Woman Claims Sir Strokealot Is Secretly Taking Pictures Of Girls At Hampton Beach, Internet Freaks Out Because They Don’t Understand How The Law Works

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Here’s a video from Hampton Beach that’s been viewed close to a million times, featuring a local creepster making some deposits in the spank bank via photographing strange women in bikinis….

This is a better video of the guy sneaking photos of girls at Hampton Beach today. You can see the camera lense between his legs under the towel. It probably wouldn’t be an issue if he wasn’t hiding it. Makes ya wonder why is he hiding. The girls went to the Hampton Beach patrol and was told there is nothing they can do. Not sure where the line is drawn but it’s all strange to me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not jump to conclusions. Maybe he was checking in at Jami’s Kitchen…..

Look at,  Sir Strokealot here is quite likely up to no good. Be less inconspicuous. You can’t. But at the same time, da fuq are the cops are supposed to do? You went to Hampton Beach. The herpes capital of New England. This isn’t even top 10 shadiest thing I’ve ever seen at Hampton Beach.

This was the best part:

It was right when he realized he was about to become a meme. Oops!

This video is yet another example of what happens when the Internet collectively decides you’re a douchebag. I’m not saying this guy’s innocent, because he’s obviously a weirdo. But I don’t see him taking pictures of any girls. I don’t even see a camera. For all we know he could be watching a movie on his phone because it’s too bright out if he doesn’t put it under his towel. All I see is an extremely shady dude who likely wears socks and sandals when he’s not at the beach, sending out the creepiest vibes possible. But that’s not a crime.

When we first saw the video everyone assumed he was making tummy pancakes under there. But as you can see, there is clearly no arm motions that would lead you to believe he was flogging the dolphin.

Apparently all he’s doing is taking pictures of strangers on the beach. Creepy? For sure. Illegal? Just no. Yet so many people we’ve seen sharing or commenting on this video don’t seem to understand that….

“So when we get his camera and break it….will it be a problem?”

Yes. Yes it will. Then you will be the one breaking the law. Because you can’t take a stranger’s camera and smash it because you assume he’s taking pictures of girls on the beach. It doesn’t matter how outraged you are on Facebook, the law is the law.

Then there’s this….

“He could have been on parole or probation with a “no contact with minors” stipulation. He could be a sex offender in violation.”

Good point. He also could be an ISIS double agent too. Better waterboard the shit out of him to find out. That’s how a civilized society works.

Of course the hardo alpha male patrol had to show up to do what they always do – tell everyone would they “would’ve” done if they were there…..

Badass alert!!

And finally the legal expert had to make their appearance whenever someone posted out the fact that it’s not illegal to take pictures of people in public……

Oh I see. Turns out you can tape people in public, it just cant be a secret. Makes sense. So the next time you’re walking by someone’s house who you don’t realize has a home surveillance system on the outside, you are well within your rights to go back there and smash it up when you find out that they recorded you without your position. Pervert!!

Look, this guy’s obviously a weirdo and we’d love to know his name so we can contact him for an exclusive interview. But the fact that people still don’t understand that they have zero expectation to privacy in public is baffling. Others are worried about what he’s doing with the picture. He’s probably spanking the clown to the them. Da fuq do you care? He could beat off to goat porn for all I care, as long as he’s not doing it in public and he’s not actually diddling kids or consuming child porn, it really doesn’t affect the rest of us at all. If a tummy pancake falls in the middle of the woods, does it still leave a stain?

Suppose he is an actual child predator, what would you rather him do? Take pictures of fully clothed people on a beach, or get a job at the YMCA and pretend to be a good guy so he can have easier access to your kids? Is Sir Strokealot a weird? Gun to my head I say yes. But is he breaking the laws, and do citizens have the right to destroy his property because of his creepiness? Just no.


21 Comment(s)
  • brian albrecht
    July 30, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    That sick fuck Bret Killoran does the same shit. His giant WHORE of a wife told me while i was selling her crack. I guess he buys an 8ball of crack and just goes to fucking town on his tiny dick. She said she thinks he targets minors but quickly claims he didnt know they were underage. He’s a real sicko. Shocked a website that cant keep a facebook or twitter account running and gets such little traffic they beg for donations even though they flood their own page with ads, would associate with such a low level human. His IQ has to have him legally retarded. He’s a pussy too, gave me a fake address like the coward he is. Although him sneaking pictures under his multi purpose lap towel. The two purposes are to one, hide the camera. And two to wipe up the pathetic taster of a load that he is impressively able to expel from that tiny cock I previously mentioned in a seriously rapid pace. I’m talking two strokes MAX folks!! A wet wipe would work just as well and be more environmentally friendly, but you cant tell that retard anything. So if anyone see’s Bret Killoran(Likely to smell him first, but also more likely to spot his wife…shes huge) with a towel get the fuck out of there!

  • Internet Dumbasses
    July 30, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    On the internets, everyone is a lawyer overflowing with jurisprudence or whatever the fuck. Bunch of fucking retards who think they know the law, and they are wrong every – fucking – time.

  • Darelle Sheets
    July 30, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    Dave Hester?

  • Turtlekid
    July 30, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    I am a reporter and photographer and here is how it works. You can take pictures of anything you want from public property. you can take pictures of private property from public property.

    You can video tape all over Mass (I know this was in NH) but there can’t be audio without consent, but you can walk around with a camera on your visor and film/photograph people, it is totally legal and that is how street photographers get away with snapping shots of people and NOT blurring out their faces.

    • TurtleCam
      July 30, 2018 at 12:50 pm

      Take that one step further. There can be audio as long as you are not covertly recording. For example, if you’re using a camera/phone/videocamera at your kids’ baseball game, and your video captures the audio of people speaking around you, you’re not breaking the law.

      That’s what Attorney Richard N. Vulva, Esquire, told me, and I’m sticking to it!

      • Jerms
        August 1, 2018 at 4:00 pm

        I was told the same by Richard Gozinya Esq.

  • Quality Control
    July 30, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    The rule is the same with or without a camera.

    A guy can go to the beach and look at girls in bikinis. That’s so commonplace it was the subject of a lot of unwatchable early 60’s movies. A guy can look at girls on a train. That’s been happening as long as there have been trains.

    A guy cannot go into a department store dressing room and peek over the divider at a girl undressing. A guy cannot lean all the way over and peek up a woman’s dress.

    Put a camera in each of the above situations, and the same rules apply.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 30, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    Maybe he is a PI trying to gather evidence of Russian collusion.
    Nice sandals.
    Nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

  • Bella
    July 30, 2018 at 11:48 am

    Just a thought.. how do we know he’s not facebooking it or playing candy crush and simply using his towel as a means to block the sun so he can actually see his phone? What if it’s a simple explanation like that? You freaks will literally always assume the worst in people

  • True
    July 30, 2018 at 10:45 am

    I think I saw that same guy at Canobie lake park taking pictures of kids in the water park.

    • WOW
      July 30, 2018 at 1:45 pm

      If you watch the video it’s an actual camera under his towel, not a phone. That’s how we know he’s not playing “candy crush.”

      Btw, do you want this guy to play Candy Crush with your daughter?

  • bigdaddy
    Carlos danger
    July 30, 2018 at 10:11 am

    He is definitely up to no good I know a thing or two about things like that

  • bigdaddy
    Greg Bates
    July 30, 2018 at 10:10 am

    Thats not me I was in court trying to avoid going to jail again for being a deadbeat dad

  • Mom's Basement
    July 30, 2018 at 10:01 am

    If he just strapped on a GoPro and kept a surfboard tucked under his arm he’d be all set.

  • Confucious
    July 30, 2018 at 8:59 am

    Confucious say those who jump to conclusions can jump into trouble…

  • Real_Finn
    July 30, 2018 at 8:38 am

    I thought I was going to see fapping. Clearly there was no fapping. Just a dummy with a shitty camera.

    A have a secret for all the dumb parents — all the “gifted” pedos and pervs have much better technology. All their cameras and recording devices are hidden in plain sight. The quality is far better than you can imagine – thus the selling price for your snowflake makes bank.

    The outrage of parents with teenage daughters is the funniest. “Sure honey! Go dress like a big whore and don’t expect reaction! Daddy will be come rescue you if anyone looks at you the wrong way!”. Way to send a message mom.

    Wake the fuck up!

  • Stunt Penis
    July 30, 2018 at 8:36 am

    Yet more proof that Facebook (and social media in general) is populated by complete retards. Another great reason to stay off it.

  • Cameraman 6969
    July 30, 2018 at 8:25 am

    How is taking pictures of chicks in bikinis at the beach different than “up-skirting”. Isn’t “up-skirting” illegal? Asking for a friend….

    • Rockets Redglare
      July 30, 2018 at 9:05 am

      So it is true there is such a thing as a dumb question. Taking pictures of bikini clad women on display in public is markertly different than invading personal privacy. I take it your “friend” is asking because he has an upskirting collection…

      • Dumbass
        July 30, 2018 at 9:29 am

        I guess there is such thing as a dumb answer….There is no personal privacy when a person is in public…or are you making up privacy rights in your head, asking for me, not my friend.

        • Rockets Redglare
          July 30, 2018 at 10:01 am

          Your answer is consistent with my point. Momma named you right…

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