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Woke Whackjob Flat Earther Has Two Foster Kids In Her Care, Refuses To Vaccinate, And If They Were Her Biological Kids DCF Would Definitely Investigate Because Kids Need Regular Medical Care

Woke Whackjob Flat Earther Has Two Foster Kids In Her Care, Refuses To Vaccinate, And If They Were Her Biological Kids DCF Would Definitely Investigate Because Kids Need Regular Medical Care

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Does anyone know the name of a good therapist on the Cape? I’m asking for this fruitloop:

Nutty Nina hails from the picturesque Sandbar that is Cape Cod, a place where wealthy people used to spend leisurely summers going to the beach and strolling  quaint downtown strips dotted with charming local businesses and nostalgic ice cream parlors and seafood shacks. Now, if you’re not snacked on by a great white at the coast line, you’ll probably be greeted by a half conscious junkbox begging for spare change, or….ummmm… this:

I’m not the one who should be asking for therapy referrals on her behalf, however. That really should be the job of the Department of Children and Families, who have made the supremely wise decision to entrust 2  young foster children to her care. Apparently DCF didn’t have the time to log in and check out the stark mad ravings of this lunatic. I’m sure they’re being brought up in a stable environment where they are not being raised into the next Unabombers. She’s vehemently anti vaccination, or “anti-vax” which is a social justice word for “medical neglect”.


Just skip the doctor’s visits altogether, good call. I’m sure reading some shit hippie self help book is a great substitute to being under the care of a medical professional, with 7 years of schooling under his/her belt. That is literally something that triggers removal of your children under normal cases, but DCF tends to scrutinize families and overlook the homes in which they themselves are placing the state’s most at-risk children.

Yeah, guys, polio totally could have been used for good. No big deal! This the echo-chamber of insanity this woman exists within.

Measles, to be exact.


I’m not defending families that fall into the cross-hairs of child protective services as being unfairly persecuted – I know better than most, they don’t just spin a wheel and land on a unsuspecting parents who diddonuttin. If a social worker shows up at your door with some questions, you definitely did something. And if you’re not a total piece of worthless excrement, you better accept that and fix that something. Those are your kids, man. They didn’t ask for this. But the fact of the matter is, once you’re in the system, you’re in, and can expect to bunker down for the long haul. And that’s why there’s a huge demand for foster parents, who tend to face a lot less scrutiny, because they picked the correct side preemptively. They post ads online, or seek out family members of children in care, and once they’re approved, oversight becomes a low priority.

I’m not hating on foster parents by any means; the overwhelming majority of them are wonderful, selfless people who are taking on the commitment to raise someone else’s children under the worst of circumstances. A lot of the time these well meaning angels have no clue what they’re getting into when a child walks through their door – often the full scope of abuse and neglect suffered, and subsequent emotional and behavioral problems are purposely not disclosed up front. Because, ya know, even the best of people might have a little pause in taking on a kid who screeches at the top of his lungs for hours because he can’t find words for his anguish, or hoards all the food in the house under her bed because she hasn’t been fed, or violently roleplays domestic violence due to untreated PTSD. These kids show up scared, confused, angry and traumatized. Sometimes they have to be taught the most basic of things – like how to sit and eat a meal at the table, because nobody has ever bothered. They defend their parents stubbornly, no matter how bad it might have been, because those are their parents. They show up with complications from prenatal drug expose that the worker may not even be aware of. This is not an easy job, and I can’t disrespect it.

But still, as of February 2018, 76 kids had died in state care. That’s 76 kids whose foster homes probably had some signs of being amiss, but were overlooked. 76 kids who will never have the chance to grow up, and possibly transcend the circumstances to which they were born. 76 lives that will never, ever be realized. If issues such as substance abuse, domestic violence, and MENTAL HEALTH are cause to open a case on a family – if leaving these issues unaddressed is cause to remove a child from his or her natural born parents, then why aren’t foster homes monitored vigilantly for signs of the same? Who knows what would have happened to them if they had remained at home, I’m not saying DCF shouldn’t be removing kids. Again, if you’re reading this feeling even slightly vindicated because your children have been removed for what you feel like is no reason, don’t. There’s a reason, asshole. Love your kids enough to accept this.

I am saying, though, that if they are being placed with a woman who thinks that Satan is subliminally invading schools and manipulating mortal hands to….paint murals….

That maybe some oversight or service recommendations are merited here. I mean, really. She’s in charge of vulnerable minor children, and believes this shit:

She’s absolutely, without a doubt convinced that the earth is flat, much like they were in fucking 1235 AD. You know, right around the same time they thought ghosts in your blood caused the flu, and angry spirits in the sky controlled the weather. She seems totally reasonable about it, too.

You seriously can’t even make this shit up. It would be optimistic to assume this chick is constantly rolling ballsack on E or tripping on some sort of high grade hallucinogen. There seems to be a hoard of mentally unbalanced lemers willing to jump off the non existent edge of the earth with this tinfoil-hat wearing twatjob, who gladly jump in to help attack anyone who dares to use anything like “logic” or “science”:



Way to be a bunch of deranged psychopaths. Only pissed off little twat basement dwellers dox and harass people who disagree. This is not the sort of behavior that would reassure me as to the mental state of a prospective foster placement.

I can’t stand flat earthers for a myriad of reasons. It takes a special kind of fringe logic to dispute easily proven natural science. Not that it’s necessary to put here, because Turtle Riders are the smartest, sexiest, most logical people on the planet, but Popluar Science does a fantastic job of putting facts and science up against this bullshit. It is utter insanity, and in my opinion should be grounds for a Section 12 involuntary commitment. It definitely should be grounds to reassess, or further support, someone who is responsible on a round the clock, day to day basis, for the care of this state’s most vulnerable children.

This is the definition of “delusion”, and she fucking commits. You have to give it to her, she embraces paranoid schizophrenia with full conviction. That’s some goddamn resolve to denial, even if it is contrary to every scientific advancement we’ve made over the last thousand fucking years.

I don’t think I’m even speaking in hyperbole when I said “paranoid schizophrenia”, because there seems to be some sort of mass outrage present on her page, because people keep calling a delusion a delusion, and therefore are clearly part of the Illuminati conspiracy.

She also inexplicably thinks that mediocre pop singer and chick who used to bang Russell Brand, Katy Perry, is an agent of Satan. I would like to think if Satan were in fact taking over the music industry, he’d make a better reach than that.


Even family members are not exempt from Nutty Nina’s paranoid rage.

And OF COURSE she spent the recent national day of mourning doing what any sane, rational American would – shitting all over it by denying it even really happened with her batshit insane buddies:


Because this girl has a grip on reality looser than the Fall River Guttermuppets morals. People really died that day. A lot of people, and it was horrible.

You are 100% entitled to have your own beliefs and opinions. And you know what? I’ll even concede that sometimes the craziest, most unpopular opinion of its time later is entirely substantiated and hailed as revolutionary. You know, like when Pythagoras discovered the world was round in 600 freaking BC. I’m not bashing progressive thinkers, or even nutjobs, to a certain extent. Being eccentric, weird, or even sorta crazy doesn’t mean you are intrinsically unfit to care for children. But when you are advocating for keeping kids from doctors, inciting violence against imaginary adversaries online, and unshakably convinced of every weird fringe theory you come across, it may be time for a little rest, and mental health treatment. Especially if you’re in charge of a couple kids who already have suffered through some form of abuse or neglect, and the trauma of separation from their family.

Seriously, this chick is even convinced of some sort of cellular data conspiracy.  I always suspected there was something insidious about the Hearth n’ Kettle, though….

Fuck high speed mobile service! I only post my 1,000,000 paranoid delusional conspiracy propaganda memes a day from a 1999 IBM connected to dial up. If you do anything else, you’re not woke, you sleeping sheep!

And Nina is the wokest of the woke.


I can’t imagine how frayed this chick’s nerves must be. She seems paranoid and angry, like, all the time. Ironically, for someone who sees toxic chemicals and cancer in everything she encounters, Nina is a smoker:


…while pregnant….

I’m a smoker, although I quit for my pregnancies. I just didn’t really feel playing with the odds of premature birth, miscarriage, stillbirth, low birth weight, SIDS or infant pulmonary/respiratory complications for my babies. Then again, I also didn’t like the idea of playing around with the odds of hepatitis, mumps, rubella or polio with my kids, either, so I took them to regular well visits and had them immunized. Funny how one of these things actually involves exposing your baby to toxic chemicals, and the other does not.

For the safety and well-being of these children, it is imperative that foster parents be held to the same standards that DCF consumer families are. Maybe even a bit stricter, because foster parents are being paid to do this. Not that they shouldn’t – children are expensive to care for, and caring for wards of the state brings its own set of unique challenges. And with reunification often a real possibility, foster parents are in essence just temporary full time childcare for shitbum rent-a-wombs and dumpsterfire dads. That deserves some level of compensation, for sure. But the flip side of that is just like with any other job, that payment should bring about a set of job performance expectations. Foster kids often need a serious level of care that is so difficult for the uninitiated to fully comprehend. It’s not just the physical safety of these kids at stake here. Foster children are always, without exception, traumatized children. Their social, emotional and mental health are of the utmost importance. They are just so, so vulnerable.

Nina, if you’re reading this, you probably need to seek some help to resolve whatever it is going on in your head. Honestly. I’m not saying that the foster kids you’re raising are in imminent mortal danger over all this, and you really are doing a good thing, presumably. But children’s social, emotional and mental health are just as important, too. And something that DCF is supposed to prioritize and put into account, too. And all this madness, with this apparent interest in isolating the children within it:

Is a one way ticket to Jonestown.

And for fuck’s sake, take them to the Godddamn doctor.

31 Comment(s)
  • Tyler Hayes
    April 6, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Sound like a bunch of Ignorant people here Nina!! I can tell you judgemental fucktards on this threads that I have 2 vaccine injured boys. I will never subject nor play pharmaceutical Russian roulette with my kids health again. Inject a healthy child with toxins for what? The fucking measles? Chicken pox? What did my newborn need a hep B vaccine for at birth ? Oh , just in case he decided to shoot heroin with a prostitute and dirty syringe on the way home. Bet none of you fucks are up to date on your 74+vaccines and boosters. Keep believing the vaccines are safe. Remember the same entity that told you ciggarettes don’t cause cancer and asbestos was safe is the same ones approving these vaccines with very minimal to no safety clinical trials!!! Oh let’s not forget about Glysophate , that’s safe too right? Morons , stay in your Lane and in y’all bubble. And the Earth is Flat , Religion is a Trap.. Yep , my tinfoil hat was made from the aluminum in your vaccines!! Happy Alzheimer’s Sheep!! ✌️

  • Foxy
    April 4, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Turtle boy, you called that cos you’re so slow? Wake up, you’re the fool for believing in anything your tv says . As for taking someone profile and skating them for their beliefs . It says more about the kind of person you are . A fucking low life . Get back in the swamp where you belong

  • Paul Barlows
    November 19, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    Lol some of you folks think you live on a spinning space ball ????
    Guess your a monkey relative too ???
    Or wait sorry your just sheep ……
    Earth is flat !!!!

  • TheFlatEarthPodcast
    November 19, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    What an awful person you are for doing this to someone who took in two of her own relatives when not one person in her family stepped up. From what I know these children were already vaccinated when she got them. Why don’t actually you go read a vaccine insert, and/or do a little research on vaccine injured children. Seems like you have done ZERO research on the subject! Also you criticize her for smoking while pregnant. She actually quit the same week she found out she was pregnant. DUMBASS. As for 911? You are completely asleep about that one. Top investigators are looking into. Wake up. Bad things happen to people who go out of their way to publicly humiliate people. Where have you been? Oh yeah and by the way water always finds it’s level. #FlatEarthClues

  • Inanna Snow
    October 18, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    She is a smart woman!

    try questioning the things you’ve been taught instead of just regurgitating the nonsense you were taught by the indoctrination system.

  • zorch martino
    September 20, 2018 at 11:14 am

    ridicule is all you morons got. go back to sleep cuz brainwashed sheep are passe’, done, yesterdays news, wake up and stop being ignorant

  • Chris B
    September 20, 2018 at 12:16 am

    What a sorry pos you are. What right do you have to tell others how to live or how to raise their own kids?? Is this the government’s job? Is it yours?!

    Too much to ask to mind your own business and let others live as they see fit, as long as it’s not hurting you or anyone else?

    How about you get a life you prick!

  • Elaine Austin
    September 19, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Hey Turtle Boy. You must be so bored. There’s lots of us out there like Nina. Anti vax – Flat earthers etc etc. Stay off the fluoride buddy. It shows!

  • Matt Edwards
    September 19, 2018 at 11:53 am

    I love her! Sounds like she’s done her research and can back up all her claims. Vaccines are proven as more harmful than helpful. She’s doing those kids a favor. Social justice warriors are known for ignoring facts and having their own biases opinions. It’s a very ugly look. Sad when the flat earth lady does more research than the journalism department. Hope you guys are embarrassed, shes not.

  • Judge dread
    September 19, 2018 at 11:21 am

    First off flat earth types are dumb as shit. Shaq trolled them and they thought it was a compliment. They think earth is a disc. When u ask them how it’s possible to fly from say Logan to Australia and not leave the “disc” they go full retard. I thought flat eart was debunked 500 years ago and I dunno space photography… but the flat earthers say all space flight is fake.

  • Youlazyfuck
    September 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Oh that’s right cause the third leading cause of death shouldn’t be question. Doctors and hospitals are the third leading cause of death you brain dead moron. The levels of infertility are astronomical due in part because of vaccines and the shitty food most people ignorantly consume. The last 2 generations are suffering from neurological disorders never heard of in the last 30 years. So let us thank big pharma for bribing Congress in giving big pharma and doctors immunity from prosecution as a result of their neurological weapons that have cripple, paralyzed and killed millions of children. Just because your offspring didn’t get severely fucked doesn’t mean they didn’t get sick retard. Polio you imbecile was redefine as GBR, you lazy FUCK.

  • Crispy C
    September 18, 2018 at 9:36 pm

    Like I said last week. The retards need to stop FUCKING breeding. Fuck Science. Fuck the police. Fuck working hard.

    The US of A is fucked.

    This is the world we’re heading into. It’s going to take quite some cleanse this country. I’m going to enjoy being an ex-pat aboard when I cash out my 401K. You ratchets can have some of it, I’ll always have more.

    • Crispy C
      September 18, 2018 at 9:42 pm


  • Bertha Von Nation
    September 18, 2018 at 8:31 pm

    It makes me sad that these anti vaxers put innocent babies, who are too young to get the vaccines, at risk by taking their kids out. You may have chosen to let your babies die, but we haven’t! Google “HERD IMMUNITY.” We have every right to be pissed off about your bad decisions, becasue they affect all of us! Ever think, “Hey I wonder why there’s no more smallpox?” Jesus tapdancing Christ! The ignorance of these people! p.s The Earth is round…else there would be no eclipses, dunbass.

  • Nothing bettertodowithurtimeaye?
    September 18, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    Pretty sure this can be used in a court of law.
    This is defamtion of character and slander.
    you dedicated a whole page to criticizing a private citizen.

    No worries though.
    Everything comes back around.

  • Wouldn'tULikeToKnow
    September 18, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    Thank you for speaking out Nina <3

  • ninja turtleboy
    September 18, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    i’ve never been vaccinated and ive been to a doctor like three times in my life. i’m alive and well. whats the point?
    and even if you think this lady’s crazy, her intentions are to do what she believes is best for the kids

  • Bill Clinton
    September 18, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    This chick is psychotic. You know any broad this fucked up has a pornhub channel. anyone find it yet? asking for a friend.

  • BucketNutz
    September 18, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    A GoFundMe should be set up so she can take a ride on the new SpaceX….then she could see for herself.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    September 18, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    This can be summed up quickly:

    Da Bitch be crazy.

  • Captain Obvious
    September 18, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    So going against the accepted narrative should result in having your children taken away? Isn’t turtleboy about free speech and the value of having different opinions. She could be a great mom you don’t know but because she believes something you find crazy she should have her kids taken away? Must of been a slow day. Any subject should be open for discussion without ridicule. For the record I do believe the earth is flat but just because something is widely accepted as fact does not make it true. You have no way of knowing if the earth is flat, round, or square. Your opinion is based on second hand information that you have no way to verify for yourself.

    • Haha
      September 18, 2018 at 4:11 pm

      Nice try. The earth is round, kids need vaccines, and Katy Perry does not work for Satan, her music just sucks.

      • Captain Obvious
        September 18, 2018 at 4:16 pm

        You’re just dumb.

        • Akihito
          September 19, 2018 at 4:31 pm

          He’s actually one of the reptilian alien propagandists a little bird with 33 on his back told me

      September 18, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      Hey dumbass, did you read the WHOLE article??? The writer never said the kids should be taken away. They said that DCF needs to vet prospective foster parents alot better than they do! And also said that shes batshit crazy and should see a therapist. They also said that what shes doing for these foster kids is amazing. You didnt catch that part did ya? Nah didnt think so. You flat earth freaks are fuckin insane. Exactly why they said she needs to be seen by a therapist or committed either or. For the sake of the kids man.

  • X
    September 18, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Holy shit this broad is tapped.
    On a side note the new bloggers writing is FIRE really good stuff

  • Rockets Redglare
    September 18, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    Congratulations on your being pregnant. Thanks for sharing your fucked up gene pool with the rest of us…………

  • Ted Baxter
    September 18, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    Flat Earthers’ have nothing to fear but sphere itself.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 18, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    I have no problem with not vaccinating – IF the parents sign a legally binding document which forces them to cover financially ANY and ALL medical expenses should their kids come down with a disease of which the vaccinations could have prevented.

    Sound fair? This should be mandatory for all anti-vaxxers.

    We tax payers should not have to cover any result of not vaccinating.

  • Illuminatus
    September 18, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    It’s time to enslave people like this and make them break rocks and fix highways. They serve no other purpose.

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