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Woke Salem Professor Makes Merrimack College A National Laughinstock By Demanding Apology From 76 Year Old Professor Who Made Corny Dad Joke In Elevator

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Fox NewsA male professor who made a joke in a crowded elevator at an academic conference is now facing disciplinary charges after a female professor who was there filed a formal complaint. Richard Ned Lebow, professor of international political theory at King’s College in London, was in a jammed elevator when someone asked him what floor he needed to get off on, according to a Washington Post opinion piece.

“Ladies’ lingerie,” he joked.

He was attending the International Studies Association conference in San Francisco at the time. Simona Sharoni, professor or women’s and gender studies at Merrimack College in Massachusetts, also present in the elevator, took offense and several hours after the incident, she filed a complaint with the association, which found that Lebow violated the group’s code of conduct.

She tremblingly wrote, “I am still trying to come to terms with the fact that we froze and didn’t confront him.”

After Lebow was made aware of the complaint, he sent Sharoni an email telling her “I certainly had no desire to insult women or to make you feel uncomfortable.” He also suggested she may have “interpreted my remark out of context.”

“Like you, I am strongly opposed to the exploitation, coercion or humiliation of women,” Lebow wrote, according to the Post. “As such evils continue, it seems to me to make sense to direct our attention to real offenses, not those that are imagined or marginal. By making a complaint to ISA that I consider frivolous — and I expect, will be judged this way by the ethics committee — you may be directing time and effort away from the real offenses that trouble us both.”

The ISA committee found fault with Lebow characterizing Sharoni’s complaint as “frivolous.” It instructed him to issue an “unequivocal apology,” which he refused to do.

Lebow told colleagues this is “a horrifying and chilling example of political correctness” that “encourages others to censor their remarks for fear of retribution.”

“For decades, women and other marginalized groups in the academy had to put up with white men who decided what counts as a violation and what is ‘frivolous,’” Sharoni told The Chronicle. “As someone who has dedicated her life to confronting sexism (and other forms of discrimination and oppression) in academic spaces, I cannot and will not remain silent when misogyny is at play.”

Lebow faces appropriate sanctions from ISA if he doesn’t write an apology by May 15.

Transphobic much? How did she know he wasn’t really looking for the lingerie department? Did she just assume his gender? Or is she pushing patriarchal norms where only women can wear lingerie?

First of all, good for this dude. When you’re 76 years old and you’re a highly respected academic, you don’t apologize to white feminist psychopaths going around looking for things to be offended by. You stick to your guns. Because you’re 76 and you no longer have to humor this bullshit. We need more professors like this who aren’t afraid to stand up to this INSANE culture that radical college professors are trying to create.

Secondly, the fact that this guy is now in trouble for calling her frivolous complaint frivolous is everything that is wrong with the world today. He is being forced to apologize for telling the truth. There’s two things wrong with this:

  1. Colleges should not be in the habit of censoring speech, never mind speech that is clearly accurate and fact based.
  2. Colleges should not be COMPELLING speech. Forcing someone to apologize is MAKING them say words they don’t want to say. It’s the exact opposite of free speech and free expression. And any apology that is compelled is not a real apology anyway.

But he is exactly right about this main point – this is a distraction from legitimate concerns of women. The time spent investigating a harmless, lame Dad joke that no one born after 1948 gets the reference to anyway, is time that could be spent investigating an allegation of rape or sexual harassment that has actual merit.

Of course this woman teaches “Gender Studies” too. She is a walking stereotype of woke feminism. I mean, seriously – gender studies is the default major you use to mock social justice warriors who can’t find a job and complain about paying back loans. And OF COURSE this woman teaches it at an expensive, private college in North Andover. As long as institutions of higher learning continue to employ people like this they will continue to be a joke. You’d have to be insane to pay for this woman’s salary by letting your kids go to school there.

But wait until you see her Facebook page from Super Bowl Sunday…

Imagine being such a miserable person that you found a way to turn the Super Bowl into an assignment on racism and sexism for your gender studies class? Imagine being married to someone like this? You might as well just chop your dick off and get it over with.

Seriously, the Super Bowl is the one thing that unites all Americans. Most people come together on that day, eat food, drink beer, and root for whoever is playing the Patriots. And what is she focusing on?

  1. Who took a knee during the National Anthem.
  2. Whether or not Justin Timberlake “culturally appropriated” a Prince song during the halftime show.

If JT wanted to culturally appropriate Prince he’d swallow a bunch of prescription pills and die. Am I the only one who isn’t afraid to say that Prince sucks? That he’s the most overrated, overhyped musician of the last 30 years? JT would wipe the floor with him, and if he “culturally appropriated” his music, it would be the biggest compliment Prince could ever get. If only cultural appropriation were a real thing. In reality musical styles constantly build off each other and evolve. Rock and Roll came from R&B which came from Jazz which came from ragtime. This is how culture works.

Sure, she could’ve just put on the TV to find out if anyone took a knee, but she had to be woke and let people know she wasn’t watching this display of right wing patriarchy:

A lot of her far left colleagues have defended Ned Lebow, and pointed out that her wokeness is bordering on insomnia. Naturally she’s blocked all these people, including a friend who claims to be the victim of sexual assault:

“You are engaging in victim blaming.”

There it is folks. The default move of SJWs everywhere – self victimization. She’s a victim because a guy said “women’s lingerie” in an elevator. That’s way more traumatic than being raped.

Her friends also said the same thing about her freaking out over Prince. Naturally they were dismissed too:

A link from the Daily Beast!! Case closed!! Check your privilege!!

She also asked the age old question – will students get defensive to a critical analysis of the Super Bowl with a focus on gender and race and political economy and militarization if the Patriots lose?

Who hasn’t asked themselves that question? I’m honestly amazed how she’s found a way to take this great thing that everyone loves and turn it into an assignment about gender and race and political economy and militarization. Amazing.

Oh, and nationalism is apparently a bad thing:

I really don’t get why these people live in a country that they consider to be so awful that having pride in it is a bad thing.

Donna seems like fun….

She also runs a Facebook group called FAR (Faculty Against Rape):

Which is really, really needed to combat the opposition group, FFR (Faculty For Rape).

She’s using her groups (which is really just her) to condemn the guy who made the lingerie joke:

Thank God she stopped him when she did. First thing rapists always do is make corny Dad jokes about women’s lingerie floors. Then they commence with the raping. Everyone knows that.

Oh, and then there’s this:

Oh good, common ground.

Anyway, Merrimack is apparently gonna keep her on the payroll, so whatever you do, DO NOT flood their Facebook page with 1 star reviews!!!

28 Comment(s)
  • Phoni Baloni
    October 31, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    “How dare you.”

    Gee, when somebody says that, I’m intimidated. I immediately change whatever it was I did, groveling at them to tolerate my lame effort to reform myself without daring to ask them to tell me how I should be because it’s not their job to tell me.

  • Wabbitt
    May 15, 2018 at 10:19 am

    That joke is innocuous, lame, and older than me. So naturally she was shaking (THE LITERAL SHAKENING) and victimized.

    And who would have ever guessed that a middle aged white woman with short hair and a massively overblown sense of her own superiority would be both a gender studies professor AND a globalist shill?

  • Gender-fluid and proud
    May 10, 2018 at 10:54 am

    I’d hit it. But to which of the two am I referring?

  • JoeMomma
    May 10, 2018 at 9:01 am

    Merrimack College…..

    Because idiots need diploma’s too

  • Simona's Best Mate
    May 10, 2018 at 5:40 am

    So, a visiting Professor coming from KCL, one of the finest educational institutions in the world that is on par with places like Harvard comes to MA to share his wisdom and has to deal with this bullshit. Some fucking people….

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 9, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    That’s Charles Bronson! That bitch better be careful!

    • Have Respect
      May 9, 2018 at 7:42 pm

      “iwajima”. Fuck you Stephanie Boyle you CUNT. 

      Up in arms about the dumbest shit and do not see the disrespect (and stupidity) of typing “iwajima”…  not even a Capital “I”

      Cunts. All Cunts. 

    • Melissa Garza
      May 10, 2018 at 5:48 pm

      LMAO! He does look like Charles Bronson. Weak morons like Simona Sharoni made me into the conservative I am today – and of course she has to be from my home state! If you have to complain because you can’t handle a joke, you’re not a STRONG PROGRESSIVE, you’re a blithering idiot making real women look bad

  • Victory Lane
    May 9, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    I stopped reading at “Timberlake is better than Prince.” Fuck that noise!

  • Rich
    May 9, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    Hahaha. Keep it up, libs. You’ll give Trump a landslide in 2020!!!!!

  • Real_Finn
    May 9, 2018 at 1:17 pm


    Get over yourself you humorless bitch.

    Get Fucked (for real — it might help),

    • Dave Lind
      May 9, 2018 at 2:23 pm

      Finn? Are you still picturing her in that lingerie? Just wondering

      • Real_Finn
        May 9, 2018 at 3:35 pm

        Oh Dave,

        You’re so lost – it makes me giggle.

        Get Fucked,

  • Screw PC
    May 9, 2018 at 11:43 am

    She already wrote about this incident on Wikipedia. Why do I say “she”? Google it. Wikipedia says this at the top of her page:

    “The topic of this article may not meet Wikipedia’s notability guideline for academics. Please help to establish notability by citing reliable secondary sources that are independent of the topic and provide significant coverage of it beyond its mere trivial mention. If notability cannot be established, the article is likely to be merged, redirected, or deleted.

    A major contributor to this article appears to have a close connection with its subject. It may require cleanup to comply with Wikipedia’s content policies, particularly neutral point of view. Please discuss further on the talk page. (May 2018) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)”

    Shit like this actually makes me wish the Taliban would just fucking invade America and manage to hit places like Cambridge and take some prisoners like this cunt. Then she can complain about violence while they ride a train on her asshole for days and beat her with sticks while she wonders why no fucking Cambridge limpwristed liberal didn’t protect and stand up for her. Feminist my ass. She’s the antithesis of feminism. She makes women look weak and whiny and basically fucking stupid. And for fuck’s sake, she lived in Israel since she was 2. Israeli women ALL serve in the army. What kind of miscreant moonbat side product is she?

    Ronda Rousey – there’s a feminist. “Motherfucker, pay me the same as the guy I work with who does the same job as me or I’ll beat you into a coma.” Tell me who’d argue with her. On that subject, what fucking Sharoni needs is for Ronda is to dunk her head in a dive bar toilet while giving her Mexican liver shots and telling her to shut her fucking hole and get a degree that’s useful to society and doesn’t contribute to a country that is an easy target for nations that have some semblance of balls.

    If she can’t handle that, we can ship her off to France. They’ve been getting their asses handed to them since the beginning of the last century, they hate everything about America, they beat off to socialist ideals, and the Muslim extremists blast the shit out of them every chance they get.

    I don’t understand the Jews who blindly stick up for the Palestinians. She’s one of them. They’re the same as the liberal Americans who think they like Communism. Give the fuckers what they want. Let them test drive their favorite fucking belief system, and don’t tell them the ticket is one-way, then wait a few months and live stream their drooling and sobbing with two black eyes on CNN so that the fucking left wake their sorry asses up and quit the shit that makes America weak and ripe for plunder.

    Fuck off leftists. Stay home and do the dishes while we handle the situations, and keep your fucking mouth shut before you’re sold to the enemy for being useless.

  • mike
    May 9, 2018 at 11:35 am

    This made me laugh, and i like to laugh. Great!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old deplorable
    May 9, 2018 at 11:15 am

    What a fucking cunt ! This dried up old snatch is a walking billboard for liberal mental illness. Liberals are the most miserable people on the planet. Imagine going through life in a constant state of butt-hurt? Imagine waking every day with a constant desire to always have something to complain about? Always in constant needs of “a cause”? Always offended? Always unhappy about something?
    This folks, is liberalism. And this is why liberalism is a mental disorder.

    • Wwy
      May 9, 2018 at 12:05 pm

      That’s why today is victory day when the Russians won world war 2 over the fascist German,Italy,the Catholic Church and turkey. Lol Vatican 2. America never wins wars because we’re human shields for the kikes in Israel. Rainbow country now.

      • Uncle Sam
        May 9, 2018 at 1:11 pm

        You’re not one of us, you faggot commie cocksucker. You’ve got a big mouth for a little bitch. But that’s typical for Russian sympathizers. Russians always talk the most and get slapped for it, but that’s what happens when you’re America’s bottom bitch. It was the greatest watching your entire empire crumble in 1990. The whole world laughed at douchebag Russia at the same time. Step up to me sometime, commie faggot. I’ll beat you toothless and make you my prison bitch. Name a place.

  • Liz Warren
    May 9, 2018 at 11:09 am

    Daily reminder.

    On your way to or from work, pay attention to all the things you see. The curbs, roads, bridges, power lines, buildings, other cars..

    These were all built by men supporting their families.

  • TJB
    May 9, 2018 at 11:04 am

    “Sharoni taught at Haifa University in Israel”……… now there’s a shocker. Still bitter about not being asked to the prom? Perhaps its because you look like a 60 year old Italian man.
    “For decades, women and other marginalized groups in the academy had to put up with white men who decided what counts as a violation and what is ‘frivolous,’” Sharoni told The Chronicle” Wow, the hate is strong with this one. Maybe didi can invite her over for a militant lesbian man hater party? Its BYOB (bring your own batteries). Was it because the waitress asked ‘what can I get you, Sir?’ Come on, Jewish turtle guys, ask this one out on a date! She would probably call the cops because you entered the dyke safespace- where theres no boys allowed.

  • The Mayor of Bradford
    May 9, 2018 at 11:01 am

    To be educated at Merrimack College by quality professors like this, students pay north of $48K per annum. Money well spent!

  • livesinlowell
    May 9, 2018 at 10:57 am

    Prince was an amazing musician. He played most of the instruments on his records.
    Also what a lot of people don’t know is he was actually an outstanding guitar player.

    Check out his solo at the end of “My Guitar Gently Weeps” for the 2004 Tribute To George Harrison. He rips it.

    • George Harrison from the Grave
      May 9, 2018 at 11:02 am

      Prince ruined my song.

    • Fred Knessl
      May 9, 2018 at 1:20 pm

      I never ‘Got’ Prince. Talented musician, maybe, I just never cared for it. But I never really ‘got’ the beatles or rolling stones, etc. either.
      Prince as a symptom of what is wrong with the Music and Entertainment industry? Oh yes!!! Vanity and Appolonia were absolutely no talent females with stunningly beautiful bodies and faces. When they were done with Prince’s games, out they go like yesterday’s condoms. Imagine the ‘Me Too’s’ if he were still alive?

  • Walter "Noodle Dick" Bird
    May 9, 2018 at 10:52 am

    I realize her cunt is so dry it might catch on fire. But I am desperate. I want to boil her panties and drink the broth while wearing my pink hat.

  • HowDIdHeKnow
    May 9, 2018 at 10:48 am

    Floor 2 baby oil and dildos.

    • Steven Tyler
      May 10, 2018 at 2:35 pm

      Hey stop stealing my material…from ‘Love in an Elavator”

      “2nd floor…hardware, children’s wear, lady’s lingerie
      Oh, good morning Mr. Tyler, going down?”

      • DrugsInTheElevator
        May 10, 2018 at 6:55 pm

        May be you used dildos on yourseld like at The Channel but Frankie Jr shut thst down azzclown.
        Your lyrics were sampled from department stores toke up now.

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