Woke Whackjob Flat Earther Has Two Foster Kids In Her Care, Refuses To Vaccinate, And If They Were Her Biological Kids DCF Would Definitely Investigate Because Kids Need Regular Medical Care

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Does anyone know the name of a good therapist on the Cape? I’m asking for this fruitloop:

Nutty Nina hails from the picturesque Sandbar that is Cape Cod, a place where wealthy people used to spend leisurely summers going to the beach and strolling  quaint downtown strips dotted with charming local businesses and nostalgic ice cream parlors and seafood shacks. Now, if you’re not snacked on by a great white at the coast line, you’ll probably be greeted by a half conscious junkbox begging for spare change, or….ummmm… this:

I’m not the one who should be asking for therapy referrals on her behalf, however. That really should be the job of the Department of Children and Families, who have made the supremely wise decision to entrust 2  young foster children to her care. Apparently DCF didn’t have the time to log in and check out the stark mad ravings of this lunatic. I’m sure they’re being brought up in a stable environment where they are not being raised into the next Unabombers. She’s vehemently anti vaccination, or “anti-vax” which is a social justice word for “medical neglect”.

Just skip the doctor’s visits altogether, good call. I’m sure reading some shit hippie self help book is a great substitute to being under the care of a medical professional, with 7 years of schooling under his/her belt. That is literally something that triggers removal of your children under normal cases, but DCF tends to scrutinize families and overlook the homes in which they themselves are placing the state’s most at-risk children.

Yeah, guys, polio totally could have been used for good. No big deal! This the echo-chamber of insanity this woman exists within.

Measles, to be exact.

I’m not defending families that fall into the cross-hairs of child protective services as being unfairly persecuted – I know better than most, they don’t just spin a wheel and land on a unsuspecting parents who diddonuttin. If a social worker shows up at your door with some questions, you definitely did something. And if you’re not a total piece of worthless excrement, you better accept that and fix that something. Those are your kids, man. They didn’t ask for this. But the fact of the matter is, once you’re in the system, you’re in, and can expect to bunker down for the long haul. And that’s why there’s a huge demand for foster parents, who tend to face a lot less scrutiny, because they picked the correct side preemptively. They post ads online, or seek out family members of children in care, and once they’re approved, oversight becomes a low priority.

I’m not hating on foster parents by any means; the overwhelming majority of them are wonderful, selfless people who are taking on the commitment to raise someone else’s children under the worst of circumstances. A lot of the time these well meaning angels have no clue what they’re getting into when a child walks through their door – often the full scope of abuse and neglect suffered, and subsequent emotional and behavioral problems are purposely not disclosed up front. Because, ya know, even the best of people might have a little pause in taking on a kid who screeches at the top of his lungs for hours because he can’t find words for his anguish, or hoards all the food in the house under her bed because she hasn’t been fed, or violently roleplays domestic violence due to untreated PTSD. These kids show up scared, confused, angry and traumatized. Sometimes they have to be taught the most basic of things – like how to sit and eat a meal at the table, because nobody has ever bothered. They defend their parents stubbornly, no matter how bad it might have been, because those are their parents. They show up with complications from prenatal drug expose that the worker may not even be aware of. This is not an easy job, and I can’t disrespect it.

But still, as of February 2018, 76 kids had died in state care. That’s 76 kids whose foster homes probably had some signs of being amiss, but were overlooked. 76 kids who will never have the chance to grow up, and possibly transcend the circumstances to which they were born. 76 lives that will never, ever be realized. If issues such as substance abuse, domestic violence, and MENTAL HEALTH are cause to open a case on a family – if leaving these issues unaddressed is cause to remove a child from his or her natural born parents, then why aren’t foster homes monitored vigilantly for signs of the same? Who knows what would have happened to them if they had remained at home, I’m not saying DCF shouldn’t be removing kids. Again, if you’re reading this feeling even slightly vindicated because your children have been removed for what you feel like is no reason, don’t. There’s a reason, asshole. Love your kids enough to accept this.

I am saying, though, that if they are being placed with a woman who thinks that Satan is subliminally invading schools and manipulating mortal hands to….paint murals….

That maybe some oversight or service recommendations are merited here. I mean, really. She’s in charge of vulnerable minor children, and believes this shit:

She’s absolutely, without a doubt convinced that the earth is flat, much like they were in fucking 1235 AD. You know, right around the same time they thought ghosts in your blood caused the flu, and angry spirits in the sky controlled the weather. She seems totally reasonable about it, too.

You seriously can’t even make this shit up. It would be optimistic to assume this chick is constantly rolling ballsack on E or tripping on some sort of high grade hallucinogen. There seems to be a hoard of mentally unbalanced lemers willing to jump off the non existent edge of the earth with this tinfoil-hat wearing twatjob, who gladly jump in to help attack anyone who dares to use anything like “logic” or “science”:

Way to be a bunch of deranged psychopaths. Only pissed off little twat basement dwellers dox and harass people who disagree. This is not the sort of behavior that would reassure me as to the mental state of a prospective foster placement.

I can’t stand flat earthers for a myriad of reasons. It takes a special kind of fringe logic to dispute easily proven natural science. Not that it’s necessary to put here, because Turtle Riders are the smartest, sexiest, most logical people on the planet, but Popluar Science does a fantastic job of putting facts and science up against this bullshit. It is utter insanity, and in my opinion should be grounds for a Section 12 involuntary commitment. It definitely should be grounds to reassess, or further support, someone who is responsible on a round the clock, day to day basis, for the care of this state’s most vulnerable children.

This is the definition of “delusion”, and she fucking commits. You have to give it to her, she embraces paranoid schizophrenia with full conviction. That’s some goddamn resolve to denial, even if it is contrary to every scientific advancement we’ve made over the last thousand fucking years.

I don’t think I’m even speaking in hyperbole when I said “paranoid schizophrenia”, because there seems to be some sort of mass outrage present on her page, because people keep calling a delusion a delusion, and therefore are clearly part of the Illuminati conspiracy.

She also inexplicably thinks that mediocre pop singer and chick who used to bang Russell Brand, Katy Perry, is an agent of Satan. I would like to think if Satan were in fact taking over the music industry, he’d make a better reach than that.

Even family members are not exempt from Nutty Nina’s paranoid rage.

And OF COURSE she spent the recent national day of mourning doing what any sane, rational American would – shitting all over it by denying it even really happened with her batshit insane buddies:

Because this girl has a grip on reality looser than the Fall River Guttermuppets morals. People really died that day. A lot of people, and it was horrible.

You are 100% entitled to have your own beliefs and opinions. And you know what? I’ll even concede that sometimes the craziest, most unpopular opinion of its time later is entirely substantiated and hailed as revolutionary. You know, like when Pythagoras discovered the world was round in 600 freaking BC. I’m not bashing progressive thinkers, or even nutjobs, to a certain extent. Being eccentric, weird, or even sorta crazy doesn’t mean you are intrinsically unfit to care for children. But when you are advocating for keeping kids from doctors, inciting violence against imaginary adversaries online, and unshakably convinced of every weird fringe theory you come across, it may be time for a little rest, and mental health treatment. Especially if you’re in charge of a couple kids who already have suffered through some form of abuse or neglect, and the trauma of separation from their family.

Seriously, this chick is even convinced of some sort of cellular data conspiracy.  I always suspected there was something insidious about the Hearth n’ Kettle, though….

Fuck high speed mobile service! I only post my 1,000,000 paranoid delusional conspiracy propaganda memes a day from a 1999 IBM connected to dial up. If you do anything else, you’re not woke, you sleeping sheep!

And Nina is the wokest of the woke.

I can’t imagine how frayed this chick’s nerves must be. She seems paranoid and angry, like, all the time. Ironically, for someone who sees toxic chemicals and cancer in everything she encounters, Nina is a smoker:

…while pregnant….

I’m a smoker, although I quit for my pregnancies. I just didn’t really feel playing with the odds of premature birth, miscarriage, stillbirth, low birth weight, SIDS or infant pulmonary/respiratory complications for my babies. Then again, I also didn’t like the idea of playing around with the odds of hepatitis, mumps, rubella or polio with my kids, either, so I took them to regular well visits and had them immunized. Funny how one of these things actually involves exposing your baby to toxic chemicals, and the other does not.

For the safety and well-being of these children, it is imperative that foster parents be held to the same standards that DCF consumer families are. Maybe even a bit stricter, because foster parents are being paid to do this. Not that they shouldn’t – children are expensive to care for, and caring for wards of the state brings its own set of unique challenges. And with reunification often a real possibility, foster parents are in essence just temporary full time childcare for shitbum rent-a-wombs and dumpsterfire dads. That deserves some level of compensation, for sure. But the flip side of that is just like with any other job, that payment should bring about a set of job performance expectations. Foster kids often need a serious level of care that is so difficult for the uninitiated to fully comprehend. It’s not just the physical safety of these kids at stake here. Foster children are always, without exception, traumatized children. Their social, emotional and mental health are of the utmost importance. They are just so, so vulnerable.

Nina, if you’re reading this, you probably need to seek some help to resolve whatever it is going on in your head. Honestly. I’m not saying that the foster kids you’re raising are in imminent mortal danger over all this, and you really are doing a good thing, presumably. But children’s social, emotional and mental health are just as important, too. And something that DCF is supposed to prioritize and put into account, too. And all this madness, with this apparent interest in isolating the children within it:

Is a one way ticket to Jonestown.

And for fuck’s sake, take them to the Godddamn doctor.