us and divide us.

    • Shut Up!
      December 2, 2020 at 9:02 pm

      Notice TbS did not answer questions on his social media account about people info.
      That is because he read that not admitting give him less liability (not really though, but at least he can move his money before you try to sue himl)
      But he is not smaaaahht enough to know this is conspiracy, which is a crime
      The corrosive threat of misinformation permeates every aspect of our civic life. It undercuts our ability to protect ourselves and others from COVID-19. It undermines trust in the news media and in our democratic institutions — and, in particular, the right of citizens to cast their ballots.

      Indeed, with Election Day on Nov. 3 fast approaching, we’re being deluged with news reports, opinion columns and commentary, social media posts, images, videos and other communications about candidates, campaigns and the act of voting itself. But we don’t need to wait for the ballots to be counted to make one call: Much of what we’re reading, watching and hearing is not intended to inform us, or even persuade us. Instead, it’s created to misinform us, inflame us and divide us.

  • Meua
    December 2, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Meau meau?

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    December 2, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    Watched Tucker last night, huh? Decent take though.

  • JoeMomma
    December 2, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    I self identify as a black transgendered woman, does that make me CEO?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    December 2, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Hey Everyone! McRIB IS BACK!!!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Bret Killoran
      December 2, 2020 at 7:30 pm

      Alright! McRib is as moist as a warm puss.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Bret Killoran
        December 2, 2020 at 7:32 pm

        @ I’M A FAGGOT, Hey, What are ya doin’ later? Wanna hook up?

  • Highrise hater
    December 2, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Ahh yes, the Ivy League, as most of you have figured out, they self identify as better than anyone else on the planet. In their twisted minds they are entitled to be the leaders of society, in business and of course politics, that is why we were all described so eloquently by satans mistress as “deplorables” 4 years ago. I’m willing to bet most of seronos leadership resides in next door Hingham, which is infested with these self righteous a**holes. When it hits the fan, and I think it will maybe Hingham should be the first town to be occupied by said deplorables. Pull the elites from there castles and in keeping with tradition put their heads on pikes and feed the entrails to the dogs.

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    December 2, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    May as well be Bidens Democratic party…….

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 2, 2020 at 8:05 pm

      ^^^^ Fake

      • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
        December 2, 2020 at 10:28 pm

        Nice try troll. And as always, thanks for the click dick.

  • Angry taint
    December 2, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    I have noticed TB puts a lot of filler articles around when times are tight (like when he had his own go fund me).
    His claim to fame is “breaking the news” of a State police corruptions, which subject she is trying to get the milkshake of now. He likely gave up his source (likely a pissed off statie that saw her get promoted for no reason) expecting something in return (which he will never get).
    So now, he broke the golden rule of journalism (never give up the source, which he has done a few times) broke the rules of business (do not mix business and personal thoughs) (never mess with customer’s money and trust).
    And we are supposed to not question it?

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 2, 2020 at 7:13 pm

      I cannot tell if this is a troll, but you do not need to contact Paypal, we will provide all information.
      As to the other stuff, i know Aidan has posted picture with her, and even did an interview with her, and even a multi part series trying to expose her ex, ,but that does not mean anything at all besides good journalism. I cannot make statements about anything else, but thank you for your support of TBS!

      • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
        December 2, 2020 at 7:19 pm


    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      December 2, 2020 at 7:32 pm

      ^^^^^^trolls gotta troll ^^^^^

      • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
        December 2, 2020 at 9:48 pm


  • Liberal Extremist
    December 2, 2020 at 6:18 pm


    December 2, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    How about instead of hiring people out of Oxford University, hire people out of Oxford High School.

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 2, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      ^^^ Fake

    • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
      December 2, 2020 at 8:07 pm

      ^^^ Fake fake

      • Real Secretary Turtle (Fuck This Troll)
        December 2, 2020 at 9:43 pm

        ^^^ Both fakes indeed. Cool schtick. And once again, thanks for the click. Keep supporting local journalism troll. We love it!

    • WeRFucked
      December 2, 2020 at 9:38 pm

      Might be fake… but funny as hell.

  • Massholio
    December 2, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    Yeah all you have to do to be in the most demand medical specialty , neurology, is to be elite. Like if you’re a Kardashian you can do brain surgery. Riiight!

  • Greta Thundberg
    December 2, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    It does say ‘self identify’ so there’s that. Perhaps Aiden can apply and self identify as an Ivy educated Muslim transgender woman? I would troll these guys hard.

  • Damn dey is sum dumb azz pipel
    December 2, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    First off, stop calling these shitbirds elite. There is absolutely nothing elite about them. Every institution that these people say suffer from institutional racism are all demokkkratic institutions. Proving the point that demokkkrats no matter their color are all racist peices of shit, more so the white demokkkrats.
    In the words of malcolm x “nothing is more disingenuous, racist or dangerous than the white liberal” even that radical racist fuck knew that white liberals are racist and dangerous, o the irony. Also not everyone who has a degree from Harvard is smart. You automatically get a tutor when you attend Harvard even if it’s their extension school. often times the tutors are asian and they are made to do the work for white liberals. They dont put up a fuss about it because they are afraid they will get the boot from the school because often they are students here on a Visa. Shame and not being good enough is the number one killer among the asian community.
    Diversity is just a nicer way of saying anti white. When five years passes and these liberals who preach about diversity have no jobs, careers, or homes to hang their burn loot murder signs on. they will act dumb, cry and wonder why.
    We will save the 70% tax that is going to bring them down to the common folk level for another day.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      December 4, 2020 at 3:03 am

      I believe the proper term should be “elitist” as in, they think they’re elite.

      On board with the sentiment though.

  • Bob Murchison
    December 2, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    Scrotum is getting swollen.

  • Jane Goodall
    December 2, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Good heavens!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    December 2, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Can’t think of a better way to boost equality than to openly discriminate against whites. What a time to be alive.

    I also wouldn’t work for an Indian under any circumstances, for any amount of money.

    • Pence/Tormentor 2024
      December 2, 2020 at 4:30 pm


  • Irishman
    December 2, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    LMAO, this is asinine. Fuck you mud duck

  • Black privilege is the ability to commit violent crimes and still call yourself a victim.
    December 2, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Highly illegal if they are doing this.

  • randiguy2006
    Dr. V.A. Shiva Ayyadurai, MIT PhD.
    December 2, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    This just doesnt add up!

  • randiguy2006
    Dianna Ploss
    December 2, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    No more naggers!

  • randiguy2006
    Rayla Campbell
    December 2, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    This is horrible!!!

    Where do I apply?

    • BackOffice Only
      December 2, 2020 at 8:04 pm

      The mailroom or the cafeteria

  • Hafez al-Assad
    December 2, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    I have been underwriting this team since the before time. I commend these brave warriors for their commitment to purging the leadership team of white males. The subterfuge we all have to endure during our formative years gaslight us all into believing that white males were the principal inventors of modern medicine. We reject these lies and aim towards a reclamation of the truth by empowering black and transgendered individuals so that they may profit off of our corrupt healthcare system. If all things go as planned we will be implementing a racially tiered prescription pricing system by 2024.

  • New boot goofin'
    December 2, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    I self-identify as a straight white male that grew up in foster care, struggled through high school, lived out of a Jeep Cherokee and showered at work, took 5 years to put himself through state college paid cash every semester and worked 60 hours a week to put a roof over my head, and paid all my bills. I have a completely different pov and life experience than a rich white straight male and can offer diversity of thought. Oh, what’s that no one cares about actually diverse views just the basic surface level gender, sexuality, and race stuff. I always thought diversity was a means to an end not the end in and of itself.

    • A Young Man Who Knows Things
      December 2, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      #Metoo bro me too. I wont get into as much detail but I lived the same. though with out the comfort of a jeep (lucky fuck) . I took bird baths in any sink that looked remotely clean. I always cleaned up after my self also because I was a respectful street kid. I never did drugs/drank or did anything strange for spare change like our counterparts. Being young and on the street seeing how far people fall through their choices or not made me not want to ever be like them. I ate so much ramen and 50cent honeybuns that I never want to look at those things again because I’m still shitiing it out. I also paid for school in cash because I worked my ass off. Most of these people have no fucking idea how good they have it. Always crying and complaining about something but nothing of actual meaning or substance, mostly because their iPhone died or they cant get wifi! Ive seen grown adults throw bitch fits over that. Though I left that life not too long ago I did make it. We were lucky my friend! though I would base it more on self drive than luck. I never had help and I never asked for help. I never got food stamps or other social benefits because it was embarrassing enough knowing I was homeless living on the streets, I didnt want anyone else knowing nor did I want to be another statistic or on a list. I never had a goscamme or begged for shit. I worked for everything just like you! Often times I found the liberal people who claim to want to help the worst people ever. They never actually wanted too help anyone. They wanted to pretend too help so they could take a picture with you and put it on social media for likes.
      Fuck them all and good for you! I dont know you but fuck am I proud of you! Keep on keeping on friend! And here is too us making it!

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Brandish Atel
        December 3, 2020 at 7:17 pm

        Bullshit meter pegged. You are both liars. nobody can pay in cash, a full-time college tuition, working a minimum wage job. Good stories though, douchebags.

        • White Rash Privlidge
          December 5, 2020 at 4:12 pm

          I was sitting in a summer Economics class in 1993, struggling to stay awake after another night shift emptying bed pans as a nursing assistant. The teacher introduced a guest speaker, an Associate Professor and local lawyer, (black) who proceeded to let all of us white males know what was coming, and that we needed to prepare to take a back seat. I was the only one who spoke up and told him he was full of shit.
          Fast forward twenty years, my pothead prodigal son brother was at the school, getting by on his usual MO of playing on people’s sympathies, embellishing hard ships and telling outright lies, to cover up his pure laziness. To his credit, the same professor fell for his lies and tried many ways to help him, including proposing a business venture he would finance, and covering for him when he missed deadlines. Nothing helped, and eventually , he got it and distanced himself from the vampire.
          I wonder if he ever got that lesson from other other races he tried to help?

  • Bucky
    December 2, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    I respectfully submit Xavier Khouri to the Alter of Diversity. I highly recommend him, great employee. Does as told, no questions asked. He will literally wreck a nation for a dollar. The downside is that he doesn’t have great situational awareness at all times.

  • Chester the Fupa Molester (Pronouns Lord/Savior)
    December 2, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    You got it all wrong their current staff is ugly as fuck. They’re attempting to upgrade and at least get one or two fuckable staff members. Or it’s possible the indian dude is into trannies whatever I won’t judge

  • Xavier Onasis
    December 2, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    How about MCG or one of her 16 children. Then they wouldn’t be po no mo.

    • Suq Madique
      December 2, 2020 at 3:41 pm

      But that would mean that they would have to give up the lifetime benefit package. That they already have.

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