Social Justice Warriors

Woke SJW Protester Tries To Prove That Liberals Are Patriotic By Carrying American Flag At Anti-Trump Protest, Instantly Gets Beaten By Antifa Thugs

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.

Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.

Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Forever, and Clarence Woods Emerson to keep up with the hilarious turtle rider commentary.

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at for more information.

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:








Hey fam – if you’d like to support Turtleboy and what we do here, feel free to hit the donate button at the top. We basically have to run this site like a Bernie Sanders campaign now since we’ve been blacklisted by Google and Facebook, due to the fact that rabid SJWs keep reporting our posts. Getting blacklisted by Google is a death sentence for most websites, since it’s much harder to monetize. And we all know the damage Facebook has done. We’re never going to stop fighting for free speech, but in the meantime the best way for turtle riders to fight back is to donate to the cause. Without you people none of this is possible. We love you all.


This protester in Portland, OR found out the hard way what happens when keeping it woke goes wrong….

Just to be clear here – the guy who showed up to protest Trump, got beat up by a bunch of Anqueefa, who were supposed to be on his side, because he had an American flag with him….

Paul Welch came to the downtown protest Aug. 4 to let his political leanings be known. With pride he clutched his U.S. flag as he moved among the crowd of like-thinking demonstrators. Soon a group of black-clad anti-fascist protesters, also known as antifa, demanded he lose the flag, calling it a fascist symbol. Welch refused, and a tug-of-war ensued. It ended with Welch taking a club to the back of the head, lying on the ground in a pool of his own blood. Only Welch was not a Proud Boy, a Patriot Prayer supporter or among the other conservative activists who descended into the area that day, many from out of town. He was one of hundreds of progressive Portlanders who had turned out to oppose the right-wing rally held at the Tom McCall Waterfront Park.  

Many have assumed the tussle over a U.S. flag placed Welch squarely in the right-wing camp. Not so.   

“I had felt like showing that a liberal, free Portland — or any major city, really — is much more American and much more numerous and strong than any of these interloping groups,” he said.

A “slightly progressive leftist” by his telling, Welch is a registered Democrat in Oregon, voting records show. He cast his ballot for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 presidential primary and Hillary Clinton in the general election, he said. The 38-year-old line cook is also no stranger to street protests in Portland. He said he attended the Women’s March held during the weekend of Donald Trump’s inauguration. This summer, Welch, who works six days a week at a catering company, stopped by the Occupy ICE encampment on his days off to bring protesters water, toilet paper and sunblock, he said. He’s no fan of Trump or the president’s policies. Nor of Patriot Prayer, whose repeated rallies in Portland, Welch believes, have little purpose other than to inflame the city’s liberal residents.

“They’re just offensive,” he said.

That is why Welch said he decided to show up to the counter-protest with an American flag, an emblem more common among the conservative activists than those who have demonstrated against them.

You can’t make this shit up. The guy shows up to protest the same shit the Anqueefa turds claim to hate – Trump and all things Trump. But for some reason the American flag has now become associated with right wing extremism. This is the damage the left has done to their brand by siding with NFL protesters. Anqueefas and many others now assume that anyone who has pride in their country is a Trump-loving Nazi.

Meanwhile, this guy is a huge liberal. Even though he calls himself “slightly progressive leftist,” he just so happens to regularly attend any SJW protest within a 50 mile radius. “Slightly” indeed. And he’s carrying this flag to prove a point that liberals are being patriotic when they protest, because protesting is as American as apple pie. It’s actually a valid point that more people on the left should do because the right has tried to claim patriotism as their own.

And what happens? He gets the shit kicked out of him.

The Anqueefa thug initially tries to spank him for attempting to hold onto his personal property….

When that doesnt work he looks around like, “da fuq do i I do now?”

Naturally he beats him over the head and knocks him the fuck out….

And of course all of the poor guy’s “allies” just stand there and watch as a group of masked thugs beat up a liberal protester for carrying an American flag at a protest rally against Nazis.

Social justice sure is confusing….

Part of me wants to be angry, but part of me also wants to laugh. Because the guy who got his ass beat is obviously a moron too:

He’s no fan of Trump or the president’s policies. Nor of Patriot Prayer, whose repeated rallies in Portland, Welch believes, have little purpose other than to inflame the city’s liberal residents.

“They’re just offensive,” he said.

Rallies for things you don’t agree with have “little purpose other than to inflame the city’s liberal residents.”

Or you could just let people say things you disagree with and not get inflamed. Believe it or not it is possible, and as human beings we are in control of our own behavior.

The worst part is how the mainstream media continues to legitimize Anqueefa by calling them “anti-fascist protesters”:

It’s so ironic it hurts. Anqueefa always has been and always will be the exact opposite of anti-fascism. They’re literally a bunch of black shirts who go around beating the shit out of people while masked because those people have different political opinions. Ya know, like Nazis. Yet the left does pretty much nothing to publicly disassociate with them. It’s like they’re trying to lose.

21 Comment(s)
  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    August 21, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    Soy boy on the soil, soy vey!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Score !!!
    August 21, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    I. Fucking. Love. It !!
    This was truly heartwarming !
    Hoist be his own petard !

  • Judge dread
    August 21, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    I would like to see a fire hose, which can rip the bark off a tree at 40’, used on the Antifa ranks. It would be amazing to see these 90lb, skinny jean wearing, soyboy faggots get thrown back 15’ into parked cars. Shut the hose off, send in he proud boys, and let hem finish he job.

  • Clitty Litter
    August 21, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    Tap, tap, tap……head tap….doink!
    That one did it!

    • Clitty Litter
      August 21, 2018 at 4:35 pm

      So a guy can just start hacking at a person’s legs with a baton, then switch to his melon and he can get away with it?
      Guy was wearing a helmet, mask, a baton and a fucking shield!
      Not out for a Sunday stroll or a peaceful counter protest.

  • God yo can smell them from here
    August 21, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    Why are these people allowed to dress in terrorist-like riot costumes and protest? Dressing like that to hide their identity and obviously to equip themselves to cause violence should mean an end to their first amendment rights and the police should be in there hauling them away

    • Judge dread
      August 21, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      I bet the mayor of Portland ordered a police stand down. Notice how 0 cops are present in the video? The mayors of some cities do this to encourage brawls so they can blame conservatives for the violence and call antifa “anti hate protestors” when antifa is responsible atleast 90-95% of the time.

  • z
    August 21, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    “Welch told the Oregonian, “It’s kind of like you’re playing into your opponents’ hands when you do that sort of thing. That’s not what I was there for.”

    Asshole, that was what everyone else from your tribe was there for. It’s exactly what the Nazis did before and after Hitler took power. They looked for trouble and if none was there, they manufactured it.

    Let’s say the beatdown was against someone the other side. Would shit for brains cheered on the beating?

    I’m voting yes.

    • Wwy
      August 21, 2018 at 5:35 pm

      The Nazis… the Americans did this to themselves. Who goes and fights illegal Jew wars with that flag. I love America but your not being honest when they made it cheap cloth. When it stands for America not Israel,Saudi Arabia,etc. maybe more wouldn’t see it like a swasticka.

  • JoeMomma
    August 21, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Only criminals wear masks….

    • hank
      August 21, 2018 at 3:46 pm

      and Mexican wrestlers

  • deflateddoritodinks
    August 21, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Seems all the police are on “early retirement” these days.

  • hank
    August 21, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    These are the indoor kids actually venturing out into the real world thinking their fake online life can translate into real life showmanship. If an emo Pied Piper could skip through there playing some Panic at the Disco or My Chemical Romance on his fruity flute and then head right off a cliff with all these estrogen filled wastes following right behind, I think society as a whole would benefit tremendously.

  • Chesty Puller from Beyond the Grave
    August 21, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Give me a platoon with a crew-served automatic weapon and I will have this resolved by the time Family Guy hits the second commercial break.

    • MrSmiley
      August 22, 2018 at 11:35 am

      IN for a turkey shoot.

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 21, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    When I first saw the “word” Antifa when it started, I honestly thought it meant anti-first-ammendment given what the shitstains were doing. These shitstains are professionals. They’re bussed in. MSM never mentions that.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 21, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    He got what he deserved for being a liberal

    I’ll never vote Democrat

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 21, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    Send in a platoon of jarheads that havent been on liberty nor had any booze for a couple of weeks and this shit would be resolved in 5 minutes.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      August 21, 2018 at 8:42 pm

      I’d bet my daughter’s girl scout group could annihilate these little poseur pussies, especially when these cowards are confronted one-on-one and aren’t protected by the mob.

  • Antifa is for fags
    August 21, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    This is one of the best targets for a napalm or MOAB drop that I’ve ever seen. How awesome it would be to see all those fags burning or blown to bits. Sigh, if only.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 21, 2018 at 1:55 pm

      One day…

Comment on this Post


Angry White Folk Are Calling This UMass Basketball “White Water” Video Reverse Racism
Jesse Jackson: Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Is Worse Than Rosa Parks Bus Driver
Did Minnesota Vikings Fire Chris Kluwe Because He Supported Gay Marriage, or Because He Was a Liquored Up Idiot Punter?