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Woman Gets Punched In The Face, Truck Smashes Into Car In Legendary Road Rage Fight Video

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Some guy on Twitter who goes by the name “Mr Poon Soaker” (legend) was sitting in traffic in Houston this weekend when he caught one of the most epic episodes of Southerners keepin it real gone wrong. It all started when a big white butterball and his barbecue girlfriend were driving in their blue truck and they wouldn’t let these two black guys in the white car cut in front of them. I know, I know. Fat people in Texas? Never thought I’d see the day either. The dude driving the truck tries to keep his cool, but naturally his beach body coach of a girlfriend just HAD to get out of the truck and start yapping off to the whole car:

https://twitter.com/MrPoonSoaker/status/731646227775815680

The best part is the boyfriend doesn’t even take the cigarette out of his mouth while trying to keep the peace:

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You can tell it’s not the first time his lovely princess has gotten him into a situation like this.

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Then in the next sequence it looks like the situation is resolved. All the men are back in their vehicles, but of course this lovely woman just had to keep yappin’ away. Unfortunately for her the second her lonestar loverboy saw an opportunity to cut off the white car he ditched her and left her stranded:

https://twitter.com/MrPoonSoaker/status/731646614037614592

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But instead of running to the truck to see her boyfriend and leave, she decides it would be a smart idea to go back and keeping hollering at the occupants of the white car:

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That brings us to the best part – the fight:

https://twitter.com/MrPoonSoaker/status/731645144731029504

So the white guy obviously deserved that. I mean, you don’t kick a black man’s car in Houston. Everyone knows that. So he clearly wanted the fight and I’ll give him credit for at least trying. He got nice position as the first guy came at him:

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But he was quickly overcome with brute force from the other guy:

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Of course the best part was when the girl jumped in, who basically started the whole thing. Here’s a hot tip for the ladies out there – if you jump into the middle of a fight, don’t expect that the punches will magically stop being thrown. You make yourself fair game by putting yourself directly in the line of fire, as this poor woman found out the hard way:

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Boom. Right in the kisser. Her reaction to getting punched in the face has quickly become an Internet meme:

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Finally at the end the white guy decides to get the last laugh and backs his truck up right into the grill of the white car:

https://twitter.com/MrPoonSoaker/status/731645754922541057

Guess we’ll never know how it ends, but the meme will live in on history:

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22 Comment(s)
  • Reddog
    May 16, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    Hey imposter,grow the fuck up! Everyone else,did you see the gunt on that broad. Jesus,Mary and Joseph.

    • BobnMic
      May 16, 2016 at 11:28 pm

      Reddog, go to WordPress .com or WordPress.org. Sign in. Upload a personal picture not from the internet for your avatar. Then you and imposter fuckface will be visually identified apart. That’s why I had to retire My Tas sidekick. Someone found the exact same pic on the interent, came on here signed in as me and went on a bender with everyone especially the female commenters. Fucking losers huh?

      • BobnMic
        May 16, 2016 at 11:35 pm

        And yes the dude in the pick up should have kept driving before the fight started when he could not bring TrigglyPuff’s twin under control. God this whole incident would have never happened if there were a rack of ribs on scene…

        • TxBeerGuy
          May 18, 2016 at 12:45 am

          Funniest part is that this is directly next to Texas Road House, known among other things for their amazing ribs.

  • MrButthurt
    May 16, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    Thus the reason I am pro choice. These 2 idiots (white folks) should have not been born.

  • Worc Taxpayer
    May 16, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    The white guy more than held his own against the 2 black guys. After his girlfriend bashed her face into the black dudes fist they seemed to give up. I expected to see Smith and Wesson make an appearance and am glad they didn’t. The only thing worse than fighting over something that stupid is killing someone over it. The banjos were certainly playing in my mind during those videos. I can hear the girlfriend now, “howdy, why’d y’all hit me, yo”.

  • RSoxGuy
    May 16, 2016 at 5:55 pm

    I bet fatty doesnt shoot her mouth off to random men anymore.

    I wonder what the idea behind smashin the car behindhim was. Was it to pop the air bag so he couldn’t be followed or smashing the bumper into the radiator so again, they couldnt follow them.

    Or was it his fat bitch got him into an unwinnable fight (2 on 1) and that was his only way or retaliating?

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    May 16, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    Typical thug pussy fighting – two on one. And what is it with black people and Nissans? Am I the only one that has noticed that?

    The white guy should have had Triggly Jr. stand in front of that car when he got the last laugh on the “tough guys”, though!

    • Real talk
      June 2, 2016 at 7:38 pm

      It’s a pack mentality thing black people have in Africa. They are far from evolved and are still considered savages.

  • Reddog
    May 16, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    This may come as a shock but I’ve never been in a fist fight. I’m more of a keyboard fighting type of guy.

    • Paul
      May 16, 2016 at 5:30 pm

      How do you fight a keyboard??

  • Paul
    May 16, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    You can almost hear Dueling Banjoes playing in the background. Someone smarter than me should sync the video to that song…..

  • Sissy Hankshaw
    May 16, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    I went to med school with a guy named “Mr PoonSoaker.”

  • BlackandWhite
    May 16, 2016 at 3:48 pm

    I could totally see this happening in Worcester.

  • Livesinlowell
    May 16, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Possibly the worst punching technique I’ve ever seen. Those two black guys punched like girls so I guess the whale girlfriend figured she’d could take the punch and she did.

  • clowncollegeindeeed
    May 16, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    #whitetrashlivesmatter

    • Jj
      June 2, 2016 at 7:36 pm

      #deportallblacks

  • UsualSuspect
    UsualSuspect
    May 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm

    That was epic! Cue the banjos!

  • TiredOfThisCrap
    May 16, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    GTFO….Trigglypuff has a twin?

    Seriously though that woman deserved every bit of the force behind that punch. She wanted to all sorts of Clampett style then backed down like a scared little bitch. Oh well. Guess the saying is true, “don’t write checks your ass can’t catch.”

    • TiredOfThisCrap
      May 16, 2016 at 1:22 pm

      *cash

    • Gabriel
      May 17, 2016 at 8:00 am

      If the two wind up on the same coast the country might… Um… Capsize. But this works to our advantage. If we can send them to San Francisco at the same time then California may actually break off and sink into the sea. There has to be a doughnut convention or something out there to bate them in. The only thing we still need is NASAs huge plane to transport rockets. It should be able to take off with both in there.

      • Gabriel
        May 17, 2016 at 8:02 am

        *bait

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