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Some guy on Twitter who goes by the name “Mr Poon Soaker” (legend) was sitting in traffic in Houston this weekend when he caught one of the most epic episodes of Southerners keepin it real gone wrong. It all started when a big white butterball and his barbecue girlfriend were driving in their blue truck and they wouldn’t let these two black guys in the white car cut in front of them. I know, I know. Fat people in Texas? Never thought I’d see the day either. The dude driving the truck tries to keep his cool, but naturally his beach body coach of a girlfriend just HAD to get out of the truck and start yapping off to the whole car:
The best part is the boyfriend doesn’t even take the cigarette out of his mouth while trying to keep the peace:
You can tell it’s not the first time his lovely princess has gotten him into a situation like this.
Then in the next sequence it looks like the situation is resolved. All the men are back in their vehicles, but of course this lovely woman just had to keep yappin’ away. Unfortunately for her the second her lonestar loverboy saw an opportunity to cut off the white car he ditched her and left her stranded:
But instead of running to the truck to see her boyfriend and leave, she decides it would be a smart idea to go back and keeping hollering at the occupants of the white car:
That brings us to the best part – the fight:
So the white guy obviously deserved that. I mean, you don’t kick a black man’s car in Houston. Everyone knows that. So he clearly wanted the fight and I’ll give him credit for at least trying. He got nice position as the first guy came at him:
But he was quickly overcome with brute force from the other guy:
Of course the best part was when the girl jumped in, who basically started the whole thing. Here’s a hot tip for the ladies out there – if you jump into the middle of a fight, don’t expect that the punches will magically stop being thrown. You make yourself fair game by putting yourself directly in the line of fire, as this poor woman found out the hard way:
Boom. Right in the kisser. Her reaction to getting punched in the face has quickly become an Internet meme:
Finally at the end the white guy decides to get the last laugh and backs his truck up right into the grill of the white car:
Guess we’ll never know how it ends, but the meme will live in on history:
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